Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

And Chrissy's boycott of evil social media AND chrissy's boycott of idiot sucker side bets in Baccky continues with him posting what I suspect is an older picture of him betting all sorts of Baccky shenanigans today.

Someone in the comments identified the likely casino, but no response from our hero yet.

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Doesn't the Bloat usually bet two black chips?

Now he claims that $10,000 a hand is NORMAL. Complete lie.

Here are the pictures that zealanddonk mentioned in his post.

Zeal might be correct about him holding up the chips being an old picture.

I posted a picture of him that he posted yesterday, to compare with today’s picture.

It looks to me like his beard is grayer in yesterday’s than todays.

It just might be an old picture. I do not recognize his red play clothes.

What no sports betting or tickets again???

Yesterday’s picture -



Todays picture -







Now that statement regarding gambling for a living isn't for the weak and timid, is sure to NOT attact new chums.

Another blunder statement by the seriously confused Bloat.

Where to start? Well the beginning of Kyle’s lies are usually best!



Just 3 years ago, the Colt Dolt was “terrified” to place $100 bets. Yet he was brazenly taking Rick Lee, Tommy Nguyen and the rest of the happy hopefuls to Baccy tables from Bellagio to Biloxi…







Annnnnnnd we all know people who have no fear do things like nervously twist the cards to “chase the demons out” and in Chrissy’s case, rebuke Satan!



What’s truly telling about this hand, is how much the Banker cards are excessively twisted! Especially the final card drawn, which is an irrelevant 4 sided card equaling a 9!

The rules in Baccarat are Banker only draws on two card 6 if the Player 3rd card drawn is a 6 or 7. In this case the Player started with 3 and drew a 7 for a Point total of Zero! The worst hand in Baccarat and a No win hand for the Player side there. So those betting Banker would have Nothing to worry about and are in a stress free scenario!

Chrissy having bet on Banker and the Banker 6, essentially can’t lose the hand! The Worst case scenario is Banker draws a 4 and the hand is a Tie(push). He would just lose the $100 on the Dragon side bet and push the main bet. Which means he Needed that Side bet to win BIG, in addition to that Main bet. If he didn’t need the $100 side bet to win Big, then he simply would have just flopped over the 3rd banker card without all the twisting and bending the card theatrics.

Once he knew that it was a 4 sided card, the Bonus was guaranteed at that point. As the card could Only be a 9 or 10, giving the Banker either a final total of 6 or as in this case a reduction to 5! A 5 point spread on the dragon pays out 2 to 1, whereas a 6 point spread would have paid 4 to 1. Again not Huge money at $200 less, but certainly nothing worth twisting and bending the card like Kyle laughably did in his Vy Dang “secretly recorded” video randomly sent by a “fan”!

I know this is probably insignificant to most of you who don’t play Baccy for reals, but it stands out to a savvy veteran of the game like myself.

Oh and he did Not bet 10K, it’s actually $9,400 on the Main Banker bet and $100 on the Dragon.



Sure it’s nitpicking, but still makes him a liar. He likely threw his last money on that bet, did all the monkey jumps for the table trolls and Needed a big hit like 10-1 or 30-1 on Dragon to happen to save his night. Lucky for him this is the No commission version of Baccy, otherwise that $470 commission would have probably still had him down despite Mitchy galing with his pants around his ankles like his Paragon Men days!




His drive home would’ve looked like this had that bet not won!

Another obvious question:

For someone who claimed to have $400k in his big boy chase bankroll bank account months ago [so assumedly its bigger now], and has anywhere between $25k to $50k with him AND wins daily

Why does he need some fast cash?

One last thing I just noticed, sorry to ramble on folks, but it’s kinda my thing! This might actually be the reason the banker cards were so twisted.



This table has the Lucky 6 side bet! Which pays out 12-1 for a 2 card Banker 6 win and a 20-1 for a Three Card Banker 6 win!

THAT is likely the reason why he was twisting that last card so much, had it been a 10 instead of a 9, he would have been paid out 20-1 on his side bet, which was likely $100 or at least $50. Meaning the little midget really NEEDED that extra dime or two to save his night.

He probably crumpled back into his booster seated chair after seeing the card was a 9 effectively losing the Lucky 6 Bonus bet that a former Masturbator said Only “Crazy Stupid Asains” play those side bets!



