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great point, and it would be a shame if he couldn't do any action at Rampart Casino too....Quote:
BedWetterBettor: Is the account # the same as his Player Card #??? If so, perhaps Red Rock could be warned about scams and CTR forms not being filed for nefarious purposes!
https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/at...1&d=1695610146
bumping my new video to this page....
and i think i nailed the very very ending again... literally the last 2 seconds, so make sure to watch till the video ends....
Mark Cuban explains why CM is a scammer.... NOT CLICKBAIT....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY211R-POJw
Since this is the most popping thread at this forum for multiple years now, I’ll ask this unrelated question. Is Dan Druff posting his football picks this year at this forum anywhere. I remember his record against the spread was very stellar ?
@Tariq Reed: I remember when CM kept telling us how he could go to the casino with $10K and double his money in 15 minutes. Now it takes him $30K and 3 hours to make $12.5K. Seems like he's going backwards with his making money ability.
Hurr hurr, he just learnt not to be so greedy, hurr hurr.
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Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk
Pretty sure he posts his picks at the other site he uses for Vegas Gambling.
He has mentioned in this thread a week or 2 ago how his results were looking and where to find the results.
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Originally Posted by zealanddonkQuote:
Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk
Pretty sure he posts his picks at the other site he uses for Vegas Gambling.
He has mentioned in this thread a week or 2 ago how his results were looking and where to find the results.
Thanks I’ll scroll back & look for it.
Chrissy getting some attention from one of the honest guys on Twitter X with a good following.
wow, the Zach video has 3.3k views.... a few weeks ago it was like 1.2k.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGkgNafdJ1c
52 minutes??? All yours ZD. I can’t watch him for that long.
I’ll pass on reviewing this one too! But I will leave you with some screen caps to get you started!Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRivers
todays goatshit, haven't watched it yet but will probably do so in 15 min. chunks..... don't give the views and watch time if you can help it....
view it here in chunks and at your leisure https://files.catbox.moe/cqq02h.mp4
I'll review it in a coupla hours (busy with my j.o.b hurr hurr).
Please do not get his channel shutdown for at least a week if I'm going to watch 52 minutes of his nonsense.
Also, thanks to BWB for some screenshots, we can see pictures on the floor, despite him wording things the other day he's been there fore 2 months.
Also, that bunker looks smaller than the closet where NVB was sleeping when they were in Chicago.
Here's what I heard straight from the mouth of the GOAT in this video...Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
Christopher Mitchell:
"I started making YouTube videos for you guys, FOR FREE!"
also Christopher Mitchell...
"Anything that's free is absolutely fucking worthless folks!"
hmmm... let that sink in
Given the size *hurr hurr* I'm going to write it up offline, copy and paste it into a post, and then have a much briefer post as well.
Many lies detected in the storage locker video
Having been to the Horseshoe Southern Indiana riverboat (it didn't become Caesars again until December of 2019 when it moved to land) in the timeframe of the Skank in the Toilet story, I can confirm that his version is a complete lie. Also, I still can't see how this "inflection point" story (any version) makes him seem like anything but an occasionally lucky idiot.
Tariq Reed: Were the toilets right next to the baccarat table? CM says that after he placed his bet, Stacy had time to go all the way to the restroom before the dealer passed out all of the cards. Also that she could hear him from inside the restroom?
The High Limit (where $25 Baccky would have been) was on the top deck of the riverboat and there were bathrooms at either end of the deck. However, the closest bathroom to the table games was inside the high limit lounge which had an additional wall. So, Skank would have likely gone to the opposite end of the riverboat. Maybe he ran around the ENTIRE DECK screaming but this would be the first time that was part of the story. He just can't help but embellish (bottle of wine vs glass of wine, etc). How big were his losses when he told the story on his channel two terminations ago?
Disclaimer: I have only played Baccky once at the Hustler Casino in Los Angeles but this info is based on a few trips to Horseshoe/Caesars Southern Indiana over the years where I played $25/hand Blaccky (I'm an IDIOT who was playing basic strategy instead of the genius No Bust Chrissy Style) which was always on top deck next to the exclusive lounge I mentioned. First time in around 2009 and most recently just before the casino went on land in 2019.
