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Rep fail, Annnnnd the Blue Smurf outfit he jinxed the Bruins annnnd Celtics in last year by rooting for them!Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Wonder if the NBA and NHL think it’s rigged when Chrissy starts rooting for teams like a bandwagoner and they get embarrassed in the Playoffs?
They should Arrest Chrissy like the Phoenix Sun’s security allegedly threatened to do 2 years ago(lol)…After all documentation beats Masturbation!
The NHl is letting the Oilers win a game. LOL!!
Hurr durr the NHL controls Gravity and that’s why they puck goes in da net folks!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
The same way dealers control the roulette ball and defy Physics and gravity to make it land where I don’t bet money folks!?!
It is funny how Chrissy used to be "casino's's's's cheat and I can still beat them hurr hurr" to "Sports betting is rigged, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Must run in the family and not just be relegated to Crybaby Chrissy...Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
How Long Until our little Gay Porn Reject is copying his dimwitted brother and posting the same thing???
Shout-out to Elmo!
Folks! The secret sports picks that you usually have to pay $999 for have been publicly revealed for FREE... (so you know that they're worthless)
Here are three possible outcomes:
1) CM guesses both games right and he proclaims that he's the best sports bettor of all time.
2) CM goes 1and 1 and says he's still "profitable" and that he'll roll over his winnings into Mitchellgaling the next game.
3) CM loses both games and continues the "sports is rigged" rant, but says that his win/loss % is irrelevant because he's got a "betting system".
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Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
Folks! The secret sports picks that you usually have to pay $999 for have been publicly revealed for FREE... (so you know that they're worthless)
Here are three possible outcomes:
1) CM guesses both games right and he proclaims that he's the best sports bettor of all time.
2) CM goes 1and 1 and says he's still "profitable" and that he'll roll over his winnings into Mitchellgaling the next game.
3) CM loses both games and continues the "sports is rigged" rant, but says that his win/loss % is irrelevant because he's got a "betting system".
But doesn't he Bet Multiple sports(at least 4 games) annnnnnnnnnd do Parlays(lol) when he "feels it"???
Why get SOOOOO Emotional over a Single Game Loss??? Shouldn't his other bets on MLB, WNBA(lmao) and oh I dunno, let's just say CRICKET, be Enough to cover the Measly One Game Loss??
Or is it more likely he's Full of Shit and Lies about All of It and sells his Chums losing picks constantly???
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Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
Folks! The secret sports picks that you usually have to pay $999 for have been publicly revealed for FREE... (so you know that they're worthless)
Here are three possible outcomes:
1) CM guesses both games right and he proclaims that he's the best sports bettor of all time.
2) CM goes 1and 1 and says he's still "profitable" and that he'll roll over his winnings into Mitchellgaling the next game.
3) CM loses both games and continues the "sports is rigged" rant, but says that his win/loss % is irrelevant because he's got a "betting system".
4) they win, but don't cover, yet says he only played the ML.
lol @ picking 2 favorites, up 3-1, at home. What great insight.Quote:
Originally Posted by TellafriendQuote:
Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
Folks! The secret sports picks that you usually have to pay $999 for have been publicly revealed for FREE... (so you know that they're worthless)
Here are three possible outcomes:
1) CM guesses both games right and he proclaims that he's the best sports bettor of all time.
2) CM goes 1and 1 and says he's still "profitable" and that he'll roll over his winnings into Mitchellgaling the next game.
3) CM loses both games and continues the "sports is rigged" rant, but says that his win/loss % is irrelevant because he's got a "betting system".
4) they win, but don't cover, yet says he only played the ML.
It is Father's day and is Chrissy the Christian honouring either his actual father or his heavenly father?
Nope, hes rambling about having an empty head and needing money.
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Guess we should be grateful we were spared the LUXURY of having to hear another whiny, bitchfest from Squritstopher about "Waaaaaah my Daddy beat me, My Daddy was the Devil, Sports is Rigged folks!?!?!"
Also, wanted to give a belated shoutout to the OG Goat of having Mental Midgets for Sons and still proving one can continue to fail at every aspect in life like his Moron Masturbating Midget Son!
Not only has Saint Paul MASTERED the art of Dutch angles, but he has proven that you can taken decent selfies with a Potato!
Happy Father's Day Pauly!!
Chrissy challenges his idiot followers to "Take Accountability" for their Annual Goals for 2024. Of course, HE completely forgets all the Lies and Failed Promises he's managed to rack up in just 6 months!
Here's 6 LUXURY LIES from the LAVISH LIFE LOSER!!!
#FRAUD LIFE BABY!!
looks like we missed an online gambling video he made yesterday, previous ending balance on last video $6315.11 ( 6-14-24 ) yesterdays beginning balance $6400.00 ....hmmmm???
totally forgot i wrote to that Jordan Bergsrud, and i haven't logged in my instagram burner account in awhile and after i wrote him ...lol
anyways he did respond...
