At almost an hour of very likely nonsense and toddler tantrum, I'll leave it till tomorrow to review since that nonsense is likely to get deleted, or as 1DCB points, might trigger the whole channel deleted.
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At almost an hour of very likely nonsense and toddler tantrum, I'll leave it till tomorrow to review since that nonsense is likely to get deleted, or as 1DCB points, might trigger the whole channel deleted.
someone left a good funny comment... nice job Bryan...lol
Bird Man is a coconspirator of committing fraud... propagating this shit....
So got around to watching the "Why You're a Deadbroke Douchebag Just Like Christopher "Squirter" Mitchell!"
Some good gems here, sorry if this is a long One, I'll try to break it up!
3 min mark "Nobody who works a Job is Rich!" So Jeff Bezos is not rich (CEO and President of Amazon), Mark Cuban is not rich (Currently works as Owner of the Dallas Mavericks and works a JOB appearing on Shark Tank!) or any MLB or NBA player making over 6 figures is rich? No attorney or Doctor making close to 500k is rich? Seems like Squirtstopher didn’t think this one out? What else is new!
7 min Law of Association - "Who you associate with is WHO YOU TRULY ARE" So those 10 years wanking off for Frat Men, Chaos Men, Colt Minute Man and College Swim Team would make Little Kyle a Gay Pornstar by that logic!
9:40 If I could just come up with 10K, I'd never Lose! - Harken back to Biloxi 2020, Sycuan 2020, And the Hyundai that got repossessed Feb 3. 2020. Guess he DID lose that 50K and then some!
10:40 "Never ever ever takes less than 50K" - Cut to those clips of Palazzo and Venetian videos from 3 months ago with 5K bankroll and getting caught using the same Hundred Bill on top of said 5K bankroll, lol!
12:02 "I paid off ALL my freakin debt" - Except the Loan on the Tahoe, and those recent Debt Judgements Showing as Outstanding PV and Wars found from 2022!
12:50 - "Does Tuna play and it would double your winnings!" This is actually a Great Question! IF the Squirt has a fool proof stragedy and wins 99% of the time. Why not let his Wife use the strategy for FREE
and make twice as much money? It's GUARANTEED right? PLus they're multi-millionaries right? Why would she be sweating a few thousand dollars when her World Champion Gambler of a Husband wins
EVERY single day and is on pace for 250k THIS month, something don't add up folks? Of course, Squirtstopher says "Hurr hurr she's afraid to place big bets and runs to the shitter whenever he does!"
13 min "Former ELITE chum and Tampa attendee Michael Dean Little shows up and says to Attend a Mastermind event, it will change your life!" Yes, it sure did for Brandon and JC Barber look how rich and successful and Happy they are after attend... oh wait! Chrissy admits it was Dave and Branko who have attended the most events and he has extorted them for MORE money each time. They’re both millionaires after paying over $30,980 to make back $20,000 folks. That’s negative $10,000 every year! What kind of Job charges you that?
But if Attending ONE event will change your life and make you rich, how come it took Dumbass Dave and Bozo Branko 6 tries to FINALLY get a Winning session? Did they not have the Right “Birdbrain Mindset?” Do they not BELIEVE in the System? Did they not TRUST THE PROCESS like a certain Hillbilly from Arkansas that resembles Napolean Dynamite did? Shoutout to Lackey Zachy!
Or are they the only idiots that haven't figured out that this is an Extortion Scheme and they'r either too dumb or to ashamed to admit it?
13 45 - If you want to follow Little Kyle for one on one coaching for a week, the price is now... $50,000. HAHAHAHAHA, but wasn't he just proclaiming you get 3 days for $1000?
Wouldn't 7 days be roughly $2333.33 ?? Einstein Jr. with his 1st Grade Math Skills might be off a few digits folks!
14:10 - How has Chrissy not been banned... "He has a system, HE HAS A SYSTEM!" Which is Basically, Rent a home for 6 months or until you're banned/exposed, run to another state, rent for 6 months
and frequent the local casino until they throw you out... rinse & repeat!
14:40 - SerpenStar shows up! Chrissy says hurr hurr I tried to reply to your comment, but it got removed!
16:45 - Chrissy proclaims he "Deleted Negative Words from his Vocabulary" - This is an Old MLM tactic of Brainwashing people which he surely used on Bird Brain, Branko and Pruett. Explains a LOT!
