Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

Folks, in case you’re wondering the the status of Former Elite Chum and Mastermind Attendee Mike Miltimore, You will be happy to know he now is the living that Colt Goat life and has upgraded from sewer water to well water, hahaha!



Thanks to PV, I got to watch some of his million dollar ideas he learned at the very first Masturbator Mind Meeting with Shit for Brains Sam and Brown Nose Brandon!

You can see them here and join his 13 elite subscribers to witness his journey from trailer park trash to slightly less of a Meth Head!

https://youtu.be/BsdjnPVgeZU?si=HnCK46cWw2wFc9ar


Lol, he also does click bait videos for a website that tracks serial numbers on 1 dollar bills. Wonder if these were part of the 999 stack that little Kyle used to try and look like he had 100k???

Zeal mentioned: 6m30 after claiming people cant do math, Chrissy claims the 5 credits profit he has [1005 total credits] is $5, despite putting in $500 to get 1000 credits and despite it sayins 50c credits
So 3x3 = 10 and 5x 0.5 is 5.

This might be one of the best, possibly the BEST, videos to show the idiocy that is Christopher Mitchell. What I saw during this video…let me know if you agree.

1.) He continues to call the electronic roulette a “slot machine”. I’ve always heard the video poker, video craps/roulette/BJ are all formatted and controlled differently than an actual line’em up, three ‘7s’, double diamond type of slot machine. Maybe I’m wrong here, so I’ll give the benefit of the doubt to Chrissy…but not really.

2.) He’s noticeably more and more uncomfortable as he continues to lose bet after bet, all while trying to think up sophisticated answers (EXCUSES) as to why he’s losing. He starts rambling about how this is just for our entertainment and enjoyment. He doesn’t care about the money. Dumb asses in the comments saying dumb shit, and he starts barking that this doesn’t matter to him…excuse, excuse, excuse. Whereas we all know had he won even a few bucks, he’d be peacocking that chest boasting about how magical he is. This was killing him that he couldn’t boast about winning while actually doing his first EVER truly LIVE video. That smile of his is pained on him.

3.) He kept referring to his bet being in dollars, despite it showing he’s playing at a $.50 denomination. So when he’d started putting up 200, 350, and 400 credits per bet, he was referring to it as being a $350 bet, or a $400 bet, despite him only putting $500 in the machine to begin with. That $500 equates to 1000 credits. That 1000 credits that he had never went over 1005. And here he is, with his genius math skills, claiming to be betting $400 per spin. Zeal referenced this is the paragraph above. Chris, you fuckin’ moron!!!!

This type of video needs to be shared with his clown car group to show just how ridiculously stupid this pig is.

BWB owes Chrissy a big apology!

Chrissy showed 2 winning spots tickets on FB roughly 30 minutes ago [3:15pm monday NZT time]
Chrissy was betting at -290 which is like an almost total lock isnt it?
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Checked a conversion site, it'd be $1.33 which is still a strong favourite.
$1.02 or less would be a total lock
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Chrissy also shows a massive amount of Sushi, and despite mentioning Stace in his post, guaranteed he's shovelling that himself.
He also stands in front of a slot machine with a $2180 win, but until there is video, there s no clear evidence its even his win.

Some mention of Baaacky but oddly no Spinnny mentions.


And thanks to 1dllarboxcar for grabbing Chrissy's fb pix below.
For fans of Chapelle's show Chrissy looks "bombed out and depleted"

new Fakebook post....

just did a google search on Rampart Casino.... i guess its in Summerlin.... i never heard of it.....

edit: i didn't save the sushi pic, but if you want to view it, here it is....

https://scontent-ord5-2.xx.fbcdn.net...uw&oe=6516B7EA

The fact that he made two bets on that Braves game tells you he was chasing the many losses he likely had earlier in the day…including game one of the doubleheader, in which the Braves lost. Notice how the two tickets were bet 26 minutes apart with the second ticket being bought literally two minutes prior to that game beginning at 3:35 Pacific Time. Not sure if he had hit some sort of betting limit at Red Rock. But we know he spent a good portion of the day there including when he made that joke of a live stream. So at 3:07 Pacific (after teams like the Astros, Braves, Angels, and Raoys had already lost) he likely went into panic mode. So he placed 11K on the Braves at Red Rock…then ran out to his car and drove to Rampart (it’s maybe about 10 or so minutes away)…and got to the window with two minutes to spare and got that second 5K bet down. He wouldn’t have done this if he was up a lot of money from the weekend like he’s claimed.