“How to become a professional gambler, what it really takes”
4.71k subscribers at time of viewing
1.3k VIEWS within 3 hours of it going up.
Yeah nothing suspicious about that at all.
Thumbnail is Chrissy in his ELMO red hoody cosplay.
53m24s of likely nonsense, the longest video in quite some time.
Traditionally long videos would be Chrissy playing online and rinsing off most of his stack and making an epic “comeback”.
0m 1s Opening scene, 2 “halo lights” and camera, chair and the like.
Chrissy is showing us his mancave (hurr hurr) where he films this nonsense.
It is tiny.
Chrissy changes scene to show us cash and his “Im Goat” license plate.
Claims its yesterday’s profit.
Shows us 4 sports betting tickets still to claim:
$2100 on Dodgers at -210 timestamp Sept 27, 11:58:04
$909 at +110 Yankees 11:55:05
$1410 at -141 Rangers 11:56:27
$1300 at -130 on Brewers 11:55:27
So all 4 bets at the same time, and less than $6000 action despite his big boy betting claims
1m20 Chrissy threatens to share his life story with us yet again. He also says then he’ll start rambling so he doesn’t know how long this nonsense will be.
2m04s After being a tease last time, Chrissy runs money through the toy money counter that goes BRRRR
I suspect this will be the highlight today.
2m24 Chrissy shows us $7400 in Baaaaacky profit from yesterday, plus his pending $4k sports bets profit.
2m50 and here we go with the Sainted mother story: Opens with like a lot of you, my parents were opposites
His parents were white, he’s white, yeah not opposites.
3m50 Chrissy claims at age 7 he told his mother he’d get rich and take care of her. She cried because she already knew Chrissy was an idiot.
4m10s Chrissy claims he knew his mother was poor, and instead of being outside playing with kids, he was in his room brainstorming
4m30 Chrissy the idiot probably knows he wont get a Noble Prize for Maths, but he can get one fo Medicine Hurr hurr Cancer is Stress hurr hurr
5m Chrissy claims his father would beat him nearly every day
While it is possible the school wouldn’t notice 30 years ago, it is somewhat unlikely the wrestling coaches wouldn’t have noticed.
If only Chissy had medical records, eye witness evidence or any documentation at all to back up his claims against his father.
5m25 Chrissy claims his arse was beat for no reason.
Chrissy has repeatedly claimed in the past to having bitched and moaned about wanting every shiny toy he saw and every experience he could have.
While child abuse and gay bashing are wrong, ol Chrissy probably needs to reflect back on his life in this case.
5m35s Chrissy claims he put his father in the hospital and states that’s the God’s honest truth
When else do we hear him utter that phrase?
6m Chrissy claims “lets skip forward” after claiming he was kicked out at 15.
6m40 balls deep into nonsense now
Claims he slept in his car after moving to California
Started a personal training business at 18
Competed in body building contests
Joined 10 network marketing companies
Really? Did 9 tell him to fuck off?
Could he not sell their products?
Did customers see through him and knew he was dubious?
Claims he set up a clothes company
Claims he moved 100 times
7m30 Claims there were times when he was this close to killing himself
didn’t he comment about that the other day in a completely opposite way?
8m15s Claims he was mentored by millionaires
Remember all the times he cried he had never been mentored?
9m30 Blah blah blah staying at the Rio in Vegas
10m0s Chrissy confirms is and always has been a self centred ass clown, he was tapping people on the shoulder and pushing his way through to see what was happening at the craps table
Imagine how different his life would be if someone had just said “fuck off shorty”.
11m20 this needs a double check but he said the story started in Florida but he was flying back to Ohio
12m30 Chrissy claims the thrill and rush of fast cash got him addicted to gambling
Now kids, remember, he gambles every day but he isn’t addicted, just a dick.
13m25 Chrissy now tells us he only had a little taste of success in network marketing but wasn’t quite there yet
Remember other versions where it was a super successful high value company he was selling, he was the best of the best top of his game, blah blah blah
14m20 Chrissy claims he liked Blaaaacky more than he liked craps.
