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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
What do you mean, he was a Superstar in Australia, just ask the guy from 3 years ago that Chrissy wanted to leave Stacy and Champers for to move in with and make that Wallaby Life Cash!
They also have VEGAN animal safe Make-up products for Chrissy to use, as seen above!
Trying to keep exposing the human garbage that is Chrissy Mitchell.
Damn Boz, ya beat me to the Punch LOL!
However, that won't stop me from delivering the Punch Line!
And for old times sake, here's the last time Chrissy went BET BIG and GUARANTEED victory to help all those cheap skates who doubt the Bloat!!!
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorDamn Boz, ya beat me to the Punch LOL!
However, that won't stop me from delivering the Punch Line!
And for old times sake, here's the last time Chrissy went BET BIG and GUARANTEED victory to help all those cheap skates who doubt the Bloat!!!
What are the odds that The Bloat logged into Stacy's FB account and sent himself a message with a heart in it? LOL
After all, he uses emojis in his posts. I don't think Stacy ever used emojis in her "captured" Facebook account.
Chrissy trying to be funny with Heather Putnam...
When she comments he replies "Hurr hurr I'm Married Though"
However, using my Super Duper Bradbury Typo Detection Analyzer Software, I was able to recover the ORIGINAL post the little queer typed and quickly edited.
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
@Tariq Reed: I didn't know New Zealand was so exclusive that you needed a secret password to get in.
Bahahaha, what a typo on my part.
Obv meant passport, but I doubt Chrissy can understand our accents and linguistic quirks.
and where is that hideous shirt which i believe he also said he paid $3k for... did he pawn them all off...like the fake Rolex... you know cause he needed another bankroll... whatever it takes...Quote:
zealanddonk: Chrissy makes it pretty obvious too, even if we havent seen those shiny silver pyjamas he claims he paid $3000 for lately
Almost 24 hours since Chrissy's alleged Big Boy Bet that is bigger than most people's annual salary and NO Documentation from the Bloat. Proving he either Lost or didn't even place a bet at all(likely)!
Lucky for him I went ahead and documented all the games Chrissy could have bet on and the outcome based on my Documentation reflects the ONLY outcome possible, considering Chrissy is as predictable as a Pedophile in a playground!
The Braves also lost in addition to MANY favorites that Squirtstopher always bets on. Considering he used a photo of himself and NVB on the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, he either bet on the SF Giants or the Dodgers and as you can see they BOTH LOST!
So another Big Loss for the Bloat and Documentation Beats Masturbation!
Stewman basically admits his reputation is Shit and has to use LLC and fake names to get money! Sort of like a certain Midget Masturbator who used various aliases and father in law's credit line to get a Lexus and Vegas Condo in Affinity just 4 years ago, despite claiming to be a Millionaire?
Tick Tock, Tick Tock... Chrissy loves Suckin Cock!
24 hours since the Life Changing Bet and No update?
Let's open the floor to Bets on what LIE the Squirter will spew to cover the spread, unlike the infamous Georgia Bulldogs New Year's Eve bet!
-550 Chrissy made no bet after getting told by God that "Sports betting is BAD and he should ONLY do it for Fun and NOT to make thy daily bread!"
-340 There was a "Weather Delay" and Chrissy's non-existent bet got Voided and returned to his Million Dollar bank account that hasn't been seen in 2 years!
-221 Chrissy saw a Valuable Opportunity and changed his mind to Just playing Table games cuz "Hurr hurr he can control the outcome and bet on himself" where as Sports games can be Rigged, Fixed or Manipulated by Social Media Swifty's's's!
-159 Chrissy posts a Picture of himself in a bath robe, holding up money (real or otherwise) and saying he won on the Red Sox in the amount of $12,345.67 on his Big boy Bets and will hide like a pussy the rest of the weekend!
+10000 Squirtstopher Shows the Bet Slip, the account where his alleged $666K in winnings have been going in a live stream where he cashes a ticket of $50,000 or more annnnnnnnnnnnnnd tips the Cashier $5000 because "Hurr hurr Tithe means Tenth" and he should be reaping what he sows with a tenth of his winnings going back to the Cashier that gave him his riches!?!?!
#Fraud Life Baby
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, CALLED IT AGAIN FOLKS!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WHAT A FRAUD!!!
AND HIS PROOF of WINNING 13K????
