Time to get on the TRUMP train

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02-05-2018, 06:55 PM
sonatine

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Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe

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Originally Posted by hongkonger

They know how terrible it looks to selectively declassify only what they think will help them. They're going to force Trump to either release it or dig his own grave a little deeper.

do you believe that Russia has a video tape of Trump getting pissed on by hookers, and that Trump has ceded control of our country to Russia because he doesn't want to get embarrassed by this tape coming out? That's what a lot of people seem to believe, I think it's retarded

i know youre not addressing me but i think:

there is plenty of compromising material on trump from his real estate days, doing money laundering for russian oligarchs for example.

russia absolutely doesnt need to blackmail trump because they have sympathetic goals. trump wants an untraceable liquid fortune and russia wants a geopolitically isolated and highly disrupted united states.

trump will hire someone to make a DeepFake porn film of a recreation of piss-gate, leak it himself, then have 'experts' show how its obviously fake, and expect somehow that this is going to take the heat off and make people look crazy for thinking he's totally compromised and utterly incompetent as a leader.

and to an extent it will work, because there are enough real dumb people in america to fall for it and take it to some viral tipping point where you look like a conspiracy theorist if you question it.
02-05-2018, 06:59 PM
sonatine

i think trump first heard the word 'treasonous' when bannon used it to describe trump's son, and trump is just going to keep on using it because it makes him look like a super stable genius even tho maybe hes not clear on what the word means maybe? maybe..?

+140 at some point this month he calls the war on coal treasonous.
02-05-2018, 07:03 PM
Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe

and sonatine there is plenty of batshit insanity on the left, i would argue more. The left wants

1. unsecured borders and unchecked immigration
2. import hundreds of thousands of unskilled anti-west MUSLIMS
3. criminalize transphobia
4. criminalize saying hurtful things about DJ Chaps on the internet
5. higher taxes on everyone's gasoline and electricity to PREVENT HURRICANES
02-05-2018, 07:05 PM
JimmyG_415

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Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe

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Originally Posted by hongkonger

They know how terrible it looks to selectively declassify only what they think will help them. They're going to force Trump to either release it or dig his own grave a little deeper.

do you believe that Russia has a video tape of Trump getting pissed on by hookers, and that Trump has ceded control of our country to Russia because he doesn't want to get embarrassed by this tape coming out? That's what a lot of people seem to believe, I think it's retarded

I love how Fox "news" viewers like to make it so specific, like if there were prostitutes, but they didn't pee, he is cleared of all his money laundering crap, somehow.

The bodyguard said Trump was offered it by the Russians.
That gives it way more credence than if no prostitutes came up at all.
He said Trump didn't do it, stayed outside of his room for 5 minutes and went home.
Yeah there is no way they didn't send women up to his room after that.

It is certainly more plausible than Obama being from Kenya.
02-05-2018, 07:06 PM
Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe

I hate defending Trump by the way, I'm trying not to be a shill but I do feel like people who hate Trump are largely overreacting.
02-05-2018, 07:12 PM
sonatine

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Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe

and sonatine there is plenty of batshit insanity on the left, i would argue more. The left wants

1. unsecured borders and unchecked immigration
2. import hundreds of thousands of unskilled anti-west MUSLIMS
3. criminalize transphobia
4. criminalize saying hurtful things about DJ Chaps on the internet
5. higher taxes on everyone's gasoline and electricity to PREVENT HURRICANES

if i honestly believed any of that id be concerned as well.

thats basically the most cynical, outrageous, antagonistic exaggeration of every platform point possible.

not to mention the actual real life extremes of those platforms are community level initiatives, not liberal doctrine.
02-05-2018, 07:17 PM
sonatine

Tellafriend: it pains me to deliver this red

thats pretty much all we've come to expect of you at this point.
02-05-2018, 07:18 PM
Max Power

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Originally Posted by thesidedish

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Originally Posted by Max Power

Max Power has been of the opinion that the far right faction of our beloved Republican party was taken advantage of by law makers much more experienced than themselves. All the memo did was back them into a corner. A bipartisan unanimous decision today shows that a lot of people, including Democrats, wanted the Nunes memo out. Unfortunately President Trump was too eager to shut down the Mueller investigation, and is now in a no win situation. Max Power is embarrassed for the White House right now.

