Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

1dollarBoxcar, Great video today. Have you thought about making YT "Shorts"? I ask because shorts tend to get a lot more views. Also, I know a lot of people that fall for his scams likely have very short attention spans and most likely watch these over full length videos.


If someone has watched or searched CM, I think there is a decent chance CM material will show up for them. I think a great one would be the clip where he says American Roulette is better than European Roulette. I think short clips will have a chance to go viral - Especially since he speaks such nonsense.

As you are aware, there is so much material out there of him speaking straight nonsense and contradicting himself that would make for excellent 30 sec - 1 minute shorts.



Also, the first 12 seconds of your video today, would make a great short.

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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar

ok... you know what to do... could be one of my best yet... make it hurt that little fucking SCAMMER.... by giving a thumbs up and a comment.... get it up there in the

YT algorithm... !!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLW0L9RoVyE

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Hopefully you can also do a video for Halloween of Chrissy doing his zombie impressions that he does in this clip.
He doesnt look healthy at all.

hey guys and gals, thanks for all the kind words.... i really really appreciate it !! we are in this together and everyone is doing their part and the best they can....

i truly believe these videos do hurt Krissy and gets him into frenzy... especially when he is in this current state of low funds... and all this pressure makes him do even more stupid things !! so getting these videos more viewable by doing what you guys do with the comments and thumbs up definitely works !!... it's all we can do....

@PV, yeah i tried to make these YT shorts.... but i can't get my point across in less than a minute.... it's pretty hard ( at least for me ) i will try and work on it....

also just bumping the new video to the top of this page... thanks again everybody !!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLW0L9RoVyE

HOLY FUCK FAM.... that new video has 1k views already !!!! it's only 4 hours old !!!???? WOW !!! way to go guys... ya'll made that happen !!!

this is gonna really really hurt ol' Krusty the Clown.... he's gonna be in a FRENZY.... gonna try to do damage control ... maybe tonight ? first thing tomorrow.... LMAO

now for the Rangers to lose tomorrow.... him and the Cum Chums lose more money.... the Chums will be leaving the group... he can't recruit any new ones... at least hopefully any potential people that just viewed my new video.... this aught to be funny to see how he tries to do damage control !! LMAO LMBO :)))))))))))))

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PositiveVariance: Hopefully the guy in the comments that got scammed reaches out.

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yeah who knows if he is trolling or not.... but if he is legit, he has an opportunity to help others... like i asked him to do.... by emailing me....

another thing i noticed tonight is that the Mark Cuban video views are up about 1k also, from what i documented here the other day.... Cuban video now 2.7k views

so these people are thumbing through my videos.... hopefully this keeps people away from Crisco Krissy....

Over 4000 views on your video. They just keep getting better and better. Keep up the tremendous work 1DBC.

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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar

hey guys and gals, thanks for all the kind words.... i really really appreciate it !! we are in this together and everyone is doing their part and the best they can....

i truly believe these videos do hurt Krissy and gets him into frenzy... especially when he is in this current state of low funds... and all this pressure makes him do even more stupid things !! so getting these videos more viewable by doing what you guys do with the comments and thumbs up definitely works !!... it's all we can do....

@PV, yeah i tried to make these YT shorts.... but i can't get my point across in less than a minute.... it's pretty hard ( at least for me ) i will try and work on it....

also just bumping the new video to the top of this page... thanks again everybody !!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLW0L9RoVyE

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Why no updates from Squirtstopher? Besides of course the usual deflection tactics of “Hurr durr look folks, I’m eating sushi, dat meanz I’m rich!” Or “derrrrp I did steroids 6 times a day and squirted my Big load every 6 minutes for 10 years folks, you ready… you ready hahhhh!?!?!?”


No documentation proves the Colt Dolt lost Again on the D Backs and Astros! After all, No Sushi dinner and no winning bet tickets prove there were no wins folks!!!

::::Cue the Video of Chrissy playing online Spinny for $7 a spin to distract the Cum Bum Chums from Another Loss::::



Annnnnnd then Chrissy shows some laughable form of documentation like below!



