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i just binked one.
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Originally Posted by mulva
i just binked one.
FYP
do you want me to pay off your tab with dariusQuote:
Originally Posted by TydeQuote:
Originally Posted by mulvai just binked one.
FYP
I want to be clear, this email was not sent to me. I live nowhere near Washington state. It was posted to a Facebook group I am a part of and copy pasta is much easier than writing it out myself.
Obv Washington is annoying, as they are currently the only state where playing online poker makes you a criminal. While I am sure this is a hiccup rather than a heart attack, it’s never a bad thing to play it safe. In fact global poker’s greatest selling point is how easy it is to get money on and off with no fees, so I never leave more than a few hundred on at a time. Just a heads up for you fellow global grinders, don’t know if anyone is actually in Washington but if you are, there might be a loophole where you can still mail in to get SC$
Yup, from what I gather u can mail in for SC:$ from Washington and cash out BUT u just can't buy anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoodedN
I want to be clear, this email was not sent to me. I live nowhere near Washington state. It was posted to a Facebook group I am a part of and copy pasta is much easier than writing it out myself.
Obv Washington is annoying, as they are currently the only state where playing online poker makes you a criminal. While I am sure this is a hiccup rather than a heart attack, it’s never a bad thing to play it safe. In fact global poker’s greatest selling point is how easy it is to get money on and off with no fees, so I never leave more than a few hundred on at a time. Just a heads up for you fellow global grinders, don’t know if anyone is actually in Washington but if you are, there might be a loophole where you can still mail in to get SC$
Global only distributes $3 a month that way (I think) but they are encouraging people from Washington too do so..
Also Washington is a little anti free market when it comes too things like this. Fuckem
1 game today. villian called all in preflop
not only did they nail me on the river look at the turn..str8 gets there..and with the river spade the flush as well as well as the higher str8. i wonder which unlucky sap folded their winning chit predetermined hand....of course they can't give me the frikkn 8 for my str8..they prolly would have if the person with the flush stayed in the hand
for some reason sharkscope didn't capture my tourney win. that's the second one they missed. the last was a 3rd place finish.
why have this stupid shit if it's incorrect
same tourney
i;m at the final table
look how they fuck me here
got it all in on turn
obv the counterfeit me and fuck me. just another way they crush all pp here
runner runner counterfeit..fuck u pay me..i'm still alive in this but they luv to fuck u long time..instead of 150-200k and commnding chip lead im less than avg
obv i finish 4th losing with another pp
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U act like u haven't seen quads before on global?!?!..
Just now...
I'm heads up with this guy that always fucks me..
So I'm just fucking around and on the first hand I go all in. I have A,4 suited..
He calls with A,2 OFF and I get him with a pair of fours even though there was also a 2! On the flop..
So he gets more chips and on the very next hand I get A,10 OFF. I raised pre flop and he called..
The flop is A,10,Q...
we end up going all in and he had k.j..off..
The site has too be made to provide action. WITHOUT A DOUBT.
you're a fucking donkey spartantard
He robs people in his cab and donates it on global poker.Quote:
Originally Posted by big dick
Noble work.
LOL
I wish there were 10000 more like him would make the games more profitable
First off all asshole,Quote:
Originally Posted by big dick
I was ahead both times!!
Me and him are always playing very aggressive coin flips against each other UNTILL other people start sitting down.
MY POINT OF TGE POST WAS THAT WHILE MY AND JERKOFF WERE GOING ALL IN, EVERY HAND HAS ACTION IN IT AND EVEN WITH THE FLOPS..
3rd off all, put my dick back in your mouth and shut the fuck up.
so you lost a few hands as a favorite and now the whole site is rigged?
Are you really that stupid my hairy Greek friend?
I don't think the site is rigged at all....Quote:
Originally Posted by big dick
I think I'm still up 5 figures and shrinking.(getting tighter actually)
If u follow any of the posts in this thread u will realize with the amount of Facebook and Zynga players that any hand combinations are Soo possible..
