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and it's not me and looks like a legitimate account on instagram.....
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geek assests comment probably won't last long.... asking a legitimate question and some form of proof...
and it's not me and looks like a legitimate account on instagram.....
Another one of Chrissy's long rant FB posts, telling the same boring old story he keeps telling.
Only difference is, he left out the part about God telling him to be a sports bettor (his sore arse is probably confusing him).
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
If the screen shot cannot be read, I am sure someone else like BWB will post it with his comedic remarks.
The Bloat's same old garbage as zealanddonk initially posted.
Don't you just love it when The Bloat uses his insult strategy to try and snag some fresh suckers?
With his heart pounding after inhaling his cheap fix of crystal meth, he even stated that he sold drugs for a living.
Now there is a smart strategy. Announce to the world, that you were a dirt bag drug dealer.
How many people are going to want to trust a retired unsucessful drug dealer to make them money?
Good thinking by The Methed out Bloat.
"Acting in Hollywood" yeah he tried it, but he doesnt seem to have ever shown us any of his non-porno films.
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Just noticed he opens with the classic "and heres a lot of BS without any BS in it because I love to lie, a lot"
what do you think the odds are that the GayLord Krissy the Sissy will show the results of them 11 sports bets he has for today ??
i mean a few of them huge winners has had to resolve by now.....
Safe to say another Elite Chum quit and prompted this angry midget rant! My guess is Trent ‘Boy Toy’ Law!
Also as I posted this, Chrissy posted photos that look like NVB got his first hair cut! Surprised he didn’t make a 7 part mini-series out the whole ordeal! “Son, this is your first haircut and in 18 years you won’t have any more hair to cut thanks to my shitty genetics!”
I can't find that story on the BLOAT's Facebook anymore.
He seems to have replaced it with nonsense about "taking a family walk every day", in order to give off the false impression that they are a normal, happy family living the lives of their dreams.
Never mind that Chrissy controls Stacy like a second class citizen, won't let her have her own car, and Bubs has literally zero contact with other kids, nor does he go to preschool.
Oh, and Chrissy being gay couldn't exactly be good for their sex life.
But they take walks together, guys!
He deleted today's post as well as yesterday's where he said he was placing 11 sports bets for Monday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
It seems a bit early in the day for the sports bets to already not be panning out well for him.
Another possibility for the 2 post deletions is that both of these posts included a link to his website, something that he hasn't done for a long time.
The website is in his FB bio info, so I'm not sure why a link in his posts would be problematic on FB, but perhaps it is.
Shout out to BWB for the news break of Bub's first haircut.
I have a comment or two regarding that post.
"Our walks are FREE"? Are you kidding me?
Why in the world does that pea brain demon
even think about the monetary value of his family walks?
A little repetitive with my Mother's Day rant, but it is still fresh on my mind.
It is a pretty safe bet that The Bloat did not take Stacy out for Mother's Day or buy her a gift.
If he had, there would have been a post about it.
It must have been a Doordash evening and her gift was not having to pay for her own meal.
Forget that thought as Stacy has no money.
#Free Bubs
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Originally Posted by PickleballQuote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
If the screen shot cannot be read, I am sure someone else like BWB will post it with his comedic remarks.
The Bloat's same old garbage as zealanddonk initially posted.
Don't you just love it when The Bloat uses his insult strategy to try and snag some fresh suckers?
With his heart pounding after inhaling his cheap fix of crystal meth, he even stated that he sold drugs for a living.
Now there is a smart strategy. Announce to the world, that you were a dirt bag drug dealer.
How many people are going to want to trust a retired unsucessful drug dealer to make them money?
Good thinking by The Methed out Bloat.
So all his other business were failures but somehow was able to get his hands on half a million. Sure. I believe your business were failures but explain to me how you got your hands on 500k to lose in casinos?
So many of his posts he tries to pretend to be this deep thinker who has come out the other side---one of which money isn't the end all be all, yet his only thoughts are about money.