“Folks, Look Over Here while I distract you and show you some chicken scratch on a white board or score card. This proves that I did something as nobody in history can write things down on paper and be Lying folks!”

and the Rangers lose to the Astros.... Krissy and the Cum Chums lose again...!! :) ....

In light of All Casino Action creating an OnlyFans after some porn pics "leaked" (not really sold on that explanation, tbh), will Chrissy finally "cum clean" about his gay porn past and start one himself?

Beached Whale Minute Loads 85 would be the first upload...

"I'm gonna spout! Are you ready?"

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Originally Posted by Phantom Limb

In light of All Casino Action creating an OnlyFans after some porn pics "leaked" (not really sold on that explanation, tbh), will Chrissy finally "cum clean" about his gay porn past and start one himself?

Beached Whale Minute Loads 85 would be the first upload...

"I'm gonna spout! Are you ready?"

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It is rather peculiar that all this drama with Slot Lady happens at the exact moment Chrissy goes quiet for 2 days straight!

And speak of the devil, Squirtstopher just released his big response to the $1000 Live Roulette Loss video with…


A $55 win, bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!



Won’t post the link here, but here’s a shot of Man Boobs Malone claiming to win $10,000 playing Baccy. At least he has the balls to film himself playing at the tables. Kyle is too much of a pussy to even try and instead shows us lame videos of $5 online bets, lol! What a fraud!



Won’t bother watching this horse shit, all yours ZD!!

As Rivers pointed out below, this is all a diversion tactic to hide his loss on the Rangers, DBacks and possibly Penguins(cuz Hurr hurr Crosby never loses two games in a row folks!)

So the video gets to the point at the 30 minute mark where Chrissy starts hyping his NEW, most bestest winningest Stragedy that not even his 12 Bozos in the group get. But YOU can get it by just paying $5000 and attend the master mind event folks, what a deal!!!

How pissed must those 12 idiots be right now? This midget moron literally pulls the same shit every 6 months and thinks nobody will remember? I swear if anyone pays him, they deserve to lose … again!!!

If nothing else just watch today’s nonsense from the 30 minute mark for a couple of minutes. Chrissy gold.

The long and hoser of it:

- He has a new roulette strategy (I think this mag may be his 40th)
- He of course hasn’t lost since he started using it
- He filmed a long video explaining what the strategy is and demonstrating it.
- The video was so revolutionary that STACY TOLD HIM NOT TO POST IT.
- The strategy he was playing in the video today was not the top secret one…just to be clear.

Me thinks Stacy looked at the video and told him that this was utterly full of shit even for him.

I love our pet Dumbshit.

I love how he sees himself as some kind of gambling guru/life coach (with his stolen stories and sayings)

but he is really just a cautionary tale against degenerate gambling and a life wasted on MLM boolshit.

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If nothing else just watch today’s nonsense from the 30 minute mark for a couple of minutes. Chrissy gold.

The long and hoser of it:

- He has a new roulette strategy (I think this mag may be his 40th)
- He of course hasn’t lost since he started using it
- He filmed a long video explaining what the strategy is and demonstrating it.
- The video was so revolutionary that STACY TOLD HIM NOT TO POST IT.
- The strategy he was playing in the video today was not the top secret one…just to be clear.

Me thinks Stacy looked at the video and told him that this was utterly full of shit even for him.

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Close Rivers, this one can be filed under the latest Masturbator Mind Swindling Scam of “Hurr hurr folks, I have my newest , most bestest, super duperest winning strategy everrrrr! But not even my 12 elite chums get access to it, I’m saving it for the super duper elite who pay me $5000 to attend my Masturbation event!?!?!”

Because he didn’t already promise that back in January for $2500 and those 7 idiots that showed up were all Millionaires from it? Ya know the strategy that he ONLY uses in Brick & Mortar Casino’s’s’s and got him thrown out of Rivers Des Plaines because it worked sooooo well Hurr hurr!?!?

