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Cleveland Indians team total over 1½ -133 for 1st 5 Innings
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It really does seem like Lydia is going to get a medal. If Nelly wasn’t unconscious yesterday and Lydia didn’t miss some short putts this could have been a ballgame at least. But I am beating myself up for not betting her to medal at +550. Hope she does and some people did make that bet.
Also think this will be easier for the powers to be to make this a 54 hole event if Nelly has a 5 or so stroke lead.
Bodies are falling everywhere. Just want you to know it was Druff who’s crossed you, not me. I just wanted 2 runs. I knew you wouldn’t mind. I fucked up.
Nice 3 day run. You opening up shop again?
I listened to some of the Sawks. Dennis Eckersley was delivering the Red Sox eulogy right from the Red Sox broadcasting booth. He is quite simply the most accurate and truthful color guy in sports. An American institution. Fuck you David Price.
What I remember most was, “if Perez stinks the Red Sox have no hope.”
Terrible day. Betanysports tilted me a little. They suck. I partnered with a Vietnamese sportsbook. What am I doing with my life?
If Korda gets hit by a bolt of lightning or gets in a fight with a Samurai we are probably the favorites.
LOL for sure we would be. Looking at the forecast we might not even give Nelly a chance to shit the bed. Looks 50/50. I see 50% chance of scattered thunderstorms for all the way in to tommorow.
We might just see a sudden death for Bronze. I know they had to coordinate with the tours but they should of got the course ready quicker after the men played. The should of just took a day. Really butchered it. This just sucks because not going to cash for shit and I’m sure Lydia will be shitty odds going forward.
They also should just let JT pick up his fucking 8 foot putts and mark it two. Save the aggravation. It will be on the lip fo sure so why not.
Starting soon:
Tampa Bay (Yarbrough) at Baltimore (Means) - Over 10 -105
Starting in about an hour:
St. Louis (Wainwright) vs Kansas City (Minor) - Under 8 -115
Minnesota (Ober) +178 at Houston (Greinke)
Any good golf on tonight?
Brother I thought you may have heard something in the sauna
“steroid” Nelson Cruz just hit a 3 run dinger to tie it up in Baltimore
Some sort of incident in Toronto, what happened? Last I saw Sox were up now they are getting crushed. Falling apart, good for the Jays they are a force
Brother I had this one locked up fairly ealry when the game went 5-5. Now it's 10-5, so that's overkill.
Two close ones though. Minnesota came back from 3-0 down to be tied 3-3. Stands there in the 8th.
4-2 in the KC/StL game. Just need to get through the top of the 9th with no more than one more run, and it's done.
That Minnesota one was a sweat, and it took until the 11th (they scored in the 10th, but gave a run back up). However, they won 5-4, stranding runners on 1st and 3rd.
The only good thing about this extra innings crap is that it benefits dog bettors like me, as it makes the dog a little bit more likely to win (compared to without the rule) once it gets there.
3-0 day.
Been pretty solid with MLB since I returned post All-Star break, though my betting was on the lighter side while I was on vacation in the 2nd half of July.
Flying out of Logan back to Florida…. Just checked the woman’s Olympics.
Be interested to hear the runout on this one Jeff. Fucking close
Watching women's water polo now. They are all wearing thongs, but you can't see anything when they are in the water and I feel like the cameras are intentionally making sure we dont see anything when they aren't. Caught a glimpse of one of the Americans asses and was actually a nice shape.
Oh yeah, the US is winning too.
Slept it off to see JT bet is swimming with the fishes. He just 3 putt from 3 feet. I think Rory and him need to stop worrying about voting against green books and focus on their games. Anyways I digress.
There was a lot of twists and turns where Lydia looked to be poised to overtake. The whole round was just a stomach churner. If I had to say the biggest dick in the ass was the Par 5 8th. Nelly just had a chip come back to her twice and she made a double on the Par 3 7th.
The nerves were getting to her and Lydia had pulled even with her at 15 under. Nelly pulled her tee shot on 8 and had a poor wedge shot for her third and Lydia hit her third dead. It looked like Lydia would tap in for the lead. Nelly hit her 25 footer. That to me was the key. That putt settled her nerves and she was not over taken. She went to the 9th tied with Lydia instead of one back. Then she made a few more birdies after that.
Later I am three back and starting to accept that it all got fucked there but Nelly stalled out again later in the round. Lydia missed a short putt on 16 for par that was the difference.
Nelly was 15 under in this tournament after 35 holes. She played the final 37 in just 2 under. She should of been caught and passed.
Anyways, I may bet something after the rounds today. Slept it off. I know I’m close and I’ll just keep plugging away. But last night took a few more months off my life expectancy for sure.
Starting at 4:15pm PT:
Kansas City (Keller) at St. Louis (Kim) - Over 8.5 -115
gotta take +310.....this is baseball..not chess.
LA Angels 08/07/2021 (06:10 PM) (Pending)
Money Line +310 for the Game J. Barria(action) J. Urias(action)
Derrick Lewis +280
Kenney -120
Aldo -120
100% you should be looking for reasons to avoid Chalk and make most of your bets on dogs.... a 50-50 bettor even less can still win at years end... ahem ahem...
look at it this way lay -350....lose...now you must WIN 4 games to get ahead..... never lay the -350 in MLB....IMO>.. ; 0/
I am a degenerate sports bettor. I know how moneylines work, I just don’t know baseball betting all the well. But yeah, it looks like my baseball lines suck big time. Looks like laying down serious implied vig.
I told my bookie I wanted nfl, cfb and nba spreads and totals -105, and I got that, so probably not leaving anytime soon though.
The scoop on the MLB now is legit favorite ML’s post trade deadline are 50-75 points above fair value.
The truth about big dogs is you need to be doing volume to reap the reward. Right? Right. You can’t be the occasional recreational punter and beat the variance reliably.
Nothing wrong with thinking about team totals as an expression of your love if you like the favorite or have thoughts about the game
I run my units how I run my units
On the road so I will add this to the tally later
WGC- Cam Smith $500 +400
Euro Tarrio +400/WGC Cam Smith $100 parlay +2400
English is the guy to beat and looks like a cool customer. Fatigue is a concern. But at 4-1 Cam seems like a good play only 2 back. Some places have him +350. MGM has him +400 so it can be found.
I did like Tarrio but not to bet big on him. Think one of the Scotsman will prob win. Rationale is in case I'm right I double my sweat on Cam. Think it's worth 100 bucks.
If you are betting small, a straight bet on Tarrio would be advised
Refer to above post…just to make it clear I would never past post. Safe to make JT bed shit a loss at this point
Bets for August 2 -Aug 8 (Week 2)
Settled
Lydia Ko Women’s Olympic $1000 at +1800 (Loser) fuck
JT $1000 (Loser) money on fire total bed shit.
New Today
WGC Cam Smith $500 at +400
Euro Tarrio +400/ WGC Cam Smith +400 Parlay $100 at +2400
Start $50,000 Remaining $46,000 Current Week -$2,000 Last Week -$1,400
I have a legit soft spot in my heart for SW Kim. That said I can’t wait to see the replay….
I hope everyone is ready for the annual “bet it all on Web at the Wyndham” week
Fuck, I am running late
Sports weather porn Daly. ABC Sunday Night game.
It’s 2:45 in the East.
There are thousands of dollars at stake.
Time to pull the plug on the broadcast.