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Originally Posted by HoodedN
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Originally Posted by HoodedN
And I get you in the first round....
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Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker
started out down 150k HU...battled to almost even..then got kicked down to 35K vs 465k after running into big hand with a bluff.
only to come back to win vs an inferior opponent severely outchipped 15-1
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Originally Posted by HoodedN
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why do you say that when this was your biggest score to date and it got you out of the red in 400 games played
update,
have not played since binking and coming back from a 35k to 465K chip deficit HU.
thank you for all your positive messages and spiritual guidance during these troubling times
have notbeen playing much here since the bink. i just can't handle the bs.
i thought i might have had another bink in me as it got down to 11 players...
obv i lose with this.
i mean..do i have have to shove preflop w/ AA just so i don't get a fucking call. its a joke to happen as often as it does....
in addition to this my only game yesterday i lost 2 pp to two turned and river sets w/ AA and TT. that game i couldn't make it out of the 1 rebuy period because of it
gayer than aids global poker
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Originally Posted by mulvahave notbeen playing much here since the bink. i just can't handle the bs.
i thought i might have had another bink in me as it got down to 11 players...
obv i lose with this.
i mean..do i have have to shove preflop w/ AA just so i don't get a fucking call. its a joke to happen as often as it does....
in addition to this my only game yesterday i lost 2 pp to two turned and river sets w/ AA and TT. that game i couldn't make it out of the 1 rebuy period because of it
gayer than aids global poker
Its actually not a joke that it happens as much as it does because you dont keep track of when you win and dont lose
to a lesser hand . Try it sometime .
why do you say that when this was your biggest score to date and it got you out of the red in 400 games played[/QUOTE]Quote:
Originally Posted by mulvaQuote:
Originally Posted by HoodedN
Bro I've played like 20 tournaments on global. You pm me your sn first and then I'll pm u mine so u can verify
"Bro I've played like 20 tournaments on global. You pm me your sn first and then I'll pm u mine so u can verify"
dude,..your screen name is available to see in the chat box from the pic you provided. that's how i checked.
shoutout to the spaarten for binking a couple of big cashes this weeked. ................. one for 3.2K for finishing 2nd out of 200 in a $100 buy in...i can never bring myself to enter in one of thse nosebleed buy in at global. maybe if they change the structure and take away the turbo aspect i would...but until then i'll never step up to the plate.
as long as i finsh 1st or 2nd in thre tourneys i play in i'm happy. it still doesn;t change the fact ttat you have to play 2 opponents...the house and the playa
stupid nonstop nonsense.
this place simply does not want pocket pairs to hold. there is a bias like you would not believe here. i know they're running some counter program that kicks in when a player gets them. either that it or there's a winner already to the hand by somebody else and all they have to do is call
i even bumped it to almost 5bb pre here.
lovely,..runner rnner nonsense...i even got advice from the winner to boot.
you retard. if i was JGtitan dont u think i would have blacked that out too? lol. jgtitan finished 3rd. offer is still on the table if u wanna ship me your sn ill ship mineQuote:
Originally Posted by mulva
1st game today.
call, draw and hit...obv anutta big pp cracked
only bet they respect preflop is all n
You better start shoving and let the odds deal with itQuote:
Originally Posted by mulva1st game today.
call, draw and hit...obv anutta big pp cracked
only bet they respect preflop is all n
this is preetty awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by mulva1st game today.
call, draw and hit...obv anutta big pp cracked
only bet they respect preflop is all n
same tourney as the one above. out just before 1st break and add on. here are the 2 hands that busted me.
you cannot make this up. just breathe it all in
and this one finishes me off. these 3 hands are from 1 tourney before i even had a chance to get to the add on period
obv all in preflop......and...it's gone
lol all same tourney
..lose wit KK to KXs
lose wit KK to AXs runner runner
lose with AK to QT runner runner ..obv hit set on turn...not goot enuff
fired up one last game and out with this one.
what i didn't show you is how i lost my first buy in. had middle pair w/ str8 and frush draws and did not improve to lose a fropped set of 222
i will show you my elimination hand
fired 300 in preflop with AA when blinds were 20/40. rest is history
thanx,..it was a great 2 tournies grobul.
I can not for the life of me understand why you still play . You sound like you are having zero fun and everyone of your " bad beats " are not really that bad.
Percentage wise that is . You cry like youre a 95/5 fav when many times youre barely better than 5050. And you still didnt take my advice / request I had. 1. post the entire hand history . 2. keep track of all your winning hands and figure out the odds of loosing said hand. Over the course of the game you will see most of the time your " luck " is pretty even.
And why you guys arguing over your screen names ? Who cares . You both gave them away a while ago. I have a program that can see right through your blackouts :)
not only are they chasing me away, they just took away the games that i only look to play in. i have no choice but to play different games or leave...and let's get serious..they could give a rats ass about anybody.
no improvements here. just shitty oversubscribed higher buy ins with to many fucking peeps
why take away the $3 1r 1a? greedy fuckers have to ruin it. doesn't matter.....they can do anything to rape the customer and peeps will still line up to throw $$$ hand over fist into any game.
it was a goot run
Did you ever try Nitrogen Poker?Quote:
Originally Posted by mulva
Its the same shitty software but diff players. These players r bad on there.
Jcosta knows.
well,..no surprise. no big hands are holding once again.
