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the Chinese bamboo tree story is back.... when you go broke after 5 weeks of following him, just continue to pay him $999 per month so he can continue his degenerate gambling ... and make sure to do all your gambling at the illegal offshore online casino he has you play at so he can collect 35% of everyone's losses....
The real question is, which of his chums bought into the chinese bamboo tree nonsense he figured it is worth repeating?
Given he was a succesful millionaire after 2 years without knowing what he knows now and he is selling a better product, why would he say it takes 5 years?
As others have pointed out, its more MLM nonsense for those who arent seeing any results.
And also LOL at TheRivrs and Chrissy holding his camera again:
Stace doesnt want to look after another developmental challenging child, and odds of Chrissy being able to sue with all the evidence he is a distracted driver wont help either.
Where's he going, to the Strat to cash those $50 tickets?
Plus: IDIOT: (Documentation beats speculation and regurgitation).
Did somebody say bamboo?
This was in Maui, 9 years ago.
No casinos in Hawaii, Chrissy, so I'm sure you'd never take your family there.
All his "woe is me" posts and videos would suggest he did Lose the bet on yesterday's games(Probably bet moneyline and told the chums to bet the spread) or more likely, He Never Placed any and just made the post instructing the Chums to.Quote:
Forum Wars: Where's he going, to the Strat to cash those $50 tickets?
But since Masturbation Beats Documentation with little Kyle... all he has is Conversation and Fabrication!
I found his latest Advertorial, good news folks, the targeted demographic can have this Mastur-Piece for only $1 at Gay Blog Heaven!
Colt Life Baby!
I hope he leaves his thousand dollar Super Bowl exact score challenge on his FB page.
We all know that if even if he had a decent amount of cash, he still would stiff the person who had the correct score.
I could see him blocking the person from using the comment window again if they happened to predict the correct score and deleting the person's comment as well.
Maybe Facebook would take his page down for scamming if he doesn't pay up?
Hopefully someone from PFA takes screen shots daily of that post.
Chrissy the little bitch that he is, will probably read this and scrurry like a frightened mouse to delete the post.
Hey Fat Boy, why don't you pay the $1,000.00 to the videographer that you never hired?
Or at least give Dave the $1,000.00 and tell him that next month, he can expect another partial payment towards the five grand that you scammed from him.
Why don't you take some bamboo and shove some thin pieces under your stubby finger nails?
Bloat Life Baby!
Bus Station Bathroom Butt Fuck Bamboo Bitch Tits Mitchell must be sleeping in late today like all millionaires do.
Waiting for the next poached nuggets of MLM stupidity to come forth.
Keep chugging those Monsters (if you can still afford them)
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Originally Posted by Phantom Limb
Slow news day, here's Bird Brain re-enacting Captain Spalding Trailer Scene from the Devil's Rejects
https://www.facebook.com/reel/2674211546213724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjlGwSBvL6g
https://youtu.be/aekfPU0SwNw?si=2zhScEPxcWpgFOeu
Squirtstopher holding that money while staring off at nothing reminds me of Tommy Wiseau flubbing his lines and having to spend 3 hours to shoot the scene above! “Oh Hi Kyle!!”
made $160k in January, he said it on FakeBook so it must be true while holding the fake money that he printed off his printer in the bunker.... no betting slips, no documentation so yet again he can't beat the conversation... he won so much he had to borrow $5,000 from his idiotic " students " .... let that sink n folks....
i think he is looking into another camera, i think he is doing episodes for some sort of podcast that he is trying to produce.... i think we ill see it shortly in maybe 2-3 weeks.... he's been doing this for over a month i believe ....Quote:
Phantom Limb: Oddly staring off to the side like he's autistic and can't make eye contact. LOL
Made 160k. lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
2 days later---here is me playing .50 cent roulette online.