Oh dear god, gimmick over

NICE TRY TRASH

The side dish, Max Power has grown tired of your extensive lack of knowledge of how things work in the real world of true patriots and professionals. The majority poll result of Mentally Challenged (Extreme Case), coupled with Intel as well as actions by you, or lack thereof when it comes to doing anything productive, have proven you are not worthy of breathing our wonderful American air, let alone being a member of our beloved Republican party. The side dish is what we in law enforcement view as a 'near future statistic'.
02-05-2018, 07:27 PM
sonatine

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-c...-idUSKBN1FP2MT

No big deal, market flares out, bitcoins deflate, and within hours China announces pending tariffs against US sorghum imports.

I'm sure our Master Negotiator in Charge will get this misunderstanding sorted out tho.
02-05-2018, 07:33 PM
Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe

sonatine i've said it before, you are the 2nd best poster after Jewdonk, I think you're a smart guy and I respect your opinions, but I am not the only one painting a cartoon caricature of the opposition here.
02-05-2018, 07:35 PM
sonatine

literally was distracted and misunderstood so rep basically makes no sense but its still true.
02-05-2018, 07:44 PM
Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe

pooped samaritan if you had any respect for sonatine you wouldn't capitalize that S
02-05-2018, 07:57 PM
sonatine

it would make sense here if the S was part of an acronym.

for example if you were abbreviating 'near future statistic' when describing the side dish, you would abbreviate it to "N" "F" "S" or "NFS".

"nfs" or "NFs" or "nFs" clearly are less effective in every conceivable context.
02-05-2018, 08:01 PM
Max Power

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Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe

and sonatine there is plenty of batshit insanity on the left, i would argue more. The left wants

1. unsecured borders and unchecked immigration
2. import hundreds of thousands of unskilled anti-west MUSLIMS
3. criminalize transphobia
4. criminalize saying hurtful things about DJ Chaps on the internet
5. higher taxes on everyone's gasoline and electricity to PREVENT HURRICANES

Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe is a smart Republican. If only more were like him on Poker Fraud Alert.
02-05-2018, 08:20 PM
thesidedish

HEY TRASH I HAVE THREATENED TO RUIN THE LIVES OF 80-85 Y/O USING MY REAL NAME AND FACE TRY ME DO U THINK I GIVE A FK

DON'T FKN MAKE ME WASTE MY TIME
02-05-2018, 08:24 PM
varys

Wasnt 4dragons a republican? He had to be the smartest R ever right?
02-05-2018, 08:58 PM
thesidedish

I WILL MAKE U HAVE IT LET'S GO!!!!
02-05-2018, 08:59 PM
Max Power

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Originally Posted by thesidedish

HEY TRASH I HAVE THREATENED TO RUIN THE LIVES OF 80-85 Y/O USING MY REAL NAME AND FACE TRY ME DO U THINK I GIVE A FK

DON'T FKN MAKE ME WASTE MY TIME

The side dish, Max Power has already concluded you are the type of individual that would steal an old ladies purse.

Expected outcome: Future Convict / Near Future Statistic
02-05-2018, 09:02 PM
thesidedish

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Originally Posted by Max Power

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Originally Posted by thesidedish

HEY TRASH I HAVE THREATENED TO RUIN THE LIVES OF 80-85 Y/O USING MY REAL NAME AND FACE TRY ME DO U THINK I GIVE A FK

DON'T FKN MAKE ME WASTE MY TIME

The side dish, Max Power has already concluded you are the type of individual that would steal an old ladies purse.

Expected outcome: Future Convict / Near Future Statistic

DO NOT WASTE MY TIME I HAVE SHIT TO DO
02-05-2018, 09:08 PM
The_Lurker

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Originally Posted by Max Power

The side dish, Max Power has already concluded you are the type of individual that would steal an old ladies purse.

Expected outcome: Future Convict / Near Future Statistic

DO NOT WASTE MY TIME I HAVE SHIT TO DO
02-05-2018, 09:15 PM
thesidedish

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Originally Posted by The_Lurker

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Originally Posted by thesidedish

DO NOT WASTE MY TIME I HAVE SHIT TO DO

So I'm having the best time again moron??
02-05-2018, 09:21 PM
thesidedish

Why are u guys such hating trash, do u how time we having LET'S GO
02-05-2018, 09:22 PM
Max Power

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Originally Posted by thesidedish

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Originally Posted by Max Power

The side dish, Max Power has already concluded you are the type of individual that would steal an old ladies purse.