17:55 - Wee Robot(fake sub) asks - "How do you make money selling a book on Amazon" Now you would think Chrissy would be 3 inches hard from this question ready to shill his absurd book instructing folks on EXACTLY how to do this. Yet shockingly he says "You gotta figure that out on your own!" Indicating he is either Completely Sold out of that Award Winning Book with the Super DUper Expensive Cover oooooooooorrrrrrrrrr he's too cheap to publish any more copies!
But fear not folks, he whips out the Piggy bank Book! So of course he starts plugging that faster than Bryan Ockert Pegged him at Chaos Men studios in Austin, TX!
21 min - Gets asked about Bitcoin wallet and Chrissy claims he doesn't use that! He uses Coin Base and has no extensive knowledge about Bitcoin... Rewind to 2 Years ago when
Squirt was wearing a Plan B shirt and selling his Bitcoin leveragin strategies and how he was paying 5k a month for a FB group that invested BTC... Complete Lie!
24 min - Angry Midget Rant about AC - Chrissy hates AC cuz he can't lure Chums into Extort them due to flights being expensive or long! "Hurr hurr whatever it takes folks!"
Chrissy says getting to AC is a Pain in the Ass, well I guess he would know Quite a Bit about, right Kyle???
27 min - Claims he's CLOSE to making 250k a month... yet all we've seen in is the 5-10K from the Chums club meeting. No sports bets in a month, no bank statements, not even chip stacks
of 20K or higher. Sounds like another Complete Lie!
29 min - Says he DOES win more than bets on SLots, he absolutely Does! So then Squirt should have no Problem showing the Win/Loss statement, after all documentation beats conversation!
30 min - Asked about Big Daddy Pastor Paul, says he will never be able to contact him because very very very few people have his contact info because he doesnt need nor want a lot of people
in his miserable life. Seeing how he treats paying stooges like Brandon, JC and Rick Lee, it's not hard to see why!
31:36 - Claims in the last 7 days he has made $67,000 Riiiiight, just like he made 78K in August 2021 but couldn't show any proof, annnnnnd Feb 2020 he made $73,600 but also lost $74,000 the same month, I bet this one's another COMPLETE LIE!
32:04 Says for the FIRST TIME EVER he's going to hit 250k in a month. Sure sure, we've all heard this tall tale years ago!
32:30 - Gives his excuse WHY he plays slots (ya know those things Only Suckers with a Lottery Mentality Play!) - Claims he plays them Late at night to "Calm Down" after playing ROulette or Baccy. But I thought he doesn't get Emotional or Excited when he plays? Why would he need to Calm Down? Is it because he's Pissed Off(which is not the same as getting emotional folks!) and Lost his ass on table games and needs to save his ego by getting a pathetic $72 slot Jackpot? Nah, he does it for YOUR entertainment. Ya know just like he makes a live video called "Why YOU ARE a Deadbroke Douchebag!" Nice guy folks, who wouldn't wanna be like him? My guess is , 100% of all straight Males!
39:06 - After doing a horrible "Good day Mate" in a shitty Aussie accent, Chrissy claims people from Australia love him so much they offer to pay his flight to come over... Hmmmm, that's quite different than the story we heard of an Aussie Chum from a mumbly video 2 years ago??? And Squirter claims he didn't go there or MAcau becuz of the Scamdemic and NVB prohibited him from traveling... suuuuuuuuure!
40 min - The story of Documentary David gets told(sort of) - Little Kyle contends David got HIRED to work Exclusively for someone else and therefore could not finish or give Chrissy the existing footage because he was hired to work
for someone else! Yea yea, all the tells of a Lie here. If Chrissy would simply post David's company, this story could easily be verified! But he won't cuz he's too much of a Pussy!
42 min - The goat of sports bets sez he don't like betting on College sports(Ohio state and Georgia would tell us why) but he contends it's cuz you're dealing with "teenagers who get emotional and take penalties" Right, cuz Professionals Like Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Odell Beckham, Travis Kelce and Deshaun Watson NEVER take penalties or get emotional during games?!?! Also claims the lines are ridiculous but since he bets the SPREAD and we've seen how that goes, that is the real reason!
43:45 Midget Minute Man claims haters don't approach him because they're hiding behind computers. As I recall, he said Haters would leave symbolic flaming bags of shit on his doorstep on Christmas morning? So that was either a complete Lie or HE is the Flaming Homosecual Bag of Shit!
