Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

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zealanddonk: OMG! he is so greeeeeeeeedy by doubling!

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He should have played like these Dead Broke Douche Bags and Doubled for LESS! The house thanks them for the free $100.


https://youtube.com/shorts/h0sSwmyYm7o?feature=shared


I've seen worse though. One tiiiiiime, an old Asian man got dealt 4 consecutive Elevens and Never Doubled Down ONCE with the Dealer showing 6 or less each time. He won every hand without a payout higher than even money and only took one card each hand. By the 3rd time I was offering to put the money up to Double for him and he refused like a STUPID IDIOT!!!

Speaking of Stupid Idiots, the Squirter hasn't been heard from in days besides a few deleted posts and NO sports bets, Filet Mignon Dinners, Slot Jackpots with ONLY $100 in, High Limit Casino Action, or pictures from his MONTH LONG Anniversary Celebration's's???

Meanwhile, REAL Millionaires Like Stewman who won't even acknowledge Chrissy as nothing more than a Flea that was trying to suck them off for information and scamming techniques, are doing Podcasts in the near future with David Meltzer(no not the wrestling guy) and Shawn Dill Pickle! He even has a speaking engagement with PFA Radio topic Alum Dan Blizerian!!

Maybe some of you Folks would like to give Ryan the Business Bros Comment Section Special???

https://www.youtube.com/@DavidMeltzer


https://www.youtube.com/@shawnandlacey







#BILLY GOAT LIFE BABY

Oh Chrissy….where are you?

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Originally Posted by RMS9

Oh Chrissy….where are you?

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He’s busy creeping on Drew’s FB page and trying to learn how to be a Good Father instead of a Failure he’s used to being!



Drew even knows the proper use of ‘Mitchell’s’ and shows us his well kept House as his verbal son attends 1st Grade because of Good Parenting!

Meanwhile, Chrissy hides behind his laptop in a Rented Affinity bunker like the Pussy he is, Never Showing Any sports bets and proving he is Not the Goat and Never Was!

I on the other hand, am printing money and just made… $23 in 10 minutes… that’s $138 an hour! Does Chrissy make that much Pulling his Pud for Colt? I think not folks!

Continuing to Document that I AM THE GOAT… folks!



Documentation beats Masturbation!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTFtkiLHXxw

Funny when middle-aged guys abuse roids and show off their muscles.

Sorry bro, but we aren't impressed. We know how you got there. Very few guys over 40 have bulging muscles from just working out.

Chrissy's bouts with roids are hilarious, because he goes from fat to buff in like a few weeks time, and then expects nobody to notice that the transformation was so sudden (and in his 40s, no less!)

Then, after a short time, we don't see gym videos anymore, and suddenly the muscles are gone and the fat is back.

Anyway I can't really hate on Andrew, because I do enjoy how he must infuriate Chrissy with his good relationship with Daddy, while Chrissy remains on the outs.

@Chrissy's whole life has been and will continue to be a series of Short Cuts

Also in this part of the world, Short cunts.

Arrrrright Everybody, we are in the home stretch of August and NO DOCUMENTATION from the Bloat for 2 months means he's Broke, Busted, Dusted and can't be Trusted... again!!!

No Filet Mignon, No Sports Bet Slips, No Front Row Ball Game tickets... speaking of which...



I guess Stacy didn't realize she wouldn't be sitting front row at EVERY SINGLE game, just like her Masturbating Midget of a Spouse would be LOSING EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!

But fear not folks, Chrissy has dusted off his old, badly fitting suit from years of steroid abuse and brought us more White Board Gems of Wisdom!!!




There you have it folks, documentation that he made a Million dollars, like he did in that forgotten 90 day Million Dollar Challenge. He just conveniently forgot to upload it cuz dem Haterz be watchin!

What's next for the Squirting Colt Dolt? Only Time will tell...

O BWB, you got my hopes up that the whiteboard had returned.

And Chrissy is such a greasy cocksucker: Sir Ed Hillary was a New Zealander, and Sir Roger Bannister was a Brit.

Nothing to do with Chrissy's American dream.

Dark stuff, but wondering if Chrissy will eventually John List the family. Assuming of course he can suck enough cock at $20 a pop to afford a gun.

Since we have no Documentation of bets, lobster and filet mignon dinners, big hotel suites or front row Ball game tickets, the Mitchell's's were too Broke to celebrate their anniversary.

But here's irrefutable documentation that the Bloat LOST again and for two months has been a LOOOOOOSER! Just like he'll be a LOSER his entire life!!



Happy Scamiversay Chrissy and Stacykins!!!





Shoutout to Elmo!

Here is a shot of the Mitchell's on their current "Luxury Cruise" in Alaska!





Here's what successful and Honest Mitchell Men look like!!!

Eight days since Chrissy Cakes last social media post. Did he finally take his own advice and ban himself from posting things that aren’t there to impress us, but to impress upon us just how scummy he is? Anyone find him trying out a new platform since we pretty much have owned him on every other avenue?

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Originally Posted by RMS9

Eight days since Chrissy Cakes last social media post. Did he finally take his own advice and ban himself from posting things that aren’t there to impress us, but to impress upon us just how scummy he is? Anyone find him trying out a new platform since we pretty much have owned him on every other avenue?

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I can believe Chrissy doesn’t have a presence on Truth Social. It’s populated by the stupidest people on the planet.

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Originally Posted by Jayjami

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Originally Posted by RMS9

Eight days since Chrissy Cakes last social media post. Did he finally take his own advice and ban himself from posting things that aren’t there to impress us, but to impress upon us just how scummy he is? Anyone find him trying out a new platform since we pretty much have owned him on every other avenue?

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I can believe Chrissy doesn’t have a presence on Truth Social. It’s populated by the stupidest people on the planet.

