another video today.... actually live at the casino.... stadium roulette.... i haven't watched this one either.... cause i am trying to make another video...
watch here
https://files.catbox.moe/vdcb6z.mp4
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another video today.... actually live at the casino.... stadium roulette.... i haven't watched this one either.... cause i am trying to make another video...
watch here
https://files.catbox.moe/vdcb6z.mp4
had to make an emergency video.... his online casino scam is ramping up... you know what to do.... leave a comment of anything i missed with the affiliate program further explaining his scam or just add to it, or maybe kind of explain this is how he actually makes money..... and it's not from being a successful gambler.... nice song at the end too .... if you want to listen to it while leaving a comment...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waIjFc1czW0
I hope someone grabbed that FB post that CM put up an hour ago because it's been deleted already.
The "Yes, I played randomly on the video so as not to give away my real strategies and that put me down $700. But I came back "off camera" with my newest most powerful strategy ever and made it all back. This new strategy is so powerful that only if a casino cheats with magnets can it ever be defeated" post.
Unfortunately I had to take a phone call and the post was gone when I was done.
**After my phone call, my FB notification told me that Dave Pruett had commented on the post but when I clicked on the link I got the "This Content Is Not Available" page.
Was Dave Pruett marveling over this amazing new roulette strategy or was he upset that he as a valuable monthly Chum member wasn't getting access to it?
Unfortunately his comment was gone as well as the post, so I never saw it.
**For those that didn't see it, his post essentially consisted of what I typed above, as well as two screenshots of his credit balance, one showing $820 and one showing exactly $1,000.
And of course he was claiming that the exactly $1,000 screenshot showed that he made his money back.
Now don't you dare think that he took that $1,000 screenshot BEFORE he started playing, because that would make you a hater and a dead broke douchebag loser.
@1dollarboxcar A rental tenant of mine called me with a plumbing leak issue, so it was just bad timing.
@BWB Doesn't look like that info is available outside of either screenshots or the company FB itself
" 1dollarboxcar: damn i hope someone grabbed it too.... sound like you should of grabbed while you had it open ?? "
damn... that's terrible luck that happened, that you couldn't grab it...
Sorry didn't see it, but it's safe to say he's gone full retard with hyping this New, Super Dee Duper, Non-Existent winning "Stragedy"...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
How delusional must this moron be to go to All this trouble to make fake drama and hoopla over something to just scam one or two more idiots into paying $5000? Guess he's behind on the One Chicago Rental Monthly payment and needs just two more idiots to pay that monthly due?
Remember when he promised a 4 Step Freedom Factor for $2500 at the last Cum Bum Chum's Meeting? Guess that didn't work out as planned either, eh Squirt??
For someone who "gave up Table games" and ONLY plays them for "Fun" he sure does spend a lot of time at Roulette tables trying to concoct New, losing stragedies!
Too easy…Chrissy the fat bastard…
Oh Tuna Cooch...you’re guilty by association and taking part with all of this…
And let’s not forget NVB…
Dead broke douchbag deadbeat parents…
Cuckold Classic Colt Chrissy…
Crisco Krissy left a comment on the my Casino Quest video....
Another Losing Night for the Colt Dolt!!Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
It is rather funny that on a night where Chrissy LOSES on a Live stream... again!
Two MLB favorites LOSE and likely the Squirt Lost his Bets on them too!
An NFL favorite in the Saints LOST.
Then add in the fact the Bloat hasn't shown a Winning Sports ticket in 4 weeks, He hasn't shown Chips or any casino play in a week, Nor has he shown any Fancy Dinners in over a week also!
On top of all this, Squirtstopher is hyping up ANOTHER 100% guaranteed winning stragedy that can ONLY be had for $5000 at an event that he's clearly desperate to get people to attend and whatever idiots like Branko and Ken Alderson paid up, he's donked off that money already! Lol!
