Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

It occurs to me that Dum Dum probably made this video because Vegas Dave tells a story (stories, he's as inconsistent as our little Ass Flower) about how he was addicted to gambling before mastering it.

Also, a quick google of ACN pyramid scheme shows me that selling his "business" (position) for $5000 is probably a complete lie.

Why the over 6 hour round trip to Elizabeth, IN from Columbus, OH to "let me show you"? The route passes through Cincinnati which has a casino. Ah, lies lies lies Yeah

With those badly tweezed eyebrows, this video should have been titled "Drag Queen Story Hour"

The Squirt fucked up telling us which scam he was part of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJTIDLR2SwI&t=449s

at 21:28, 2011 study states that you have a better success rate at roulette or craps than in an MLM

Part 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnbJ9uZqZXU&t=925s

still being pushed around in a damn stroller.... and still in fucking diapers !!!?????? WTF !!???

Today’s stupidity is “Millionaire Can’t Afford to Buy Ice Cream for his Non Verbal Son!”

https://youtu.be/BwkuCMTRBzs

Chrissy starts yapping about how he’s so rich and care free that he can spend the day on the beach! He can afford to do and Buy Anything…” Let that Sink in folks!

And at around 1:51 NVB ooks what sounds like “Ooks Cream” and Chrissy interprets this as “He wants Ice Cream!” So of course the millionaire philanthropist that Loves to help people will be more than capable to purchase such a rare and precious commodity from all his gambling winnings!?!?

Alas NO! Ya see the Colt Dolt who constantly flashes Cash, fake or otherwise, seems to have relived the night of his 1st Birthday Booty Bash where he left his bankroll at home!!! Hahahahahaha, the broke joke can’t fit a $20 bill into his shiny Nike shorts or sock? Stacy obviously is not allowed to carry cash either despite having a purse and baby bag in plain sight! Folks, you too can live like this millionaire couple and not be able to afford Ice Cream! Lol!



Chrissy being the Good Christian Millionaire that he is, starts a rant about not only how the dead broke Ice Cream vendor should have a credit card machine on his Trolley that probably has all of $50 worth of ice cream in it, but lambasts this potential Elite chum candidate for Not speaking English very well! Hoa Lee and Lucy send their regards!!!

Never mind the outrageous vendor fees and overhead costs to use a credit merchant, but the fact he’s making less than $100 per day would be enough for Anyone with a brain to understand why he wouldn’t take card payments. Of course our little Einstein light bulb inventor couldn’t possibly comprehend this folks!



So he continues to rant about nonsense instead of getting Uber eats to deliver his son “OOKS cream” or better yet why didn’t the millionaire order a limo to pick him up and take the family to the local ice cream parlor? I guess Sugar Daddy Foster didn’t provide little Kyle with a loan this month?

#ColtLifeBaby

#BrokeAssGoat

#OoksCream

here's a nice little video, that isn't one of us.... (i don't believe )


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egmSiTlGSbk

After yesterday's epic nonsense, Chrissy has posted to youtube (and probably identical on FB)
"Sports betting lifestyle, Chrissy Mitchell"

423 subscribers at time of viewing

BWB has already shredded this nonsense but lets see if there is anything left.

Chrissy in dark clothes at the beach for almost 6 minutes: lets see how this goes.

Chrissy opens with some form of CTE (too many blows to the head) being overly confused at the time and the day, thinking Monday is part of the weekend.

Despite Chrissy's claim most people would be at work right now (hurr hurr) theres a very diverse range of white folk at the beach.

1m45s Not that long ago Chrissy claimed he could never say no to NVB and would cave to whatever our lil hero wanted.
Heres an icecream vendor so lets see what happens....

2m and Chrissy being the complete cocksucker that he is demands that everyone who lives in America must speak English
Hopefully NVB didnt hear or understand any of this because oooooook ok oooooooooooooooooooooooooook.