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Originally Posted by TheRivers

the second ticket being bought literally two minutes prior to that game beginning at 3:35 Pacific Time.

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He went for his daily run and remembered he had another bet to place.

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Originally Posted by TheRivers

The fact that he made two bets on that Braves game tells you he was chasing the many losses he likely had earlier in the day…including game one of the doubleheader, in which the Braves lost. Notice how the two tickets were bet 26 minutes apart with the second ticket being bought literally two minutes prior to that game beginning at 3:35 Pacific Time. Not sure if he had hit some sort of betting limit at Red Rock. But we know he spent a good portion of the day there including when he made that joke of a live stream. So at 3:07 Pacific (after teams like the Astros, Braves, Angels, and Raoys had already lost) he likely went into panic mode. So he placed 11K on the Braves at Red Rock…then ran out to his car and drove to Rampart (it’s maybe about 10 or so minutes away)…and got to the window with two minutes to spare and got that second 5K bet down. He wouldn’t have done this if he was up a lot of money from the weekend like he’s claimed.

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Yeah, I agree that Chrissy was 100% on tilt and chasing whatever he lost today/this week. We can say with certainty, it was not his first bet of the day.

Also, I think there is a high probability that this degenerate put EVERYTHING he had on his bet of $11,363. Who would bet this odd amount unless they were on tilt? It's not like he was trying to make it an "even" payout amount if he had won.

The bet he put in for $5,000 almost 30 minutes later, I think it's likely another bet had cleared, and he now had $5k available to use.

Like Druff said the other day, I absolutely love seeing him doing this. It shows he has absolutely no control. -290? Who does that?

I really think if he had lost this game he would have been out of money. I truly believe Chrissy frequently has his entire "Bankroll" in play on a single game. His risk of Ruin is through the rough.

Mr. Buffoon thinks he is so cool hitting a -290 favorite. I can't even imagine how much this buffoon has got hammered recently, for him to not show any tickets up until now.



As you can see the implied odds are 74.36% for a -290. The actual odds or "True" odds of winning are slightly less than this as the bookie has to make money (Which they definitely do make a killing off Chrissy).

This retard is literally showing a ticket in which he has to win 3 OUT OF 4 times, just to BREAK EVEN!

Just imagine how many times this Degenerative, No Eyebrowed Squirting Buffoon has lost at a -290 money line! We obviously don't hear a word about it since he learned his lesson showing his bets prior to games.

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TheRivers: Good point on perhaps him getting 5K back from something else. But why the change of casinos? He was clearly at Red Rock all day but the. Ran to Rampaet for the second bet.

Maybe he had to cash his ticket at Rampart?
Also, the money line payout was slightly better at -280 vs. -290. The lines may or may have not have moved simultaneous at both books. Chrissy doesn't seem like the type that understands the importance of "line shopping". The guy literally thinks the more green spots on the Roulette wheel the better it is.
-290 vs -280 on $5000 is about a $60 difference. Not much to a DEGEN like Chrissy, but significant to a professional gambler.

Roulette live stream deleted. Surprised it stayed up there as long as it did.

Keep hammering him. The latest vid that just dropped is him ranting about how much it bothers him because we point out how fake everything about him is.

On the very rare occasion he actually makes money gambling, he is as delighted as Gollum on the edge of the abyss at Mt. Doom.

Looks like him, too.

Yea, this is quite entertaining to watch the Midget Masturbator go off the rails for a “win” of 1:3 or 30% payout on his original bet. Hahahaha!

Imagine Little Kyle showing up to Colt studios and wanking off for 1/3 the promised amount that the other studs like Bryan Ockert get? Oh wait, he did that for Chaos Men when he beat his tiny meat for $200 and Ockert made Thousands and Thowwwwsands off the DVD sales! Lol!





Almost As entertaining as watching Man Boobs Malone go full retard in his latest video betting on the Raiders, hahahaha

https://youtu.be/FtVoSvWHYu8?si=JIqGiD4M3Lpy84bi


Credit to Moron Malone, he has the stones to take his lumps and doesn’t delete posts or video like the Little Pussy Chrissy does!