Rangers lose 2 nights in a row... poor Krissy.... i had to make a little video about it... :)))))))))))))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrRlRLl4xRU
He just lost again live hahaha. It's so fucking hilarious to me how he's getting absolutely smashed by karma right now. So far during his actual live sessions (not "live" as in prerecorded) he's lost 3 and won 1, and his win was just $70 in net profit. When you deposit $1000 like he's doing and your goal is to make $70 with martingale, your probabilities of winning are so much higher than going bust, yet he keeps losing & he also keeps changing his mind when coming up with a reason for why he lost. First it's rigged. Then it's because his bankroll was too small, should've brought $5000 instead of $1000. Then it's because he lost on purpose to entertain you, you could've figured that out with "common sense". Then it's rigged again. Then literally 1 minute after declaring it's rigged, he says he's going to make all the money back off-camera with a strategy that can't lose, so he can't film it because the casinos would ban him hahaha. I literally could not make a parody of CM that's as unintelligent & funny as he is.
A quick review of Chrissy's live stream from yesterday since he ahsnt deleetd it yet
"Roulette live, Chrissy plays American Roulette for real money"
6.29k subscribers at time of viewing
Number is only slowly going up now that Chrissy "could monetize it but doesnt want to be owned by Youtube hurr hurr".
Anyways 36m of nonsense that is often potato quality in parts
Also shoutout to Chrissy and Victor if either of them are reading this Victor has more inteersting videos.
first 2 minutes Chrissy is loading in $1k.
Someone in chat recommends Chrissy loads up $5000 after his 3 pump chump dump the other day.
3m Chrissy hurr durrs he prefers American roulette.
Chat: someone else also recommends Chrissy buyin for $5k.
4m50 What seems to be unprompted, Chrissy says there are secrets about his life he cannot share
given the kyle prescott background, confusing to creating designer steroids, not owning a house, making payments on a car, no longer owning a LOLex, literally what else could there be?
5m50s Again unprompted by chat it seems, Chrissy claims most of us will never know "the real me". Based on what we do know, I cant imagine wanting to know any more about him
6m05 Chrissy now claims there are times when he loses on purpose: is that the law of attraction, confession, gravity or EV?
6m18 Chrissy has a stupid look on his face...yeah how does it differ from his normal look you ask? He claims every video has a specific purpose...
Given almost all of his videos are marketed as "join the chums club" or "sign up at BOL to grind 50c a day" you'd think the purpose would be to get chums to pay him money one way or both.
What possible purpose could there be in making losing videos?
As always, Chrissy says stupid shit in the moment that comes to him.
From my small sample set of observing Victor, he at least thinks a week ahead, Chrissy really is in the moment.
12m Chrissy is putting $5 of bets out on columns, dozens and Red for a total of $45 and to cover at least 86% of the board if not higher.
13m30 Chrissy starts rambling about bumps on the wheel mean more randomness, less streaks hurr hurr
I'm surprised Chrissy doesnt have more bumps on his head from former chums
18m20 Chrissy tries to get some interaction going with "winner winner gives me some ideas for dinner"
As BWB points out we havent seen any winning sports betting tickets in awhile, we havent seen any $300 sushi dinners either.
22m45s Chrissy tells us he has an amazing strategy but he cant share it with us
again this implies all the hurr hurr 100% strategies hes shared before are worthless
Given the trend is your friend and Chrissy is trending highly as an idiot who does not have great strategies, theres great odds that either the strategy doesnt exist or has a flaw he hasnt found yet.
24m18 I havent been paying much attention to the action, but then again neither has Chrissy.
He claimed he loved the rods becuase he kept things random: hes down to $650 from $1000 AND he has a $180 bet out.
24m40 "Yeah did you see that, theres no fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way" as Green 00 comes up.
Remember Chrissy never gets emotional gambling, Chrissy loves American Roulette with 2 Greens on it and Chrissy makes videos like this on purpose.
25m10 Chrissy puts $480 out from his $650 bankroll, including a Green Hedge (hurr hurr)
25m40 Chrissy wins some of his money back and still moans.
25m48 Desptie earlier claiming the wheel was more random, Chrissy now claims he needs more people playing this game because it is tracking his bets
I remember Chrissy claiming you never make excuses for losing.
27m56 "you cant trust the wheel man, I mean you cant trust anything in a casino especially since uh nobody else is playing with me right now
Chrissy bringing out the classics "hurr hurr casinos cheat hurr hurr" Hurr hurr indeed.
Chrissy reminds us this video is for our entertainment as he is down $500 in 28 minutes, or over $1000/hr, $8k/day, $240k/month
Sadly Chrissy wins and is up to $695....only down $305 in 28m now.
32m16s Chrissy puts a big boy bet of $100 on red and $25 on first/3rd dozen.
