Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

Documentation Beats the Midget’s Masturbation… again!!!







Guess that OFFICIALLY makes ME the GOAT cuz I documented my picks before annnnnd after for a Massive Win that in NO WAY was edited or photoshopped folks!!! I have my REAL bets in my other accounts, but you’ll have to pay to see those. Just like Chrissy still makes Fags pay to see his taint!

Here is Chrissy’s next video thumbnail if the Oilers force a Game 7, he’s probably pre-ordering his Oilers jersey to jump on that bandwagon!



#Lavish Loser Chrissy

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RMS9: But, but, but…CM said he was going to make a ton of money in both game fives. LOL

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Annnnnd the Chrissy Splaining begins... hahahahahaha!

More Lies and Bool Sheeit from the Squirter!

He literally contradicts himself in the same post going "Hurr hurr $500 isn't enough to make money" then at the bottom says "Derrrrrp start with a small bankroll and place small bets!"

Clearly LOST his ass on the Panthers and getting push back from Nam Do or Branko after they lost their bankroll AGAIN following this idiot. I like how he clearly tries to deflect that by talking about betting on the BREWERS, a team he never mentioned, bet Big on or jumped on the bandwagon for by wearing a cheap, no-name jersey like the Cheap Fraud he is!

He also uses an OLD picture of himself frowning while holding Mr. Foster's Money! Colt Life Baby!!



"People see me sitting on my Butt and making $1000 and ask how can I do that so easily??" Yea no Shit sherlock, cuz you make 100 videos a Year promising that EXACT thing if they pay you for your Bullshit and when they lose they realize it's a SCAM and you're a Lying Piece of Shit!

He even compares taking a Bankroll to gamble like learning how to play a sport? Acting like you can just learn to gamble like you can Train to play Hockey. Conveniently forgetting that you can't LEARN or TRAIN to GUESS no matter how much money you have!

Yet he constantly harps on the ever changing Stacy in the shitter story where he took $800 and SOMEHOW turned it into 50k? So clearly the rubes and potential suckers are asking HOW did he do that?

And CLEARLY it was complete lies as he would be able to simply explain that he had a structured betting system and built his measly $800 bankroll by $50 per day or whatever imaginary number he made up in his head to perpetuate this Lie!

But since Chrissy is too dumb to understand this His CYCLE OF STUPIDITY will continue to revolve around "Folks I was dead broke and became a millionaire... but don't ask me HOW otherwise you're just a jealous, deadbroke douchebag! Just pay me whatever I ask and when you Lose, it's not MY fault folks... Ohhh no it's cuz hurr hurr the NHL is rigged, Casinos Cheat, YOU distracted ME and I had 5 cocktails folks!?!?!"

Not that we need additional legitimate evidence to prove what fatso is claiming is false (all of here know that already) but what is this “beta mode” that he screenshot? “Beta” to me makes me think of a trial run, or something that isn’t the finalized product. Or in Mitchell’s case, it’s fake money? Anyknow if this screenshot is off of Stake or Betonline?

By the way, I think I actually might be dumber for reading through his entire rambling reason as to how people can make 1k sitting on their butt like he does. I’m very disappointed in myself.

perhaps it is Steven Cali that is giving Krissy so much grief??... after all he was " all in " on the Panthers last night following the GOAT bet for bet... imagine following a fake millionaire sending him $999 per month only to go busto cause you Mitchellgaled your sports bets following the Billy Goat Life Baby !! LMAO...

More Comedy Gold in the comments!

Apparently, this guy took just $300 and turned it into $1.5 MILLION dollars folks!!!

He has a "Business" called Luck of Devil 666... now why would a good Christian who attends Church EVERY SINGLE SUNDAY like Chrissy want to associate with this character?




And what does this Super Rich and Successful Fellow from Singapore do you might ask???

https://www.facebook.com/Yappilicious



Why Fake Crypto and Gambling Advice of Course!!!

He is also a GURU in the TRAD industry!

Wonder if he actually forgot the E at the end of the I in the middle???

# Triad(e) Life Baby!!!

reaL lifE cHRISSY After a bad dice sesh:

https://x.com/VitalVegas/status/1803516919083049373

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

More Comedy Gold in the comments!

Apparently, this guy took just $300 and turned it into $1.5 MILLION dollars folks!!!

He has a "Business" called Luck of Devil 666... now why would a good Christian who attends Church EVERY SINGLE SUNDAY like Chrissy want to associate with this character?




And what does this Super Rich and Successful Fellow from Singapore do you might ask???

https://www.facebook.com/Yappilicious



Why Fake Crypto and Gambling Advice of Course!!!

He is also a GURU in the TRAD industry!

Wonder if he actually forgot the E at the end of the I in the middle???

# Triad(e) Life Baby!!!

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So, the dude reveals the biggest secret that even Chrissy can understand: buy 2 tickets, show the winner.

Think we'll see more tickets from Chrissy?

Been over 2 months since Chrissy had one of those Fancy dinners, unless you count Greasy Ballpark Weiners to be "Fancy" or even Real Food!

Since Chrissy only eats well after Big Wins, it's DOCUMENTED that he hasn't had a Big Win in OVER 2 months. Just like he hasn't Put a $100 bill into a Slot machine and hit a jackpot in OVER 6 months, stayed in a Bellagio Suite in 11 months annnnnnd Won, much less Played, in a High Limit table room for more than $175 a hand!

This pretty much confirms his Comps have dried up in Vegas and he's too broke to play High Limit for any significant amount of time!

Maybe he should go back to doing those Spinny videos where he makes his dinner choices based on the result of each spin? "Hurr hurr Winner Winner Shrimp for Dinner!?!?!"

Colt Life Baby!!




