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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
Once again, shitfaced, you show how ignorant you are. I’m busy right now but will later give copius examples of short term advantages from the real world of gambling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheesfaced
soon.
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Save yourself the time. No one cares.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimmOnce again, shitfaced, you show how ignorant you are. I’m busy right now but will later give copius examples of short term advantages from the real world of gambling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheesfaced
There are people that care but you are not one of them, shitface. You don't know anything about the mathematical configurations of slot machines and how to use them to ones advantage. It's don't make you a bad person, just ignorant, which has caused you to make stupid ignorant statements. I will give examples of game configurations to show how they can be exploited. You of course, are free to not read it and remain ignorant.Quote:
Originally Posted by SheesfacedSave yourself the time. No one cares.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
Mickey, I never claimed that slot machines can’t be exploited. In fact I gave an example where they can be exploited. And I understand you are finding lower variance edges than relying on hitting a jackpot needed to be profitable. I was only pointing out how insanely dumb the analogy to a coin flip was in the post where you bumped your own 11 day old thread to answer your own question designed to display your subject matter expertise that instead made you look foolish.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimmThere are people that care but you are not one of them, shitface. You don't know anything about the mathematical configurations of slot machines and how to use them to ones advantage. It's don't make you a bad person, just ignorant, which has caused you to make stupid ignorant statements. I will give examples of game configurations to show how they can be exploited. You of course, are free to not read it and remain ignorant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheesfaced
https://youtu.be/2DrbtZIquFA?si=slB-A9SznRzTCafv
You were only pointing out how dumb and ignorant you are because you don't know or understand where the 20% edge is coming from on most advantage slot plays. It's not coming from the top of the payscale (infrequent hits), it's coming from the bottom of the payscale (frequent hits).Quote:
Originally Posted by SheesfacedMickey, I never claimed that slot machines can’t be exploited. In fact I gave an example where they can be exploited. And I understand you are finding lower variance edges than relying on hitting a jackpot needed to be profitable. I was only pointing out how insanely dumb the analogy to a coin flip was in the post where you bumped your own 11 day old thread to answer your own question designed to display your subject matter expertise that instead made you look foolish.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
https://youtu.be/2DrbtZIquFA?si=slB-A9SznRzTCafv
Instead of a 50/50 chance let's make it a 1 in 10 chance getting paid 12 for 1. Or a 1 in 100 chance getting paid 120 for. When you are on a machine playing turbo speed cranking out 2400 games per hour do you really think you will have many losing days with those kinds of odds? You won't. And this is how advantage slots work.
Well we can all at least agree that we there is no one more experienced than you at cranking it out that’s for sure.
Your lack of knowledge on the subject causes you to rely on insults.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheesfaced
Your lack of knowledge on all subjects caused you to rely on exploitative slot machines to eek out a pathetic, depressing existence.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimmYour lack of knowledge on the subject causes you to rely on insults.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheesfaced
Please continue to imagine all kinds of negatives about me. I love how thinking about me takes up your day. You're just another wanna be poker player that busted out because you don't have the talent. So cry yourself to sleep thinking about my success in gambling.Quote:
Originally Posted by SheesfacedYour lack of knowledge on all subjects caused you to rely on exploitative slot machines to eek out a pathetic, depressing existence.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
Goddamit why did I even fucking look. He’s not gonna win but I can’t take 28. Another great bet soon to be a napkin. Best I can do is throw a few bucks on Valimaki but it’s too tight behind him to really hedge this. As much as it is I just can’t take the cash out, as much it will sting tommorow. Just got to keep plugging.
how did your freeplay bet you mentioned a week or two ago turn out?
Yea it’s fucking 5 k short. Can’t do it. MGM sucks
One shot out of the playoff. 18 under was the number. Started slow and ended at 17 under.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tellafriend
I need these fucks to come closer to 35. 2872 is just way too low.
Dimes - did you cover?
i tried to tail some. next time. sigh.
Michael Thorbjornsen +450
Odds to win The RSM Classic
Patrick Rodgers +650
Odds to win The RSM Classic
Andrew Novak +1200
Odds to win The RSM Classic
Zac Blair +1800
Odds to win The RSM Classic
Sorry TF just not meant to be this year. Got to within one at one point but no one was beating Sami. All isn’t lost,I did have some on Jeeno straight up thankfully. Was able to scrounge up some for at least something positive to end the golf year. Thanks for caring though. I do appreciate it and can tell you’re genuine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tellafriend
It’s not the 30 k score I really needed. But been a real tough luck year so I’ll play ODB for 7K score just this once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xTFHR...5leaAHAQ%3D%3D
Happy Holidays to everyone. Sorry I haven’t posted other than this shit. I find myself with another great pick going into Sunday. Being offered over 2K to cash out. Ofc I can’t. Not even a huge score if I win, but can I get one of these fucking home ffs?
hope you ship it!
I have just lost my goddam mind. 22 under Lose in a playoff. 5 clear of the rest of the field. This is why I’m not even posting the fkn picks.