Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

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Originally Posted by Tariq Reed

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Annnnnd the delusions continue, hahahaha this shit is as classic as the weeping widow roaming the halls praying with Chrissy and Skank. Why didn’t Kyle tip her? Oh that’s right cuz he’s a lying Cocksucker known on CocksuckersGuide(dot)com!

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So CM started with $40,000, went down to $5,000, went back up to $58,000, then called it a night and tipped the dealers $4,000 out his net $18,000 profit? Yeah, I doubt it went down this way. Too bad there aren't some baccarat dealers at the Bellagio reading this thread who could tell us the real deal on Christopher Mitchell.

Who is the real intended audience for this post? Potential clients who should be scared away by CM saying that he was down $35,000 and has been down HUNDREDS of times before? Seems like a poor sales pitch.

Does the Bellagio keep close track of CM's betting? If they comped him his suite and food, is he trying to fool them into thinking that he met his gambling obligations in exchange for those comps?

What's the angle here?

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Who is the real intended audience for this post? Potential clients who should be scared away by CM saying that he was down $35,000 and has been down HUNDREDS of times before? Seems like a poor sales pitch.

The usual people without critical thinking skills, no idea how gambling works, want to believe fairy tales (good news, Chrissy has a stash of those) and people hoping to get rich quick, even though Chrissy claims thats not how it works.

As you've highlighted, Chrissy isnt after those who baulk at him losing $35k, he wants those who believe he can make $18k profit in an hour.

I'm not sure if it is intention but part of his gimmick has always been "I'm a complete fucking idiot and I make money gambling, so can you"

For a second, I thought Chrissy went back to his chia pet look. LOL

But it's just the reflections of his lover's head.

Re: Mayfair. Notice he used I instead of we. Did he go alone? I say he didn’t go at all. Where are the pics to show his elite chums the goat life?

Figured this should be put out there in case Chrissy tries to Hurr durr his false 53K Cum back by having Schulkins give a testimonial how he saw it happen live!

Here’s Schulkins posting on FB from his last Vegas trip in January.





He claims Those slot tickets were from “Jackpots” he hit. However we all Know that’s a Lie as any jackpot over $1200 would be a hand pay and he would Not be able to simply cash out his slot ticket with those amounts if they were Jackpot winnings!

Now either he had the Most Amazing Luck and the Most Tax friendly slot machine in existence that night to get all the way up to $10,625 without Once hitting for more than $1199 orrrrrrr

He most certainly just kept putting in $100 bills or large denom tickets of $1000+ until he got over 10K, then maybe he hit for $600-$700 and cashed out with no further play!

He also is seen having over 80K in chips and conveniently had someone photograph him with the chips at a table. How much of it he actually played is unknown, but let’s say 10-20K was in fact gambled by Muppet Face Mike.



Then there was this gem from months earlier when Stewman flew them out on a private jet and Chrissy wore his shiny red Nike shorts like a yokel! Schulkins clearly has the smallest pile of chips and may have allowed Chrissy to borrow the money and combine it with his for photos and the video Stewman’s guy was making!

Why is that important? Well, because Schulkins has seemingly had success in his actual business and can now flaunt more cash than even the Colt Goat Kyle Prescott. And since Kyle is such an envious midget, he may have plotted to have Schulkins “loan him” the chips from their late night deep throat session for photos and videos. Should we see a pile of cash or chips equaling this alleged 53k cum back win from Kyle, it’s likely Schulkins helped produce it faster than Little Kyle produces a Big Load!

Schulkins is a bit of a rube or at least he was a year ago.

Then was some trip to the casino in Vegas and he claimed he "smoked the dealer".

Schulkins has previously been referred to as Twink Weasel for obvious reasons, and based on Chrissy's previous infatuations, poor Schulkins definitely fits Chrissy's criteria for learning why sports betting causes a sore arsehole.

Chrissy appearing at Game 2 in Vegas in one of the Ugliest looking hoodies imaginable. Proving he’s still too cheap to buy an Authentic Signed Knights Hockey Jersey!



His long lost twin brother photo bombed him while he was stuffing his fat face!



Schulkins is there on Chrissy’s left, solidifying my theory that HE arranged this whole Vegas game thing and Chrissy just tagged along like a broke, desperate minute man!

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Chrissy appearing at Game 2 in Vegas in one of the Ugliest looking hoodies imaginable. Proving he’s still too cheap to buy an Authentic Signed Knights Hockey Jersey!



His long lost twin brother photo bombed him while he was stuffing his fat face!



Schulkins is there on Chrissy’s left, solidifying my theory that HE arranged this whole Vegas game thing and Chrissy just tagged along like a broke, desperate minute man!

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Any chance Schulkins paid Chrissy for the $10k BFE package?

Altenratively it does seem rather fishy that we comment he hasnt tipped anyone lately and he's suddenly claiming he tipped $4k, and fishy that after we comment he hasnt been invited to any Apex events his good buddy Schulkins and him are hanging out together.

someone in Vegas needs to catch him leaving the stadium, beat his ass and video record doing it..... !! :)

Even people at the arena are giving Chrissy the “WTF is this midget Masturbator doin?” Look…

And some more posts and reels from Chrissy including he claims he made $45k in CASH (as opposed to what, viagra and blowjobs?) from BAAAACKY and Sports betting.

Claims now that he was on a paycation and he's sad its over.

Except ya know, he does what he wants when he wants, so why not extend it?

Claims he spent time with the family, but 1 picture at the pool and 1 trip to the toystore doesnt count for normal people.

He showed more evidence of hanging out with Schulkins than his family (and probably enjoyed that more).