Speaking of suckers, how these folks doing after getting thrown out of Rivers casino cuz their midget mentor threw a toddler tantrum and is now Banned from playing table games at Rivers Des Plaines!

If we are going to relive 2020, we should talk about how Chrissy got thrown out of Venetian/Palazzo for what was likely suspicion of money laundering.

In reality, he likely wasn't money laundering.

Instead, the Colt Dolt kept buying in for $5k or $10k and then barely playing, winning $200, and cashing out the whole thing. This exactly fits the pattern of money laundering (where people attempt to wash illegally obtained money by feigning it came from casino wins), so Venetian got very suspicious.

By his own admission, they put him through a very long process to cash out. Then we never saw him at Venetian/Palazzo again, and I heard the rumor he was banned!

:lol


The funny part of this whole thing is that it only occurred because Chrissy wants to feel like a rich guy. He couldn't buy in for $1k like a normal person playing $100/hand, and then add money once he needed it. Instead he bought in for $5k-$10k so he could feel like a high roller, and then got static for quitting so quickly. Note that it was likely not the first time he did this there, which probably raised the red flags.

I would have paid money to be a witness to this whole thing, and the tantrum Chrissy probably threw when they were questioning him. We know from Lee Bradbury's story in court with Chrissy, regarding how much Chrissy hates authority.

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Pickleball: Where were those pictures taken that show the baccy table and the bent cards?

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Judging by the Lion emblem on the chips, someone in Chrissy’s comments deduced it’s an MGM property. Detective Rivers went one step further and pontificated that it may very well be MGM National Harbor in the DC area.

I’m not sure as I’ve only been there Once over 6 years ago and I don’t recall seeing Baccy tables with So many gimmicks like No Commission annnnnnnd Lucky 6 annnnnnnd Dragon Side bets! Maybe they changed the felt to the new layout after COVID and added that horrible Progressive for Natural 9. Usually a No Commission table has a catch like Dragon 7 where a Banker winning hand of 7 with 3 cards is a push instead of a win. Or you have to play the Dragon 7 side bet which only pays out for a winning Three card banker 7. That’s clearly not on that table instead they have the Lucky 6 side bet, which Chrissy was twisting and bending that 3rd card for in hopes of striking it for the big payout!

Instead he got the turd card and had to ask Bob to come wipe up the mess he made in his not so shiny Nike shorts!

Anyone listen (or try to listen with the horrible sound quality) of YTSE most recent YT video? Could anyone make any sense out of that? Or was that just an old recording of the phone call from like 2 years ago?

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Originally Posted by RMS9

Anyone listen (or try to listen with the horrible sound quality) of YTSE most recent YT video? Could anyone make any sense out of that? Or was that just an old recording of the phone call from like 2 years ago?

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Definitely a call from some time Last year, when he went to Vegas with Stewman and flunkies!

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Pickleball: @BWB - Are you sure that the picture he posted was actually his bet? I haven't seen any pictures with him seated at the table? If it was his bet, I agree that it was definitely a Marty party. Dumb ass bald midget.

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I’m pretty sure it’s his bet, he would bet some odd amount like $9400 on Banker and $100 on dragon with an “insurance” bet on Lucky 6. He has donked off Black chips before on Sucker bets with large main bets to cover the inevitable bonus bet loss.

And he’s bet larger amounts with Rick Lee and Tommy Nyguyen watching years ago. Granted they were all Losing efforts, but he has bet 10K nonetheless.

Of course it’s possible that he watched from behind(his favorite position) and asked the actual bettor if he could snap a photo in the chair. This is a guy who got naked, oiled up and did naked sit-ups next to 4 bigger and more well endowed dudes after all ! But since Chrissy’s small penis and small man complex is already on full tilt, we’ll give little Kyle the benefit of a doubt here!

Looks like our hero is now a slot pro.

But we all know his preference is handles with big knobs.

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Originally Posted by Phantom Limb

Looks like our hero is now a slot pro.

But we all know his preference is handles with big knobs.

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You have to bet 45$/spin on that machine to win the progressives.50x for the BLOAT, big deal!

I seem to remember a time when Chrissy moaned about people having jackpot mentalities and slots were for greedy idiots.

And here we are.