Now bigprick,
Where does my dick belong?
That's right, in your mouth.
Playing .5/$1
A,K off...
A couple of people call B.B. so I just call.. don't want to over value A,K so I Figure I'll sneak up on them.
The flop:
K,7,2..
Everyone checks and so do I.
The one guy after me raises pot.
Everyone folds and i re raise to all in. Running low on chips so I figure I'll get it in at this spot.
The guy just has pocket fives..
The turn is a 5five.
EVERY FUCKEN HAND HAS BEEN LIKE THAT , OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
message to global:
please, pretty please just turn my win switch back on again.
all pp rarely hold..but the sinister turn/river run you down to china townQuote:
Originally Posted by thesparten
no variance here. just more rake programming
sucks when you lose to trips..but it's no different than flopping a str8 and getting run down.
joke city baby...and my graph is still going up. i've never seen such chitty players in years in the tournies i play in. and the rig still won't let you win
villian caled preflop raise + flop and turn raise obv hits the jackpot on riva
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Originally Posted by mulvavillian caled preflop raise + flop and turn raise obv hits the jackpot on riva
The beats you show are way more fun with Marty pics involved
I enjoy mulvas beats, there hilarious...Quote:
Originally Posted by GookieheimowitzQuote:
Originally Posted by mulvavillian caled preflop raise + flop and turn raise obv hits the jackpot on riva
The beats you show are way more fun with Marty pics involved
Why would the villain be calling and HIT... it's like that over and over and over again..
I don't mind if it happens often couse of all the recs and donks always calling BUT u just know your going to get beat down after beat down when u have excellent hole cards or a perfect flop. Villian always wins.
when you're not fighting the riggednumbergenerator you're fighting software glitches. this glitch cost me a triple up. this glitch is not a new thing. it's happened numerous times when the game is suppose to be on break but they play one more hand. global will be getting a screenshot and i expect to be compensated
look at this shit
Global poker emergency!!!!!
Fuck fuck fuck....
THEY WILL NO LONGER BE CASHING OUT THROUGH PAYPAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;
JUST GOT OFF OF CHAT WITH C.S. AND AFTER A LONG AND CRYPTIC BACK AND FORTH,
SHE FINALLY ADMITTED THAT THERE CHANGING/ROLLING OUT PAYMENT OPTIONS IN "BATCHES" AND EVENTUALLY THE CASH OUT OPTION WILL! ONLY! BE! "WORLD PAY"..
it will take 5 days for them to verify your account and 5 day to process the funds.
After verification it will be 5 days processing for cash out.
what pissed me off was that she was very cryptic about it getting all political on me saying a whole lot of nothing untill I finally nailed her down on it and she finally answered some simple question,s.
FUCK IT, ITS A GOOD EXCUSE TO OPEN AN IGNITION ACCOUNT..
As a rec player the low minimum and no fee cash out was great..
I for see cash out fees and higher minimums with a 5 day wait..
Sucks, really sucks
..
I loved sitting down with $25 or $50 bucks and running it up to $150 or $250 then cashing out a $100 or so..
The money would hit my PayPal by the very next morning and that would be the money I would spend for the day useing my PayPal cash debit card and keep! mine! in my pocket.
Very convenient and very cool..
Now with the higher minimums and fees(both comming I'm sure) I would have to run it up more methodically for a longer period of time...
That fucks up my play style.
i just did another withdrawal. there was no mention of anything.
go pocket pairs......fuck yeah...
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Originally Posted by thesparten
https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...PP-option-gone
hello
new days ahead. Cheap rake. Fair investment potential. Real growth for everyone.
Haters gonna Hate.
No Hate is Key
Peace
LPT
More rake= better pokerQuote:
Originally Posted by LastPaperTowel
No huds= no cheating, better poker
More Trump= less baby mommas
I swear , I had it with global..
