Also dipped my beak back into the microwave popcorn game last night orville has still got it people the movie theater butter people u could swear u were watching hot tub time machine with smuggled in mini wines like ur actually there
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Also dipped my beak back into the microwave popcorn game last night orville has still got it people the movie theater butter people u could swear u were watching hot tub time machine with smuggled in mini wines like ur actually there
I am on record for smuggling box wine into theaters. Almost got bagged during the police action in the lobby during the Joker premier
I’m not smart enough to walk from the Open Market crap bond purchases thru weaker dollar. Nevertheless, if dollar falls market will rise. Something to watch.
The DOW .382 Fib retracement is 22,550. I believe in the tea leaves.
Do what you want
I’m primarily a long term investor in part because I don’t have time to pay attention intraday as much I feel I need to do well. I was probably peak anxiety about the markets Friday and figured that mean time to buy. Bought a few ETFs and Delta and Disney. Plan was to hold long term but knowing I’d probably get a chance to buy more even lower in the coming months. Just sold most of Delta for over 50% profit in 3 days. Even though I was thinking long term hard to pass up those gains despite the tax hit. I think this is fools gold and will be able to get back in again lower.
But just to show how much of a donk I am and that this was luck; I also just sold LVS I held for 8 years at a loss even though Sanlmar has been shouting from the roof tops for months gaming was screwed. Feel lucky to get out here actually.
There is no way the world doesn’t soil themselves when they see unemployment #’s tomorrow.
It’ll sell but we are going higher. Hold if you want or sell & buy dip tomorrow.
Can’t fight Fed infinite $
See what happens
I just dumped back into HSD today (double bear S&P 500 for those who haven't been playing along).Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
I expect a sea of red tomorrow. Paging Tellafriend are you back on board again?
San do you think infinite FED money puts S&P sub 2000 out of play?
Kudlow had to open his mouth
Spotlight lovin clown
Futures will rip overnight. Fucking amazing game.
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Originally Posted by simpdogI just dumped back into HSD today (double bear S&P 500 for those who haven't been playing along).Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
I expect a sea of red tomorrow. Paging Tellafriend are you back on board again?
San do you think infinite FED money puts S&P sub 2000 out of play?
SPXS, 200 shares, lets goooooooooooo
made 5% before the bell, but am HODLING.
Friend bought same time and sold before bell. 5% profit no problem.
Sorry what kind of cripple piece of shit wife do you have when you have to smuggle in boxed wine
Like is it in the chair somehow
You a friend of Kudlow?Quote:
Originally Posted by simpdog
Beautiful.
I can’t believe I said we’d rip overnight. That’s not smart. Those unemployment #’s even if you know they are coming are still gonna gobsmack
Jesus clearly loves you. You run so good
Unemployment numbs are already baked in at this point tell us more about ur fairytale of smuggling in boxed wine
Uuuuunless ur trying to loophole me and refer to mini boxed wine which was not at all clear from the outset can we get ur wife on the horn
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Originally Posted by lol wow
That's like seeing a guy take off his clothes to reveal a 8 inch dick and your ass understanding the pounding its gonna take before he even begins to slide it in.
Nope. Better believe there will be blood.
CA GOV: 1 MILLION IN STATE HAVE FILED JOBLESS CLAIMS THIS MONTH
Just a cool million in Cali. No big deal.
Dont sass me you bottom
Bro itttttssss fine you know big dog newsy got this yall
5% of Canada joblessQuote:
Originally Posted by simpdog
Sal explain this box wine fiasco now
Druff furloughed you.Quote:
Originally Posted by lol wow
You need an empty box for your things?
1 person got let go last week.
2 people got let go today. One was in the same role as I, but because I crushed it, it kinda put a spotlight on how shitty he was and they chose to ax him.
Companies are going to be trimming the fat and these unemployment #'s will only be compounded next month
Cuz I could definitely turn this into an international incident neigh kerfuffle
It’s quite simply really. $1.25 bag of popcorn at the Marketbasket while the wife buys little boxed wine starter pack.Quote:
Originally Posted by lol wow
We draw the line at bringing smelly deviled eggs.
I should add she brings glasses. We ain’t gonna drink outta the box. Is that what you thought?