15m20 Chrissy now states everything in casinos are based on numbers so he should be able to win
16m11 “We stopped paying our rent and got evicted”
16m16 “We had 2 cards, both paid off, no car payments, sold both of those”
This is the point where Stace should have left him, how was she supposed to get to work?
Assumedly Daddy Forster loaned them 2 cars so she could get to work and Chrissy could drive to other casinos.
16m30 Chrissy brushes off people saying he was a homeless degenerate gambler
18m50 Chrissy now tells us Baaacky is like a coin flip. Chrissy doesn’t reealise he has just told us he cant win at complex casino games with multiple decisions like Craps and Blaaaaacky, he can only win if he gambles on coin flips
20m 40s Chrissy claims a) he’d be studying every day and paying his dues and b ) he learnt baaaacky that day and was going to win
Hurr hurr, let that sink in.
If Stace believed this she is dumber than he is.
21m08 So the story is now 1 day after learning aboutBaaaacky Chrissy became a superstar at coin flipping.
22m10 Chrissy repeats he just discovered Baaacky and wanted to show her how easy it was
Because clearly the casino is going to offer a loss leader like that and after studying it for 1 day Chrissy’s going to get rich. From guessing the outcome of a coin flip. Because he cant count cards.
22m15 Chrissy now gives us his cocksucker laugh and claims” “hurr hurr that’s what I thought”.
22m24 Chrissy acknowledges hurr hurr banker pays 5% commission so I’ll just bet player hurr hurr.
23m50 Chrissy starts rambling that people don’t like being open and honest because you want people to believe your life is way better than it actually is. That’s right, The king of wishful thinking told the truth for once
24m20 Chrissy keeps rambling you cant pay off half a million dollars in debt from working a job, its impossible.
Many people in New Zealand own homes that are worth more than half a million dollars, with half a million dollar mortgages and pay them off.
Chrissy is a lazy idiot.
Chrissy has also never owned a home as far as we know.
24m55 Chrissy almost breaks his arm patting himself on the back: Baaacky was almost all Asians until this white guy took over
What a clown.
25m05 “Asians are betting on Banker and I thought man these Asians are stupid”
Chrissy is animated and excited telling us in very racist terms that people richer and smarter than him were stupid.
This is a theme in Chrissy’s videos because Chrissy is a lazy idiot.
25m30 Chrissy tells us his genius winning strategy “Bet on player and martingale when you lose” he even says “is that fucking genius or what?”
No.
Again Chrissy is animated and excited telling us this part of the story, which paints him as an idiot.
26m 42 Chrissy tells a complete lie that they had found a place that gave them a cash advance the day before, that was his bankroll.
The most recent version of this nonsense origin story is he sold his business, got $4500 or whatever, opened a bankaccount with $500 and went to the casino with $500 or whatever it was.
He cant even remember lies he told a month ago
27m35 Chrissy claims his stack is growing, and Stacey is watching.
Then suddenly “where I’ve got enough for one bet left”
Chrissy claims Stace asked him what he was going to do:
Pretty sure all previous versions are she was already in the shitter by this point.
Chrissy clarifies he pushed all in then she went to the shitter.
28m16 “God’s honest truth”
28m20 Chrissy claims he was praying but God does not have any control over according to Chrissy.
29m26 Chrissy claims player had “2”
30m 24 Chrissy is rambling how he felt like the biggest fucking loser despite the cards coming out quickly, blah blah blah.
31m Chrissy really knows how to tell a story, doesn’t tell us what banker has, just tells us player pulls a 3rd card and won.
31m10 Chrissy claims hes doing his best to fight back tears because that’s the day he’ll never forget, despite changing the story on how he got the money to gamble
31m40 Chrissy claims if didn’t win the bet, we wouldn’t be watching this (don’t tease us) and he’d be in Ohio driving for uber blah blah blah.
Keep in mind he’d already mentioned in this video he had considered noosing himself, so who’s to say he’d still be here?
31m50 new detail: Chrissy claims he started running around the casino screaming at the top of his lungs
New detail, but consistent theme: self centred ass clown.