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorChrissy challenges his idiot followers to "Take Accountability" for their Annual Goals for 2024. Of course, HE completely forgets all the Lies and Failed Promises he's managed to rack up in just 6 months!
Here's 6 LUXURY LIES from the LAVISH LIFE LOSER!!!
#FRAUD LIFE BABY!!
And looks like its been deleted, prbably because July 2nd is the halfway point of the year amongst other reasons.
The Celtics won the Series, but not a peep from the Squirter? So let's take bets on what his "proof" of a Winning bet will be...
-340 A Picture of Chrissy in a Cheap, No-Name Red Sox Jersey, grinning like an idiot and holding up the same prop/Foster Cash we've seen for 11 months now bragging how he "won" it all on the Celtics.
-222 Chrissy holding up a plate of gross looking Sushi or greasy food, grinning like a moron and claiming he's "celebrating" the Celtics series' win.
-111 Chrissy posts a picture of Wrinkle Face Stace and NVB, claiming "hurr hurr he won soooo much on the Celtics, he's taking them out to celebrate to a super duper secret location and durr derrrpy derp live the life of your dreams, be free, spank your monkey, and live dis Colt Life Baby!?!?"
+1300 Chrissy shows a Winning Bet Slip with a Wager OVER $25,000...
But but... he DOCUMENTED it on Facebook, by posting Inflated Stats and Random Numbers he pulled out his ass in generic text form! So that HAS to be true???Quote:
1dollarboxcar: -3000 he waits for the Panthers to win tonight and then says he wrapped it in a 2 game parlay to win so much money.... with no bet slip....
Speaking of Random Inflated stats, the Social Media Doctor Dan Schneider ladyboy put out some whoppers!
She also buys Fake Advertorials like another Sexually Confused Scammer we know! Do they get a groupon Scam Discount for affiliating with the same Groups???
And her method for enhancing your social media presence and engagement is... Make More Social Media Posts!!!
Hahahahaha, WOW what a Revelation! That's like saying, "You wanna score more Points, Take More Shots!" or "You wanna Sell More, Make More Sales Pitches!"
No wonder Chrissy associates with these Simpletons, they think and act just like him!
Chrissy's fucked once it gets to the "Authentic" aspects of this nonsense.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorBut but... he DOCUMENTED it on Facebook, by posting Inflated Stats and Random Numbers he pulled out his ass in generic text form! So that HAS to be true???Quote:
1dollarboxcar: -3000 he waits for the Panthers to win tonight and then says he wrapped it in a 2 game parlay to win so much money.... with no bet slip....
Speaking of Random Inflated stats, the Social Media Doctor Dan Schneider ladyboy put out some whoppers!
She also buys Fake Advertorials like another Sexually Confused Scammer we know! Do they get a groupon Scam Discount for affiliating with the same Groups???
And her method for enhancing your social media presence and engagement is... Make More Social Media Posts!!!
Hahahahaha, WOW what a Revelation! That's like saying, "You wanna score more Points, Take More Shots!" or "You wanna Sell More, Make More Sales Pitches!"
No wonder Chrissy associates with these Simpletons, they think and act just like him!
Hahahaha, Squirtstopher goes off the rails cuz he can’t post his lame photos of himself grinning like an idiot in his cheap, no-name Red Sox Jersey!
So he posts old photos of Wrinkle Face Stace and NVB while crying about haters. Lol, he’s completely ruined!
Can’t wait for the Panthers to Lose again so he can cry about it and threaten to burn his Jersey like he did at the Ohio State meltdown!
He was including all those closeted and openly Gay men who were able to watch his videos and copy his moves Stroke for Stroke, Squirt for Squirt! They never would have been able to achieve Orgasms without the Help of their favorite Masturbating Midget!Quote:
TheRivers: Wait…now he’s helped 100,000 people??
#Colt Life Baby
^^^^^^^
Hahahahaha, Curse of the Billy Goat lives on and I predicted the Oilers would extend the series! “Hurr hurr the NHL is rigged derrrrp!?!”
Chrissy's physical health is highly debatable.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorHahahaha, Squirtstopher goes off the rails cuz he can’t post his lame photos of himself grinning like an idiot in his cheap, no-name Red Sox Jersey!
So he posts old photos of Wrinkle Face Stace and NVB while crying about haters. Lol, he’s completely ruined!
Can’t wait for the Panthers to Lose again so he can cry about it and threaten to burn his Jersey like he did at the Ohio State meltdown!
He was including all those closeted and openly Gay men who were able to watch his videos and copy his moves Stroke for Stroke, Squirt for Squirt! They never would have been able to achieve Orgasms without the Help of their favorite Masturbating Midget!Quote:
TheRivers: Wait…now he’s helped 100,000 people??
#Colt Life Baby
^^^^^^^
Hahahahaha, Curse of the Billy Goat lives on and I predicted the Oilers would extend the series! “Hurr hurr the NHL is rigged derrrrp!?!”
His mental health isnt.