Hahahaha, today’s post is classic Chrissy Lying Bullshit!
Since PB nailed it above, I’ll just add this!
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Hahahaha, today’s post is classic Chrissy Lying Bullshit!
Since PB nailed it above, I’ll just add this!
Tehcnically Chrissy did decide to stop, he could have made another channel, posted some nonsense and had it shut down after 3 days.
For someone who tries to make social media a happy place, he sure does rant about haters a lot.
Christopher Mitchell's whole existence in this world is to get money by any means necessary to gamble, he doesn't care about his own child NVB/NWB or his wife Stacy, inevitably he loses his money over & over & over & over again! he is in the top 0.001% addictive degenerate gamblers who will do anything for money, literally anything, if he could steal money out of his Mother's dying old hands to go gamble with he would, he is pure evil scum of the earth!
BLOAT will never win gambling even if he had an unlimited money supply to Mitchellegay with, we are talking about someone who doesn't even understand basic kindergarten micky mouse mathematics & probabilities
That whole FB rant from him today is him projecting again like usual, he can't even show all the deadbroke jealous doooshbag haters a win anymore, without his YouTube we haven't even seen a $100/hit n run online lol like who is even scamming anymore!?!
He must be doing Gay escorting & Gay porn again, if he's not out of the Chitown condo by the end of April, he is back to doing Gay for pay sex work 100000000%
I know we'll probably never find out the exact number, but how many of those messages from broke douche bag haters, are really current or former chums asking why his #1 top, guaenteed big boy lock of the century Bruins to win game 7 bet, lost?
Without social media does Chrissy go back to wandering casinos and approaching strangers claiming to be a baccy expert? That may just be a story a certain someone made up for Trip Advisor but I can see him doing it.
Reaction from Christopher Mitchell after the spanking & beating he took from betting the 1st round of the NHL & NBA playoffs
This is likely Chrissy’s next move to get even with the Casino’s’s’s
https://youtu.be/9qTH_ez4NlY
Though he’s really only known for blowing truckers and Big Loads…
Well, we know he left Boston as he posted his mid-week suite footage finally! Mid Week Mitchell of course makes no mention of his bet on the Bruins which Lost , like his 5 x bet On the Bucks!
Can a coke to Pickleball for correctly guessing that Chrissy got an oversized suite for no other reason than to compensate for his small dick!
I already left a rep so I had to reply with a quote.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
This is likely Chrissy’s next move to get even with the Casino’s’s’s
https://youtu.be/9qTH_ez4NlY
Though he’s really only known for blowing truckers and Big Loads…
Well, we know he left Boston as he posted his mid-week suite footage finally! Mid Week Mitchell of course makes no mention of his bet on the Bruins which Lost , like his 5 x bet On the Bucks!
Can a coke to Pickleball for correctly guessing that Chrissy got an oversized suite for no other reason than to compensate for his small dick!
I forgot to mention that Chrissy couldn't stay off of his FB page for one entire day without posting.
There will not be a day that goes by where he doesn't use "social media".
As usual, he posts a BS message that he never intended on honoring.
He couldn't stay away from the casino tables for even one week.
He couldn't stop betting on sports the last time after his $21K bath on Georgia.
He seem to post these change of life messages after losing a lot of money.
Everyone agrees without proof, that the Dolt lost a big chunk of money
Martingaling on the Boston Bruins. Truthfully, I hope he was Mitchellgaling!!!
It appears some of the Chums are making casino trips without The Bloat!Quote:
RMS9: He’s better known for making claims, seeing what sticks with his intellectually challenged followers, and ultimately following through with nothing. Rinse and repeat. Predictable as me taking a daily shit.
After the OOPSY cameo in Chrissy’s attempt to look like randoms at the Casino’s’s’s film him like he’s a celebrity, she made her own trip to Rivers in Pittsburgh!
She even took the time to shoutout Chrissy, here she is holding him by his tail!!!
Wonder what her Polish mail order husband thinks of her wasting his money on casino gambling advice from a Shrimp dick midget like Christopher?
And old Trent Law is looking rough in his recent photo! I guess he is no longer ‘having to much fun’ following the chums and their sports bets? Or did he finally hit those Big losses betting on his hometown Bruins because his Gay Porn midget idol told him to take out another pay day loan for the bet? And here’s the dude Trent was making out with before he started pining for Little Kyle!
How is Chrissy going to have his monthly Chums Masturbator mind meeting this month with his World Tour Paycation in full swing? It’s been over a month since the last MM event where they Lost, how must they be feeling with their brainless leader abandoning them again and breaking his word for the 29th time in a year??
Or this all just a “test” that he planned 6 months ago when he couldn’t afford to pay his rent or the Chevy Tahoe loan payment???
When I saw the picture of 'bubs playing on the floor with mutiple toy cars on a very patterned carpet in the expansive hotel room, I got an uncomfortable feeling, but did not know why initially.
Now I do: a scene from The Shining with little Danny:
And we all remember how that movie ended, right?
Very true, taking a closer look at Vy Dang’s friend Ivy Nguyen(No Relation to Former Elite Chum Alumni Tommy anyhu em), reveals that old Vy ‘Gosh Dang It Dude’ had a rather fun life and active friend circle. She even had semi-normal colored hair!Quote:
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zealanddonk: Amazing how they look happy and generally having fun without Chrissy sucking the joy out of the whole thing
Granted, they’re ALL Vietnamese like her, but still they seem like decent friends who don’t force her to run across the country just to hang out and copy them bet for bet!