46 min - Ends with rant about how playing Roulette live takes too long cuz the people placing bets and dealer raking up chips and making payouts, etc. I've already discussed how his time frames in Baccy are absurd. I think the REAL
answer is become the Man Spreader Midget Masturbator likes to SIT at a table, spread his legs and not have people next to him. Roulette if you sit at the table, people are climbing and leaning over you, if you stand they're numping you
and reaching in to place bets, which Chrissy especially hates being brushed up on by large breasted females!
48 min - Gets asked about his biggest loss. He reverts back to the 52K down in Vegas story and how he miracuosly came back and went up. However, this time there are "Witnesses's's's" plural! So it went from his buddy in Apex,
Mike Schulkins being the ONLY witness, to multiple witnesses! He probably includes himself, the Dealer and anyone else he can pay to verify this nonsense. However, DOCUMENTATIOn beats Masturbation hurr hurr!
50:20 min - This part is funny! He Gets Anrgy about poker players asking him for a loan or stake them, so they have a Bankroll and they can Use HIS strategies to make the money back and pay him back!
Sounds like a Win win folks, how can this be a scam? He claims they're broke because their strategies don't work, otherwise they wouldn't need to borrow a Bankroll from him.
Now where have we heard this tale before? Did a certain Fraud Millionaire hold a birthday party 3 years ago and conveniently "left his bankroll at home" and then begged his party guests for money to play with that night?
Did he GUARANTEE that he would pay them back and they were never more scared of losing their money that night? Funny how when HE is the one in need, it's okay, but if someone else tries to pull the same scheme THEY are the Deadbroke Douchebag??
Annnnnd the little Midget Squirted out Day 10, kind of tired of hearing his whiny, nasally, annoying voice for one day. I'll let anyone else have a crack at this Bore fest of a Day 10 video that has NVB featured in the thumbnail!
Cheers~
day 10 of the 30 day challenge can e seen or downloaded here
https://files.catbox.moe/i1tor1.mp4
If anyone likes grabbing FB posts, Chrissy just posted
"Vaccinations KILL people.
Why are Pharmaceutical companies allow to advertise this garbage?"
I assume he is tired of his chums and is looking for even more stupid members to join his merry band
Sadly he deosnt allow randos to comment because then we could ask about his "steroid cocktails" he created and jabbed his arse with, amongst other things.
Likewise Big Pharma created PreP which must be a literal REBUKE SATAN Godsend for him.
==edit==
And this is a day after he claims they homeschool young Bubs and how smart he is and blah blah blah
Also of note, on that post one of Chrissy's mst stupid friends says Bubs will be a millionaire by 16
Critical thinking would ask how and the only answer that makes sense is Chrissy dies in some incredibly stupid way and Bubs gets a lawsuit payout of some sort.
Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
He’s probably subscribing to the Brian Levesque school of Stupidity and Insane Tinfoil Hat Conspiracy Theories!
Or should I say, Brian “Roulette King” Levesque! Hurr hurr he Warned you Sheeple!!
Chrissy on FB from the Golden Knights game proclaiming that he is “about to win $5000 on this game.l. Knights are a -600 tonight against the lowly Sharks. This would mean he is claiming to have laid $30K on the game. Think we’ll actually see a bet slip on this one? I think not.
Though I’m reading again he says he will “get paid $5000.” So this could mean that he laid $4300, which would return just over 5K with a Knights win.
Took a look at the Vegas game on ESPN+ and I don’t see the BLOAT anywhere. So apparently the rich guy wasn’t able to pay his way into seats anywhere in the first few rows. He’s clearly at the game based on the FB post but I’m guessing he’s sitting further back than where the cameras would catch him.
So he apparently bet the puck line of -1 1/2 at -190 odds. But he’s holding up the bet slip and conveniently covering up the top part where you’d normally see the casino name and other information. He has never done this before (always shows the full slip when he shows a win), Hmmmm…..
just noticed something... that jersey says Circa Sports....
ah okQuote:
TheRivers: Circa sponsors the Golden Knights. Even the jerseys the players wear say that.
Chrissy posed a betting slip on his FB page
HOWEVER he is holding it in the least natural way someone could hold a ticket, and he has a stupid look on his face (yeah yeah thats his normal face) so it is a little suspicious
Well what can one say?
