Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

Probably already mentioned on this thread, but come on RBF Chrissy, you need to do a world wide tour to spark sales of you and your dishrag's book:

Christopher, along with his wife Stacy, co-authored a book on how to go from $100 to $1 million in just one year titled: The Millionaire Blueprint. It was released on March 31, 2021, and was a top ten book, garnering as high as #8 on both the Personal Finance and Success Self-Help lists on Amazon. The book serves as the blueprint for learning how to Retrain Your Brain so you can start making extra money. You can buy the best selling book on Amazon

As of 02/16/2024

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Independently published (March 31, 2021)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Paperback ‏ : ‎ 142 pages
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 979-8728094951
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 14.4 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 8 x 0.34 x 10 inches

Best Sellers Rank: #1,154,470 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
#9,913 in Personal Finance (Books)
#13,128 in Success Self-Help

Hey Chrissy, have you been focusing on how you attracted Dustin the scammer into your life and what happened to that extra $1,000.00 he pocketed? You must have focused on an ABUNDANCE of bad karma that finally bitch slapped you in the face.

I’ll bet you could have used that extra grand to play some electronic roulette?
Strike that thought, as you surely would have lost the $1,000 even faster than Dustin picking your pockets clean. Lucky that you didn’t have a paper ticket of your $1,000.00 lousy end zone seat as Dustin probably would have snagged that too.
What a complete FOOL you are.

Focus baby, focus.

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Originally Posted by Pickleball

Hey Chrissy, have you been focusing on how you attracted Dustin the scammer into your life and what happened to that extra $1,000.00 he pocketed? You must have focused on an ABUNDANCE of bad karma that finally bitch slapped you in the face.

I’ll bet you could have used that extra grand to play some electronic roulette?
Strike that thought, as you surely would have lost the $1,000 even faster than Dustin picking your pockets clean. Lucky that you didn’t have a paper ticket of your $1,000.00 lousy end zone seat as Dustin probably would have snagged that too.
What a complete FOOL you are.

Focus baby, focus.

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Let's play devil's advocate and say Chris is sitting on an abundance of money--whats the point of it? He dresses like shit(hoodies all the time in different colors) looks like shit and has nothing but a single car, running from rental to rental home and i guess his most prized possession---his new teeth.

Maybe he is just hoarding the money to give 7.4 million to his kid once he and his wife pass---sure that's it.

He can show 10,15, 25k all he wants, it's pretty obvious that's everything he has and most of the time is mixed with play money. I mean who seriously waste 9k or so going to the super bowl when you're a middle aged married man with a kid and still don't have a permanent place to live? I'll tell you who---a fake rich guy that is terrible with handling money.

I'll give him credit for one thing---he actually took the time to find people even dumber than him to just hand him cash. What's unfortunate(for him and his family) is he than simply hands it to people smarter than him....

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Originally Posted by Pickleball

Hey Chrissy, have you been focusing on how you attracted Dustin the scammer into your life and what happened to that extra $1,000.00 he pocketed? You must have focused on an ABUNDANCE of bad karma that finally bitch slapped you in the face.

I’ll bet you could have used that extra grand to play some electronic roulette?
Strike that thought, as you surely would have lost the $1,000 even faster than Dustin picking your pockets clean. Lucky that you didn’t have a paper ticket of your $1,000.00 lousy end zone seat as Dustin probably would have snagged that too.
What a complete FOOL you are.

Focus baby, focus.

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Let's play devil's advocate and say Chris is sitting on an abundance of money--whats the point of it? He dresses like shit(hoodies all the time in different colors) looks like shit and has nothing but a single car, running from rental to rental home and i guess his most prized possession---his new teeth.

Maybe he is just hoarding the money to give 7.4 million to his kid once he and his wife pass---sure that's it.

He can show 10,15, 25k all he wants, it's pretty obvious that's everything he has and most of the time is mixed with play money. I mean who seriously waste 9k or so going to the super bowl when you're a middle aged married man with a kid and still don't have a permanent place to live? I'll tell you who---a fake rich guy that is terrible with handling money.

I'll give him credit for one thing---he actually took the time to find people even dumber than him to just hand him cash. What's unfortunate(for him and his family) is he than simply hands it to people smarter than him....

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It’s safe to say he’s been banned from buying chips and filming, live streaming Electronic Table Games or “roulette slots” as Chrissy calls them and is reduced to the monthly scheme of extorting money from them under the ruse of “Hurr hurr you’ll make 20k folks, like Branko and Dave!”

But since Dave spilled The Tea on it having the exact opposite result, we know he’s losing followers there too! Whatever few bird brains are left paying him will bottom out like Zach, Brandon, Sam and the other loyal dolts to the Colt Goat.

