Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

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RMS9: Doesn’t know him???? Didn’t Stewman sit at a baccy table with tubby and martingale up to like 5k just to win $100 profit? And he’s claiming he doesn't remember him? Sounds like he did everything possible to wipe that experience from his memory.

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Yep, maybe tweet some of these out to old Screwman and see if it Jogs his memory!



Also, LOL at Chrissy being the Short Stack not Only in LIFE but that the table here as well! Clearly, Banker was winning but "The Best Damn Gambler in the World" kept marty betting and Losing on Player, Hahahaha!





"Hurr durr I played all night with someone calling himself the Goat and I made $100 after my wife told me this is boring and I wanna go to sleep, so I paid a limo dat $100 instead of calling an Uber... " - Screwman Oct. 2022


"Hurr hurr it was 3 years ago(2 actually) and he called himself The Goat, I didn't know his real name derrrrp!?" - Screwman 2024

Here’s the video wherein not only does he talk about Chrissy but there is even a moment where he puts a graphic from Chrissy’s web page on the screen. But no…he’s never heard of this guy.

https://youtu.be/0FJu3Ua0v0M?si=IkUQ3ggqzdvEtJiM

In fairness to Stewman, most people who have interacted with everyone's favourite greasy midget either forget him, or wish they could forget him.

And l.o.l at revealing Chrissy purchased one fine program, and quit.

Guess Chrissy learnt everything he could to be on his way to make $250k/month..........

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

In fairness to Stewman, most people who have interacted with everyone's favourite greasy midget either forget him, or wish they could forget him.

And l.o.l at revealing Chrissy purchased one fine program, and quit.

Guess Chrissy learnt everything he could to be on his way to make $250k/month..........

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He certainly didn't learn how to hire a plastic surgeon for his wife. Stewman clearly has that down pat...

I captured a screen shot of the The Bloat from the video that The Rivers posted today.
Notice how The Bloat did not look like a happy professional scammer? After all, he was on his way to Las Vegas to print money. He should have been grinning like Cheshire The Cat. Chrissy was simply stressed out and worried that he wasn't going to be allowed to board the return flight home.

Did anyone notice the reflection from the camera that appeared to show Chrissy's evil spirit sitting behind him and facing the other way? Not sure how the picture captured that as surely there wasn't a mirror behind The Bloat. Kind of eerie though.

I am not going to post the screen shot that was already posted by BWB, where all of "attendees" are standing in front of the plane. Only Chrissy dressed like the clown that he is. What kind of goof ball wears a cheap all red outfit including his elementary school PE shorts? The Bloat must have left his no brand name red cap back home in his rental unit. Chrissy definitely stood out like a boil on Stacy's ass.

Hey Chrissy, if you happen to read this post (which you will), just remember this. A successful scammer would have plenty of money to pay cash for a house but not you, as you live month to month. Just like all of the other pathetic losers that you have scammed over the years. I bet you are pacing by your mailbox every month, waiting for your Betonline affiliate check to arrive. As that is your only source of steady income. Have no fear, that should dry up when you least expect it.

Garbage in, garbage out.

My favourite part of that nonsense video was Chrissy being about as far as possible when they were on the tarmac from everyone else.

And also l.o.l Chrissy hyped the shit out of that trip only for Stewman to point out "hurr hurr, we kept having to martingale up to $5k so I could win $100. My wife thought Chrissy was a creepy lil dude, so we bailed as soon as we got our money back".

Brokestopher back with the same “Hurr hurr look folks I’m standing in front of cheaply framed photos with a cheap Jersey on, this means I won folks!”





^^He's soooo desperate for FB engagement and Attention he leaves the 1st comment in the last few Posts cuz nobody else gives a fuck to comment, hahahaha what a pathetic Loooooser!^^



So he would still be theoretically down over 75k considering he lost 85k and then some on the Oreos two weeks ago!

But then again, this Masturbating Midget Moron lies so much he couldn’t even remember when he lied about daily wins in May just days after making false claims of 10K wins!

#Fraud Life Baby!

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Brokestopher back with the same “Hurr hurr look folks I’m standing in front of cheaply framed photos with a cheap Jersey on, this means I won folks!”





^^He's soooo desperate for FB engagement and Attention he leaves the 1st comment in the last few Posts cuz nobody else gives a fuck to comment, hahahaha what a pathetic Loooooser!^^



So he would still be theoretically down over 75k considering he lost 85k and then some on the Oreos two weeks ago!

But then again, this Masturbating Midget Moron lies so much he couldn’t even remember when he lied about daily wins in May just days after making false claims of 10K wins!

#Fraud Life Baby!

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"More" suggests Greed, and a lack of satisfaction or appreciation for the gifts God has already bestowed on Chrissy.
Keeping in mind Chrissy has both claimed to have made millions from gambling and tht God told him bet on sports.
Chrissy also claims God told him to bang Stace, despite Stace not being Chrissy's type.