2m9s Chrissy claims if he moved to another country he'd know their language
As far as we know Chrissy has never travelled overseas, let alone to another country (despite fantasies he was off to Macau in the middle of a Pandemic).
Given his level of idiocy, he would only be able to travel to countries where English was an official language AND in common use.


2m30 NVB gets the old "I left my wallet at home" booty bash excuse (shoutout to BWB for pointing that out)
Stacey apparently is allowed credit cards just never to actually use them.

2m35s Chrissy claims you gotta accept credit cards if you wanna have a business. Assumedly this is so there is a rigourous papertrail at tax time

3m10s blah blah blah now he's an investor in sports people and they do all the work and its the best return on his investment he could have thought of
I thought he made massive returns on trading crypto currencies because experts told him what to do.

3m27 "You can literally double your money in 1 day"
Yeah thats the same as betting everything on Player in Baaaacky.
Also, whatever happened to 3% a day and dont get greedy?

3m51s Chrissy now claims you can double your money in an hour with sports betting
Sounds like Chrissy is doing live in game betting which last week was for suckers and idiots.

Video continues with more blah blah blah.

This gets the very rare "Dont bother watching this nonsense" rating that only 45 of 47 videos of Chrissy's current youtube page has.

Fun Fact: The John Hancock Center was never the tallest building in America.

What happened to this “most expensive vacation in the history of his family” that he was going to go on this morning or yesterday morning? It sure seems like they are still in Chicago today. (Thanks for the answer TheRivers)

https://youtu.be/I_M6Yqexki8

new video on YT.... just Mitchellgale your sports bets cause the odds of a good team getting swept in a 3 game series are small.... ummm i do believe just before the

ALL-StAR break didn't the all mighty TB RAYS lose like 6-7 in a row.... this guy is MORONIC ... !!!


ZD has had is work cut out for him today.... :)

this video posted by one of are friends here needs some thumbs up and a comment.... anything to hurt ol' Krissy boy !! :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_M6Yqexki8

Another nonsense video by Chrissy today:
426 subscribers at time of viewing
22 minutes "Sports betting tip: Chrissy shares #1 secret to getting rich"
Given he had 8 tips in 29 minutes 9 days ago, this isnt promising.
9 days ago it was "lazer beam focused".
Spoiler: Chrissy tells likely complete lies and rambles like an idiot showing he does not understand math, and is praying (and preying) potential chums also dont understand math

This is only worth watching if you like seeing him get more and more unhinged.

Chrissy opens with one hand on the steering wheel and one holding up the phone to record this nonsense.
More evidence if anyone is collecting it.

#1 bankroll management.
So focus can fuck right off, you need bank roll management.

45s Chrissy claims he started his bankroll bank account with $500 and now it has over half a million in it.
Proof would be nice, but remember documentation only beats conversation when it exists.

1m50 Chrissy ahs just rambled begging people to write down what he is about to say, and save this video to favourites play list to watch over and over and over again.

if your bankroll is big enough and your bets are small enough and you never get emotional or greedy you'll never ever ever lose

I seem to recall a line in Rounders "its noble work you are doing, grinding out rent money".

2m20 chrissy states he never loses, then quickly clarifies "I lose single bets all the time"
Claims hat doesnt bother him.
He sure got shirty when he lose on NYE.

2m50 Typical Chrissy: I grew $500 to half a million in my special bank account. Literally less than 3 minutes later "I grew $500 into several million dollars"
Which is it?
Also, Chrissy seems to forget yesterday's nonsense: He had $4500 to gamble with. Did he suddenly pay off all his bills with that $4500 and only gamble with the $500?
Of course not.

3m10 Chrissy claims he hasnt lost in 4 years since opening that bank account

Lets be generous here and say he only gambles 250 days of a year so thats 1000 days.
His average daily profit is therefore $500 if we believe the bank balance is $500k
Its less than 3k a day if we are to believe "several million" [and $3m is several]

Also keep in mind it was roughly $400k a year ago, so he's grown it by $400 a day [assuming 250 days of gambling a year].
$500k is very much likely someone else's money and he can occasionally flash it to show off or get rental agreements.


