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Some recent Chicago Mug Shot Photos and Scanner Calls
"The mother hit the 2-year-old in the face with a boot."
"10-4. Put a boot up the mother's ass."
"Caller said there was a man having a fight with an imaginary person..."
"Her boyfriend took 10 bags of heroin and 30 pills. He should be wearing a house arrest bracelet."
His brother stabbed him w/ a sword?
Doctor:"U were stabbed in the chest 6 hrs ago? Y'd u just come now?"
Patient:"I didn't plan to come but I am starting to get short of breath"
"Male white, 250 pounds, 5'2", wearing shorts on his head and refusing to leave the pharmacy."
"A male is sitting inside a tow truck. He is naked with poodle on his lap."
The callers daughter smoked some PCP & now she's on the porch naked
"Your Honor, my client is wearing a "Keep Calm & Stay Hard" shirt & smells of Fireball. Does THAT seem like a man behind on child support?"
A naked male in a tow truck flashing people
"He's throwing lighter fluid on her because she refused to barbecue his food"
He stabbed her in the stomach and forehead because she refused to date him.
"... There's a dragon inside the building."
"I'm sorry, you said a dragon?"
"Yes, a fire-breathing dragon."
Reminds me of Hockey Guy. Letterkenny FTW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI2GVcjXXI8
http://youtu.be/QVht6jEKqYsQuote:
Originally Posted by DRK Star
too funny
Feel better now?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gordman
stupid bitch forgot to turn the i in airQuote:
Originally Posted by Tellafriend
how DARE you impugn Vanna's capacity as a reliable letter turner.Quote:
Originally Posted by WillieMcFMLstupid bitch forgot to turn the i in airQuote:
Originally Posted by Tellafriend
Shitty photoshopper who didn't think things through enough, IMO. Also, more a phrase than a thing. These details matter.
OK FUCKING FIXED
So I just had this weird dream, when I woke up I found myself googling 'how does a dam work' and 'portable hydroelectric generator'
So this thing exists.. cool as hell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0S5v7GWsok
https://www.facebook.com/jack.boy.jr...type=2&theater
Chicago Police encountering some fine, upstanding youths
this is the type of shit they deal with every fucking day. Now, ask yourself how long it would take you until you "snapped". I'd love to say Its my job and I would stay calm, but: reality
more scanner calls:
They called because the car behind them had their high-beams on
Caller's roommate took his SSI check to buy crack w/ it?
a call of an Assault-In-Progress in the ER at Mt. Sinai Hospital.
Someone boarded a CTA bus with a gun. "There is one gun in his pocket and one gun in his hand."
While he was unloading groceries someone stole a gun from the car
79/Halsted: caller says a man in a black snowsuit is selling marijuana in Subway.
BONUS: Mug shot of the day
"Your shirt Lies"
At least DRK was right that if the police are caught doing something bad they will be punished.
Oh and he gets to chose when he feels like serving his sentence.
"McHenry will also be permitted to serve his sentence “in increments at his own discretion,” WSFA reported. The 182 days must be served within the next year."
State Trooper Gets Just 6 Months For Raping Car Accident Victim
"McHenry, of Rutledge, was supposed to help the victim on Dec. 6 when he was called to the scene of the accident in Butler County around 10 p.m.
Instead, the sicko threatened to arrest her after spotting pill bottles and an empty nasal spray bottle in her vehicle, Birmingham’s WVTM reported.
According to an affidavit, McHenry placed the woman in a caged area in the back of his squad car and drove her to an exit off Interstate 65 in south Alabama.
Once in a new location, he opened the back door and told her, “Fuck me or go to jail,” court papers state. He then pulled her pants down, raped her and afterward, forced her to perform oral sex, according to the documents.
McHenry then allegedly drove to another exit and dumped the victim at a closed store before taking off. The alleged assault ended around 1:45 a.m. on Dec. 7, court records state."
http://www.thedailybeast.com/article...nt-victim.html
PS I propose we leave the cop stuff out of this thread and leave it to be about dumb fun stuff.
Im sorry....is the thread not titled RANDOM things?
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Originally Posted by bukowski72
Its Alabama......for all we know, the victim he raped was his cousin.
Aren't you from an Italian neighborhood in Chicagoland? If so, should you be talking?Quote:
Originally Posted by DRK StarQuote:
Originally Posted by bukowski72
Its Alabama......for all we know, the victim he raped was his cousin.
props to the guy helsing himself. much bang.
can't be bothered to find my mix thread. so.....
https://www.mixcloud.com/DJ_Chaps/te...nic-spotlight/
friday night means prolly recording tonight, so more to come OBVIOUSLY.
'Goddess Temple' Leader Says Church Is Not A Brothel; Jury Disagrees
"The body is sacred," the defendant's son said. "That may include the genitals. In fact, I'm pretty sure it does.”
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/tracy...b03a405677f1a8
So I caught the last Gold Rush, saw this scene and I just had to..
Locks of Lurve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmucWOLnAb4
the cheese is the fucking man!!! him and tony beets are the all powerful gold team...I hope to be like tony when I grow up...beard and everything...
How A Lion, Tiger And Bear Became Ride-Or-Die Friends
"Their terrifying early months in life bonded the three together."
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/bear-...ushpmg00000063
Huge solar storm is producing these images of the Aurora over Britain tonight. Huge rarity to be so vivid in this part of the world.
This pic is of St Andrews golf course and the rest are just random places around the Uk
Gorgeous
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cc5jsKhWEAEc6Yu.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cc5kkd2WwAAe_J_.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cc5mY0QWAAATzd7.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cc5pWbQWIAMC0nt.jpg
Haha fuckingell
Beep beep!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kotWv4MCxNI
An oldie-but-goodie. 'Cause this fraudster was got good! LOL!
http://youtu.be/JGBiclVmoBk
Fools and their money... (LOL!)
http://youtu.be/dJ3QsZ5jz90
"Is the earth breathing?"
http://youtu.be/I0t782XXfBU
Let me tell you, personally i've been pretty damn drunk before. I have been full blown PISS ASS drunk before...
...but dammit, I can at least honestly say Ive never been "I'm driving around with a motherfuckin full grown tree embedded upright on the front of my vehicle" drunk before!
training for John Wick sequel maybe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc
http://memesvault.com/wp-content/upl...es-Whoa-09.jpg
ty i have been dying to see this no talent pig naked for ages
Better than Druff's LHE bot?
http://www.theverge.com/2016/3/9/111...eepmind-result
"A huge milestone has just been reached in the field of artificial intelligence: AlphaGo, a program developed by Google's DeepMind unit, has defeated legendary Go player Lee Se-dol in the first of five historic matches being held in Seoul, South Korea. Lee resigned after about three and a half hours, with 28 minutes and 28 seconds remaining on his clock. The series is the first time a professional 9-dan Go player has taken on a computer, and Lee is competing for a $1 million prize."