If Chrissy claims he needs that more money to give it to poor people, there are many many other more credible and reliable venues to funnel charity money so it goes to those who deserve it.

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1dollarboxcar: looks like stacks of 1 dollar bills... stacks of hundos don't get that dirty.....

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zealanddonk: @1dbc Chrissy used to iron his money, 100% he wouldnt have 100s that dirty

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You're Both Just Jealous Dead Broke Douche Bag Haters!!! Don't you know that Ironing $100 bills instantly turn them from Green and Dingy to Flat, Crispy and Bright Blue as seen Below???







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLnHjnwMFk8

Just like adding seeds and bad hair transplants to your head gives you sweet chia hair!!!

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The Boz: Stole the bottom pic to use on X. Thanks

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No Prob Boz! Keep up the Good Work!

Speaking of Work, was able to dig up some more dirt!

Found some VERY interesting posts within the last year from our old friend and Former Prized Chum Dipshit Dave Pruett. Some even VERY concerning...

The first is Dave and a few of the Losing Chums started their Own FB group for their Baccy and Spinny results (shoutout to ZD!)

Notable Loser Alum include Keith Smith, Ken Alderson and Hoa Le! The total members in this group... 5... LOL!

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1239...67183060884988



Dave posts all kinds of nonsense how you should "Always" bet the Green zero and other foolish superstitions that degenerates like him believe!

He talks about making trips to Hard Rock AC and other places close to where he lives in Virginia.

Then there's THIS!!!




Right before the Masturr Mind debacle where Chrissy begged Dave for 5K to play table games and never paid him back, Dave was actively looking for a rental home in SUMMERLIN!!!

Yup you read it right folks! Dave was willing to pull a Stacy and abandon his wife(ex) & teenage children to go live in Nevada and GAMBLE his life savings away!!!

Thankfully he and Branko LOST THEIR ASS that fateful November night and that plan got nixed fast (or so we hope!)

But seriously, look how far this fool got caught up in all this Retrain Your Brain and Colt Life bullshit! Willing to relocate to Summerlin and be Chrissy's Lap Dog and Meal Ticket for all kinds of Degen Gambling in Vegas!

Meanwhile, his Daughter is working the Drive Thru at Sonic and God Knows how much Dave has blown of his life savings instead of keeping something for his Kids???



Now we know where the brunt of Chrissy's BOL check comes from! Dumbo Dave is firing off $50-$90 bets on Roulette with a 4K balance each week and Squirtstopher is getting 35% of those Losses!

Sure hope Davey Boy has STOPPED using this BOL account and just donks off his retirement 225k (or whatever is left) in Brick & Mortar Casinos!

His last forwarding address appears to be a Hilton Gardens Hotel room...

***Chrissy with another Inspiration Post of Stupidity***



"Hurr durr Aim High, Squirt Low and Drop your pants for 10 years like I did folks. Life is short like Chrissy's Tiny Dick!"

I wonder if Dave lost his job due to degen gambling that lost him any security clearances he might have had.

And LOL, after 3 days the best that Chrissy can come up with is some tired old "shoot for the moon".

Looking forward to his end of month amazing winning summary.

i wonder why he deleted the dirty stacks of 1 dollar bills post?? ... i think he deleted a video (reels) from yesterday too??

Mother fucking cock sucker! Now I know why the Phillies have played like shit this month! This cocksucker found a knockoff jersey at Goodwill or some other thrift store.

Note the official MLB jerseys are from Nike for the past 5 seasons and have the logo above the P in Phillies. Also note Chrissy’s doesn’t, i.e. cheap knockoff.

There is nothing this jackass does that isn’t a fraud or lie!




Edit, upon closer look, it may be there. Still fuck him!

remember when Krissy lost $20k in 20 minutes with Cia Amir and another unnamed man from Atlanta, Georgia...
i remember....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0pmMo5oXQY

More Excuses from the King of Losers! Must be preparing his Lies for why didn't win 100K + this month!

I'm sure by tomorrow he'll have another Miraculous winning story from the High Limit Baccy room where Stacy ran to the shitter and amazingly Chrissy had more Chips than when she went to drop a deuce!

Of course they'll conveniently leave out the part where Chrissy gives the Chips back to the High Roller he begged those chips for like he Begged Mr. Foster to co-sign on the Lexus and Affinity Condo Lease agreements!

#Broke Life Baby!



Not sure how owning a Rolex would prevent you from spending time with someone? But since Chrissy is too Broke to afford one and can only rent things to try and fool people dumber than him, I guess he will NEVER know! All those Sinning Poor People who have NO CHOICE but to sit at home with their wife & kids probably don't have Rolexes either... let that sink in!

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Tariq Reed: Folks! I'm only making these daily FB posts about my Rolex, my rented Lambo, my high-rise apartment, my $400 glass of wine, my front row sports seats and my monthly $100k+ gambling winnings because I'm not trying to impress you. Don't you get it?