Speaking of Bird Brain, he’s admiring cocks in the Philippines according to his latest FB post! Enjoy folks!

BWB does a great job of keeping Chrissy accountable with his lack of sports betting tickets, sushi meals and the like.

Also of note:
We havent seen any kings ransom charitable donations OR any other donations (Except the one to Dustin) since the Kings Ransom sheets were shown likely to be fake or "for social media purposes".

Chrissy kept herpderping a previous Xmas he was going to try and buy a casino train set for NVB as well as we havent even seen NVB with toys in a long time

Chrissy claims he was doing a 30 day running challenge, which only had 1 very creepy video in it (ok, we can probably cut him slack on this since nobody wants to see it again)

O and while its pretty early in the year I"m pretty confident Dustin Morgan has not only replaced Dave as PFA Rookie of the Year, Dustin Morgan is likely to hold the title for the rest of the year.

Folks folks, I think I may simultaneously found out why Squirtstopher has vanished for the past 3 days annnnd why the documentary never got mentioned again!

https://slamwrestling.net/index.php/...estlings-face/



Vice TV, The creators of the great series Dark Side of the Ring, had an episode named after Chrissy in the works for some time now!

It features a Gay wrestler who did Gay Porn that was named… Chris Colt! Lol!

And yes, it is referring to the very same Colt Studios that our mental midget wanked off for and asked the now infamous question… “You Ready? Youuuu Reaaaady…hahhhh!?!??”



So we now know that little Squirter Kyle was destined to be in Gay Porn for Colt given his namesake and he could not avoid his fate.



Also explains why he chose the Name Kyle, Chris Colt was already taken and he might have been sued and forced to show up in court wearing sweat pants and a sweat shirt again!

Chrissy is probably protesting at Colt Studios for copyright infringement being he is now calling himself the Colt Goat! After losing his ass on the Super Bowl he was reported to be carrying this poster with the caption "Peg Me for $99 a night folks!"






Should be a good episode of Dark Side on Vice and if you’ve never seen the show, give it a watch on YouTube and Daily motion!

https://youtu.be/1gBkSPAvoYY?si=xV8Workt-MtduULm

Thats one of the "big what ifs" with Chrissy.

Imagine he had gone to Conneticut instead of California when he was 18.

On the one hand, Vince loved bodybuilders and Chrissy could have debuted as HBK's younger brother when HBK "lost his smile". Getting to prance around in booty shorts would have been a dream come true for Chrissy.
By Chrissy's own acknowledgements Chrissy loved steroids and l.o.l was a cocktail wizard.

On the other hand, Vince wasnt a fan of midgets, Chrissy has almost no rizz, Chrissy would probably have to have been in a tag team (Vince also not a fan of tag teams), Chrissy's fantasies of being a bad ass shoot fighter who bashed his father would not have gone over well with legit shooters at the time.

That and Nick Dinsmore did the Eugene gimmick so much better.

@BedWetterBettor: It was super difficult to get signed by WWF in the late 90’s and early 2000’s. With established stars like Stone Cold, Rock, HHH, Angle , & Taker plus young studs like Orton, Cena, Lesnar and Hardy’s in the wing, CM wasn’t even as good as Max Mini!


Chrissy probably been called max mini quite a few times after dropping his pants or possibly mini mini.


Speaking of: After 3 days of nothing, Chrissy posts a FB maths meme about a someone stealing $100 from a store and then buying goods from that store.

Clearly this is one of his subliminal scripts he wrote months ago, getting you to think if Dustin stole $1000 from Chrissy and then used it to signed up for a 1 month chums club membership then who is the bigger idiot?

the world is full of stupid people....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNxdgV79iFE

glad you guys liked the video, thanks for all the kind words !!

Saw this on Stewman's page and got a chuckle out of it...

It's REALLY long and typical Angry midget rant, but it seems pretty on the nose the type of Fake Coaches he's talking about!



Tried to condense it down and highlight the Chrissy parts, but it all pretty much applies to these fake wannabe millionaires like Squirtstopher!

Fake Interviews!



Fake Claims of consistent Private Plane Rides



Fake Bitcoin Investor



Fake Millionaire with Bad Hair Plugs and Cheap Dentures!

Stewman needs to hit the history books:


Hitler: You may not like what he has to say
Hitler: Was an ex-con and talked about it
Hitler: lots of Rizz


Of course, much like Chrissy, Stewman is looking for people without critical thinking skills so "hurr hurr I's da first!!!!" is probably believed.

And as a bonus, Hitler also wrote a book, that is more well known, and more read than Chrissy's colouring in book (hurr hurr).

Should we start putting these posters up around the Local Gay Bars and Male Revues?



Perhaps Chrissy has gone into hiding in hopes of re-growing that sweet Chia pet hair back??