That’s probably why they interviewed him on that “top sports bettor” video and not the Fake millionaire, Gay Porn reject Masturbator Mitchell!

Hey Kyle, was this fake when you had your pants around your ankles on some old Gay guy’s couch, hahahaha!





And when you were featured prominently on Cock Suckers Guide after Squirting for a Known Gay Porn Actor and Director named Bryan, that was Fake too eh?

Seems like you’re always going to be a Bitch to someone named Bryan??? Maybe we oughta ask Bryan Meier about that Kyle?





If Kyle had Half the integrity that even a Dolt like Malone had he would show more than 1 bet a week on the same team. The fact he’s too much of a pussy to show the bets he lost on proves he Lost and doesn’t negate the fact he’s losing overall! But since the only thing Kyle has ever shown was his dirty Cum Filled Bum for old geezers, the World will never Know! I apologize Kyle, for you being such a pathetic, simpleton that your only skill was to drop your pants and jerk off for 10 years. Hurr durr While I was living my goat life, you were just a jealous, dead broke douchebag hater because I got to work at a job where I kept my clothes on and made 6 figures while you obviously did Not!

todays video, i haven't watched it yet...funny he deleted the live video that someone pointed out.... LMAO :)))))))))))


https://files.catbox.moe/ugocu1.mp4

Today's nonsense

"Gambling in LAs vegas: IS Chrissy the Goat or a scam artist?"
a common theme in recent videos.
Obvious question for Chrissy, if documentation beats conversation, why would he delete yesterday's live video?
If he was just hurr hurring it for entertainment, again, why delete it?

Is he not allowed to film in casinos, after a rant the other day that only dickheads with deals get to do it?

Anyways, back to today's nonsense:
14m14s
3.73k subscribers at time of viewing, hes really piling them on
SPOILER: Unexpected toy money counter that goes brrrrrrrrrrr! startiung at 9m50s!
Bah cocksucker doesnt actually use it.


0m15s Chrissy tells us he won $5k on the Braves and is wearing his Braves top and he won because he has a massive bankroll and if this sounds like a child, thats because he is one.

0m 25s hurr hurr you use your bankroll as leverage to buy yourself wins hurr hurr
Chrissy would be the best at NL Holdem
Here's me thinking you "earnt" wins by making good betting choices, or possibly getting lucky.

0m 50s Chrissy shows yesterday's tickets and starts rambling away trying to explain why his bets were unusual

Chrissy does thank the waiter for dropping off his food.

3m Chrissy rambling that he loves sushi and blah blah blah big risk big reward blah blah blah

3m28s Chrissy claims to make 6 figures a month do not look at his lizard lip licking when he says this: repeat do not look at his lizard lip licking when he says this

3m36s He says the line! hurr hurr documentation beats conversation
So why did he delete yesterday's live video which is the first time we've seen him actually play roulette on this account and probably the first time since Feb 2023??

4m15s Chrissy claims he cant show you him playing roulette in the casino, yet I seem to recall just 24 hrs ago watching Chrissy playing roulette at the casino.
He seems very confused these days.

4m30 Chrissy starts moaning that other Youtubers have paid partnerships with the casinos and therefore are not professional gamblers
In other words they are likeable, marketable and dont have dubious pasts that will embarass the casinos.
And even if they did, they are still more likeable and marketable than mr "hurr hurr ALL CASINOS CHEAT hurr hurr".

5m Chrissy now shows 7 plates of Sushi.
No sign of Stace or NVB, or any dinner dates.
Just 7 plates of Sushi.

5m06/07/08 Slowmo it and there is a cocktail glass, but possibly another glass.
It is probably a water glass forChrissy, but might be a glass for someone else.

5m25s Chrissy claims he sometimes has sushi eating contests and no one has ever beat me yet, you think you can beat me eating sushi, lets go
As always, what a strange brag
Very much in the "I am the smartest in the Mitchell generation!!!!"
There is a woman's voice in the background, so Stace might be here.

5m47 Chrissy claims to eat at the finest resturants
He did not clarify if the sushi eating contest was shovelling the sushi down your throat the quickest (years of training his gag flex finally coming home for Chrissy) or if the contest is eating the most amount.