Or perhaps it’s as good as his Birthday booty bash Stragedy that consisted of “Get one Win and Leave!” Lol!



Those current 12 suckers must feel Really special to be paying $399 and still be denied the super duper secret winning recipe! I mean look at all those winning baseball bets for the past 3 weeks folks! It’s documented derrrp!





More (Mastur)Bait & switch tactics from the midget Masturbator!

@PLimb, no date given or useful info other than a “handful” of people have supposedly signed up already. But just 4 weeks ago there were supposedly only “2 spots left”, so that would suggest the max capacity is 7 people???

Of course these are all complete lies and fear of loss tactics used by Little Kyle. So what we know is, it will definitely be in Vegas and he will pick you up personally like some sort of Dead Broke Uber driver begging for money! Much like he begged for money at his Birthday Booty bash and then lost the next year with Brandon!

It’s obvious he’s desperate for money and suckers due to The fact he is hyping up a new, fool proof Stragedy at this event like he did 5 times before with the game changer strategy, the big boy indoor Casino’s’s’s strategy and the get one win and leave brilliant one! Hahahaha!

you can watch todays episode of full of goat shit here.... i haven't watched it yet myself either.... you know another option you can do here is download right from this link, play it on your local video player at whatever times speed you want ( i like VLC player ) and then you can delete the video if you wish.... just some more options if you didn't realize.... https://files.catbox.moe/4b332a.mp4

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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar

you can watch todays episode of full of goat shit here.... i haven't watched it yet myself either.... you know another option you can do here is download right from this link, play it on your local video player at whatever times speed you want ( i like VLC player ) and then you can delete the video if you wish.... just some more options if you didn't realize.... https://files.catbox.moe/4b332a.mp4

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I'm surprised no one has mentioned that, low and behold, this latest pos video is NOT a live video that he saved on his site. It was released 3 hours ago, but is from Wednesday night.

Interesting this guy cannot actually make live videos where he wins. Actually, it is not really interesting --- it's basically what we've been saying all along.

This guy's comment has lasted for two hours and, well, it's the truth (except for the assinine conclusion):

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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar

you can watch todays episode of full of goat shit here.... i haven't watched it yet myself either.... you know another option you can do here is download right from this link, play it on your local video player at whatever times speed you want ( i like VLC player ) and then you can delete the video if you wish.... just some more options if you didn't realize.... https://files.catbox.moe/4b332a.mp4

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I'm surprised no one has mentioned that, low and behold, this latest pos video is NOT a live video that he saved on his site. It was released 3 hours ago, but is from Wednesday night.

Interesting this guy cannot actually make live videos where he wins. Actually, it is not really interesting --- it's basically what we've been saying all along.

This guy's comment has lasted for two hours and, well, it's the truth (except for the assinine conclusion):

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Hurr durr he doesn’t have the NEW Stragedy that will Guarantee wins every single Day, just like the Colt Dolt shows his Sports bets Every Single Day… except for the past 3 weeks! But you’re just a jealous, dead broke hater if you noticed that derrrrp!

I think the 3 video losses documented for $1000, $357 and $500 respectively, Prove to any idiot that this horse shit don’t work long term!

No matter how he tries to spin it, he was documented Losing over $1850 in 1 hour, that’s $44,568 a Day folks! You could have paid off Two Hyundai Sonata & Accent Car notes with that instead of having them repossessed Kyle! Wouldn’t Two Hyundai Accents & Sonatas change your life Chrissy? Then you wouldn’t need to beg your father in law to co sign for that Lexus annnnnnnd Vegas Condo lease! You wouldn’t need to Pawn that LoLEx for Spinny play money!



You wouldn’t need to pay for the Loan on that Chevy Tahoe with license plate DW 19324! You wouldn’t need to beg for $5000 and swindle people with your get rich quick scams every single day! Folks, what are you waiting for, you need a check up from the Neck up! You can go back to dropping your pants for Bryan Ockert and all the other sugar daddies that spurned you!