So what happened to Vy that got her stuck in the endless stupidity of one Chrissy Kyle Prescott Mitchell?
Did her husband force her to move to Columbus and break ties with her fellow countrywomen? Did she develop a gambling addiction that scared off the ladies?
From her recent trip to Rivers Casino, I doubt She was the one who claimed to quit the group! (My money is on Nancy Schaffer!) So what is keeping her in all these co-dependent calamities?? And why does she keep changing her hair color like a teenage girl who’s favorite K-Pop band broke up after her parents divorced???
Sooooo I didn’t wanna go this route and veer off topic further regarding the friends of Vy Dang. But I’m fairly sure the “Lady in Red” is a transgender teen. Which is fairly common and accepted in places like Vietnam, Thailand and the Philippines. Red dress goes by the name ‘ Ken’ on FB and without starting a trans bashing saga here, I’ll just say you can find her FB page if you really want to. But for once I won’t post a FB link because it’s not relevant and I wouldn’t want Druff to lose his Coors Light Sponsorship!Quote:
RMS9: Is it me or does the girl in the red dress 1. Look like her head is photoshopped on and 2. Does the photoshopped head look like a man’s head? Girl in the jean jacket is pretty nice.
Back on topic, No Winning Tickets from the Colt Dolt means another big Losing week! How come he wasn’t sitting court side at the Celtics game last night? Guess they weren’t willing to comp the midget those tickets since people actually pay top dollar for em!
Lol at Chrissy proving he has nothing better to do than read these forums like a creepy lurking doofus!
He pulled over on the side of the road and filmed his pitiful 2 winning tickets, hahahahahahahahaha!
What about those 25 bets supposedly placed last week? Guess those were all Losers like the Bloat and his Chums! Or how about the alleged 5 x bet on the Bucks? How’s that series going Chrissy?? Lol. Maybe if you’d show more than 2 tickets you’d be more credible, but then again we’ve seen you show too much on numerous occasions like this!
The Queen of Small Sample Size and Penis Size gets owned again!
Why doesn't he just place his sports bets online while taking a dump on the toilet?Quote:
TheRivers: I love how he rips on others for sitting in traffic and then spends supposed hours each day driving to all three casinos to place sports bets. Why would you even do that even if that were true?
Do brick & mortar casinos offer better odds on sports or do they give comps for sports bets?
What's the advantage of placing sports bets in person and then collecting your money (assuming you win) in person?
I assume he tells all his chums to place online bets with BOL, so why doesn't he just do the same thing and stop driving to casino sportsbooks?
Does Chrissy have syphilis of the brain?
He doesn't stick with one thing he posts.
Two days he posted that he was going to be doing less social media.
Here is his second post from today.
Note the fake stacks of bills spread out on the table.
Keep wolfing down those enormous desserts and wash them down with Red Bulls and Monsters
but please buy Bubs a life insurance policy.
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Originally Posted by PickleballDoes Chrissy have syphilis of the brain?
He doesn't stick with one thing he posts.
Two days he posted that he was going to be doing less social media.
Here is his second post from today.
Note the fake stacks of bills spread out on the table.
Keep wolfing down those enormous desserts and wash them down with Red Bulls and Monsters
but please buy Bubs a life insurance policy.
Diagnosing exactly what Chrissy has would be a challenge, but he definitely does have something wrong with him.
Too much adderall, not enough adderall, compulsive lying, chronic idiocy, the list goes on.
He's fooling us haters by having a can of redbull instead of monster.
I know I'm fooled into beliveing he has a great and happy stressfree life due to how hella tired he looks from having itchy balls at 1am and deciding to go watch a sports team lose.
yeah Krissy the GayLord Sissy, where did your Youtube channel go....?? bawahahabawahah !! :)
Has anyone actually listened to his last FB video that he made?
I just listened to it. He announced that tomorrow he will be traveling to 10 different states
on his paycation.
He told his viewers that betting on casino games requires you to spend a lot of time in the casino.
By betting sports, you are in and out of the casino in five minutes. (Not if you are a compusive degenerate
gambler like Chrissy).
Here is the link https://fb.watch/kjUj5fLXeL/
One more thing. We have a PRICE change folks.
The $499.00 per month has now been increased to $750.00 per month.
How long did his $499.00 price last, two weeks?
I don't believe he has announced the price increase yet.
If he has any chums left, he must have left them at the bargain basement price of $499.00.
The Bloat keeps piling on the weight. Take a look at his fat ass in the reflection of the mirror.
Colt life baby.
Awwww little Kyle is delusional after taking a beating on his losing sports bets!
Now it’s time for a slice of humble pie for the Minute Man Masturbator!
Hate to think what else Chrissy has done for money Off Camera that Most Folks will NEVER do???
So he’s now gone from “I don’t like betting on sports because I’m not in control of the outcome” all the way to “I like betting sports because I have nothing more to do except drive to the casinos.” If memory serves me right the latter statement was what he also made when he first started to do sports betting two years ago. My how he goes back and forth.
And I guess now we know why he needed the SUV and traded in the Lexus. He’s going to drive around the country and he needs a place to stick Stacy and Bubs so they remain away from him while they drive (as opposed to just flying first class or on private jets) all over the country. This sure smells of him very soon no longer being in Chicago for good.