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Now Chrissy is touting bigger bets and is also using sayings that the supposed “fake sports gurus” are using:
“Get on the money train” - Vegas Dave
“Let’s run it” - Cody Covers
I’m waiting for him to start calling himself the “Bookie Killer” (ala Steve Stevens).
So much for big bankroll and small bets. He wants to be “filthy stinking rich.” But wait…wasn’t he already that?? Hmmm…
Shout out to Donkey for finding this guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by donkey
I skimmed through this video and there were some similarities but
he has a low key personality.
Do I believe that he won millions? Nope.
Check out the title of this video.
Sound familiar?
i know it's already been mentioned a few times today about how he is gonna up his bets, but i thought i would repost his post here.... cause ya know documentation beats conversation... ain't that right Krissy boy...
if douche bag Krissy is paying for his sport betting picks, i wonder how he feels knowing he is getting ripped off... LMAO !!! 🤡🤡🤡🤡
Semi Chrissy related.
https://www.reviewjournal.com/busine...ayers-2762654/
“ It’s advice a Canadian gambler, Victor Janicki, now wishes he would have taken. Janicki, a retired attorney from Kelowna, British Columbia, has been trying for months to collect on a $225,000 jackpot he won while playing a blackjack side bet on BetOnLine.ag, an internet domain in Antigua.”
“ Clark also said BetOnLine was called out by name in an AGA letter sent a year ago to Attorney General Merrick Garland, asking the Justice Department to aggressively pursue prosecuting illegal operators to protect American consumers.”
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Originally Posted by TheRivers
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The Boz: And “C” April Hill agreeing with it. We are watching a true degenerate on tilt. And it ALWAYS ends the same way, in this case taking others down with him.
come on Krissy the GayLord Sissy, let's see ALL them betting slips before all the action starts today..... YOU AIN"T GOT THE BALLS... I MEAN LITERALLY YOU JUST HAVE A BABY CROOKED SIZE PENIS.... LMAO, LOL, LMBO :)
He's the Queen of small Sample Size and Small Penis Size.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
What happened to those 5 Winning Tips?
1) Don't Be Greedy
2) Place Small Bets
3) Don't have Lottery Mentality
Funny how those are out the window when the Bloat and his dwindling Elite suckers are losing their asses because he's too stupid to create any legit Winning Strategies!
“ 1dollarboxcar: BetOnLine.ag.... that's where Krissy was playing his Baccy and Spinny.... LMAO :)”
Also where he sends the suckers to ensure he still gets their 35% from the sports bets net losses. Only thing keeping him going at this point, but will come to an end as well when they crap out shortly.
If he was smart, which he isn’t, he should be placing his bets there with a shill to get the commissions. But of course he doesn’t believe he can lose at sports so that’s above his comprehension level.
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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
"Not playing around anymore"
Translation "If you have ever been in the chums club before now, I just didnt give a fuck, lied and half arsed it. But now I'm fully going to REBUKE SATAN and make profits for all of the current chums (both of them). Hurr hurr!"
lol, so true bro !! and sorry i am out of reps already today, and i miss your editorials of the YT videos !! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonkQuote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
"Not playing around anymore"
Translation "If you have ever been in the chums club before now, I just didnt give a fuck, lied and half arsed it. But now I'm fully going to REBUKE SATAN and make profits for all of the current chums (both of them). Hurr hurr!"
The Bloat has become so desparate that he had to break out the money counter again.
Running the fake bills through and declaring, "There you go, $30,000!"
He parades inside the casino swinging his fake stacks from his hips to up in the air.
He is pulling out every last idiotic ploy to snag more people.
The problem is, he will not find the chums on FB like he did on YT.
Can we guess which team he is going have the largest bet on tonight?
It would be hilarious if the Bruins lost Game 1.
Chrissy would have a seizure!
Link to his FB video below.
It is a must view to see him swing the fake stacks inside the casino.
https://fb.watch/jZx1MZCuQ_/
All his bet slips totalling $30K. Not a chance.
I can see that he bet on the Bruins and the NY Islanders, both on the money line.
he's gonna bet 30k on tonight's games, nhl and mlb.... cash counting machine goes brrrrrrrrrr.......
takes his 3 fake stacks to the casino, acts like he is going to the cage, sets his 3 stacks on a table .... cuts away and has a big bundle of old beat up and folded in half betting slips... LMAO
also he looks thin too.... like AIDS or just the pure pressure of it all !!!
https://fb.watch/jZw_GqrpdR/
Lol, the Dummy thinks he’s clever by hiding the tickets but as usual he fucks up and exposes his Stupidity!
While this is shitty resolution, I have deciphered that little Kyle has bet Money Line on the heavily favored Boston Bruins and the slightly favored Carolina Hurricanes! Indicating he’s just betting on favorites(shocker!) and hoping at least half of em win! He also likely bet on Dallas and the Minute Man Lubers… errr I mean Oilers!