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This thread has always been about exposing Chrissy and (other than one asshole years ago) everyone getting along united against him. Let’s not bring the political garbage from Flying Stupidity over here.

Folks, I just ate at a Millionaires only establishment and left a generous tip because I am after all, a multi millionaire and this hand written piece of paper proves it, without question!



Meanwhile, dead broke dead beat douche bags like Chrissy feed their kids from a special snack pack!




Which is more food than Chrissy provides to Stacykins!

Shoutout to Elmo!

Remember when Chrissy used to give Stacy flowers… “just because”… Yea neither do the Mitchell’s’s!



Annnnnnd remember Chrissy was up 43k in the 1st week of July and that means he ABSOLUTELY won the next 7 consecutive weeks at that pace for OVER 300K in 2 months folks! No WAY he was lying or inflating a small sample size win just to end up caught with his pants down... AGAIN!!!



Just like all these millionaires in the making like Stefano RoBaldo, Austin Empty Pockets Greear and Zach Trust the Process Jones! And look at old Branko coming up the REAR as usual. He must still be printing money since the last Masturr mind where Chrissy stole $5000 from his buddy Dave!



Chrissy on Business Bros Podcast 2023 - "Hurr durr not EVERYONE is going to have the same results as me, that's why they won't succeed!"


Chrissy on Facebook July 8, 2024 - "Hurr hurr, Absolutely ANYONE can duplicate these results..."

#Broke Life Baby!

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Originally Posted by Jayjami

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Originally Posted by RMS9

Eight days since Chrissy Cakes last social media post. Did he finally take his own advice and ban himself from posting things that aren’t there to impress us, but to impress upon us just how scummy he is? Anyone find him trying out a new platform since we pretty much have owned him on every other avenue?

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I can believe Chrissy doesn’t have a presence on Truth Social. It’s populated by the stupidest people on the planet.

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Because, Chrissy is lazy.

He tried Patreon (lol) but that requried work, didnt show immediate results and was too confusing as to why a millionaire needed people paying him subscriptions for early access to the same nonsense strategies he had.

When Youtube shitcanned his second (or possibly 3rd) channel, he tried rumble which predictably went sideways. I seem to recall that reason was because he couldnt delete comments, or it requried effort to get people to sign up for it.

X and my understanding of truth Social require short messages often to draw and keep attention.

Chrissy is just barely capable of copy/pasting other nonsense he has seen, or his own idiocy like "hurr hurr so and so DIDNT almost get shot hurr hurr".
Otherwise the bulk of his FB nonsense is long rambling idiocy and his life, with a lot of pictures.

My understanding of X and Truth Social is normally it is one or two pictures only and short text.

Plus he has to promote it to his chums and and and.

A reminder to anyone looking for a new offshore account to beat a bonus, BetOnline has a 50% bonus for new signups with a 1x rollover. Max is an extra $250 on $500.

If you click through Chrissy’s link he gets hit for your winnings against anything the chums lose before getting his commission.

Combine this with another books signup bonus and you technically can’t lose overall if you offset bets and play line differences. But you are risking you could lose with BO and help him but with a 50% edge the odds are in your favor.

And obviously cash out after playing it through once and never look back or play there again because you’ll be linked to him.

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Originally Posted by The Boz

A reminder to anyone looking for a new offshore account to beat a bonus, BetOnline has a 50% bonus for new signups with a 1x rollover. Max is an extra $250 on $500.

If you click through Chrissy’s link he gets hit for your winnings against anything the chums lose before getting his commission.

Combine this with another books signup bonus and you technically can’t lose overall if you offset bets and play line differences. But you are risking you could lose with BO and help him but with a 50% edge the odds are in your favor.

And obviously cash out after playing it through once and never look back or play there again because you’ll be linked to him.

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That's actually a good idea.

Unfortunately most of us have a BOL account already.

But yeah, just bet $500 once, then either abandon account (if lost) or cash out (if won). So don't do this if you want to play BOL in the future.

Don't sign up your wife, sister, mom, dad, etc for this, though, unless they do it from their own house and any device associated with you never logs into that account. Otherwise BOL will detect this as bonus abuse and confiscate your $.

But yeah it would be hilarious for people to bonus whore Chrissy's affiliate link and ding him money from his commissions.

For those who don't understand, Boz is saying that Chrissy is given 35% on the TOTAL losses among all of the signups under him, so anyone who wins will reduce that amount. Since this is a 1-time, big +EV bet, if enough people do this, it will fuck him.

maybe he really has come to the realization that he has a gambling problem and he really can't make a living at the casinos with table games and sports betting and started working a 9-5??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onRQJgEaop4

“ BedWetterBettor: Is the 1x applied to just the Bonus or is it Bonus PLUS Original Deposit? And what are the percentages of rollover contribution per game? IE: Baccarat 20%, Blackjack 20% Slots 100%, etc. ??”

Sportsbook only. 1x rollover on both


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As Day 7 of "Where's Chrissy?" continues, let's check in with people who can actually afford to go to Casino's's's and take care of their children like Good Fathers do!




It seems Uncle Zachy's Poppa Dukes is at his local Gambling Hole for a friend's birthday. If anyone wants to send him some advice and pointers, feel free to do so with the info below!

Since his Dead Broke Douche Bag of a Son won't be doing so, we can always send some fun pics, videos and information to old Kinty!

The day that Zachy escaped Chrissy will be one of the saddest days for Chrissy.

Such a rube who believed all of Chrissy's nonsense, someone who had a porn addiction who had probably whacked it to some of Kyle Prescott's work, someone who enjoyed going for rides in Chrissy's rented lambo....

Actually the sad day for Chrissy was coming up with the story that a broke couple came to him crying, and Chrissy won $2000 or whatever it was.