3m15 Chrissy claims hes going to keep tugging it tugging it and tugging it and it'll keep growing for the rest of his life.
Yeah no.

3m50 Chrissy says if yuo have $100 or $500, you have to stay home and play baaacky, spinny or sports betting ecase you have to stretch your tiny.......bankroll.

Blah blah blah 5 years ago he didnt know about online, and he had to travel to cheap casinos with small minimums because he only had $500.

5m25 hopefully foreshadowing of him getting arrested: "theres like a huge crash over here to the side Police officers sitting here
Claims its unbelievable that people can have big crashes at 2 miles per hour.
Who knows, maybe they were busy jerking themselves off on cam about how great they are.
Maybe traffic was going faster and the crash slowed it down.
Chrissy is not very good with the thinking.

5m50 According to Chrissy this proves why people are downright ignorant
While he has 1 hand on his camera and recording, while driving, past police at a crash.

6m15 "Minimum requirement for the casino is $10k "
Pretty sure it used to be $5k but whatever.

7m40 Chrissy starts to explain his betting system, which makes no sense if you dont understand american wagering using -200 as an example:
IF you have $10k, bet $200 and if it wins, make $100 profit.

10m35s Chrissy is rambling about if you lost the first bet, you need to make a bigger bet, he finally spits out how much you need to bet:
Bet $600 from a $9800 bankroll.
Yes you read that right, if you have $10k, you'd be an idiot to bet more than $200.
If you have $9800, you must bet 3x or you are an idiot.

So, if you win that bet, you are up $100.

Chrissy actually recommends betting $750.
Let that sink in.

Now he rambles on if the team loses twice in a row.

13m45s Chrissy claims in his example its a great bet by betting on the favourite 3 times in a row
Chrissy recommends placing a $4000 bet to chase those loses. Remember, the first loss was $200, so you have to bet $4k as the 3rd bet

And if that loses, you have fucked away half your bankroll in 3 games.

As always, Chrissy focuses on the positive and points out you'd win $1050 in this wildly unlikely situation.

He claims he's done this over the last 4 years
Computer says no.

15m20 unfortunately as is the case when Chrissy has told a lot of lies or said idiotic things, he gets his panties in a bunch and has to lash out
He calls most sports bettors fucking idiots, dumb as a fucking box of rocks, and thats why they are fucking broke

15m40 It gets better: Chrissy claims he is rich because he has common sense and knows 1st grade math

Lets not forget ysterday he claims he sold a $16k+* per month business, for $5k.
His balls were so itchy he could not wait 1 full month to have a big boy bankroll again.

*Yes, we have seen clear evidence he wasnt getting $16k a month, but remember this is Chrissy's rant and fantasy time (hurr hurr).

16m Chrissy is going back to "hurr hurr winning percentage doesnt matter, hurr hurr"
Alls I know is, 0 out of 3 games means you set haf your bankroll on fire.
No wonder that chum with $25k was keen to pay their bills and get as far away from Chrissy as possible.

17m Chrissy was about to rant about his winning percentage in his fantasy story was 33% but he made $1050.

Chrissy gets very upset because some idiot was about to cut him off.
As a non-american I understand that is legal grounds for the idiot to shoot Chrissy.
Also, Chrissy still has his camera in his hand for most of this.

Chrissy claims the other driver is selfish and they want to cut him off.

Chrissy repeats to get rich you just need 1st grade math and common sense.

Chrissy claims only profits and losses matter, just like a business.

19m15 Now he claims his profits have outweighed his losses for the last 4.5 years.
He seems to forget his white board and his other busines sventures such as selling colouring in books that contributed to his income.

19m40 and another contradiction: there have been days where I have lost, but I've got it back the next day OR the day after that
This is not what he said earlier, or in other videos, but who cares, not the potential chums club members.