31m56 Gives another “God as my witness, that exactly what happened”
32m05 Chrissy now claims he told Stace “ we fucking won, we fucking won” after she came out of the shitter.
32m10 Claims he made $800 in 30 minutes.
This is different from other versions.
32m47 Again, Chrissy first claims he was down to 1 last bet to win back everything he lost, and now he claims he coloured up and left after winning the hand, making $800.
This only makes sense if he started with $800 and won $800, but to do that he would have needed to go allin with………$800.
O Chrissy, you are better at math than all of us.
Or lying.
33m39 Chrissy claims Stace was pissed he had given up on a Million dollar network marketing business he built for 10 years
Well, which is it, a million dollar business, or a business that was starting to be successful (around the 9 minute mark)
Forget not remembering the origin story from a month ago, he cant remember something he said 20 minutes ago.
34m20 Chrissy ramnbles that Stace had to drive in rush hour traffic both ways: but she as working 12-16 hr shifts.
Unless theres rush hour at midnight, Chrissy again is confused, lying or in fantasy land.
35m52 Chrissy claims next 30 days he made $50k playing Baaaacky
36m30 Chrissy wants us to believe he was making $600k a year from Baaaacky and then decides to pick up Spinny and Sports betting.
Chrissy also forgets to mention he lose the $50k in 1 day because ya know at least one of the parts of the story is a complete lie
36m35 after ragging on college educated people, Chrissy claims he is a student
No, he is a lazy idiot.
37 Chrissy claims anyone who follows his tips rules and strategy are guaranteed success.
38m Chrissy brings up his sainted mother again. He is extremely desperate for new chums who will believe his emotional lies instead of questioning anything
38m40 Chrissy claims his father is in hos 70s, miserable as hell and Chrissy has no relationship with him
that’s one reason for Chrissy’s father to be very happy.
Also, the bible mentions Honour thy Father and thy Mother, but Chrissy doesn’t have to
39m40 Chrissy claims he decided to start a Youtube channel to share what he knows with others.
Yet for a gambling channel, there is no gambling and for an educational channel, he has no foundation in adult education techniques.
40m15 Chrissy claims he made the videos for free, for us.
42m10 Chrissy starts rambling he was a high roller when he got comped a night at a casino.
42m50 Chrissy claims he occasionally loses and its always his fault
43m24 Chrissy claims to play with Billionaires at the Baaacky table
Assumedly because no one with a billion dollars is going to play American roulette when European roulette is better.
43m50 Chrissy claims thousands of people have met him, shook his hand and claim they watch his videos
Chrissy is highly delusional.
44m Chrissy claims hundreds of thousands of people have watched his videos all of the world.
Well, lets just add up all the views across his 44 videos.
Lets save time and assume 50 videos, 2k videos, 100k max.
And we know that’s upper end and we know Chrissy is lying again.
45m 50 Chrissy is getting hella desperate for new chums.
Hurr hurr, $400 a month, hurr hurr, imagine you had a day like yesterday, you’d have enough to pay for a whole year.
Except: You need $6k to start, Plus $400 for membership plus Chrissy said minutes earlier he has losing days.
46m Chrissy starts negging the viewers.
48m Chrissy claims he argued with someone about offering a discount and claims he doesn’t need the money hurr hurr.
48m15 Chrissy repeatedly tells us hes at the casino every day. He now claims he’d be sacrificing a day of his life for 10k for a BFE. Chrissy all you are doing is being less of a cocksucker for a few hours. You can do that buddy, I’m sure
48m42 Chrissy now rambles broke people want something for free.
49 Chrissy claims the best things in life are fucking expensive (hurr hurr).
49m50 Poor people, they don’t want to invest their money they want everything for free they watch videos on youtube where a guy’s holding up a cardboard box saying free hugs free hugs
Chrissy is very animated and very idiotic looking at this point.
He claims free hugs isn’t going to pay your bills.
Chrissy is the child who needed a hug from his dead sainted mother, didn’t get it, and begrudges everyone who does
50m26 Nothing in life that’s free is worth anything. Anything that is free is fucking worthless. Remember 6 minutes ago Chrissy said he made youtube videos for free. Chrissy doesn’t.