A Measly SLOT hit of $725.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
If any of these lies of 50k bets are true, there will be some angry chums this weekend!
Branko may not be able to get his Mail order bride Donna a pedicure now!
Call him and congratulate him on his 4th year of Failure following the Bloat!
Just looking at the Orioles vs Cubs scores, the Orioles were getting PULVERIZED every game. They put up 2 runs in 3 games and dumb shit Chrissy's big idea and 3AM research told him to simply "Bet Bigger and Double the Bet... they're DUE folks!?!?" HAHAHAHA, what a complete buffoon!
Obviously his numbers are inflated or even outright lies. In order to lose OVER 50k in 3 days... which is 6.1 million in the year 2024 folks! Chrissy would be betting 8K then 16k and finally 32K yesterday when he was braggin about "Hurr hurr I bet more today than most people make in a year!"
However a Quick look at this USA today article would show that's also a COMPLETE LIE!!!
https://www.usatoday.com/money/bluep...age-salary-us/
But ya know, Documentation Beats Conversation and I won 15K today folks... here's a picture of an unrelated Slot machine win to prove it... God's Honest Truth!!!
Massive shoutout to BWB to correctly predicting Chrissy's nonsense.
So many problems with Chrissy's post:
He claims he needs all 3 to win to make $15k profit, and if that happens, hes still down $35k from his Baltimore Oreos experience.
Speaking of, thats when 2 black guys fuck a white person right?
IF he can turn $100 into $700 playing slots, why doesnt he just stay there the whole day and win that $50k back?
Likewise, if he magically made so much from Baaaaaaacky, why not just play Baaaacky instead of being greedy with unreliable sports betting?
L.O.L chrissy reminding us he has a chums club and it has more than 1 member [who if they had followed Chrissy's bets also got the oreos experience]
Chrissy claims he is guaranting profits for his chums, I'm sure his post will be deleted sooner rather than later.
Does anyone know if Patrick Ewing has social media where he's bragging meeting Chrissy the Goat?
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Chrissy's nonsense also does not scale well for the average chum.
Lets assume chums are betting 1% the size of Chrissy's nonsense, so they lost $500 over the last 3 days.
They'd still have to put $100 into a slot machine to have a chance of winnig $600, or they put in $1 (lol) and win $7 (also lol).
Plus side due to Chrissy's big boy bets, he might be able to sweat out a comp and show us more sushi.
what a great point about this fucking slimeball con artist.... Krissy doesn't even have to bet to make 35% off of these cum guzzlers and highly doubt he is showing them any proof that he is... let's just say for shits and giggles he has 5 cum guzzler inner circle jerk off members and for Krissy math sakes we will use $100 base bet for the 1st bet on the Oreos ( lol... credit ZD )Quote:
Tariq Reed: Re: OREOS... If the chums are making big sports bets on BOL, CM is collecting 35%.
500 x 35% = $175... Oreos were probably the favorites all 3 games... so gotta Mitchellgale the 2nd game to try and make profit... so we better go with $225.00 for the 2nd game 225 x 5 = 1,125 x 35% = 393.75 .... 393.75 + 175 = $568.75 and Krissy hasn't even made a bet and we are only on game 2... Krissy telling his chums that NO WAY can the Scrubbies take the 3 game series against the Oreos and especially at home.... better Mitchellgale that shit cause you are now invested $325 per person... Oreos probably faves again in game 3.... better make that a smooth 5 hundo for game 3... if the Oreos were to win game 3 Krissy still made $568.75 from their first 2 losses... but they didn't and if my theory is somewhat close, game 3 would of been 500 per member so $2,500 total x 35% = $875... + the 568.75 ( first 2 games ) = $1,443.75 in 3 days... and he didn't even have to bet... and we haven't even factored in any table game losses at BOL or the $999 per month they are paying this fool to lose them money.... this guy is pure EVIL and SCUM !!!....
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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
And.........Chrissy gets paid that money at this time of the month, so to borrow a line from Jim Cornette "Wouldnt you know who won the pony?"
If chrissy's l.o.l story about losing $50k in 3 days is true AND he gets some big boy affliate money, dont be surprised if we see some more "evidence" of the goat life.
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Wahhhhht??? You dare question the Bloat???
He clearly made $600k so far this year and only a jealous, dead broke hater like you would think this affects him and his MASSIVE bankroll! I mean he documented his comeback with a life changing $665 slot win and gave us CONVERSATION of 13K in table Game winnings, which as we all know is IRREFUTABLE evidence when posted on Facebook...folks!