He has $545 after placing the bet and lets see what happens:
It lands on Green 00: Remember Chrissy loves American Roulette. Anyways "o dont even fucking this is bullshit, see now its starting to cheat so now now I'm definitely convinced uh this wheel is definiely cheating.
When I sat down there wasnt one green in 50 spins and now we've had three in the last 20 and all of them were double zero and it always seems to happen when I got a big bet out there
There you have it folks comprehensive proof that Chrissy gets cheated: on average there should be two Greens in 70 spins, but but but it hit _THREE_ times in 70 spins
Chrissy again shows hes an idiot but good news, he isnt getting emotional (hurr hurr).
33m10s Chrissy tells us this $330 bet is his bigger of the day, forgetting he had a $480 out earlier.
Also what sort of idiot continues to play a game that he knows is cheating him?
Chrissy wins a chunk so is back to $820 after 34 minutes
34m02 Chrissy talks a break to talk to the camera and starts laughing like an idiot because he's probably realised hes broken two of his big boy rules for everyone to see
Also, I remember when he claimed casinos cheat but he can still beat them, so why cry about cheating?
34m20 Chrissy goes back to excuses, no one is playing with him and its automated and therefore it could be rigged
He starts rambling imagine 20 people were playing
Idiot Chrissy forgets they could still rig it to give the lowest possible payout, or favour some people over others, hurr hurr
34m50 Chrissy claims online will always be more legit : Chrissy is forgetting that they can just seize his money and tell him to fuck off, or just shut down entirely and whats he going to do? Cry on youtube?
35m10 Chrissy reminds us this isnt his new ultimate big boy always win make money strategy that he cant share with us.
35m24 Chrissy tells us he makes 6 figures a month gambling at casinos: Despite his most recent videos either being losses like $1000 in 3 spins, or tiny wins.
35m40 Chrissy claims he'd be banned if he showed his secret big boy strategy forgetting that all tables are recorded, and each casino could easily figure out his betting patterns and how much he has won
After all, why does he think he gets to eat $300 worth of sushi?
36m26 Chrissy again proves he is a fucking idiot: Having told us less than 5 minutes ago the game might be cheating, he intends on using his super strategy to make profit
What is he going to do if indeed the casino is cheating and it prevents his super strategy winning?
Finally, remember its Casinos cheating him, not the inherent -EV nature of Spinny that means Chrissy is losing money.
This is nonense but the last 10 minutes at 2x speed is worth a watch for the lolz.
where's the fake Rolex ?? documentation would beat the conversation....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igtXrUxy6Fk
While his new Stragedy is complete Bullshit, I’m betting it’s something to the effect of “Hurr durr wait for a Trend, Bet Small, Marty Bet until the trend comes back derrrrp!?!?”
Which is essentially the Gambling “strategy” that all Ploppies and Degens subscribe to and it always works when there’s a “Streak”! Of course when the shoe/spin results are completely random, which is more than half the time, it’s “well, I just had a bad day. But tomorrow will be Better, I just KNOW IT!!!”
Sort of like Little Kyle dropping his pants and Squirting for $200 a pop, he kept telling himself “Folks, I’m gonna be a star, I KNOW IT… you ready…You Ready??? Hahhh?!?!?”
and the Astros come back from 4-2 deficit to win the game....poor Krissy and the Cum Swallowers.... that's 3 in a row.... only 1 more to go and Krissy will be at the nearest Las Vegas gay bar selling his ass in the bathroom stall for a bankroll..... :)))))))))))
O Where O Where has our Little Kyle Gone? O Where O Where Could He beeeeeeee???
so i guess he is on Diamondbacks in the other series... i'll be betting Phillies tomorrow....
Well, folks the Bloat is desperate for views on YT after losing his ass on the Rangers, he’s using Click bait annnnnnd brought back the white board!
He blubbers on through his fat face about nonsense for 27 minutes and I won’t ruin ZD’s chance to rip this apart!
I’ll just give you folks a picture that Chrissy REALLY wanted to use as his thumbnail but was worried about people seeing when he was at his ultimate point of Happiness!
todays episode can be seen here https://files.catbox.moe/j137w2.mp4
back to Phillies fan... former Philly and Hall of Famer Mike Schmidt.... got my bet in on Phillies for tonight too....Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
lol.... Krissy makes another comment on the Casino Quest video....