Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

Chrissy's idea of natural TRT involves illicit blowjobs.

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Apparently, Roidy McGoo Drew also steals other people's posts and tries to pass them off as his own for engagement and other desperation tactics!

How long until Squirtstopher uses this post or something similar?

"Hurr durr Folks, who should play the Bloat in a Hollywood movie??? I think it should be the Rock or Vin Diesel cuz they're bald and used steroids folks! But I never did steroids folks, except when Bryan Ockert laughed at my deflated body annnnnnd when the boys at Colt came calling"





Oh and since the Lying Loser Chrissy hasn't provided any update on that fake 35K bet, I've gone ahead and provided the documentation to beat Chrissy's Conversation!




More losses on the Oreo's's's and Guardians plus the other Documented losses above! Since Chrissy lost 85k(supposedly) in 4 days, that's a LOSS of $658,750 because hurr hurr take a small number and calculate the projected rate based off it!?!? #LoserKyle #MasturbatorMitchell #MitchellGaleFail


Well Boz and I think alike, what's with the Mitchell's's's and going spread Eagle on stranger's couches???

Maybe the nastiest thing ever on Facebook. Something hanging out the side of those shorts. I wanna puke!

Sorry guys.

Nothing says classy like wearing a cross and flashing your growler.


As for who should play Chrissy in the Chrissy story: Sean ayes from Will and Grace springs to mind

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Also from Chrissy's post he claims his money means he can do whatever he wants with whoever he wants.
Despite renting a lambo, we dont know for sure he cornholed young Zachy the Lackey.

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

Nothing says classy like wearing a cross and flashing your growler.


As for who should play Chrissy in the Chrissy story: Sean ayes from Will and Grace springs to mind

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Also from Chrissy's post he claims his money means he can do whatever he wants with whoever he wants.
Despite renting a lambo, we dont know for sure he cornholed young Zachy the Lackey.

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LOL, HOT DOG... WE HAVE A WEINER!!!

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Originally Posted by The Boz

Maybe the nastiest thing ever on Facebook. Something hanging out the side of those shorts. I wanna puke!

Sorry guys.

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Classic Chrissy, he saw victor and Slotlady's OnlyHams and thought he could do better with a freebie like this.

As always, Chrissy is 6 months late and 25 years late respectively.

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

Classic Chrissy, he saw victor and Slotlady's OnlyHams and thought he could do better with a freebie like this.

As always, Chrissy is 6 months late and 25 years late respectively.

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I'd say that honor is going to Man Boobs Malone, he's now acting like he is as popular as Raja and Vegas Matt cuz he met dem one tiiiiime at a meet n greet!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcymHYICyuU


I would wager he'd be pimping out his Gonzo Nosed GF, Lydia, on OnlyFans before we see Squirting Stacy on there! Maybe they could use the money to get Lydia that nose job?


He also made video about betting his "net worth" of $200 on one hand of Baccy and hitting the dragon... hahahaha what a Degen!

Speaking of LOW Net Worth... here is the documentation of Chrissy's Non-Existent Sports Bet Losses from Yesterday. But you know this is true because I documented it here!!



More Losses on teams that he wore jerseys for like the Marlins, Braves and Phillies! Plus Another Loss on the Guardians Equals 0 for 4 for the Bloat! It's all scientifical FACTS FOLKS!!!

Slow news day, must mean Brokestopher is too Poor and Sinning instead of going to Casino's's's and making Colt Life Cash so he can help all those dead broke douchebags learn how to beat the Casino's's's!

Speaking of douche bags, old Pene made a trip recently to Vegas. But somehow he didn't make any videos of himself playing $15 roulette and making that Bread?




He did go to Bellagio and film nonsense like his Squirting Hero, unfortunately nobody cares enough about old Pea Brain Pene to build him a successful YT channel like his Masturbating Midget Mentor has a successful You Tube chan... oh wait!!!


Maybe we can start our own GoFundMe for Pene to attend Prescott University and learn how to Squirt Big Loads for Money???

#Squirt Life Baby

Well, well look who resurfaced on FB! Might be an old profile he resurrected.

Guess you can't keep a Hood Rat down!

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61554693072670

The fact his Pants and Suit Jacket don't match shows he's not raking it on the Drones business or Picking Locks as Mr. Quick Prick, hahahahaha!

Funny that he "studied" corrections while Chrissy studied Erections while pulling his pud for Chaos Men! #Colt Life Baby




Also, the Squirter was creeping on that Michael Palmer guy's FB when he posted some Chips from Hollywood Casino in Bumfuck, Ohio!

