IS SEALS WITH CLUBS DONKDOWN??? (Update: Micon charged with a felony in Nevada)

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I can't imagine what that means. You'd think bail, but I thought that's always set at arraignment. Can't be a simple fine and it goes away or else he'd snap pay it. Probably a bond of some sort if it's not a typo. Either way, he wouldn't be getting his passport back and he'd be in for the fight.

More information will be available on his gofundme I'm sure

Everybody seems so giddy that Micon is in trouble, what the fuck? He has a family. He was running a poker site and now faces 10 years in prison. You guys are assholes.

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Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe

Everybody seems so giddy that Micon is in trouble, what the fuck? He has a family. He was running a poker site and now faces 10 years in prison. You guys are assholes.

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i think people are more upset that, because he had a family, he should have handled this much differently to minimize the collateral damage they'd suffer because of his ego

he only made it much worse for him and his family by running to antigua, and AGAIN, setting up another unlicensed poker room

he had to thumb his nose at "the man", and he's not going to get the same deal he could have back when he still had options

Micon has a better chance on the streets of Baltimore right now than he does in prison.

I didn't say 'upset' I said 'giddy'. People in this thread are getting off on his misfortune like a bratty little sister watching her brother get yelled at. It's just fucked up because this is a poker forum and you are on the wrong side of the fucking fence. It's not a good thing, it's fucked up and you should be ashamed of yourselves for feeling happy about it.

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Originally Posted by BCR

I can't imagine what that means. You'd think bail, but I thought that's always set at arraignment. Can't be a simple fine and it goes away or else he'd snap pay it. Probably a bond of some sort if it's not a typo. Either way, he wouldn't be getting his passport back and he'd be in for the fight.

More information will be available on his gofundme I'm sure

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Gofundme

I have a feeling the well heeled nerds will come out of the woodwork here. There will be more envelopes than will be collected at his daughter's bat mitzvah (which will coincide with the final verdict).

Among the Hail Marys & continuances will include the Bitcoin angle.

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Originally Posted by WillieMcFML

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Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe

Everybody seems so giddy that Micon is in trouble, what the fuck? He has a family. He was running a poker site and now faces 10 years in prison. You guys are assholes.

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i think people are more upset that, because he had a family, he should have handled this much differently to minimize the collateral damage they'd suffer because of his ego

he only made it much worse for him and his family by running to antigua, and AGAIN, setting up another unlicensed poker room

he had to thumb his nose at "the man", and he's not going to get the same deal he could have back when he still had options

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He is on his knees sobbing while giving thanks Preet is not involved - yet.

C'mon. His wife is a lawyer. This kid has been mapping out his legal moves for months.

I want to make it clear that I've always liked Micon and I wish him the best luck. What he did is not a real crime and you all know it.

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Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe

I didn't say 'upset' I said 'giddy'. People in this thread are getting off on his misfortune like a bratty little sister watching her brother get yelled at. It's just fucked up because this is a poker forum and you are on the wrong side of the fucking fence. It's not a good thing, it's fucked up and you should be ashamed of yourselves for feeling happy about it.

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maybe there are some people "giddy" about this happening to micon

i'm just a third party astounded by the fact that stevie wonder could have seen this would not end well for him

i don't think he has anything close to a million dollars right now, but i bet at his peak micon could have cashed out and walked away with 1m+

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Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe

I want to make it clear that I've always liked Micon and I wish him the best luck. What he did is not a real crime and you all know it.

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Start a poll then. Don't think the results would back this statement.

props to whoever tagged this "seals with spades"

lolz

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Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe

I want to make it clear that I've always liked Micon and I wish him the best luck. What he did is not a real crime and you all know it.

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debating whether it should be legal or not isn't the question

yes, it's pretty much a victimless crime, and i don't like the government denying the rights of grown adults

but micon knew the game, and knew the rules of the game, yet still decided to play and put a big fat target on his forehead despite having a wife and a kid

reality check:

micon is about to go full lenny bruce, only without the bankroll or support.

he has a wife who swallowed his koolaid and a daughter whose probably going to spend some birthdays staring at her dad in a plexiglass cage. then again, probably not, because martha is going to have to move back in with her parents.

whatever fantasies he had about being a crusader for libertarian reform lasted exactly as long as it took for the sound of his door splintering off the hinges to wake him up.

movies? spotlight? attention?

hes literally an international fugitive with a wife and child. he got to that point by running an illegal poker site and strutting around like a peacock on bath salts; hes a champion of nothing, and no one is printing up any FREE MICON bumperstickers in this life or any other.

hes either going to move to a jungle backwater shithole where there is no extradition treaty with the US (best International House Hunter episode ever?) or he can face the music and try to end run jail time, which will bleed him to death financially long before the IRS forensic accountants start to sink their fangs into his corpse.

and the second he pops his beak up from the sand to start riffing on youtube about how uncle sam's jackboots are coming, his lawyer is going to tell him that if he ever does it again, hes splitting and keeping the fucking retainer.

so yeah unless he uses the last of his bitcoins to buy a fucking pirate ship and starts hijacking schooners with a ragtag crew of mandingo thugs, there will not be much of a story to tell here.

