Never go Full Retard! LMFAO!!
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Never go Full Retard! LMFAO!!
Kyle, I thought you were joking. But that is all acutally posted on his FB page at the moment!
So what was he charging $1k for? It's tantamount to admitting exactly what we've been saying all along: he has no skills, he was selling bunk!!!
Absolutely tremendous.
It looks like all the regulars have gone to sleep: it IS 3am on the East Coast.
But this is Chrissyagedon. Can you say "He's snapped"..........
Like, this is actually embarrasingly stupid beyond anything else he's ever thought was a good idea to say. He might be fully cracking finally.
Is Chrissy finally admitting Martingale & MitchellGay bankrupted his bank account (his last $12,000) & destroyed his butthole after the 5th Marty/MitchellGay!?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXqPNlng6uI
How poetic for Chrissy
This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend
The end of our elaborate plans
The end of everything that stands
Edited to note that his post is still up on FB.Quote:
Originally Posted by Forum Wars
Thanks The Boz
The Bloat is self-destructive and must have a death wish.
His mind is gone and soon his pancreas will cease to produce insulin.
Perhaps Stacy will flee for a second time within 30 days?
Sorry I’m late to this party! But I knew he didn’t win in Milwaukee, proven by the points accumulated on his “slot win”! He clearly donked off that $2512 off at the table the same day!
Now he puts out another lie about quitting table games including Baccy and Spinny. I give it less than 2 weeks before he goes back on this one. With the “Hurr hurr I’m fooling all those haters” like he did on New Year’s Eve in Vegas because we were all watching this idiot when the ball dropped…lol!
I’m willing to bet he was banned from table games at Rivers Casino for throwing another midget toddler tantrum like he did with the Chums! He probably did lose 5 Marty bets and started whining, cursing and shouting at the dealer. And wouldn’t it be funny if the SAME pit boss he called a fucking asshole was the one that 86’d him?
Of course he’ll change his tune like always and get itchy balls(shoutout to ZD) when he goes to Horsehoe Hammond or the next closest casino!
Annnnnnd what’s going to happen at those “free mastermind Chum meetings” every month? Are they gonna sit around a camp fire, roast marshmallows and sing KumBuyYah???
He really doesn’t think things through! Wonder how the chums feel about not only Not getting the 6 hours of live play sessions promised(shoutout to Tariq for that) and now No Special Super Duper Marty Mitchy Gale meetups with the Colt Dolt? Talk about Master Bait and Switch!
Wow!!! The most honest Chrissy post ever!
:whatQuote:
These three photos were taken tonight, just 30 minutes apart from each other. 📷
I took the first photo myself, immediately after I lost a lot of people's YEARLY income in only 10 minutes.
My waitress took the other two photos just 30 minutes later, as I decided to celebrate.🍸
So, why in the hell am I celebrating after losing thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars.....🤔
I'm celebrating because I'm finally going to listen to God.✅️
He gave me a dream 5 years ago that I was going to make MILLIONS OF DOLLARS betting on sports.⚾️🏒
It takes me a while to listen..... SMH.😭
Four years ago, I ignored the dream of betting on sports, and instead, decided to start playing CRAPS.
That was dumb!
I lost thousands and thousands of dollars playing Craps.😭
So, I decided to start playing Blackjack instead.
That was dumb!
I lost thousands and thousands of dollars playing Blackjack.😭
So, I decided to start playing Baccarat.
That was dumb!
I lost thousands and thousands of dollars playing Baccarat.😭
So, I decided to start playing Roulette.
That was dumb!
I lost thousands and thousands of dollars playing Roulette.😭
Ok God, I'm sorry.....
I started to bet on sports...... FINALLY.
I've been making A LOT of money betting on sports.
I told my wife that I was going to be done playing table games FOREVER and only bet on sports from here on out.
Well.....
Tonight, I went to the Casino and played Baccarat.
I didn't honor my word.😭
It cost me..... A LOT.
So.....
I have FINALLY decided that God was trying to get my attention five years ago with the dream he gave me.
I'm now going to devote myself 100% to only betting on sports.
I'm the GOAT at sports betting.
I win every single week.
So, that's why I'm celebrating!🍸
I got an epiphany tonight.
I'm finally going to listen to God.
It only cost me close to a million dollars in losses for me to wake up, but.....
It's better late than never right?
So, here's to "ME" for my amazing future as the world's greatest sports bettor.💰💵💰💵
Goat Life Baby.🐐
https://www.facebook.com/christopher...STEDqRdN4XcXFl
Chrissy basically admitting that every single claim of making millions of dollars gambling was a COMPLETE LIE, but now he's "woken up" and will only bet sports!
I actually think it's possible he lost high 6 figures gambling since 2019. If he netted close to $1,000,000 scamming and is still broke, that is hilarious and sad.
Trying to figure out who gets the award for worst marketer of 2023.
Bud Light or Chrissy??
In what world does he see this “admission” as a good thing for his business?
Appears the Betonline money was drying up once YouTube was removed. And how many followers are left paying the dime a month? The group seemed Asian heavy and they don’t seem to be big sports bettors, they love the table games.