This is what happens when you aimlessly take and post pictures online without even checking them to make sure decent enough to do so.



She really needs to address that asap. Tuna Cooch needs to be recalled.



And thank you posting your wife’s desolate and arid snatch for the world to see. We know you’re part of the reason that labia looks the way it does…



The hijinks don’t stop in the daily conversations between skank and Kyle…



Hope everyone is well and great posts by everyone as always. Let’s continue to keep the pressure on Christopher.

Always good to have Elmo back. Since Chrissy is too broke and too much of a pussy to show betting slips or hold his Masturr mind events, I thought I'd show the Real Mitchell Goat's latest upcoming "event"...



Might be fun to troll this online event under various Chrissy Pseudonyms like Kyle Pratt, Kirk, Scott C., Kyle Adams and of course Kyle Prescott!

Who wouldn't want to learn the "secrets of becoming the sexiest husband(divorced Drewbie) , Best Dad (During his court appointed alternate weekends) and Most Respected at Work (what does Drew even do... Life Insurance??)

If you folks won't get a Check Up from the Neck Up, then it's time for you to Man Up with your Fat Can Up, like Chrissy has famously been known to do!



Shoutout to Elmo!

Found this old profile on X/Twitter from long before we knew of Chrissy. Maybe a fan, account hasn’t been used since 2017.

Hopefully Andy Bear gets asked about this.😀

And still the eternal debate over who is dumber, Chrissy or his fanboys? In this case William Rivera is giving him a run for it with this nonsense. Does he mean by “catching up with you” the math? Nah, he’s too stupid to understand that.

And Chrissy with a new "engagement" post in Red

"What is the BIGGEST lie that you believed at some point in your life?"



Branko hurr hurrs that education will make you successful hurr hurr

Drew "She was going to be loyal to me for the rest of our lives".

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

And Chrissy with a new "engagement" post in Red

"What is the BIGGEST lie that you believed at some point in your life?"



Branko hurr hurrs that education will make you successful hurr hurr

Drew "She was going to be loyal to me for the rest of our lives".

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Here's a mural of Lies Chrissy has told or been told...

Some hits include...

"It's REAL HAIR... God's Honest Truth!"

"I waxed it myself!?!?!"

"Wearing a cheap, mis-matched suit in NO WAY makes you look like a Fraud!"

Chrissy can thank me later.

Well Drew's Man Up zoom call is pretty lame. Just two guys yapping about lifestyle change nonsense and only about 5 losers showed up.



Wonder if Pastor Paul will be attending this Zoom to give us views on being a Great Husband and Father???



Speaking of Zoom Calls, old Bird Brain has been a busy boy on his Zoom Calls with creatures of all sorts!



2 weeks and NO update on that alleged 35K bet from Squirtstopher, which DOCUMENTS he LOST again so 85K losses in 4 days... That's $7,777,500 Losses a Year following the bloat folks!! Let that sink in!


Here is the DOCUMENTATION of Chrissy's losses last night, where once again, MANY favorites shat the bed much like Chrissy did on Bryan Ockert's Bed... #Colt LIFE BABY!





Hurr durr Documentation Beats Masturbation!

Hahaha, Chrissy can't prove any bets or wins, so he shows old photos of the toy money counter and his FOSTER U money he begged Professor Bob for! LOL!

He also whines about Not Caring what other people think, despite his last 17 posts being "Hurr hurr what do YOU think about this and what's your favorite Squirt Video???"

Translation: He Lost his Ass AGAIN and is too much of a pussy to place high bets or play high limits due to ALL strip and reputable casinos banning his midget ass! LOL!

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Hahaha, Chrissy can't prove any bets or wins, so he shows old photos of the toy money counter and his FOSTER U money he begged Professor Bob for! LOL!

He also whines about Not Caring what other people think, despite his last 17 posts being "Hurr hurr what do YOU think about this and what's your favorite Squirt Video???"

Translation: He Lost his Ass AGAIN and is too much of a pussy to place high bets or play high limits due to ALL strip and reputable casinos banning his midget ass! LOL!

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Chrissy's best days were 25 years ago.

Funny timing tho that Chrissy claims no one cares when Drew gets 5 punters for his own new superchums club...

Keep the Daddy photos coming.

Must infuriate Chrissy to see Daddy have a loving relationship with his brother Andrew, while he is on the outs.

Chrissy, you always talk shit about what an awful person Daddy was. Do you ever stop and think what type of person you are? Do you think being a career scammer is a righteous path in life? Are you better than Daddy? Does he scam anyone, or is it just his fucked up son doing that to innocent people?

Funny how there's not 885-page forum threads and countless YouTube videos about your dad.