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

I seem to remember a time when Chrissy moaned about people having jackpot mentalities and slots were for greedy idiots.

And here we are.

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I mean, if he's just churning free play for slots he's earned in the past, it may be worth it the go on a "paycation", if you promise your wife you are finished playing -EV table games and actually follow through (tee hee)...

Then again, he may be PLAYING THOSE SLOTS WITH HIS OWN $$$ in which case we witnessing a major case of the itchy ���� ⚽ which should make all remaining chums declare "Mitchellgate" and finally go for that CC chargeback.

Guess which one he will claim now that he has read this?

:lol2

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Originally Posted by PROUDBOY MAGA 2024

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Originally Posted by Phantom Limb

Looks like our hero is now a slot pro.

But we all know his preference is handles with big knobs.

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You have to bet 45$/spin on that machine to win the progressives.50x for the BLOAT, big deal!

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No word on table game wins or sports betting wins? Sounds scary Chrissy. Keep playing the slots and tap out sooner than later.

Maybe he should start an inner circle for slot players?

You know, teach them the right mind set or command the machines to payout?

His Gaycation will be just another losing idea.

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Originally Posted by Forum Wars

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

I seem to remember a time when Chrissy moaned about people having jackpot mentalities and slots were for greedy idiots.

And here we are.

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I mean, if he's just churning free play for slots he's earned in the past, it may be worth it the go on a "paycation", if you promise your wife you are finished playing -EV table games and actually follow through (tee hee)...

Then again, he may be PLAYING THOSE SLOTS WITH HIS OWN $$$ in which case we witnessing a major case of the itchy ���� ⚽ which should make all remaining chums declare "Mitchellgate" and finally go for that CC chargeback.

Guess which one he will claim now that he has read this?

:lol2

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Wuddya mean? All he does is win Hurr hurr.!?!?

Except here…




Annnnnnnnd here!!!




Forcing him to pull this stunt… again!



How’s that “extremely valuable piece of information” going for the Chums???



Dave Pruett… Gone!
Josh Never a ChamPion… Gone!
Jackie Happy Ending Mast… Gone!
Austin Empty Pockets Grear… Gone!
Allan Ham n Egger… Gone!

Maybe Bird Brain will flutter back to Chrissy when he sees this!




I’ve gone over his lies of slot wins before, so I won’t go into the details for once! I’ll just say he definitely Played through several thousand on those machines to get those “jackpots”. And we know he goes full tilt after losing on tables and sports bets only to end up donking off more money on slots in the end. Just so he can photo these pathetic pictures and convince himself, “he’ll get it all back”… lol what a loser!

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

I’ve gone over his lies of slot wins before, so I won’t go into the details for once! I’ll just say he definitely Played through several thousand on those machines to get those “jackpots”. And we know he goes full tilt after losing on tables and sports bets only to end up donking off more money on slots in the end. Just so he can photo these pathetic pictures and convince himself, “he’ll get it all back”… lol what a loser!

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I commented earlier that CM "won" these 4 jackpots on 3 different machines, but now that I'm looking closer at the photos, I think it was 4 different machines (2 machines are identical but the background of the photos are different).

I just don't think it's possible that CM won 4 sizable payouts (including 2 hand pays) on 4 different machines and was able to do all of this (including the ID check and paperwork for the hand pays) in the 45 minutes that he claims.

He hasn't posted a video either on FB or Instagram of any of these big wins, so unless he posts a live video of at least one of the jackpots happening, I think he just wandered around the casino and took photos with machines that other people got jackpots on.

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Originally Posted by Tariq Reed

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

I’ve gone over his lies of slot wins before, so I won’t go into the details for once! I’ll just say he definitely Played through several thousand on those machines to get those “jackpots”. And we know he goes full tilt after losing on tables and sports bets only to end up donking off more money on slots in the end. Just so he can photo these pathetic pictures and convince himself, “he’ll get it all back”… lol what a loser!

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I commented earlier that CM "won" these 4 jackpots on 3 different machines, but now that I'm looking closer at the photos, I think it was 4 different machines (2 machines are identical but the background of the photos are different).

I just don't think it's possible that CM won 4 sizable payouts (including 2 hand pays) on 4 different machines and was able to do all of this (including the ID check and paperwork for the hand pays) in the 45 minutes that he claims

He hasn't posted a video either on FB or Instagram of any of these big wins, so unless he posts a live video of at least one of the jackpots happening, I think he just wandered around the casino and took photos with machines that other people got jackpots on.