So when you see his actual play he needs to be relatable but when he can just talk he can tell you how he made 100k plus every month. LOL
Need to further proof then his fake amazon money with matching serial numbers. Not a house he even owns or a 2nd car. I wonder what Chris does
with all his money? What does 2 million dollars in fake amazon money buy you these days?
edit: lastly, makes all this money but yet is still so eager to sell his systems to you. Yep. Going to try to make his 5th YT channel not because he needs the money but because he is so eager for others to make money even if YT keeps shutting him down as a scam. Yep. not for him but for you...
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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
LOL. Pay me for 5 years even though i started winning after 6 months because i am exceptional.
What a goon. Telling people here straight out everyone in his group is losing but THEY need to keep playing and sending him money----so he can keep losing and not have to live out doors.
Every degn. in the world thinks they have a system to win. Do people think degn. gamblers actually believe they are going to lose? EVERY idiot has a system like Chris. Every single one.
edit: won thousands on the play-offs, yet can't show a single ticket. He might have had a winning day but obviously at the very least is embarrassed with how little he won. i remember his excuse at one time was "idiot they keep ur ticket after you win, IDIOT" haha
Has secret magic spinnnny numbers, and other secrets so powerful they are 100% to make money, and so scary his wife told him not to post them on youtube because.....Quote:
Originally Posted by crudebar
Casinos might change rules, or have him whacked off....
But, for just $99 a month, or $499 a month, or $999 a month or $10k for 1 day, or $1k for 3 days you too can learn all these super secret special magical secrets that will 100% make you a millionaire in either 6 months, 1 year or 5 years depending if you are a plant or not.....
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Originally Posted by zealanddonkHas secret magic spinnnny numbers, and other secrets so powerful they are 100% to make money, and so scary his wife told him not to post them on youtube because.....Quote:
Originally Posted by crudebar
Casinos might change rules, or have him whacked off....
But, for just $99 a month, or $499 a month, or $999 a month or $10k for 1 day, or $1k for 3 days you too can learn all these super secret special magical secrets that will 100% make you a millionaire in either 6 months, 1 year or 5 years depending if you are a plant or not.....
What's funny is i do believe he wins for a few days---maybe even for a week plus---and actually believe he has cracked the code and then runs to make a video about it during his streak. Of course it then falls apart and he is onto his next thing as he tries to hard sell that to make back the money in the last system he thought was full proof.
It was funny watching him cover the numbers and then also talk about how casinos are watching him----o here comes that one guy with the 1 rental home and one car to take us for millions. sad to think also---as he spends all day at the casino the wife has no car to go anywhere. Just her and the kid all day as her husband is trying to scam up more cash to dump into the casino. She probably does enjoy at least the comps when she can go somewhere...
Once again Chris, what are you spending all the money on? Show us anything tangible outside of casino comps---food, rooms, etc---you have all this money. Why have you NEVER bought anything of true value?
You're Just a Deadbroke Hater! Don't you wanna live this Billy Goat Life of running from 6 month rental to 6 month rental and Begging your Father-in-Law to Co-Sign for everything? Don't you wanna pay the price and Lose everything, just to extort the same two idiots every month for MORE money to blow faster than a Minute Man's Big Load???Quote:
Originally Posted by crudebarQuote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
What's funny is i do believe he wins for a few days---maybe even for a week plus---and actually believe he has cracked the code and then runs to make a video about it during his streak. Of course it then falls apart and he is onto his next thing as he tries to hard sell that to make back the money in the last system he thought was full proof.
It was funny watching him cover the numbers and then also talk about how casinos are watching him----o here comes that one guy with the 1 rental home and one car to take us for millions. sad to think also---as he spends all day at the casino the wife has no car to go anywhere. Just her and the kid all day as her husband is trying to scam up more cash to dump into the casino. She probably does enjoy at least the comps when she can go somewhere...
Once again Chris, what are you spending all the money on? Show us anything tangible outside of casino comps---food, rooms, etc---you have all this money. Why have you NEVER bought anything of true value?