Besides, he's got those 7 other businesses or was it 8 other businesses that make him passive income?
He even has THOUSANDS a day coming in from Bitcoin and Lead Funnels over the past 8 years... it's documented!
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zealanddonk: $50k usd in 3 days is probably annual salary levels, but lol Chrissy forgot he was supposed to win not lose it
Ehhh according to USA Today avg Salary for full time employees in the US is 59K. I’m sure Chrissy will excuse it as “Hurr hurr I said bet more today than SOME people make an entire year…”
But anyone can use select stats to make their points valid, no matter how absurd!
“Folks, I slept with Playboy Models…40 years after they were featured in the magazine, but they still posed and I stuffed their saggy, Wizard sleeve vaginas good folks!”
he's a living legend alright... he's ruined so many people's life, belongs in a prison cell with Bubba..!!!
More Losses for the Bloat, it’s Documented here folks!!!
Chrissy sporting his cheap, no name Phillies Jersey documents that he bet on them!
Annnnnnd in case he tried to hedge his other 2 bets on old favorites like the OREOS and Cardinals, he Lost those too!!
Documentation beats Masturbation!!!
Meanwhile I continue to prove why I am the REAL GOAT folks.
I went 2 for 2 on my Super Duper Elite Winningest Most Best Stragedy and I made… $50 in 3 innings folks!
That’s $150 per game times 16 games a night folks! That automatically equals $2400 a day folks because Hurr hurr Documentation beats conversation.
Hey Chrissy, why not pay ME $666.66 for MY winning sports picks as yours are clearly worth less than dog shit and your Bird Brain followers have all jumped ship since you Cost them their tiny bankrolls Again?
Why not just hire the REAL GOAT to pick for you for the low low price of $666 and you win by default? If you bet $333 for each pick, you’ll win 99.99999% of the time and get the picks for free and be Debt Free like me?
Why hate like the deadbroke douchebag that you are? Why not simply bow down and kiss my feet like you kissed the top of Gay cocks for 10 years at Colt??
# Colt Life Baby
Chrissy deflecting people from the FACT that he LOST again, wants to know how smart his 2 remaining followers are? So he stole another FB engagement post from someone else’s FB page!
Since Branko may have been warned to leave the club or face legal consequences, he may be adding another loss of $999 for the next 12 months to Chrissy’s outstanding losses of allegedly 50k and now another 35k… let that sink in!
Hey Kyle are you Poor again? That would make you a Sinner and therefore you are Evil! Just like the evil things you dead with your butt cheeks spread on Bryan’s bed!
#Colt Life Baby
Chrissy, who constantly says he is good at math, once again shows how little he knows…. Yes he got the right answer….but he lucked out in doing it the wrong way.
Math order of operations states you should solve parentheses followed by exponents followed by multiplication followed by division followed by addition followed by subtraction. So the correct way you solve 3 X 3 -3 / 3 +3 is….
3 X 3 = 9
3 / 3 = 1
1 + 3 = 4
9 - 4 = 5
They call that “Order of Operations.” But guys who never finished high school often wouldn’t know that.
@BWB college is a scam. Don’t you know that?
The math "Challenge" is designed to be amBIguous (just like Chrissy) to create engagement.
Computer programmers would just use brackets, or step by step equations to break it down to be clearer and answerable.
Funny it is "3" that is repeated, like the number of days Chrissy lost betting on the oreos, the number of chums he probably has in the chums club, the number of people who rely on his scams to have somewhere to live, and the number of youtube channels he'll have banned this year if he starts another one up.
Good news everyone:
Despite Chrissy being ignorant of just about everything, and current affairs in particular, he has heard about today's event.
18 minutes ago
"OMG! If you believe that Donald Trump just got shot at a rally......
You are a Freaking idiot!"
So despite multiple angles, different news agencies reporting it, AND it helping Trump, Chrissy the expert has told it is fake news.
Naturally Chrissy has also weasel-worded it so when he gets called out he can either go
"hurr hurr, I meant anyone who thought Trump had died hurr hurr"
OR
"Hurr hurr I meant with a real gun, not a spud gun or air-rifle since it was never going to be fatal hurr hurr"
Unless of course Chrissy means it was just movie props including some fake blood and blanks which is what Chrissy wishes his father had been shooting.