6m40 Scene changes to going to the casino
Chrissy starts hurr hurring its all fake huh, its all fake the goat is fake
Great footage for 1Dollarboxcar and UtahDrone
Otherwise, not sure why Chrissy needs to keep telling people this.
ITs like he forgot the law of confession about what you say has meaning (hurr hurr).
And as a reminder, half the time Chrissy is praising haters because it means people are watching him, and half the time he's moaning that haters are hating on him.

7m04 Chrissy is going to sue the resturant for putting drugs in his sushi, his rant continues with "you why you hate me, cos you aint me, theres only one goat. Beeeaitch

7m40s Annnnd this video probably wont be around for long, Chrissy has his winnings spread out with some partial serial numbers visible.

Chrissy shows off his man purse (no, not his butthole) and claims tis from Boss.
He sure loves stuff from the folks who designed Nazi uniforms.

Anyways 9m and he still rambling hes the real deal, most real professional gambler in the world, blah blah blah.

9m40 Chrissy now goes to some Pretzel shop because NVB called him and said Daddy I want Aunty Annes
I'm sure thats exactly how that exchange went.

9m50 Scene change to back home at the bunker
Note: Chrissy neither shows the pretzels, or him giving his son the pretzels his son wanted.
Chrissy looks slightly out of it in this scene but might just be the lighting, the angle, his shiny bald dome, the sushi wearing off and his general blandness.

10m03 LOL Chrissy claims with a business making over $1m/yr you need to keep good books. Its almost like hes paying taxes now, despite having the gmmick for years he doesnt pay taxes

11m20 Hurr hurr I got a hand pay of $3000 on slots, I should have filmed it but I wasnt thinking
That pesky ol documentation beats conversation strikes again.

12m08 Chrissy now claims to have hundreds of thousands of dollars on him
"7 or 8 bankaccounts"
Remember when he claimed to have 7 or 8 income streams.
In other words the number of bank accounts hasnt changed and is probably a complete lie as it is.

12m20 Chrissy mentions paying for 2 houses in 2 states then immediately says it used to be a dream of his.
??????????????????????

12m50 Chrissy rambling about dont give up on your dreams and states its possible to make 6 or 7 or 8 figures PER MONTH
This from the clown who has never successfully shown a month where he's amde $250k, and told us he'd make $1m in 3 months and never bothered even showing us the white board.

13m05 Chrissy then clarifies he hasnt made 7 or 8 figures a month yet but he knows its possible
He really should be singing the king of wishful thinking at this point.

Such a cocktease, he doesnt actually put any money through the toy money counter that goes brrrrrrrrrrrr.

So yeah other than a few seconds of Chrissy showing Sushi and claimjing hes the best at sushi eating contests, and the weird "you hate me cos you aint me, beeaitch" comment, theres really nothing worth watching in this idiocy.

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todays video, i haven't watched it yet...funny he deleted the live video that someone pointed out.... LMAO :)))))))))))


https://files.catbox.moe/ugocu1.mp4

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Out of Rep.

The most obvious reason for all this "hurr hurr not fake" is to keep luring the chums in for the mastermind events so he can get a party bus instead of driving around in his SUV (lol what a fucking fail).

The other reason could easily be mental decline.

Ya gotta love the Irony of the Bloat showing his Single Winning Sports ticket as PROOF that he's an overall winner, while simultaneously exposing his other stupid revelations such as He only has 12 Chums paying him $399 a month, He can't buy Chips any more and film them because Mumbler scared the living shit out of him, annnnnnnd His "massive bankroll" has once again dwindled down to under 20K forcing him to bet small 50 cent bets and only Fuck off $10K bets after he loses 3-4 times in a row! He also hasn't show more than TWO sports bets in 4 weeks nor has he shown ONE Winning NFL bet!

Meaning, he's too dumb, too scared to bet on NFL games since losing his Ass on the Superbowl and other Boston sporting events or All of the ABOVE!!! Hahahahaha, the Colt Dolt is losing and desperate for Chum's Club fees. We'll see if anyone is dumb enough to pay the extortion fee this time. My money is on Branko!!!

How dare this guy mock the BLOAT. What was he thinking?

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How dare this guy mock the BLOAT. What was he thinking?

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"Proof from thy, but not from me"

Also, Chrissy is so thinskinned, why both engaging with the haters?

Just delete the post, block the poster as he usually does, or just ignore it.

and i wonder what is meant by Dave Pruet saying " glad you made back the donation " ????...hmmmm.....

Lies lies lies (and bad math), yeah

New vid dropped