Since he’s too much of a pussy to show the Actual bet amounts, Let’s go with his previous bet spreads of $500-$1100 on each game.
Probably never thought I’d say this, but go Panthers and Just for Rivers… GOOOOO Islanders!!!
@Pickleball, oops you saw what I did too, lol! Well at least I know my eyes are still Good! Haha, nice job with the better resolution screen grab!
Thanks to PB having a quality phone, I can see that dumb dumb Chrissy bet under 6.5 goals on a game, so that will likely lose like his under 9 runs bet. And the bottom ticket is a parlay, which all elite chums know is for suckers! But since Chrissy’s a cock sucker, it’s perfect for him!
@Pickleball, i would give you a same time posting rep but i am outta reps for today.... so here is 30k fake reps just like his 3 stacks lol
@BWB , i don't believe he bet jack shit.... did you notice how he cut the camera away and that money was just sitting on an ordinary table and not the cages counter....
it's the same table he puts the old/fake betting slips on .... !!!?
Folks folks folks, there’s a new GOAT in hockey bets! His name is GoatWetterBettor!
I just made 800 times my money betting on Sebastian Aho to score the first goal in tonight’s NHL playoff game folks! Couldn’t you use 800 times your pay check at your 9-5 job? What if you could sit back and get an 800% return on your investment folks? Doesn’t that sound too good to be true folks? Well, documentation beats conversation and apparently Masturbation beats sex with Jasmine Tame for KirKyle Prescott!
I just made $45 in 4 minutes folks, that’s $675 an hour folks, what kind of job pays you folks that folks??? Just join my elite circle jerk and drop your pants for money like the Colt goat Chrissy Mitchell does!
#PropBets4Suckers
Let's hope that Chrissy saved a little money to bet on the Rays tonight; his favorite MLB team.
Top of the 5th inning and the Reds have a 4-0 lead.
No worries as tomorrow he can Bitchelgale his bet on the Rays.
No more Martingale bets when he is losing and stuck big.
I am quoting him -
"I'm not even playing around any more.
Gotta start placing bigger bets."
Atta boy Chrissy!
You show em who is boss! Fear is not a word in your vocabulary.
You know what is in his vocabulary?
Payday loans!
Holla atcha boiy!
Chrissy by the end of the NHL Playoffs.
"What can I do with this $5.00."
As per usual the Gayest Of All Time is so predictable and continues to embarrass himself day after day after day after day...just imagine the total amount of money Chrissy & his cult follower chums are gonna lose this month [emoji15][emoji22] lmao (personally I am cheering for them all to lose their ass off! thanks to the GOAT)
And did Chrissy actually stick his dick in Jasmine Tame? If so that is and will be his greatest life achievement lol its hilarious seeing Chrissy around woman he almost always looks repulsed by them [emoji1787] he can't even hide/cover how Gay he is!
How many should we order and who should we ship them to? I’m sure the staff at Rivers Casino would get a laugh out of a couple showing up there. Maybe the staff at One Chicago? Obviously April Hill’s husband. Yea, I’m bored.
Watching Chrissy's nonsense reel from earlier today:
Chrissy wearing tight sleeves which somehow seem to hide his LOLex (assuming he didnt pawn it for $30 and a handy)
Chrissy clearly living a relaxing stressfree life with hideous bags under his eyes.
54s mark claims "theres even women in my chums club who know nothing about sports who are making thousands of dollars copying my bets"
I can believe the part about women knowing as much as chrissy does being in his chums club.
1m10s TOY MONEY COUNTER GOES BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (the only highlight of this nonsense)
1m45s Chrissy mumbles something about betting on Blacky.
He must be getting desperate.
2m30s Chrissy driving a car that looks remarkably not like his old Lexus
We should probably rename it to the LOLexus.
3m some nonsense about he studies his profession day in and day out.
3m20s What sort of numb nuts carries $30k cash around, visible for any deadbeat degenerate to see and want to mug him later?
4m10s Chrissy carefully shows us a pile of paper that looks like betting slips but not much in the way of any meaningful information.
So, watch this clip if you enjoy the toy money counter going BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Otherwise, it is missable.
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So obvious question, it is possible to get a toy money counter that would count fake money, or just do what he is doing with it?
Lol @ Chrissy getting more desperate, Hes desperately pleading for more suckers to join the chums group. But.... his reach is minuscule... No more YouTube.... That's completely Ruined him... Surely his followers can see how desperate he is? If anyone joins they are seriously retarded!
Chrissy you don't know a thing about sports either.... But you claim to be a seasoned professional, is that a joke?
Meanwhile hes up to 30k in bets, That means hes lost quite a bit lately, Cause he's Martingaling.. Roughly 15k in losses recently.. We know if he loses these he can't place the next progression, so hes treading on fine lines now... Let's hope for a big phat loss...