50m38 Chrissy now starts rambling about Craigslist
I cant see this ending well.
51m 25 is whining that Craigslist had a section called Free. He saw an ad for Free car.
Clicked on it, and it was free car parts and this was false advertising, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He seems to have forgotten the friendly doctor who gave him a free car.
Chrissy also forgets this shows his massive sense of entitlement and is a terrible story.
Remember, the person advertising the car is the asshole, not greedy Chrissy.
He continues with “You lied to me, you got my hopes up”
This is probably the most ironic statement he has ever made:
How does he think BDuds, Zachy and countless other former chums feel?
Well, fuck their feelings, only Chrissy’s feeling matter.
51m38 Chrissy repeats anything that is free is fucking worthless: Just like his free Youtube videos
51m50 Chrissy forgot to mention LOLexs when he ranted about expensive brands.
Chrissy is dressed in a cheap hoody to cosplay Elmo, but remember, expensive good, cheap bad, fuck free.
52m15 Chrissy claims he doesn’t need to do mastermind events but he does it to help people
Yeah, he’s not moaning about being on the hook $50k to Chicago in this video but he has been previously.
52m40 Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nobody helped me, Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Except the guy who taught him Baaaacky after he spent 7 months fucking away his money on complex casino games
Summary:
Chrissy does a lot of over acting, changes key elements of his origin story and the Stacey in the shitter story goes on a rant about free is bad.
Finally, Chrissy tells us a story about how his poor fi-fis got hurt because he expected a free car from Craigslist and didnt get it.
He was so upset he was lied to and someone got his hopes up. He forgets all the times he lied to BDubs, Zachy and a host of other chums
So, the best use of this is to get the "Stace in the shitter" story and put it in a video with his other versions.
==edit==
Chrissy replis to a comment and claims this nonsense is EXTREMELY Stressful
Keep in mind he told us he sainted mother died from stress!
@ Tariq Reed: You clearly didn't watch this at 2X. Great details! And yes, lots of contradictions with previous versions of events.
Yeah, I do have closed captions on, and do pause if its "important".
Rarely I'll rewind a little.
Fortunately most times its "And Chrissy rambles about...."
I was waiting for CM to tell us how he eventually came to realize that betting Banker with 5% commission wasn't stupid, but he never does.Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
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26m 42 Chrissy tells a complete lie that they had found a place that gave them a cash advance the day before, that was his bankroll.
32m10 Claims he made $800 in 30 minutes.
This is different from other versions.
32m47 Again, Chrissy first claims he was down to 1 last bet to win back everything he lost, and now he claims he coloured up and left after winning the hand, making $800.
This only makes sense if he started with $800 and won $800, but to do that he would have needed to go allin with………$800.
O Chrissy, you are better at math than all of us.
Or lying.
This is the first part of the video where I had to stop and listen closely...
CM says that he was going to play at a $25 table and his plan was to martingale losses from $25 to $50 to $100 to $200 to $400 and finally to $800.
Well, in order to do that, the cash advance he claims he got had to be $1,575, enough to cover that full sequence.
He then says he was winning $25 at a time and then started losing, and had to finally push all his remaining chips in and that winning that final bet made him $800.
Well, if he made $800 on the bet, then he must have wagered $800 and he ended up with a total of $1,600 which would be enough to pay off the $1,575 cash advance and give him a tiny profit of $25 (assuming the cash advance place was a non-profit charity and didn't charge fees).
So apparently Stacy thinks that walking into a casino with $1,575 and leaving 30 minutes later with $1,600 means that you're on your way to becoming a millionaire professional gambler.
If CM actually knew first grade math, he could figure out that if he could "sacrifice" every day of the year away from his family for $10K for the BFE, that would total $3,650,000, an amount that he has never, ever come close to making..Quote:
48m15 [b] Chrissy repeatedly tells us hes at the casino every day. He now claims he’d be sacrificing a day of his life for 10k for a BFE. Chrissy all you are doing is being less of a cocksucker for a few hours. You can do that buddy, I’m sure