it has to be true folks... he documented it on FAKEbook...
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it has to be true folks... he documented it on FAKEbook...
Probably still better than his Lead Funnel strategy of making arbitrary statements on FB like "Hurr durr make Thousands a day from home" and wait for people to ask "How???" to Generate "Leads"!Quote:
Tariq Reed: His marketing is all wrong. He tries to engage on miscellaneous topics and then turn the conversation to gambling. Typical MLM recruitment method where you don't disclose the end goal up front.
Ya know when he was a Deadbroke Uber Driver while simultaneously making thousands a day working from home! #Billy Goat Lies Baby!
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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
More evidence "the end times" are coming for Chrissy and his sandpit empire.
Always good when he claims his father will sniper-shoot his enemies for him, given how much he rants about hating his father.
Unless he means God in which case, yeah nah, thats not going to happen either.
now the goofy fucker has a short reel up with what looks to be ratted up in a Motel 6 or Super 8... with his fake money spread across an indoor picnic table...
couldn't get the embed video thing to work...
lol... he's got so much money he has to recycle old footage yet again !! LMAO LMBO :)Quote:
TheRivers: Old footage.
https://www.facebook.com/reel/977836424024780
Squirtstopher just LOST his big boy bet today on the Dodgers choke job against the Pirates, hahahahahahaha!
What happened to “just hit singles” and “I just won 25k on the Dodgers and 28k in 5 days”???
# Squirt Life Baby !!!
Where did The Bloat come up with 100K? Idiot.
I guess he Martingaled the Dodgers the past two games.
He never learns.
Notice "I'll bet" not "I am betting".
IF ever there was a time for a legitimate betting slip to show he is making this bet, now is the time for it.
Also l.o.l at never getting emotional when gambling.
i know he's gonna mitchellgale that shit... i enjoy fading Krissy when i can for a few bucks... and just for laughs....
i wonder what he is gonna pawn off tonight/tomorrow so he can pay the price and try to win his money back on the Dodgers game tomorrow... maybe them Goat socks he had the other day!!??? LMAO... will we get another video of him racing down Las Vegas Blvd. going to the casino to win his money back, so he doesn't have to go to bed a LOOOSSERRR ???!!!
all in one day he brags about all he does and wins and then donked off his last few dollars on the Dodgers losing 2 in a row....
fuckin guy is a laugh and a half.... for sure....
these 3 posts in the same day.. and he might not be done yet.. fuckin wacko...
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Keep in my mind this is a Simpleton who hyped up a Birthday party for 6 months only to show up to said party with NO money and extort his "guests" for a Bankroll to play Baccy that night. Being a "Millionaire" and simultaneously claiming he left his bankroll at home.
Then a year and half later he had a Boat Party in Tampa where he promised everyone who paid $3500 would MORE than make their money back that night, only to end up making them all lose, get in a fist fight and throw out his most blindly loyal followers in Brandon and JC Barber Beefcake. *Photo Shoutout to Elmo!
He's not exactly appealing to the best and brightest of society when he makes these outrageous claims and none of them seem to have the ability to question the absurdity of it all!
Nothing says BROKE JOKE like Chrissy posting OLD photos from over a YEAR ago of him holding Mr. Foster's money and trying to pass them off as Recent Wins!!!
Shoutout to Rivers for spotting the Old photos and calling Chrissy out first!
And I found this old Gem on the FB page of an Old Friend...
Looks like Pene has been trying to Masturr Circle Jerks for a while now!!! 49K for tuition? Wonder what his new Masturbating Midget Mentor would think about that!!!
Technically Pene could Sue Chrissy for creating the Inner Circle first! # Fraud Life
New Post by Chrissy that got some engagement
"hurr hurr what do you think is the difference between rich people and poor people?"
One person replies "its money".
I'm sure Chrissy will rant that no no it is not, hurr hurr.
i don't think a real millionaire would need to recycle 2 yr. old photos and videos spreading out fake money... but that's just my 2 cents.... LMAO... i wonder if he has any money to Mitchellgale his bet on the Dodgers tonight??!!! LFGO Pirates... :)
This is a lame video but since it is all about a young guy playiing electronic blackjack and Martingaling his bets, here is the link.
I wish Chrissy was playing on this table and playing no bust blackjack. He would have been slaughtered! Plus he doesn't have the balls to double down and split pairs like this guy did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbXgo75ALMc
Why is Chrissy worrying about what his Dead broke Douchebag followers think? Didn't he just admit he doesn't Care about Them???
Shouldn't he be attending Game 1 of the NBA Finals, since he used to rub elbows in high limit rooms with James Harden and Trae Young?
And where is his Big Boy Lock of the Year Bet on the Celtics?? Surely he has no F.E.A.R. of betting on the Celtics? I mean it went SOOOOOO well Last time!!
Wow. The PoS decided to double down today and ask what the number one difference is between “far and ugly” people and “fit and sexy” people. Even with his conceited MLM crowd and the rubes I don’t see this post lasting long.
And BTW Chrissy…you aren’t by any stretch of the imagination in the “fit and sexy” group.
Too bad Chrissy is too much of a Pussy to bet on a team after they Lose, otherwise he could have cleaned up on BOTH the Dodgers and Celtics last night!!!
**Flash Back to His Big Prediction Fail!**
The Only Question now is which Clown Outfit will he wear to "watch the Stanley Cup"???
Annnnnnd will he implore the Seacrest Staring Technique to do so?
Waaaaht? You mean you wouldn't want a little sandwich action with these two swingin studs and their non-verbal ookster watching with quiet awe???Quote:
Wow. The PoS decided to double down today and ask what the number one difference is between “far and ugly” people and “fit and sexy” people. Even with his conceited MLM crowd and the rubes I don’t see this post lasting long.
And BTW Chrissy…you aren’t by any stretch of the imagination in the “fit and sexy” group.
Shoutout to Elmo!
Drew's jumped in with some idiocy as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
But yes, Chrisys has realised almost no one cares about his spinnnny videos.
Guess its time for him to start his hiding in bushes looking like hes about to have a heart attack Chrissy Gump running series again.
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Originally Posted by zealanddonkDrew's jumped in with some idiocy as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
But yes, Chrisys has realised almost no one cares about his spinnnny videos.
Guess its time for him to start his hiding in bushes looking like hes about to have a heart attack Chrissy Gump running series again.
Wonder if Old Blowjob Bob fits into the "Fit and Sexy" category? Here he is at his "peak"...
Before Bob became a Depressed, Pregnant, Alcoholic, Gambling Degenerate after learning Chrissy no longer offers THESE types of services for money!!!
Shoutout to Elmo, lol!!!
While we're in our time machine, let's look at another 'Rich and Fit' person who left this little gem... lol!!
I almost pinned this picture on my bulletin board. Then I realized that even though it makes me laugh, I don’t want a picture of his ugly mug in my house. Besides it might lower the value of the homes in my neighborhood.