And will there be anymore Mastermind events? Doing what, sitting in the sports book? Also wondering how Birdbrain is feeling this morning? As for the morons agreeing with him this morning, there is no help for someone that stupid not to see what is going on and how he fucked them over and over.
This is going to get interesting in next few days and weeks, folks. And take pride in knowing we all contributed to this breakdown on his end!
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Originally Posted by The Boz
Lol at him hosting his Chum's Club meetings in the Sports book. I purposely AVOID watching Big games there unless I have NO other choice because of all the drunk wannabe die hard fans hootin and hollerin after EVERY play! I've seen at least a dozen fights and shouting wars among the knuckleheads there.
Imagine Kyle Prescott Esq. holding court there?
Chrissy - "Folks, you have to ENVISION the team winning and then it will MANIFES...."
Drunk #1 "HEY BALDY, SIT DOWN & STFU!"
Chrissy - "Don't yell at me like my daddy did, I'm the GOAT and you're just a jealous, dead broke douchebag hater!"
Drunk #2 "Shut the fuck up you Midget, your bald ass head is causing a Glare on the Screens!"
Chrissy - "Hurr hurr, you're just jealous of my success! I make Thousands and Thousands while you watch the stupid box! *****CROWD ERUPTS**** Oh shit, what'd I miss??"
Vy Dang - "Ohh hah hah, Coach Chrissy, you miss da big play! I thawt you tell us bet Big and Marty Gale... Why We Lose AGAIN?!??!
Chrissy - "You don't have the right mindset Vy, that's why you're broke and will always Be broke! See you need to rent multiple homes a year and down grade cars like me. Then you sit in the bleachers twice a year and say you have Season tickets. THAT's the Life of a millionaire using his father-in-law's credit... folks!"
Vy Dang - "Ohhh velly good velly good, I pay you again now? Oh we do sucky sucky on Sam again???"
DRUNKS #1 annnnnd #2 "SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP already you dumb fucks!! You're bet slip says you lost $113.67!"
Heh, wouldn't shock me if Little Kyle lost again on Dallas, Carolina (nice win Rivers) annnnnnd the Oilers! He probably likes the Oilers because that was his job title on the Sharpshooter Studios set.Quote:
TheRivers: The mastermind will involve Chrissy explaining why they should all bet on the Minnesota Wild….because they have really cool looking jerseys (and let’s face it…they really do).
Director"Okay Anal Oilers Kyle and Darren ready, start lubing the College Swim Team and get wayyyyy up in there, don't be shy!"
lol the midget is a mess today, after his big losses.... It's all falling apart... He's depressed. and soon to be homeless... YouTube was the crushing blow.
Just when we think Chrissy the Self-Contradicting Elf has reached the bedrock bottom of stupidity, he pulls out the drill of delusion and lowers himself another 20 feet. Can't stop watching this train wreck.
His latest post. Yacking about your crappy employer that will let you go.
I used to work for Uber.
Now I make thousands of dollars on Sports Betting.
He does not mention casino games.
He claims yesteday was another great day betting on sports.
Where are the tickets you liar?
Fake stacks agains?
I just sent this comment to Stew Segura on his FB page.
This morning, Stew gave Chrissy a "Love" emoji on one of his posts.
He deleted my post to him within 10 seconds of me sending it and blocked me too. lol
Is The Bloat paying these people for their undying support?
Maybe he was so embarrased that he nuked the post before anyone could read it?
I was just thinking about Chrissy swearing off baccy and roulette.
He will not be able walk through the casino and get to the sports book
without thinking about playing his favorite casino games.
Compare him to a drug addict who has to walk by the coffee table at home
and see his wife snorting some coke every morning before leaving for work.
How long could he turn his head and and not succumb to his cravings?
Same thing for The Bloat and his gambling addiction.
His body will start twitching the minute he sees a hand of baraccat being dealt
or hear the sound of the ball spinning on the track and plopping into a slot.
He will be lucky if he can place his sports bets today and go home
without stopping for a quick session of his favorite casino games or those dreaded slot machines.
I hope Chrissy is trolling PFA right about now.
About a month ago, Stew Segura mentioned CM as the only person he knows who beats the casinos' on a regular basis (even though he's never seen CM gamble in person) and he even calls CM a gambling "unicorn".
I left a comment on that post 2 weeks ago as "The Bookie Killer" but I don't know if Stew Segura has even seen the comment, because it's still up.
Theres some life in Chrissy's God told me sports betting post:
Someone suggested Chrissy should give away a free tip a day, and a paid tip.
Chrissy asked how much for the paid tip
Dude replied maybe $5
Chrissy then moans about not wanting to deal with broke douce bag haters.
I seem to recall Chrissy claiming God sent him to the casinos to demonstrate how to be a winning gambler, and some nonsense that was going to somehow help God.
This too would seem to be an easy solution.
Also, expect a "Hurr hurr I said table games, big G loves when I play the slots, hurr hurr"
O and assumedly he wont need the services of a videographer any more:
"Scene 1, chrissy wakes up, reads his emails from the tipsters he pays, writes down all their tips, spends 2 minutes trying to figure out the best tips"
"Scene 2, chrissy goes to the casino and makes all his picks"
"Scene 3, Chrissy fumbles his line and says he bet $25k when he only bet $2500"