Then you have the ironic posts of him trying to shame people asking for hand outs when in the same breath he wants hands outs FROM those people....
Everyone that is uneducated and at first glance believes they can beat casino games. They seem so easy. Wrong!
I could go on and on with his stupidity. But he does have one "redeeming quality"(if you're his family and you don't want to be living out of a garbage can) he was able to sell magic beans to people. He didn't just lose everything. He took the time and effort to start selling and he has improved his lifestyle from before the scam to now...Obviously if he was more intelligent he could have done much better for himself and his family but at the very least he did more than most all degenerates would have done.
With that said, don't get me wrong he is human trash, but he still gets to live in doors because of it...
edit: i'll give him this also. You don't really see any clients(at least on SM) that come at him. They all just kinda walk back into the shadows. Heck even a lot of the former clients still post positively about him----we can all have our reasons about this, but no matter the reason he doesn't get much of any blow back(at least on SM)
The Bloat posted a video that was over ten minutes long.
He said that he is the GREATEST of the Mitchell generation. LOL
Talk about not raising the bar about three inches like his crooked pecker.
The usual uber driver to millionaire BS with additional comments that might be or might not be worth mentioning.
He will not disclose where they are going because it is a scam of some sort.
With great zest, his dead broke jealous douche bag haters were included.
He said that he is teaching his son (Bubs) to live the life of the goat.
That sounds scary to me. By the time Bubs is 12 or younger, he will be scamming
along with his father (if The Bloat is still alive). Maybe they can team up and pick pocket wallets?
He said that he is 99% positive that they are taking the trip of a lifetime tomorrow.
Look out for that 1% longshot that he uses as an excuse as to why they didn't go.
He announced he was paying for the most expensive vacation of his life because there
are no casinos where they are going and the casinos obviously would not pay for the trip.
He announced that he will not be gambling for a week. That is absolutely 1000% a complete lie.
I skimmed through his video as listening to his voice is like running your finger nails across a black board.
This was The Bloat's pumped up MLM type of speech that he has been doing for years now.
https://fb.watch/kzoGxmNdts/
So…to summarize today’s short video.
He’s rich and you’re not
He’s the smart one and Stacy doesn’t have the right mindset
Bubs can look forward to life living out of a suitcase
He might actually be going in a non-gambling trip for the first time in ages.
He’s got several huge purchases coming up (same guy who just said material things don’t matter…and then deleted that post. LOL). Hope these are better than his Cubs season tickets (wherein he has gone to three games so far and sat in the bleachers for all three)
He’s got more money in one bank account than all of the Federal Reserve (well okay he didn’t actually say this…but still)
And oh..he bought his Tahoe for 90K…implication being that it was in cash. We already know better.
This seemed like an overly projecting video wherein he kept emphasizing that living in a high rise was his dream and he’s showing where he “currently lives”. Could a Chicago departure be imminent?
The number of "fucks" in a video corresponds directly to how tilted this little worm is.
Thanks for sharing the link:
Watching Chrissy's nonsense now: Forget starring in movies, he should be directing them. He's plotted this out like Scorsese or possibly Hitler [starting quiet, growing in rage]
Chrissy opens with a shot of Chicago and starts wanking on about all the places he can see from his apartment that he rents.
1m10s He starts to drink from a can of monster: I forget now, didnt he swear off those or is it the greatest drink ever made that gives him super sexual powers?
1m27s he walks past his poorly hung Vegas canvas. So despite telling us how much he loves Chicago, he still has to highlight he'd rather be degenning it in the desert.
1m35 he starts the sainted mother story.
2m tells us his mother started crying when he told her he'd get rich and take care of her, crying because she knew then he was a complete muppet and wouldnt be able to earn an honest living.
2m13 claims cancer is also known as the stress of life.
2m35 claims he did most of his learning by watching adults.
He probably should have watched the teacher write things on the blackboard.