I was picturing you with that 5 gallon box of Franzia in ur crippled wife's chair
It’s going to be a real comedy show tomorrow when they announce unemployment of 6.5 million versus 300,000 last month in the market shoots up 4% at the bell
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Originally Posted by Sanlmar
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Originally Posted by simpdogI just dumped back into HSD today (double bear S&P 500 for those who haven't been playing along).Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
I expect a sea of red tomorrow. Paging Tellafriend are you back on board again?
San do you think infinite FED money puts S&P sub 2000 out of play?
LOL, yes indeed I'm keeping up with you Simp. I've run pure San:
Wish these showed the time of purchase but you can take my word it was around 3:30 and then another 100 around 3:45.
03/25/20 Bought 100 of SPXU @ $26.145 -2,614.50
03/25/20 Bought 250 of SPXU @ $26.399 -6,599.75
I didn't trade yesterday. But take a look at my timing on Monday:
03/23/20 Sold 250 of SQQQ @ $29.825 (Order #51) 7,456.05
03/23/20 Sold 100 of SPXU @ $39.965 (Order #34) 3,996.40
03/23/20 Bought 250 of SQQQ @ $30.1709 (Order #50) -7,542.73
03/23/20 Sold 500 of NUGT @ $6.7601 (Order #41) 3,379.91
03/23/20 Sold 250 of SPXU @ $42.1219 10,530.21
03/23/20 Bought 250 of SPXU @ $40.37 (Order #48) -10,092.50
I screwed up selling the NUGT. Oh well.
Thursday = Redrum
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Originally Posted by Daly
Honestly, could happen, but don't think it will hold if it does.
Its happening at the bell? This reminds me of this amazing true to life scene....Quote:
Originally Posted by TellafriendQuote:
Originally Posted by Daly
Honestly, could happen, but don't think it will hold if it does.
Whos gonna be Frank Slattery tomorrow huh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVHY9nIPo6s
Stimulus passed, although we already all knew it would.
Let's see how that plays vs unemployment #s.
And course futures sell the newsQuote:
Originally Posted by simpdog
So out of 330 million, about 70 million may get a $1,200 check.
As for small business, they will file a claim asking for $400K of projected losses and may get $100K if they are lucky.
As for large business, they get bailed out, whatever they need.
$2 Trillion could have been around $6,000 to everybody but the politicians really don’t give a fuck.
https://www.wccq.com/wp-content/uplo...ney_031920.jpg
Oh, they def give a fuck. It’s just not about you.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheXFactor
What I want to know is what happens when all of this gets paid back.
The $$ going to People is a loan against next years tax return. The $$ going to business, if they take it with the rules in place, will be paid back.
Will the govt take the money and pay down debit with it?
You are actually mentally handicapped.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheXFactor
By my quick math I count almost 200 million Americans who will be accounted for and getting stimulus.
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Originally Posted by Daly
repo hungry, repo feed.
I don’t think this is correct is it? My understanding is that the payout eligibility is determined using most recent tax return filed (2018 or 19) but actual eligibility will be based on 2020 income so at next years filing deadline it will be reconciled and you may have to pay back money, no change, or possibly receive more. And if that’s the case it’s hard to imagine a high percentage of people making more money this year than either of the last two.Quote:
Originally Posted by Daly
Also if I’m not mistaken the $500 per child payout is irrespective of income with no phaseout.
Yeah, this. It's not a loan. But it'll be clawed back if, for instance, you made $50k in 2018, but $100k in 2020.Quote:
Originally Posted by SheesfacedI don’t think this is correct is it? My understanding is that the payout eligibility is determined using most recent tax return filed (2018 or 19) but actual eligibility will be based on 2020 income so at next years filing deadline it will be reconciled and you may have to pay back money, no change, or possibly receive more. And if that’s the case it’s hard to imagine a high percentage of people making more money this year than either of the last two.Quote:
Originally Posted by Daly
Also if I’m not mistaken the $500 per child payout is irrespective of income with no phaseout.
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Originally Posted by Daly
:lol3
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Originally Posted by OSA
More great news, just got told that salaries will be cut by 10-25% depending on pay level. Since, I am the newest one, I fully expect to get shafted on the 25% mark.
You're the cheapest one. Negotiate to keep your same salary.Quote:
Originally Posted by OSAQuote:
Originally Posted by OSA
More great news, just got told that salaries will be cut by 10-25% depending on pay level. Since, I am the newest one, I fully expect to get shafted on the 25% mark.