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Gotta love the Irony of someone SOOOO desperate for attention they'll hold up Mashed Potatoes and Dunkin Donuts smiling like an idiot acting like they're rich and then start telling people to Stop trying to Buy things to impress people!

Or as Tariq mentioned, renting a Lambo to try and catch the Eye of a Dumb, Young, Gullible Hick with a Porn Addiction!

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This picture was truly one of the few days that Chrissy experienced what normal people would consider happiness despite the look on Chrissy's face.
He finally lured his victim into his rented lambo, and had nefarious cornholing planned.
We'll never know for sure if Chrissy was successful.....probably not and hopefully not given how inept he is at everything else.

Dont be surprised if there is another veiled post against Drew from Chrissy in the near future.

Drew's "hurr hurr I boycott limp-ics hurr hurr" post has almost 200 reactions and over 100 comments.

Chrissy can only dream of engagement like that.

I can’t lol…



I mean really…I never seen Christopher smile so hard in a picture. Smh…lol



Christopher…When you have a stunt cunt for a wife, and you can’t bang and suck the studs off like you used to do back in the day, we know why you are the angry little midget 99.9% of the time.



Let’s not forget about Benjamin Bubs too…folks…folks…the skank and Kyle better get those special classes ready for that poor little guy. Maybe Uncle Bob will lend a helping hand.



Well…he’s still preoccupied lol…maybe Uncle Pene can assist.



Fat bastard can’t help himself or anyone right now…Oh that Tuna Cooch is still looking ripe…



Be safe and fuck Christopher Mitchell and his skank, too.

Morning Folks

For reasons of my recent travels travels around 🇨🇦 and 🇺🇸 catching up has been fairly sporadic so I have probably missed quite a bit but it seems to me that Chrissys only “income” nowadays is his bet online suckers losses, 35% I believe aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand his 1000 bucks a month “sports betting”.

The thing that I’m curious 🤨 about is how can he afford to live?
I don’t imagine anyone would subscribe to his chums sports betting and it seems that he himself is a degenerate loser as he has been all his life so that leaves his 35% bet online loses, surely this can’t be enough.

The people suckered into this Ponzi scheme aren’t likely to keep chucking good money 💴 after bad and will realise that Chrissys “strategies” don’t actually work and perhaps 🤔 he was fibbing 😃 so they bail out after they have had to sell the house 🏠 to cover the debts , I can’t even get bet online in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 so I assume it’s a 🇺🇸 only company so he can’t call himself the best gambling 🎰 consultant in the world 🌎 anymore 😂🤣😂

I know from my travels that 🇺🇸 isn’t a cheap country, but I wasn’t on a budget and stayed in hotels Airbnb and even hired an RV for a trip to Dakota, we ate at 2/3 Michelin ⭐️ restaurants in New York Washington San Francisco and even the Bellagio steak 🥩 restaurant (I tried to get the table where our hero 🦸*♂️ sat by the fountains ⛲️ but was told to bugger off because I wasn’t a VIP hi roller aka big time degenerate loser).

Our spending for nearly 6 months was around 250,000 bucks, I’m not saying this to impress you……….but to impress on you 😂😂😂😂😂, this amount is a pittance that a millionaire hi rolling goat 🐐 should be spending in a month.

PS On Chrissys bizarre list of places that everyone should visit in 🇺🇸 Times Square instead of Gettysburg 😟🤯 another he missed off was the Alamo.

We visited there as well with the added interest that an ancestor on my mothers side Daniel Bourne fought and died there, only discovered in the last few years with family tree research (who knows I might be a 20th cousin to Mr Elmo or Sir Jeffrey Dime) 😃
He and two of his brothers emigrated to 🇺🇸 he moved to Texas, their fate unknown.

I would suggest that Daniel Bourne gave more to 🇺🇸 in a few short weeks than non tax paying gay porn star 🌟 scammer waste of semen 💦 Chrissy has in his entire pointless existence, but that’s just my opinion.

PPS Just for a wheeze I thought 💭 I would try Chrissy’s no bust BJ strategy.
If anyone on this site is thinking 🤔 about giving it a go, please 🙏 don’t.
I lost my 500 bucks bankroll inside 10 minutes.

IT DOESNT WORK FOLKS!!! 🤣😆🤣😂

Sorry 😞 about the long post ✉️ but after months without any comments I have a very heavy scrotum and need to unload.

Apparently Bird Brain's Male Order Bride has some high hopes this new Gig in Biloxi will Change His Life...

Rather funny that her Fantasy of Bird Boy looks a LOT like a young Kyle Pratt aka Chrissy Prescott


Perhaps someone could share this with the Bird Brain Gang and inform them of the harsh reality?



And it's 1st of the month, that means rent is due at the Affinity Condo Community for Millionaire Renters... lol!

Here's a sneak preview of Chrissy's Production Numbers courtesy of Krusty & Co.




Hey Krustaford, how about DOCUMENTING these results in a new video? I just DOCUMENTED them here so you KNOW they're true!

Hurr hurr Documentation Beats Masturbation!!