2m40 claims as a child he never had mentors telling him how to get rich *boo hoo*
2m55 claims it was then he decided to do the opposite of what everyone else was doing because other people he knew were fat and miserable.
3m starts a rant about getting a good education, go to college, getting a good job.
3m25s claims he became an enterpeur at age 5 by selling baseball cards, and he's been selling things ever since
Its been awhile since we've delved into the backstory, but isnt this a new lie, I mean new element in the backstory?
I mean, we know he sold his arse at 18, but the cards at 5 seems new.
Does this mean Bubs will be selling baseball cards in a couple of years time?
3m50 Chrissy takes another slug of Monster and tells us there are very few people like him in the world [yeah no kidding, and thank fuck for that]
He claims hes not doing it to brag [complete lie] or that people watching arent as good as him [going for the nut low chums now]
4m15s claims hes always been a risk taker and always go and do, or go and get what he wanted.
4m20s Looks away from the camera, gives us the infamous cock sucker laugh cue a complete lie coming
5m04 gives a long snort, which as past videos show seems to hit after slurping his monster drink.
He's paused and rambled about seeing the big building in chicago and telling Stacey it was his big boy dream to live in such a building.
What a fucking waste of time this nonsense is.
5m30 claims sometimes he wakes up in the clouds
assumedly this is reference to either smoking weed, or other drug induced idiocy which he was living long before he got to chicago
5m40s And boom goes the dynamite
Chrissy starts bagging on Stacey for being frugal and not having a millionaire mindset.
Why, you ask?
Because she's seen Chrissy being bare arsed broke before, and knows what he did to get by, and she doesnt want that.
She wants a nice stable house (yeah yeah, for those who call her horse faced, thats a rough comment) and she wants to know there is actual real money, not Chrissy fantasy land money.
5m45s Chrissy shakes his head as he says he loves her
Yeah no dawg, go back to acting school.
He now claims _he's_ the millionaire.
Better hope you have a pre-nup and post-nup and that you wont be singing Kayne's "Golddigger" any time soon.
Except as we know, Stacey "was messing with a broke nigga"
5m55s Chrissy re-enforces that its all his money, Stacey isnt allowed any money, Stacey has to ask Chrissy when she wants to spend anything
remember kids, thats love!
6m20 Chrissy then claims Stacey pulled the exaggerated cocksucker face when she it was $10k a month to live in their apartment
I doubt Stacey has sucked any cock for quite some time [well, not Chrissy's at any rate]
So, Chrissy is playing up that Stacey is a complete yokel, concerned about money, whereas he'll happily fuck it all away.
6m45s Chrissy drops his first F bomb to remind the viewers how tough and manly he is, after negging his wife for a full minute.
7m second F bomb as chrissy tells us that indeed 5 months at $10k, is $50k in rent.
He sounds like he's realised that he could have used that money as a deposit for a house, which is clearly what Stacey wants, rather than indulging these man-child fantasies of her idiot husband.
7m10s Chrissy must have written this script out, he now states he knows us jealous douce bag haters would be calling him a fucking idiot, so he reverses it and calls the viewers fucking idiots
7m35 claims most his viewers have lived in the same house for 30 years???? Yeah thats called stability
Chrissy brags he takes a vacation every month, except where does he go? Places where he can gamble, which he can do at home (more on this later)
7m59 repeats his claim he has 7 different bank accounts like this is somehow impressive.
8m15s claims hes not telloing us to brag but rather he's living his goat life.
He is dismissive of his wife, has a son with severe problems he does nothing about, he himself is an idiot, and he's posting his nonsense on FB because he lost his youtube channels and cant trust Rumble and somehow this is meant to be something we should all strive to achieve.
8m26s claims he is the GOAT in the Mitchell generation: in other words, between him and his bastard half-brother*, he's better
"Let that sink in", he's competing with one other person, and he claims he's the better of the two.