Awwww how cute, he begged Schulkins for money to pose with and he let NVB hold up some prop money! Just like he begged Sugar daddy Foster for loans on the Lexus and likely the Chevy Tahoe!



He even bought cheap replica Knight’s Jerseys from Baby Gap and found one in his size there! Here’s one with the name and numbers for $100!! A blank one in Midget size goes for Half that much!!!



Wonder if Mikey knows what else Little Kyle has done to Guide himself towards money???

Chrissy the cheapest looking no name brand Walmart clothes shopping idiot fake ugly millionaire

Chrissy flew in ULD into Vegas with his 1 bedroom hotel room knowing he's not allowed to stay in the same room as her thinking it was a perfect excuse for him to go "stay out late gambling" while everyone & Stacy knows he was really having gay sex & sleeping with Schulkins over in his hotel room, Stacy of course being fine with it as long as she doesn't have to be anywhere near Chrissy for a few nights lol

For those who play Wordle…you’re really going to enjoy Wednesday’s word. It is Chrissy related. Don’t want to give it away for those who play.

That all of your YouTube channels lay in ashes. LOL



Note that he not only comments on his own post but is the sole "like" on both the post and comment. HAHAHA

Playing Penny slots like all Millionaires do…



Not a bad return for a $10 spin, but we all know the midget moron only plays slots when he loses his ass on the tables! This must’ve been after his alleged $35,000 losing session! (Complete Lie!)

But here’s a question, he claims he doesn’t pay taxes and would have to sign a W-2G form to get paid out on this slot win. What would happen to someone like Chrissy if he didn’t report these slot payouts to the IRS?

He has a few from different states this year alone. Would the casino black list him the next year if he didn’t pay the taxes on it? I suppose he could have them take out the taxes then and there. But Do they even care if someone doesn’t pay taxes on a slot win enough to confront them on it? Or is it a case of they wipe their hands of everything once they pay out and file the forms??

Time to add some more Chaos to Chrissy’s pathetic & fraudulent life, folks!

**********Warning NSFW*********

https://www.chaosmen.com/en/pornstar/view/Kyle/93194


Bahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Click the video preview for another Classic Chrissy Sound Byte! Lmao!!











Little Kyle has NO Shame in this Chaos Men clip. Showing his gape and dry humping a bed while some sleazy, Male director asks him “You ready to Nut??” And directs him to take off his pants…



Chrissy enthusiastically answers “I’m ready to Squirt!?!?!”

LMFAO!!! The Goat of Squirting!?!

#SquirtLife

I don't understand the purpose of The Squirt's latest video stuck in Chicago traffic.

* He states that his coaching club has a success rate of less than 1%. But he blames it on the members.

* They weren't willing to sit in traffic to go to the casino to put in sports bets (which anyone with a BetOnline account can do from the comfort of their rented couch)?

How is this in any way inspiring?

Yo Krissy the Gaylord Sissy , you talk about documentation beats conversation, but yet you show no receipts of your daily winnings which must be over 25k per day since that is what bet on daily basis ?? show them big winning receipts before you cash them in... you know for documentation purposes for the dead beat broke douche bag haters ... LMAO cause you can't

Thanks for posting the reel:

Chrissy states he does mitchellgale losing bets, and less than 13 people out of 1200 were successful from joining his chums club : implies all his chums have left him

Looks like Chrissy's script writer quit as well.

"1200 came and LEFT" is he saying there are no chums left at all?
Logically that makes sense, given he then states
"Hurr hurr less than 1% of all chums were even remotely successful because I set the bar impossibly high, and most fucked off quickly when they finally realised it was a scam"

Shoutout to Zachy for trusting the process.

Chrissy actually suggested a total of _12_ people out of 1200 were successful.
Where can I sign up?


Chrissy used to bag on broke douche bag haters who would drive for an hour to get to their J.O.B
Chrissy then states he was driving 90 minutes each way *hurr hurr*.

So, the reel is mostly Chrissy's standard nonsense, but has a couple of useful nuggets.

ZD said it best so I’ll just post some more Meme gems!





Speaking of Bird Brain, he was so upset about an Asian woman making $1000 off a side bet that he wasn’t playing , he made a hilarious live stream video ranting about it and other nonsense on his shitty channel.

Shame we missed it, could have had some real fun like the Business Bros Podcast!



As you can see, they were lining up for this compelling live stream hosted by this shaved ape! He’s so desperate to be like Chrissy, he’ll probably audition for Chaos men. Hope he knows how to Squirt???



All 4 of the attendees were riveted by watching this overgrown, man-child stutter, stumble and cry about his shitty gambling life. Around the 7 minute mark is when he starts whining for 5 minutes about an Asian women throwing a $5 chip on HIS Dragon 7 side bet, only for it to hit for 200-1 and pay her $1000!

Old Bird Beak wasn’t upset that she won, but that she didn’t ASK his permission and then had the gall to give him $5 for doing nothing! How dare that crazy rich Asian collect THEIR winnings after he failed to protest it!?!

https://www.youtube.com/live/uLF_nnBq66U?feature=share



This bald buffoon mumbles and says “uhhhh” more than another mumbler. And what’s with the creepy Child Molester Mustache??

Chrissy also shows a winning bet slip on the Orioles, the back of it anyway… Soooo Complete Lie! And a closer look at his “10K stack” shows something interesting.



The date says 5/30, indicating the band and/or the Money hasn’t been used in over a week! So like $1boxcar exposed him for recycling the same bills by serial number days apart, Here’s Chrissy getting caught recycling old 10K bands trying to pass off old money as current winnings. Or he likely never played it and just photographed it like he photographed Schulkins’ money in Vegas to Look like he won! When he really lost his ass and had to beg like he begged Mr. Foster for the Lexus!