I definitely can see patterns!!!!
I'm not a rigtard!! I have no problem loseing, I'm a student of the game, I enjoy poker for it's entertainment value and it's ability to negate my hyper active new York nature, BUT I definitely see patterns..
I have 2 pair!! I know there will be a top pair at the table and we will both lose..
U have pocket Kings, u will lose.
It's just not that, when u look around the table, the action is unbelievable..
I have played club wpt, nlop, cafrino, pure play, a.c.r., full flush, b.o.l, grand poker....
I NEVER felt this way. The fucken table action and bad beats are ridiculous.
Even when I fold the action I would have had and the active action is not normal.
It's not the donks, the majority of my experience is with fish and donks(see above sites) but the action is definitely a set up.
No fucken way, no way...
We BOTH had a set of Aces BUT I HAD a j and he had a Q kicker...
It's normal poker unless u observe or play the tables.. massive action hand after massive action ✋.
Every fucken pot, over and over and over again.
I've lost almost 1k in the last couple of weeks. Over and over and over with beats like that.
2 pair, straights, sets, flushes , and that is a normal typical pot.
STAY AWAY FROM GLOBAL!!
that's it! Period! I'm done! Moving on! Suck my dick and kiss my ass!
running goot @ grobul means having a 80% and 90% fav win consecutively deep in the tourney
all pp lose far to often..and when you're not losing w KK..they'll cooler you once the bait shop opens around bubble time. you know....JJ on the button and give the fuckers n the blinds either KK or AA. when you have just around 10bb
the set up is a site to behold and there's little to no way you can avoid it. server cost are expensive and they have to speed up the game..
action jackson, run you down to china town with the turn and river...
It's not a shuffle..
The computer is handling everyone different *situation,s",.. and we as players are just playing the situation..
Way too many deja Vu moments.
Even with the fish, Way too much action in every pot...
A set or 2 pair is a loss MOST of the time..
I'm not talking like a degen or somebody who's life is controlled by the turn of the card..
It's real fellas..
congratulations!!!! you've been accepted to use worldpay!!!!
and.....it's gone. just lost w/ QQ to AJ when and A fell. and bid farewell with this.
lol @ dropping ace as well when it didn't even apply
all in a days work in typical global fashion
Everyone all the time, every pot, every hand there is action and u get beat by runner runner and all kinds of shit ALL day LONG..
Been playing and mostly observing all day.
Every pocket hand that hasn't folded has betable action. Everyone flops sets, straights, 2 pair ECT ECT.
Just like those fixed trotters at Yonkers raceway.
The front!! of the pack starts pulling! back! on the riegns and the guy trotting in 7th place is beating his and wins!!
It's not random cards, it's situational poker. Like playing one of those poker trainer apps.
Just fucken now!!!!
I sit and fold every hand, no matter what!!(experiment)
First hand, high pair with low kicker after flop.
2nd. Low pair and a possible gut straight after flop
3rd.. possible flush and possible rainbow straight after flop.
4th. Mid pair possible flush after flop.
5th. Middle pair Ace kicker. The winner had middle pair with a king kicker.(I folded pre flop as per experiment)
almost starting to think you might be able to break the code like that dude did on that big bucks no whammy game show.
can't hurt to try. write down flops/spread and look for patterns other than just getting bent over on the turn and or river.
lets not confuse programming with variance
you can't even shove AX with 5-10bb in early pos deep in mtts either...i still lol @ low/mid pp at showdown vs 2 paint overs.....55% win rate in real math/poker....but that's a good one and comedy gold on the interwebs as the percentage is much lower
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Originally Posted by mulva
To be honest, I don't have that ability or mathematical/poker expertise to even think about attempting that..
It can't be variance, even with a table of donks.
We would have to lock druff and sanlamar in a room for a week with a laptop and a chalk board to attempt that.
Mulva,
Arnt u concerned that no one has gotten a world play cash out or a response from global as of yet?