From $7 lead funnels to $7 Rim Jobs, the Colt Dolt has fallen far from small time scammer to Fag for Hire!

Radio segment about Chrissy and the Superbowl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoePICdk5xw

Go to 2:48:39

Seems that the Craft Cult Church is losing Sheep from the flock...

According to Stewman(guess he's not Jewish anymore?) he found a NEW church that was recommended by former Craft flunkie and Superbowl winning kicker that "beat" Tom Brady, Steve 'Porn Addict' Weatherford!

Apparently he's tired of being asked to donate money and pay to attend Church events (he really is clueless about Evangelists and other Charlatans parading as Christians), so his recent angry rants were not only about the currently M.I.A. Midget Masturbator Mitchell, but likely towards Craft and his cronies as well!




Here is Craft hocking his latest Pay & Pray extravaganza, ya know the one Little Kyle said he paid 15K for upfront, but only attended two events?






They should all just join the Church of Kyle Prescott! Where a Masturbating Midget Minister preaches about Cup Holders and they have weekly sermons delivered by Snoop Dogg & Reverend Rick Lee, while Guns n' Roses sings the Hymns like How Great Thou Art and Sweet Child O' Mary!

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TheRivers: I never understood what exactly Chrissy was trying to do by getting involved with Kraft. Made little sense. But then again…it’s Chrissy.

Tariq Reed: @Rivers CM was living on Kraft Mountain in Vegas and then met a prosperity preacher named Craft, so CM thought it was a sign from God. Also, CM might have seen Craft as a positive father figure role model that he never had. #daddyissues

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Hahahahahahaha, It's True.. It's TRUE!!!

Regarding Craft, Chrissy was a low level scammer who only knew how to swindle folks by email or one at a time. After seeing Keith Craft's Grand Scale Scam seminars that he called "Master Minds" and how much he can Scam from people Once a month, Chrissy got a 3 inch boner and copied him.

The whole point of paying to attend was to take mental and actual notes so he doesn't miss a single step so he can be a carbon copy and scam multiple saps at once. Hence he immediately started doing his Group Masturr mind meetings, starting with the pathetic showing of Brandon and Mike Miltimore at the 1st one. And ultimately getting the 20 plus idiots at Lake Charles and Vegas on the party bus with ULD watching Brandon pole dance.

Chrissy is too stupid to think of anything original, he just copies more successful people and Craft happened to be his hard on at that time!

Speaking of stupid, he's flashing more prop money in what could be an old video, claiming he made $31,400 today. No proof of course such as Betting slips, Casino Chips or Bank statements and hurr hurr documentation beats masturbation, so just more lies from the Masturbating Midget Mitchell!

made 31.4k today already... even before noon in LV time... lol

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made 31.4k today already... even before noon in LV time... lol

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I'm guesing he sold half a $50k superbowl ticket, and has a very sore arse as well.


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O and rememebr when Chrissy said his goal was only $3k a day so he could make a million a year and
Chrissy isnt greeeeeeeeedy1!!!

At this rate, he can take 5 days off AND clear $11m (before taxes, l.o.l) in a year!

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TheRivers: Wonder what’s up with the domain change. Now it’s Goatlifecash.com. He also on that site (nor in this video) says that he’s a gambler anymore. Now he’s just claiming to non-categorically make lots of money.

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"goatlifecash" domain was just registered on Jan 22.

"goatlifebaby" domain was registered back in May '23, I think that was right after the "private plane" ride to Vegas with Stewman.

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TheRivers: Stewman pane ride was in the later half of 2022. By May of 2023 Chrissy was in Chicago and nearing the end of his six month high rise rental.

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Yes, you're correct on the timeline.

I thought he was using that tagline back in 2022 back when he bought all those "I Am The Goat" t-shirts that just like him haven't been out of the closet in a long time.

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"goatlifecash" domain was just registered on Jan 22.

"goatlifebaby" domain was registered back in May '23, I think that was right after the "private plane" ride to Vegas with Stewman.

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TheRivers: Stewman pane ride was in the later half of 2022. By May of 2023 Chrissy was in Chicago and nearing the end of his six month high rise rental.

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Yes, you're correct on the timeline.

I thought he was using that tagline back in 2022 back when he bought all those "I Am The Goat" t-shirts that just like him haven't been out of the closet in a long time.

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He still says he is a professional gambler on the disclaimer you must agree to before handing him $999.

Also note that site is under the Google terms of service. Can anyone think of a way to go after him under this? I know it’s almost impossible to reach anyone there, but maybe an opening?

https://policies.google.com/terms

Between Thrivecart, Google and GoDaddy it seems they are have plausible deniability in regards to the scam. I still believe the link to an illegal gambling site may be the way to go.