He now changes it to "I make money every single week"
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20m30s Chrissy really starts to rant like an idiot now: I dont care if I only win 1 game and lose 10 as long the win recoups the losses and makes profit

Using the model presented earlier of $200, $750, $4000 and assuming Chrissy needs to win 3x the last bet to profit:
His 9th bet in that progression is $2.9 million
Assuming only 2.01x (which we know he wouldnt do because blah blah bigger risk, bigger reward) his 9th bet would need to be $263k

He truly does not undrestand maths or just about anything.

21m20s "IF you follow this nonsense, you'll be a millionaire in no time" says the man with less than that in his big boy gambling bankroll bank account.

Chrissy ends with the observation he's still doing 2 miles per hour still on the way to the casino
Remember just a few hours earlier when he was rambling about being at the beach and everyone should sports bet because its so easy and frees up all your time.

@ZD... another AWESOME write up... i am outta reps though bro... :((((

but you should get 100 reps for this part... " He claims he's done this over the last 4 years
Computer says no. " LMAO on that one !! :))))

sent to me by a friend... i did not find this myself....

so i have been doing some LLC searches... finally got a hit in the state of Ohio... registered 2018.... and still active ....

Change Your Life LLC

i know you guys are better investigators than me ... but it's a start....

link to info https://businesssearch.ohiosos.gov?=...etails/4251682

edit got here from this page ... i searched " change your life " .... maybe something will come up in other states ??

https://businesssearch.ohiosos.gov/?...etails/4251682

so he is listed as Foreign LLC which allows him to register the same LLC in different states....


https://www.legalzoom.com/articles/w...bility-company

edit: cause i'm a dummy... i guess the " foreign LLC " would mean so businesses wouldn't have to file for LLC in other states if they conduct business

in several states.... cuts down on unfair fees and multiple registering ... ???

Quote:

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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar

so i have been doing some LLC searches... finally got a hit in the state of Ohio... registered 2018.... and still active ....

Change Your Life LLC

i know you guys are better investigators than me ... but it's a start....

link to info https://businesssearch.ohiosos.gov?=...etails/4251682

edit got here from this page ... i searched " change your life " .... maybe something will come up in other states ??

https://businesssearch.ohiosos.gov/?...etails/4251682

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that's him... cause if you go to truepeoplesearch.com and when you find him and click previous addresses... the 8900 Lyra Dr
Columbus, OH 43240 address shows up .... same as the LLC....

more info https://opencorporates.com/companies/us_oh/4251682

something about the Wyoming branch of the LLC from the link above https://wyobiz.wyo.gov/Business/Fili...92051106046159


delinquent tax... not a surprise there...

I just watched a debate with an MLM advocate named Dominick Izzo and he had a lot of the same mannerisms (which seem forced) as Man-Bitch Mitchell. The overlong unblinking stare into the camera. Unnecessary hand movements. The semi-double take in amazement at his own proclamations. The look away then look back suddenly as punctuation.

All fake and obnoxious and poached from Saturday morning wrestling...or high school theater. These people (Network/ML Marketers) are clowns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9oyp5CjQEk&t=2800s

Note: I have no connection with the Always Marco channel, I just discovered it and am enjoying the content. I also recommend the Recovering Hunbot and her coverage of one of the scams Spencer Cornelia covered called OnPassive. Chrissy is a small fish in the scam world but is so clumsy and stupid that he's wildly entertaining (also the "I'm a Christian" yet has a past in gay porn that he denies is a hoot....and even THAT is eclipsed by the Rocco Reed story). He can't do anything right.

i don't see ( or can't find ) where he or the LLC took a free PPP loan from the " pandemic " .... fun fact though... you can search a local business, friend , family member, who or whatever and for how much $$.... to see if they took a PPP loan and got it forgiven ( which 99% were )

https://www.federalpay.org/paycheck-...ion-program/oh and


https://projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/bailouts/