Don't you wanna do Whatever it takes to crawl on your hands and knees, begging Dip Shit Dave for 5K, just to lose it and ruin the Masturbator Mind Event because the Atmosphere was Negative???
I mean, just look at Dave Pruett and how Happy he is being Chrissy's top student! His wife and kids want nothing to do with him and his only Unpaid human contact is from people cat fishing him or trolling him for info! # Billy Goat Life Baby!
Here's his wife's current FB profile where she literally has disowned Davey Boy and his poor kids are working at Fast Food Drive thrus because of his selfishness. Or should I say, because of Chrissy's Selfishness!!!
Very interesting developments, I thought it was Dave just playing dead for a while to let the heat die down. Certainly shows Chrissy's true colors annnnnnnd now lets us KNOW what the consequence of violating the Bullshit NDA is...Quote:
Tariq Reed: Not sure if this has already been reported, but Dave Pruett and Christopher Mitchell are no longer friends on Facebook.
TheRivers: I mentioned that the other day. Dave has been punted from the group. Guess he’ll. Ever recover the 5K he loaned the BLOAT
Like Brandon and many others, this may be the best thing for Dave. IF he were wise, he would warn all the other Chums NOT to give Chrissy any money as he won't pay it back and make up some bogus excuse like "Hurr hurr don't share your results with ANYONE Dave!"
Dave - "But Chrissy, you share your results EVERY SINGLE DAY and most of it is All Complete Lies! Don't you say only Jealous Haters provide No Documentation???"
Chrissy - "Deeerrrrrp that's cuz I'm da Goat and your my student, you need to Pay me another extortion fee and suck me off like a trucker to get back into the Cum Bum Chums club!?!"
Dave - "Yes Master... Bater of Broke Folks!"
Hasn’t he already tried Rumble as a platform? I’m not familiar with this site, but thought I heard it tossed around here in the past. Could this be fatty’s new social media platform of choice?
Aaaaand Crissy posts another picture in his quest to be able to blow himself on FB.
What's the deal with these Inner Circle dipshit has-beens like Dave Pruett and Jeffrey Reed who used Chrissy's systems...
Why are they posting these "Facebook has found your dream home" things that AI creates and that'll never get consumated?!
Reed was making $40-$50k a month and prominently featured as a testimonial on Chrissy's front page for a long time. Well, I mean, he did make that for ONE month.
Any reason these guys are not making 100's of $1000's per month like Chrissy says is so doable and that he now does so effortlessly?
Couldn't be that Chrissy is simply living off the avails of 10 - scratch that - 9 - Chums who pay him $1000/mo, could it possibly be?!!!
Uh Ohhhh, bad news for the Little Squirter!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m13UCwADjY4
Would be a Shame if Chase Bank in Summerlin was notified of Fraudulent Activities, Wire Fraud and Illegal Offshore Casino Transfers for a Business Account in his name or the Change Your Life Vlog that is world renowned!
Remember when Chrissy used to show his Chase balances at the ATM (hurr hurr not the ATM he wishes he was getting hurr hurr).
Also Remember when Chrissy got all butch and tried to impress his fb "buddies" by saying he was asked what he was going to do with his chase bank withdrawal.
There was also that 4 week period where he got nailed back to back to back times Faking like he had 100k or more in his possession.Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
1st was the Instagram post with the 200k on a window sill that was quickly proven to be stolen from Imgur/Reddit.
Then this classic Lie fest from Chrissy where he said “Hurr durr I Always Iron my Money folks, that’s why it looks so fake! I iron my dentures too, that’s why they look so fake too folks!”
Annnnnd who could forget just a week or so later him fumbling and stumbling with his “100k stacks” only to fuck up and show it was just 999 One Dollar bills with a single $100 bill on top… hahahaha!
February is only two days away folks, what could the next catastrophe for little Chrissy be???