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With all the hoopla of their Booty Boat bash, it would appear some revealing comments about a certain Colt Dolt have slipped through to Luc Shlongmire’s comment section!
Whoever did this, good job! Happy to see my work getting put to even better use than I had imagined!
It seems the King of Automation, doesn’t even have an automated filter to keep those naughty pics off his FB feed! Wonder if anyone else would like to share photos there?
Here’s some samples you can use!
Shout out to BedWetterBettor for posting some of Luc Longmire's IG messages this morning.
More proof that Chrissy reads in here every single day!
After being bashed for not having a suite, he panicked and made
three reels proving he has a suite. Talk about insecurity!
The picture below looks like no one slept in that bed. Looks to me like
he ruffled it up. Nothing on the night stand.
What a clown. Keep wasting your money chump.
What's a matter? Is a one room suite with a balcony and ocean view
not enough for Stacy, Bubs and you?
I have not done any detective work to see if Chrissy ran down stairs
and changed rooms to save face.
You have to wonder why he didn't show off his suite on Day 1, like he always does?
He must be one step ahead of his haters. LOL
What a douche Chrissy is.
He is on the Yacht and filming while no one is looking
at him as he proclaims that he is the goat.
Chrissy says that this is one of those Miami boat parties that you see in all the movies.
I do not recall ever seeing as movie with a boat load full of chums and one retired gay porn actor.
Everyone must be laughing at him.
I have to say that at least Luc charted a real yacht unlike the pretend
boat that Kyle rented; just like his apartment.
“Hey everybody, do these glasses make my head look small?” …..Chris Mitchell
Not sure how this is possible, but with as fat as Chrissy’s head is, his glasses dwarf his entire fat face. And those fake chiclets ain’t helping him at all. The good thing is, I see he wore his lucky red sweatshorts, red socks, red shoes and Charlie Brown yellow t-shirt. A fashion trendsetter for sure.
I need to re-track my comment about Longmire chartering a real yacht.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pickleball
What a douche Chrissy is.
He is on the Yacht and filming while no one is looking
at him as he proclaims that he is the goat.
Chrissy says that this is one of those Miami boat parties that you see in all the movies.
I do not recall ever seeing as movie with a boat load full of chums and one retired gay porn actor.
Everyone must be laughing at him.
I have to say that at least Luc charted a real yacht unlike the pretend
boat that Kyle rented; just like his apartment.
After closer observations, this boat is pretty much the same as what Chrissy rented.
The furniture looks beat up.
The food spread is nothing to write home about.
It doesn't look like many chums coughed up the 3K for some fruit and cheese.
It obvious that Chrissy copied Longmire's pseudo yacht party.
I got a kick out of the videographer standing three feet away from sad little Chrissy.
Looks like he was taking pictures or a video of everyone, except for Chrissy.
The videographer never once turned his head to acknowledge poor little Chrissy.
That must have bruised the midget's ego.
As usual, Chrissy doesn't have one friend in the entire world to party with.
Chrissy was too busy trying to steal some of Longmire's chums with his quit your job
and play roulette while you take a dump speech.
Weirdly, one of the very few people allowed to comment on Chrissy's pictures said how good shape Chrissy looked.
Chrissy replied he wasnt, and being rich makes you fat.
I thought he had all that time to work out, and all that money to buy healthy food.
I was trying to locate Longmire's IG account. He must have ten of them.
I stumbled onto these pictures on one of his accounts. Does the tactic look familiar?
Money used in the Philippines called Peso(s)Quote:
TheRivers: What currency is that in the second photo?
https://www.reuters.com/markets/asia...19-2022-05-17/
Not sure what the exchange rate is, but I’m sure y’all can look it up!
the BLOAT is such a clown [emoji1782] look at him he got all dressed up in his favorite Cosplay for that dickhead prick donkey Lucas Longmire
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Its like Chrissy hasnt been around rich people andd oesnt know what to do.
That or he isnt the centre of attention and again, is lost and confused.
The Dolt will be attending a game tonight (we, the puppet masters, dictated it be so)
Hilarious that he thinks buying an overpriced seat by himself is somehow impressive. Want to impress someone? Wave from the owner's box.
Caesars has it at -110 both ways on the money line AKA a "coin flip" using Chrissy math.
test
test fail.... here's the link....
https://www.facebook.com/reel/240456598596649/
Thats for sharing that reel.
No mention of Stacey, just Chrissy stating he's chilling with NVB.
NVB ooooooks something about an iguana.
The iguana is much more interesting than any nonsense Chrissy can come up with.
And 2 more posts from Chrissy.
It sure has been a busy week online for him despite decrying Social Media not that long ago.
He shows us his seat (like he wont be standing out as it is) and its just him, again.
You'd think some of his new Forex scam friends would want to go with him.....
Speaking of, its a shame his father didnt invest in Durex but so it goes.
Folk the Gayest Of All Time is in the building & check out those queer pretty boy freshly plucked eyebrows, guess the 1 like LOL LOL
For some reason, I'm reminded of the good old days when Chrissy used to have a youtube channel, and he'd go "hurr hurr, you are watching me, I'm not watching you"
Hurr hurr indeed.
Chrissy's mental state is fragile at best.
Can you imagine telling Stacy to pack his Smurf Blue PJs, so that he can be noticed at the game and on tv?
Only a nitwit would idolize him. Everyone else just laughs and shakes their heads.
Lucas Longmire laughed his ass off when looking at The Bloat in his yellow shirt and red shorts.
Longmire laughed so hard as he was counting out the thirty C-notes that Chrissy handed over
for a meaningless boat ride and an opportunity of a life crime...errr lifetime.
Lets review the nine traits of a narcissist and see how many The Bloat has.
Sense of self-importance. Yes
Preoccupation with power, beauty, or success. Yes
Entitled. Yes
Can only be around people who are important or special. Yes
Interpersonally exploitative for their own gain. Yes
Arrogant. Yes
Lack empathy. Yes
Must be admired. Yes
The Bloat scores 9 out of 9.
He can keep laughing and grinning with his fake teeth
while trying to convince himself that he is wealthy.
No matter how many times he boasts about his psuedo wealth,
and spends every last dollar trying to convince others, he knows that he is drowning.
The dark undertow of becoming bankrupt again, is a nightly dream for The Bloat.
Chrissy as a boy with his toy boat. He had a flair for fashion at such an early age.
"Mommy when I grow up, I am going to be rich and rent a boat that you can live on".
What SuperTard didn't factor in was this alternate jersey that Florida(ceilings) has. Lots of blue in the building.
Yeah the embed Facebook thing doesn't work for reels. I can work on that later.
I am going to go out on a limb and say that Chrissy finally got lucky and won three games.
He had to give out those picks to any remaining chums in his "take my money" monthly group,
so he couldn't lie. Well maybe he could lie and try to convince the chums that it was for their own good.
Since he didn't show his winning tickets, it is safe to say that Chrissy was betting on scared money.
He most likely bet a couple of hundred on each game.
Absolutely no parlays or he would have been gloating like a sick warthog.