1st game on this new day........... same shit
3 bet it to 2100 preflop...he still calls
pp sub routine kicks in...with lee corso voice
second and final game of teh night
all in preflop before my first rebuy
all in preflop on my second and final rebuy......aaaaaand..it's gone
wow i actually got it in bad. i guess i got what i deserved
fun place,..huh
1st game today. i 3 bet all in preflop...obv get call from KQ and lose
no double up to 8k for me setting me on my way
yeah,,,i guess i just got unlucky again
same game.
it's gone..flat button raise from sb, frop 2 pair,,not goot enuff
at least it was a newer way to lose
graph going str8 down again and there's nothing i can do to stop it
can you stop your aids please
maybe if the donkey stopped fucking my ass things would be differentQuote:
Originally Posted by HoodedN
dude just decides to limp in late with this chit hand. 5 handed and one away from FT
obv i have to get it all in on frop.
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Originally Posted by mulvadude just decides to limp in late with this chit hand. 5 handed and one away from FT
obv i have to get it all in on frop.
And you let him ....
Have no idea why you still play
yes!!!!!
out squarely on the bubble in 28th.
i guess i was just unlucky once again
global poker would never stoop to setting people up at certain junctures.
yes..second and last game of the night.
i'm stoked
yup..
on the bubble
look at this loveliness..from top ten in chips to pittle
jackass called preflop.....flop ..turn and obv river.......makes no sense.
and then they finish me off with this.
all day every day standard bullshit.
yeah,..no pocket pair bias here.
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Originally Posted by mulvayup..
on the bubble
look at this loveliness..from top ten in chips to pittle
jackass called preflop.....flop ..turn and obv river.......makes no sense.
and then they finish me off with this.
all day every day standard bullshit.
yeah,..no pocket pair bias here.
WHY WHY WHY WHY
Mulva the Q-7 is classic . Almost like they saw the hand before it played out
makes zero sense. this place is a complete joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by GookieheimowitzQuote:
Originally Posted by mulvayup..
on the bubble
look at this loveliness..from top ten in chips to pittle
jackass called preflop.....flop ..turn and obv river.......makes no sense.
and then they finish me off with this.
all day every day standard bullshit.
yeah,..no pocket pair bias here.
WHY WHY WHY WHY
Mulva the Q-7 is classic . Almost like they saw the hand before it played out
you have to beat the house and the player when you play online here.
made a withdrawal after this happened..i'm so done with this place
decided to spark up 1 game tonight..global didn't disappoint
i 3 bet shove.....obv call from this chit hand and obv they hit again
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Originally Posted by mulvamakes zero sense. this place is a complete joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gookieheimowitz
you have to beat the house and the player when you play online here.
made a withdrawal after this happened..i'm so done with this place
decided to spark up 1 game tonight..global didn't disappoint
i 3 bet shove.....obv call from this chit hand and obv they hit again
Just stop the insanity . The site is a joke and you will go insane trying to beat it . Find a better hobby my friend .
Keep posting....
I love this shit...
U get the greatest beats.
Make a feed of u playing global .
bgood stuff, isn't it.Quote:
Originally Posted by thesparten
the most un random, random place of all time.
one game today.
you know the drill
here's the first one where i lost before the break 8k pot, and the second one after the break 16k crippled me...don't you luv how they throw the ace up as well on the turn..which didn;t matter as it was all in preflop and he hit his set
variance. yup..
how can you take this place seriously. this constant bs
Given that your game is top notch garbage you should be happy just to be in action.Quote:
Originally Posted by mulvano. i just expect to win and win big. not min cash or get bent over. the larger fields are making this place even harder to navigate to the top. my patience is waning. these threads are lol thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger
There’s a whole sub forum on another site called BBV where they are dying to hear your bad beats. Just to help nudge you out the door, the first B stands for beats.Quote:
Originally Posted by mulvabgood stuff, isn't it.Quote:
Originally Posted by thesparten
the most un random, random place of all time.
one game today.
you know the drill
here's the first one where i lost before the break 8k pot, and the second one after the break 16k crippled me...don't you luv how they throw the ace up as well on the turn..which didn;t matter as it was all in preflop and he hit his set
variance. yup..
how can you take this place seriously. this constant bs
only 1 game today.
first hand i lost is when i flopped a boat only to lose to a higher boat via runner runner. couldn't grab the hand because they broke up the table. awesome way to start the day. you've seen this absolute rape twice before here, but they hit quads in those instances
then they fuck me again. obv all in pre
just another day
diogenes has never seen software like this i tell ya
Personally... I have my own theories as to why there are so many suck-outs on Global Poker and it has nothing to do with RNG....
It can be summed up in one word. Donks. Donks everywhere.
Think about it. In last 12 pages of examples... how many times would you have gotten into that situation on any other site?
Not many. That's because most people would not dare play the villain cards with that much action pre-flop and/or after missing flop.
(especially if you are aggressive as you should be)
Donks would.
Normally you're lucky if there is one donk/fish at a table at other poker sites.
On Global? Not uncommon to see at least two... maybe even three PER table.
I've even gotten calls from an opponent who had nothing... not even a high card.
More donks willing to play any two cards means there will be a greater chance you will be on the receiving end of a suck out.
Global Poker can still be profitable... but man those swings are tilt-inducing.
I been making money there, this new guy got it figured out nicely i'd sayQuote:
Originally Posted by axmanace
Personally, I think Global Poker is terrible if you prefer multi-table tournaments. Variance is too high to do reasonably well with them.Quote:
Originally Posted by thesidedishI been making money there, this new guy got it figured out nicely i'd sayQuote:
Originally Posted by axmanace
It's great for the 9 player SnGs and cash tables - if you don't tilt.