Squirtstopher live streaming Now!!!

https://www.youtube.com/live/1T_eGsw...Buj2B54G4ghdJC

He was down $600 at one point from his “massive” $1000 buy in! Lol!

He got lucky on a $250 bet and quit down $180! Hurr hurr that’s Negative $180 an hour folks! What kind of job costs you that folks???

The little Squirt claims he’s going to use his new super duper secret Stragedy OFF camera to get the money back, bahahahahahahahahaha! What a Loser, he can’t even bare to bet $180 to break even like a little Pussy!

Haha, this was Classic Chrissy stupidity crying about the Electronic Table game cheating and making him lose on purpose, hahahaha!

The little cocksucker would’ve cried after shitting himself had he lost his ONE big boy bet!



#ColtLife

And today's nonsense
"Roulette LIVE Chrissy plays european roulette for real money"

Thumbnail is Chrissy red hood, red cap, same outfit as roughly 2 days ago.
Thumbnail implies hes at a land based casino, but no, hes in his bunker playing online.
number of subscribers at time of viewing: 6.26k

Run time 42m32s

start balance is $600.91 which is more than the end of the last video, and is an amazingly round number like he deposited that exact amount

1m59 Chrissy is already covering most the board: $1 on end, 3rd dozens each, $1 on 1st and 3rd columns, $1 on High (obv he should have put it on either Red or Black but whatever, he's the expert

I'll skip most of the bets unless interesting
5m34 Chrissy is betting on 1st and 3rd column, 1st and 2nd dozen, Red and Low
so 3 numbers + green are not covered.
He really is desperate to hear the word winner today.

8m Chrissy has $75 worth of bets out (from a $600 starter roll) betting red and 2nd dozen/3rd dozen and it lands Black 8.

At least Chrissy isnt his maniac self for now.

9m 20 Chrissy is almost confused on what to bet on given he keeps making big bets and only partially getting money back.
Remember if you want to win hundreds of dollars from the comfort of your own home, you will have to bet thousands

12m New dealer comes in, Chrissy slows down a little.

13m10 Chrissy claims he also played American roulette at the real casinos and won every single session
impressive except we know he loves to bounce, and there is absolutely green zero evidence of this happening


14m48 Chrissy bets $21 on Red and loses so bets.....$30?
Guess both Martingale and Mitchellgale are for idiots and this is new new super secret strategy.

16m09 We know things are not well in Chrissyland, he gives a half hearted "winner winner beef stew for dinner"
So, $300 sushi meals are off the menu for awhile it'd seem.

17m40 Chrissy starts rambling he deosnt care if you dont believe him but hes created a new roulette strategy unlike anything before

18m12s Chrissy tells us he used the strategy to make $100 on this site last night: So whered the other money go..Stace fuck it away, Sports bets pending, or you know, Chrissy lying?

18m30 Amazing, The King of Small Sample Size tells us his new strategy won all sessions today.

18m50s Chrissy claims he is the most open minded person we'll ever meet
Lets not forget his views on "hurr hurr scamdemic hurr hurr" and people's choice to wear masks. Lets not forget his views on drugs and big breasted women.
The only good news is, he claims we arent likely to meet him.

19m05 Chrissy claims hes been making strategies for 5 years and hes never satisfied
Was that the same logic with his "hurr hurr designer steroids hurr hurr"
Given he has previously claimed 100% and 99% win strategies what is there left to create?

20m05 Chrissy rambles about having gone to so many casinos and had an Ephiphany
yeah he still isnt playing poker which is a beatable game except by Captain Tells-a-lot HURR HURR

22m50 Chrissy starts rambling about $100 for red cars and law of attraction.
Shame police cars arent picking him up for filming while driving.

25m Chrissy really is rambling "higher levels of conciousness" and claims he is making 6 figures a month.
Problem is, he's been making 6 figures for almost 2 years now if the whiteboard is to be believed and
He's still renting, still dressing like a muppet, only eating good due to resturant comps, driving an SUV and and and and and.

The literal only two changes in those two years are:
Fatter and NVB is finally verbal (but still called NVB).