*this storyline was never fully explained, especially as to why Chrissy's mother ended up looking after Andrew, despite Chrissy's claims that Andrew has a different mother.
Who knows maybe there is a 3rd brother out there.
8m29s Chrissy claims he's etaching Bubs the goat life, which to be honest is the only thing he's teahcing Bubs.
8m59 Chrissy uses a fair amount of weaseling to claim his trip tomorrow was paid by him and not a casino, and there will be no gambling.
Chrissy forgets he keeps telling us he can gamble on his phone, and he has always dodged questions about the legality of gambling online from different jurisidictions
So, expect him to slip up around day 3 when his balls get itchy and tell us all the wonderful betting he did on his phone and how much money he made.
9m25 Chrissy goes back to strwman and projection by claiming his viewers are fighting with their spouses over money, kids are asking for stuff and the viewer is too poor to provide
ITs a good thing Bubs is mostly non-verbal so cant ask Chrissy to buy him things
9m55 Chrissy tells everyone to quit their jobs and go travel the world then launches into he's a professional gambler
10m20s new version of the Chrissy gambling origin story: God didnt tell him to bet sports, he went to the casino and figured out he could make fast cash
Expect another smiting and another sore arse for Chrissy.
10m30s Claims he can print money on demand, at any city he wants to go to complete lie if he wants us to believe he is going somewhere without casinos
Ends with a ramble of nonsense.
So, do watch this if you have missed Chrissy rambling like an idiot.
Skip it, because other than the "sold cards as a kid" which might be new, and negging Stacey which he used to do a lot of, there is nothing particularly interesting in this
ZD pretty well nailed it above, so I’ll just leave a few Classic Chrissy Contradicting Memes!
And that claim of paying 90K for a Chevy Tahoe k1500 Z71 is… a Complete Lie!
Not that anyone actually believes he paid anything close to 90K for that shitty Tahoe. But if he tries to pass it off as “Hurr hurr I meant including add-ons, strap-ons, dildo fees and butt plug extras is gonna cost me 90K!” He’d have to be the shittiest negotiator on Earth! This is how he talked Bob into signing for the Lexus 2 years ago!
well i guess we don't get to see them results of the 11 big boy sports bets from yesterday ......by the greatest sports bettor of all time LMAO
he must have done so well that he didn't have to make an emergency run to the casino and play spinny and baccy to make up for the losses on his sports bets ( 5k ) like the other day....
and who is gonna watch the cats while he is away on his big boy vacation ??
do you think the " vacation " is a master mind event disguised as a vacation.... to fool the dead beat broke douche bag haters ?? ... i do....
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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Very well could be! Perhaps today's angry smurf rant was directed at the 3 or 4 chums that can't make the last minute getaway Paycation hosted by the Bloat!
When he brags about being able to go on vacation several times a month, it's a shot at the Chums who tell him they can't make it because of work. He even said some stupidity about how they should go to their Boss and tell him "he's fired... I quit hurr hurr!"
It's been 45 days since the last Chums meeting he desperately threw together and with only 2 weeks left in this month, he may very well be trying to extort money from the handful of idiots left. Under the guise of his Super Duper Secret Bestest Most Amazingest Winny Spinny Strategy yet!
How much did he beg for this time and tell them it was a "test"??? $2500, $4000 or likely $5000? The same amount they LOST following his stupid midget moronic bets, like the 25 bets a week ago, the 11 bets days ago and the 60K bet that has never been mentioned since!
Holy smokes! The Bloat made another video about 4 hours ago.
The theme was The Mitchell's daily walk.
The Bloat made Stacy back him up in this video. She said so many lines on que.
I have never heard her so vocal.
One of the classic moments was when The Bloat said, " every single day it is like this for us (freedom) and Stacy replies, "Yes it is!"
Next he says, "she doesn't have to get up and go to a damn job like most people." Stacy replies, "That's freedom and I am taking it!"