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Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe

I didn't say 'upset' I said 'giddy'. People in this thread are getting off on his misfortune like a bratty little sister watching her brother get yelled at. It's just fucked up because this is a poker forum and you are on the wrong side of the fucking fence. It's not a good thing, it's fucked up and you should be ashamed of yourselves for feeling happy about it.

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Don't think many people are getting off on his misfortune. Druff probably has a massive boner, but that's about it. Like Willie said, the really fucked up thing about this situation is what he did to his family and his kid. He's fucking selfish.

Yeah, that's hindsight though. I traded my bitcoins when they were at 180ish and I wouldn't have made anything if micon didn't send me a bitcoin on SWC.

I for one applaud the Las Vegas attorney general's office for doing their part to try to get a dangerous man off the streets.

I doubt Martha will have to move back in with her parents. Very smart girl with a law degree. She'll be fine.

Honestly to me that's the big mystery in all of this. I wonder what she's been thinking during this whole run. Was she supporting his every move? Giving him shit about it? Freaking the fuck out but reluctantly followed him to Antigua? She had to know this was more than likely going to end badly, especially after the raid. His "woe is me" routine about them stealing his computers, handcuffing him in front of his family and being lead out in his underwear was basically meaningless rhetoric. I have a hard time believing she was buying into all that thinking he was in the right and would have a great case if shit hit the fan.

I guess stranger things have happened though.

Wiz, FTR, I am sad for them. Micon and Martha are both really nice people IMO. On the flip side though, he had to know he was playing with fire, and at the same time putting his family in jeopardy. Personally I would never attempt to pull some shit where the end game could be me facing charges and running off to a third world country with my wife and kid to avoid them. Don't care how much money I could make, you don't do that shit to the people you love.

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Originally Posted by sonatine

reality check:

micon is about to go full lenny bruce, only without the bankroll or support.

he has a wife who swallowed his koolaid and a daughter whose probably going to spend some birthdays staring at her dad in a plexiglass cage. then again, probably not, because martha is going to have to move back in with her parents.

whatever fantasies he had about being a crusader for libertarian reform lasted exactly as long as it took for the sound of his door splintering off the hinges to wake him up.

movies? spotlight? attention?

hes literally an international fugitive with a wife and child. he got to that point by running an illegal poker site and strutting around like a peacock on bath salts; hes a champion of nothing, and no one is printing up any FREE MICON bumperstickers in this life or any other.

hes either going to move to a jungle backwater shithole where there is no extradition treaty with the US (best International House Hunter episode ever?) or he can face the music and try to end run jail time, which will bleed him to death financially long before the IRS forensic accountants start to sink their fangs into his corpse.

and the second he pops his beak up from the sand to start riffing on youtube about how uncle sam's jackboots are coming, his lawyer is going to tell him that if he ever does it again, hes splitting and keeping the fucking retainer.

so yeah unless he uses the last of his bitcoins to buy a fucking pirate ship and starts hijacking schooners with a ragtag crew of mandingo thugs, there will not be much of a story to tell here.

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The go-bag packed with a bathing suit rather points to his expecting this scenario.

In fact, nothing so far has come as a surprise. He knew the law. He hasn't been hiding. This chain of events was easier to predict than your opening chess gambit.

I still contend his desire for attention supersedes his instinct for self-preservation.

The ultimate punishment is always a gamble with American legal system and every poker player feels he can bink on the river.

Regardless, there will be much conversation.

it'll be interesting to see what happens with SwC

that site was basically dead, and now who the fuck would continue playing there with the owner having a felony warrant out for his arrest

rip SwC

hope he hasn't been dipping into the player funds to get this thing off the ground. updates, info sec, etc, because there will certainly be a rush on the bank. if he can't make them whole, the hole he's buried in gets even deeper

i do know a friend of his was selling electronics for him on ebay (computers, soundboard, etc), so he def wasn't flush in liquid currency after he bounced to antigua