Probably tastes Better than whatever this plate of cat intestines is supposed to be!

Shoutout to Elmo!

*More Inquiries about nonsense from the Loner who Doesn't Care about YOU!!!



Yes, Chrissy... why would ANYONE want to start or be a Part of a Podcast... cuz it went sooooo well for you Squirt!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaAynjrLTf4

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TheRivers: So now all people who have podcasts are broke. Quite the generalizer Chrissy is.

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Remember, if Chrissy does something, it's cuz he's Rich!??!

If someone ELSE does the same thing, it's cuz they're broke!!

Chrissy....

I have done a live internet radio show and podcast for over 12 years. And I did a different one for years before that.

I've talked about you a lot on mine, so maybe you should google it and take a listen.

I don't do it to make money. I realize everything you do has the goal of making money because you're a broke degenerate gambler who thinks he's too good to take a real job. However, I will say that I would LOVE to listen to a podcast hosted by you. It would be endless comedy gold, and I'd be laughing my ass off for hours each time. Please consider it. Thanks.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Chrissy....

I have done a live internet radio show and podcast for over 12 years. And I did a different one for years before that.

I've talked about you a lot on mine, so maybe you should google it and take a listen.

I don't do it to make money. I realize everything you do has the goal of making money because you're a broke degenerate gambler who thinks he's too good to take a real job. However, I will say that I would LOVE to listen to a podcast hosted by you. It would be endless comedy gold, and I'd be laughing my ass off for hours each time. Please consider it. Thanks.

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Thats the problem though, your podcast includes:
Friends you have
Interesting current events in your life
Funny stories from the past
Current events in the poker world
Current events in the gambling fraud world
Current world events in general.


Chrissy has:
No friends
Almost nothing real or interesting happening in his current day to day
He keeps making up funny stories about his past life to the point he contradicts himself [interesting to a point]
He has no idea about anything happening in the world at all


Chrissy's comments regarding podcasts are because he lacks imagination, lacks motivation and is a singularly boring person.


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Knowing Chrissy loves negging, this could be "hurr hurr, here's my awesome podcast, starring me because I'm better than you hurr hurr".
This makes a little sense since hes banned from Youtube, so hurr hurr, spread nonsense on spotify hurr hurr.

Much like his morning prayer service, his 30 day Forrest Gump challenge and everything else he does, if he starts, it'll still quickly fail.

Pretty good video from Papa Meat about a fake guru Car Salesman that tells his students, if they can't develop and maintain six pack abs, they can't work for him!!! Hahahahaha, WTF!?!?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnZz7ar9liQ


This MUST be someone Squirtstopher watches and copies his tactics since he's too fat to ever have a Six pack below his bitch tits!

Either way, it's pretty hilarious and shows how people like He & Chrissy indoctrinate their rubes by mentally abusing and breaking them down.





Maybe old Bob Hesley can be a part with this Bodacious Bod he's rocking!

More Engagement Desperation Posts from the LONER who Doesn't need Likes, Comments or Concerns himself with what YOU think...

Now he wants to know if his Deadbroke Douchebag Followers prefer a Dream House in the Mountains or Right Near Da Beach... Boiiii!

But as I recall, Chrissy had ALREADY gotten his Dream House in a High Rise Luxury Condo? Guess those were More... Complete LIES!!!

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TheRivers: I cannot believe April Hill still follows this idiot.

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Yea, she seems to have patched things up with her husband as they are all Lovey Dovey in her most recent FB profile pic.

But the fact Squirtstopher STILL has to harp on her being from Tampa, shows she ain't paying him and he is mad at her for Crying over the MLB losses he sold her!

No Bold Predictions from the Bloat about Game 6 tonight? Wonder Why??

"Hurr hurr the NHL is rigged folks, that Panthers goal was NOT offside folks!?!?"

Here's a preview of Chrissy come Monday when the Choke is complete...



Hahahahahahaha, Chrissy's sphincter must be tighter than the first time he did Gay porn as a Balding Frat Man!

Enjoy Game 7 and that Level 4 Marty Bet Chrissy! Hahahahahahahaha!

So much for Not Being Greedy and Hitting Singles! Your next bet HAS to be a Grand Slam!! Lol! Squirtstopher loses AGAIN!!! Bahahahahaha!



Colt Life Baby Dick!!!

You know he’s been chasing (ur, Mitchellgating) after the Florida loss in game four. I wonder what kind of “big boy bet” he’s going to put down in game seven? Of course we won’t see a bet slip until after the game. If the Panthers choke, it’s gonna hurt him real, real bad. Go Canada!

I’ll take Predictable Items for $100, Alex

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Originally Posted by UtahDrone

I’ll take Predictable Items for $100, Alex

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Chrissy has painted himself into a corner for game 7. Whichever jersey he is wearing at the game will be who his money is on. It would be hard for him to say anything different.



@TheRivers: it’s under this Michael Palmer’s original post. Which also means… comments are open!

I love how he posted that in a comment to try and impress a fellow scammer By putting it there instead of on his page all the dopes who he told to bet on Florida won’t see it.

Honestly, I still don’t think he’s been betting any of these recent games. This is now just for show so people will think he’s impressive.

i don't have any more FB burner accounts.... but hopefully someone here does and makes a comment on that post... something maybe like "what happened to your prediction Krissy, in the Panthers taking the series in game 4.... and you where gonna make a lot of money on them?" ....

also can someone post a direct link to that post...TIA...

He briefly had a post where he claimed to have won “a couple thousand” dollars on the Cubs today and it had an old photo of him and NVB in Cubs stuff. He quickly deleted that post after I’m sure he realized that he also claimed to be in Wymojng today (where there are tons of casinos to lay thousands on sports).