The Bloat says..."She was the one who told me this gambling thing was never gonna work. And now she tells me... Stacy on que says, "Freedom".
The Bloat states that Stacy can wake up whenever she wants and take a nap whenever she wants. She quickly interjects, "No I get up at 6 am" and she points at Bubs in his baby carriage.
The Bloat agrees that Bubs does wake up at 6:00 am but contradicts her (he has an aggravated look on his face because Stacy ad libbed) and says that she can take a nap whenever she wants.
After that shitty comment by The Bloat, Stacy is silent and looks pissed to me.
He treats her like she is some dumb ass house wife who cannot think for herself.
Sadly she has allowed this to happen.
Why doesn't the millionaire hire a nanny who can take care of Bubs at 6:00 am?
I am stopping here as I know that either Zeal or BWB or Tariq can do a write-up 100% better than I can.
https://fb.watch/kzXUVRfC7V/
Chrissy once again going on a rant about people being fat. He's clearly projecting because of the recent video where he admitted he ate so much crap on their "paycation" and now he's on a juice detox. I'm guessing that detox didn't last and he's back to his old habits which is why he's being like this as well.
I hate to think what terrible things he says to Stacy in private when he's like this.
Thanks to Pickleball posting the clip
https://fb.watch/kzXUVRfC7V/
We open with an ooook from Bubs, and Chrissy looking a bit homeless: unshaven, slightly disorientated and the like
Stace is more than 3 steps behind Chrissy, as a good woman in a repressive regime should be,
Slow pan of Lake Michigan.
Speaking of slow, Chrissy's morning monster seems to have worn off.
1m49 Chrissy says "tomorrow we FLY to start our one week vacation"
Thats not to say he isnt off to Florida and then getting a cruise ship.
2m Stacey says Bubs is looking for baby sharks...in the lake.
While she is probably just being silly, this doesnt bode well for NVB.
A topless atheletic man runs past but Chrissy maintains his composure and doesnt drool.
2m42 Despite being a sports betting expert, or former expert, who knows, story changes each week Chrissy has to ask Stace who the white sox are playing
She probably knows because its one of the few changes of freedom she has, and slight chance Chrissy might hurr hurr the right team for a change.
3m Chrissy snorts and touchs his nostrils like he is searching for a couple of precious grains.
Stace says sleep's overrated and Chrissy ignores her.
3m30s Chrissy claims its goat life, when all he is doing is walking by a lake, and looks fat, tired and stupid.
4m Chrissy brags Stace can wake up whenever she wants. She corrects him that she's up at 6am looking after NVB.
4m30s Chrissy decide to indulge Bubs, and claims there was a big shark in the lake.
Imagine when poor Bubs is 12, Chrissy is still in prison [and probably enjoying it], he stumbles across this video and what does he see, his father being an idiot.
Ok ok, Bubs could watch almost any of Chrissy's videos and realise Chrissy is an idiot, this one is just really advertising it.
4m45 When asked if Bubs saw a shark, Bubs agrees to humour Chrissy, because Bubs knows what happens when you make Chrissy look bad.
5m Chrissy slips and says spending every minute with your wife, and your daughter, then son.
Is ULD also getting roped into this casino free vacation or is Chrissy just going full idiot today?
5m2 Stace says something, and Chrissy again ignores her.
Chrissy states he wants to jump into the lake, unsurprisingly most of us also want to see him do that.
6m10s Chrissy repeats his claim he's flying to his tropical getaway.
My guess would be Hawaii.
6m30 a group of young women run past Chrissy
Fortunately, while most men would oogle and possibly make inappropriate comments, Chrissy doesnt say anything.
Seems he was completely uninterested in women.
6m54 Chrissy tells us about the John Hancock building and how they have a special TILT feature.
He must have visited there on New Year's Eve.
You can very much miss this one other than seeing Stace correct Chrissy, and him then ignore her for most of the rest of the walk.