Expected outcome: Future Convict / Near Future Statistic

DO NOT WASTE MY TIME I HAVE SHIT TO DO

2 5 2018

Subject: The side dish

Purpose:

- Assess intelligence level
- Assess probability of positive or negative community impact
- Assess probability of contributions to society
- Assess probability of employment
- Assess moral compass
- Assess probability of incarceration
- Assess probability of being a True Republican

Findings:

- Mentally Challenged (Extreme Case)
- Negative community impact
- No meaningful contribution to society
- Low probability of low level employment
- Void of moral compass
- High probability of incarceration
- O% probability of being a true Republican

Conclusion: Near Future Statistic

Case closed

- Max Power
02-05-2018, 09:44 PM
Mintjewlips

Lol did druff hire.......nevermind......is this guy a poker forum consultant???....pretty niche market.....
02-05-2018, 10:09 PM
sonatine

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Originally Posted by thesidedish

Why are u guys such hating trash, do u how time we having LET'S GO

does anyone speak NFS?
02-05-2018, 10:44 PM
El Gallo

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02-05-2018, 11:27 PM
Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe

One factor I haven't mentioned in me favoring Trump over Clinton is that he's a male
02-05-2018, 11:57 PM
sonatine

allegedly
02-06-2018, 01:26 AM
thesidedish

I WILL RUIN THIS GUY AND ALSO SUICIDE FAIL. AND THEN WHAT? SOMETHING ELSE IRRELEVANT
02-06-2018, 09:26 AM
Max Power

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Originally Posted by thesidedish

I WILL RUIN THIS GUY AND ALSO SUICIDE FAIL. AND THEN WHAT? SOMETHING ELSE IRRELEVANT

The side dish, the only thing you will ruin is your chance of a productive and meaningful future, that of a true Republican.
02-06-2018, 09:35 AM
sonatine

It may be hard for the side dish to rise in society to the status of dish washer because of course, that is a role traditionally taken by DACA recipients. His MCEC symptoms would have to be well managed.

I suggest some form of aversion therapy, eg a low-current electric shock collar manned over the internet by stable, contributing members of society.

Obviously there would be a period where the money he earned would not be enough to pay for them to monitor him for visual and audio cues of his MCEC syndrome, but given the mental health issues at bar, I feel we could get at least some of the cost offset through an Obamacare program.
02-06-2018, 10:13 AM
The_Lurker

Sean Hannity has officially announced that the stock market crash is Obama's fault.

Thanks Obama.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/yup-sean-...043952694.html
02-06-2018, 12:11 PM
Mintjewlips

Smart dumb people....
02-06-2018, 12:22 PM
hongkonger

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Originally Posted by The_Lurker

Sean Hannity has officially announced that the stock market crash is Obama's fault.

Thanks Obama.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/yup-sean-...043952694.html

The Trump Bump was a dick right up the country's ass.
02-06-2018, 01:03 PM
devidee

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Sean Hannity has officially announced that the stock market crash is Obama's fault.

Thanks Obama.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/yup-sean-...043952694.html

The Trump Bump was a dick right up the country's ass.

Try to fill in the blanks on this one, bro...
02-06-2018, 01:04 PM
sonatine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM4pCKsAqNw

watch trump nod along and occasionally mouth the words to the speech he wrote for rep mccaul, then immediately start his own monolog literally a third of a second after mccaul is done. its fucking loopy.

and stick around for the part where he says hes going to shut down the government because of ms13.
02-06-2018, 01:05 PM
hongkonger

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Originally Posted by devidee

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Originally Posted by hongkonger

The Trump Bump was a dick right up the country's ass.

Try to fill in the blanks on this one, bro...

Trump's face on an FBI Ten Most Wanted List flyer?
02-06-2018, 01:07 PM
hongkonger

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Originally Posted by sonatine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM4pCKsAqNw

watch trump nod along and occasionally mouth the words to the speech he wrote for rep mccaul, then immediately start his own monolog literally a third of a second after mccaul is done. its fucking loopy.

and stick around for the part where he says hes going to shut down the government because of ms13.

Yes, shut it down please. Shut it down until there are sane, intelligent, conscientious people in charge again.
02-06-2018, 01:55 PM
sonatine

GPAP's fiance just basically torched Trump's legal defense that George was a peripheral errand boy.

And she did so on twitter, which is perhaps my favorite part of this story so far.

https://twitter.com/simonamangiante
02-06-2018, 02:07 PM
devidee

Anthony Weiner's contact list released by some anon...

https://web.archive.org/web/20180206...n.com/NfcM6YfF

Supposedly more info to be released from his computer.

Podesta's home phone number in there.

LULZ

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