After that comprehensive War and Peace ✌️ report Mr BWB the Donk 🙄 from New Zealand 🇳🇿 may have to focus full time on being a dead 💀 broke jealous hater douchebag in his J.O.B 😂
As all the Aussies are clambering for triple chin Chrissy to go over are you seeing similar scenes in NZ 🇳🇿 Mr Donk?
So Chrissy is back betting at Red Rock. Note the RR110 on yesterdays slip as in the past, with RR109. Assuming this is the window number. In spite of being called out on X, RR is happy to allow the scammer to use them as a prop for his gambling scams.
Hopefully everyone will call Red Rock out on Social Media for their bad choice.
todays video at VGK game can be seen here , i skimmed through it really really quick... sounds like he has a message for us haters while holding his betting slip the last 2 minutes or the 10 min. mark lol gonna watch now....
https://files.catbox.moe/6sufk7.mp4
An interesting watch.
Vegas Matt doesn’t try and sell anything (not that I’ve seen anyway) and clearly isn’t portraying himself as a big casino winner. Yes he has had some big wins but clearly says he is a lifetime gambling loser. But still his channel has a huge following and he’s making tons off of that and via other investments that he and his son have. But what I thought was interesting was that at one point in this interview he talks about having haters…and tells the same story that Chrissy loves to tell about the lobsters in the boiling pot of water pulling each other down. Only difference is that Chrissy tells that story to try and shame you into buying into his garbage.
These same guys also recently interviewed Travel Ruby. It’s very interesting to hear views from people with legitimate successful Youtube channels.
https://youtu.be/BRaiIhfVmW8?si=RXI9JxqOmMDIB1XU
So if Squirtstopher shows ONE ticket in over a month and D Sucky shows All These tickets... EVERY SINGLE DAY, then by definition D Sucky is The Goat! It's first Grade Math folks!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3IQ...ture=emb_title
I like how Little Kyle says "Told you I'd win $5000 betting the Vegas Knights hurr hurr!"
He also TOLD Brandon, Sam and Mike Miltimore their Chums Club Membership for 2022 was "Free" instead of having to pay $99 a month... Only to turn around and start charging them $499 a month! What a Man of His Word.
He TOLD Dave Pruett, Branko, Austin Greear, April Going Down Hill, and the other Dumbshits in his ELITE Chums club they would get Free Monthly Masturbation Mind Meetups included in their $499 membership... Only to turn around and raise the Price to $999 and not have ANY EVENTS for 7 months! What a Great Deal!!!
He then TOLD them, as a "Test", if they pay $1500, he'll keep them at the Original Price point of $499 which included 6 hours of Live coaching, Free Monthly Masturbation Meetings annnnnnnnd Any Strategies He's Created or ANY FUTURE Strategies he May Create... Only to go back on that like a lying, pussy, fraud and charge them $2500, $5000 and $1000 for His Super Dee Duper Bestest Most Greaterest Winningest Stragedy EVER! The same one Dipshit Dave, Branko, Natalie and Tim Young(Kenny Rogers) all LOST with after being TOLD they would Easily make $10,000 with it.... What an even Greater Deal folks!!!
He TOLD Chums like Vy Dang, Victor Owen, Richard Hudson and MJ Wil Aqrque that the Masturbation Sessions Would be BIGGER and BETTER than the last... But somehow, they were SMALLER and WORSE Every Single Time!
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd let's not forget when he TOLD the World he never did Gay porn or ANY kind of Porn... Until SOMEBODY found video documentation of a certain Squirter performing a Sex act with a Gay Porn Star in the room, in said Gay Porn Star's house in Austin, TX! And of course the laughable 2 minutes of passionate butt fumbling that Kirk called sex with Jasmine Tame! Shoutout to Corbin Fisher!!
Hurr hurr Clock 1 - Chrissy 0
LOL... in todays video at the end, he rants about how he proves himself every single day... but that's the only bet slip he has shown in about 45 days...
after he reeled in some suckers for " master mind events " he has some money to throw around.... if he is gonna bet roughly 10k per game to win
5k.... i give him about another 45 days that he will be busto again...
on aside note.... Bird Brain responds....
all CM has to do is show a win loss statement from MGM. that's it. one time and we'd/I would shut up. but he can't b/c he is a loser, even with all the money these clowns give him.