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I couldn’t edit my rep.He posted three handpays and not sure what the five reel machine paid? $750.00? There were definitely two identical machines in different locations. This tactic of taking pictures of other people’s handpays fits Chrissy to a tee. He is such a leech as he sucks the blood and other fluids out of his chums.

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

I’ve gone over his lies of slot wins before, so I won’t go into the details for once! I’ll just say he definitely Played through several thousand on those machines to get those “jackpots”. And we know he goes full tilt after losing on tables and sports bets only to end up donking off more money on slots in the end. Just so he can photo these pathetic pictures and convince himself, “he’ll get it all back”… lol what a loser!

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I commented earlier that CM "won" these 4 jackpots on 3 different machines, but now that I'm looking closer at the photos, I think it was 4 different machines (2 machines are identical but the background of the photos are different).

I just don't think it's possible that CM won 4 sizable payouts (including 2 hand pays) on 4 different machines and was able to do all of this (including the ID check and paperwork for the hand pays) in the 45 minutes that he claims.

He hasn't posted a video either on FB or Instagram of any of these big wins, so unless he posts a live video of at least one of the jackpots happening, I think he just wandered around the casino and took photos with machines that other people got jackpots on.

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He ddint say jackpots, just prizes.
But agreed, occam's razor is very much he goobered his greasy way around the casino, asked the person if they knew who he was (blank responses all around) and then took a photo with someone else's prize.

Also agreed, the odds of 4 big wins in a land base casino is pretty unlikely, even if he had Stace and Bubs signing for him and collecting the money.

Chrissy posted a video a couple of hours ago.

https://fb.watch/kulhDEz8zi/

He casually mentioned that he won money (at least $2,000.00) at every casino that he went to.

He announced that they traveled in his SUV. I thought that he rented a car for the trip?

He went to some baseball games.

He is now detoxing with his cold press greens in liquid form. That should last one day.

He said that they have been eating garbage during his trip. That isn't anything new.

He announced that in one week they would be flying to an amazing, luxurious, peaceful, getaway vacation.

He proclaimed that he is not going to be doing any gambling whatsoever and there are no casinos around.

They will be laying out at an exotic tropical location at the beach.

He asked Stacy if she is looking forward to this trip and told her, "don't say where it is".

He said they were headed back to Chicago.

My take on his vacation that he just took, is that he lost his ass once again.

Suddenly it was no longer a paycation.

I am going to guess that they will be staying at the Atlantis Hotel in the Bahamas.

Yes there is a casino there but he will choose to ignore what he said in this video.

Is it realistically possible that Chrissy could go anywhere except to jail or a prison for five days and

not be able to gamble? I don't think so.

No mention of his inner circle club which must be extinct by now.

Isn't it interesting that he did not upload any videos at the ball games, at restaurants or hotels, his comped suites, except for the hotel in Boston?


Maybe they just stayed at Pops home after DC since his bankroll should have been close to depleted?

For now, his days of comped trips should be over.

I do not know how he can afford to go on another vacation as there is no question

in my mind that he lost his ass on this trip.

It looks to me like he is working on a new scam that he hasn't announced yet.

Bubs was still in his pajamas.

That's all I have. What a loser.

"He announced that in one week they would be flying to an amazing, luxurious, peaceful, getaway vacation.

He proclaimed that he is not going to be doing any gambling whatsoever and there are no casinos around.

They will be laying out at an exotic tropical location at the beach.

He asked Stacy if she is looking forward to this trip and told her, "don't say where it is"."

If its such a wonderful place, that haters cant get to easily, why would it matter if she said?

As with just about everything Chrissy does, his idiocy comes out sooner or later, so why not brag now, its not like he hasnt bragged before.

I doubt its somewhere that needs a passport, since they'd need to get one for Bubs, and thats a lot of effort for a prop.

Given how often he gets itchy balls, its also highly unlikely he'd actually go somewhere without casinos.

As I think BWB or someone mentioned earlier in the week, he seems to be heading to Florida, so that meets all the requirements.

Just watch Stacy to know how things are really going!

Doesn't wanna be in the vid, doesn't wanna talk.