26m55 Chrissy claims he has been playing roulette every single day for 2-3 years
Chrissy forgets the script where God told him to only focus on sports bets.

27m55 Chrissy claims he told Stace he has the most amazing roulette stategy ever but hes told her that many times before
and lets be honest, Stace doesnt give a fuck how Chrissy makes his money as long as it keeps flowing in and ideally he doesnt end up in prison or catching a beating

29m more bblah blah blah played new strategy it won blah blah blah

30m Chrissy threatens to release a 45 minute video he made last night about this new nonsense

31m Delusional Chrissy claims it would be the most watched, most viral video in his Youtube Career
Obv it was going to be confessing that him and Stace are swingers and she can get fucked by any guys who want to fuck her, and he has the same priviledge.
unfortunately Sarah and Victor stole Chrssy's idea, released it first and now Chrissy has to shelve it, but like totally, it was his idea first, hurr hurr


31m10 "Swear to God" Stace told him not to release it.

Imagine how absolutely batshit insane crazy terrible and idiocy the video would have to be if Stace told him no and he agreed

33m45 Chrissy repeated promises if he did show it everyone would love it
Chrissy is balls deep in idiot land today and is using this as a hurr hurr clever marketing strategy hurr hurr to get new chums in who dont know better
hurr hurr.

34m10 Chrissy claims hes only been plcing small bets as part of this strategy

35m30s And to the surprise of no one hur hurr the video would have gotten so big casinos would have found out and would change things so it wouldnt work
Part of me feels hes used that phrase before but whatever.

37m20 more Blah blah blah, chums wont get to know, only those who pay $5k to go to a mastermind event
Based on past peformance, Chrissy's new strategy will eventually hit a shitty run of luck, start losing and he'll never mention it again. Chums who go to the matermind event wont bother asking about it either

38m15s Chrissy claims the new strategy wins so often he rarely has to mitchellgale his bets

Guaranteed Chrissy has "discovered" this from August 30th 2018 but based on ideas since roulette came out
https://blog.betway.com/casino/roule...-table-system/

38m35 Chrissy again claims hes never noticed this until a week ago
this sounds like combinations of bets on the table, not streaks/trends or other nonsense
It could be wheel layout since thats his current hard-on.

39m Despite earleir claims his new video would go viral, Chrissy now tells us he gets nothing out of making thse videos.
Ironically, we pretty much get nothing out of them as well.

39m10 Chrissy rambles his channel is eligible to get ads run and he could make money

39m30 Chrissy claims he doesnt because he deosnt want youtube to think they own him because they would be paying him
O Chrissy, they own you over and over and over again.
Remember when Chrissy was going to go to Rumble...................

He could always ake the Youtube money and donate it, like he claimed he used to do.

40m Chrissy tells us he created the phrase "The trend is your friend"

Of course, Chrissy started gambling approximately 2019: The fact it was in use in 2016 means NOTHING

https://www.cnbc.com/advertorial/201...ng-trends.html

And we know it was in use before then.

Either Chrissy is a time traveller or an idiot.
No matter how open your mind is, you have to conclude he is an idiot.

41m40s Chrissy math strikes again: $655 balance hurr hurr I made $55 in this session. Actually more when you think of the hole I was in
There you have it folks, to make $250 profit a day, just lose $200, win $250, have $50 profit, and call it $250.

41m55 Chrissy reminds us he doesnt get emotional or freakout: forgetting his laughing like an idiot and cursing in just the last week alone

This is rubbish that is easily avoidable.

@Phantom Limb: The only thing he has "documented" lately is that he is a confirmed loser who is down pretty big.

No dates given.
He has suggested he's done the BFE for $10k with the woman since he hasnt mentioned that in a week or 2 but it seems unlikely that was real to begin with.

Based on today's nonsense it seems he isnt getting any interesting in mastermind events, probably because he has very little to offer and all his sports bets that "should be winners" are in the chums club.
If you are making profit from those without needing to play spinny or baaacky then why would you bother with table games, as God intended?