Near 4000 word post bottom of previous page: here's the summary of Chrissy's "documentary".
Summary:
Chrissy thought of killing himself at least twice, but God only showed up once, but good news, theres a lovely poem because of it.
Chrissy claims to have had sex with hundreds of women, like totally.
Given he only mentions Stace as any form of romantic relationship, that strongly suggests he is generally bad at sex.
There is an interesting aspct of some mystery person who is probably a dude that Chrissy shacked up with and Chrissy goes to great pains to not make it sound gay.
Chrissy claims there is a bank CEO more stupid than he is out there who happily gives cars and money to body builders who are nice to him.
We hear about Chrissy's saviour Sal from roughly 2008 but we never hear Chrissy mention him ever again, despite Sal ultimately saving Chrissy's life (and God, well, the first time at any rate).
Chrissy tells yet another bankroll origin story, and this is even more stupid than all previous versions.
Chrissy claims he won $800 in 30 minutes, from an $800 payday loan with 35% interest.
Chrissy skips the reason, but somehow he needs $5k to keep gambling, when he could have just gambling that initial $800 for another 90 minutes.....
Chrissy provides evidence for ordinary things, but not extraordinary things: no evidence his father embezzled the money, no evidence he lived in an apartment senior year of highschool, no evidence he was on the cover of the bodybuilding magazine, yet evidence where his mother lived, the gym he went to, and the Vons store where he met Sal. Speaking of, no evidence of Sal .
As said, just watch Scrappy Doo for 90 minutes rather than Chrissy's nonsense.
