This is all pretty much OSAs fault.
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This is all pretty much OSAs fault.
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Originally Posted by blake
It’s crazy how regionally dependent this is.
Some parts of the country are 100% even split and some parts are always itemize.
If I am not picking up the check, I prefer itemizing just because if I go out for a nice meal and drink 3-4 scotches over a couple hours, I don’t think everyone else should have to pay for that.
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Originally Posted by splitthis
Everyone knows Buffalo Mac and Cheese > Lobster Mac and Cheese
So at this point, I had just lent $500 to Scott.
He told me to fuck off. Blocked my cell. Blocked me on facebook and most insane, had blamed me for cheating him and his wife out of money for dinner as well as accused me of conspiring to rig credit credit roulette with our Ukrainian waitress at the Palm.
At this point I just wanted the $500 he owed me back and to be done with him.
I was informed by Druff that Scott had sent him a series of pm's/texts basically accusing me of the same thing. After thanking Druff for running PFA at a loss, I told him the same version of events I am reciting here. He as well couldn't make sense of what Scott's issue(s) were. Druff (as I concurred), was of the strong belief that Scott should have kept his ass at the dinner table for literally 2 more minutes and then could have acted like a grown man and made sure the amount of money I put in as well as others suited him.
A few weeks go by and I finally get a text from Scott. He wants to talk.
We end up talking on the phone for close to an hour.
The first thing I confront him with is that I let him know that I was fucking pissed that he thought I had scammed him at credit card roulette. I asked him if he really felt that way.
He implied that he was just angry and apologized for accusing me of such.
I trolled him really hard and told him that Druff knew the manager that worked there and was able to procure video surveillance of the entire cc roulette incident going down and that Druff had sent me a copy and that I was going to post it on PFA and embarrass him lol.
Scott actually believed it, because its totally within the realm of possibility that Druff could do this, and repeatedly asked me not to post it.
Again, I was done with this guy. I just wanted to get my $500 back if at all possible and sever all ties.
We hang up the phone in Scott's opinion on good terms.
About another week or two passes and I get a text from Scott.
He tells me that he is too broke to pay me the $100 monthly payment from the loan I gave him and instead he is going to mail me chips he has from the RIO that he had been collecting.
I send him my address and within a week or so a package arrives.
The package sits in my counter for a couple of weeks. I am in no urgent rush to cash them in or go all the way down to the rio with a bag full of $5 chips.
Scott tells me that he sent $65 extra in chips (after what he owed me) and asks me to go to the RIO asap and cash them in and send him the difference.
Ughhh. Really?
Ok. I tell the dude as soon as I find time/motivation I will go down there.
2-3 days pass and he texts me again asking where his $65 is. He is becoming more and more aggressive with me. I start really getting pissed.
I tell him again, "Scott, I don't go to the rio often. I live 20+ miles away. When i get around to it, you'll get your $65"
Now of course I can easily just send him $65 and reimburse myself later but fuck him. After the way he treated me, why in the fuck would I go out of my way to help him?
He's texting me every day with a more and more aggressive tone demanding $65 from me.
I finally get fed up and start trolling him some more.
I tell him I am going the next day on vacation to Zipolite, the only nude beach in the mexico in the state of
Oaxaca but that I will try by hardest to get down to the rio before my flight.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playa_Zipolite
Randomly, Matos from pfa, who happened to be at that dinner walks into the poker room where Scott works. He hasn't seen or talked to Scott since that fateful night.
Matos calls me to relay what has occurred.
He tells me that as soon as he see's Scott, his face starts turning boiling red and he starts going off all these months later about the dinner and specifically the lobster macaroni!!!!!!!!!
The next day when he thinks I am leaving, he sends me a series of angry texts demanding asap his $65. I tell him that I didn't make it to the rio and that I can either mail him back his chips or he can wait until I get back from Zipolite. I ask him repeatedly if I can get him or the misses a nice T-shirt or other souvenir from Zipolite. It's apparent he wants nothing to do with Zipolite unfortunately.
He loses it. Like completely.
I wasn't with him but I can assure you his face was so red, he once again was the lobster.
He leaves me a voicemail and this is EXACTLY WHAT HE SAYS SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS VERBATIM
"HEY IT JUST GOES TO SHOW WHAT A PERSON YOU ARE. I HAVE NO TOE. I TRIED TALKING TO YOU BRANDON. YOU TOLD ME 3 TIMES YOU WERE GOING TO CASH THE CHIPS IN!!!!"
Yes. You read that all correctly. No typos.
I don't respond.
Then he texts me and says "Nice to see your childish little bitch that can't do anything he says he's going to do. That's why he lives off mommy and daddy's money and fucks that old woman Jeannie you fucking piece of shit"
WHOA!
Really?
Like this dude has some nerve. Angry. Bitter. The world is against him. He never can catch a break etc. That's the kind of attitude he always had. It only showed more as we became better friends. I am sure all of you can relate to someone like that in your life.
So after that last text message, I kind of tilt and try to send a nasty message back. I realize I am blocked.
Fuck that. He isn't getting the last word again.
So I use a app on my phone and call him from a different number. He answers. I start screaming "LOBSTER MACARONI MOTHER FUCKER" at the top of my lungs.
He hangs up and blocks that number.
I call him from a different number and do it again.
Why not. He's stupid enough to keep answering.
I get a good chuckle and stop after hmm 12, 15 different numbers. I tell myself I am done.
About an hour goes by and I kid you not, on my fucking life, I get a phone call from the Baltimore police asking me to call some sergeant back in regards to harassing phone calls.
I seriously thought for a second about calling the officer back and telling him the entire story about the lobster macaroni and cheese but I decided they got more pressing issues than to deal with this crap.
This morning after the Garett call, I am on the phone with Sonatine. I finally decide to go to my car and open up the box of chips that Scott has sent me.
Seriously? This picture doesn't even begin to explain it all.
There are around 100 chips in these stapled cases. There other chips in plastic cases. And there are $1 loose chips for casinos like the wynn, venetian, paris, flamingo etc.
Anyhow, look- I really rarely if ever call people out. I didn't say shit about the Larry thing for over 3 months until my Oslo friend kind of left me no choice.
So I don't want none of ya thinking I am a snitch, or I back stack people but enough is enough.
So Scott, whenever you read this...FUCK OFF AND............................................... .................................................. .................................................. ..
Was genuinely waiting for you to say that the bag of chips was actually a bag full of severed toes.
Marvellous read
that lobster mac and cheese was reaaaaally good tho
also todger im going to need you to increase my daily allocation of INTERNET REPUTATION POINTS as i dont have any left and i would like to give brandon a couple more INTERNET REPUTATION POINTS
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Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS
hes literally not going to because he doesnt want to devalue them before they can obtain parity with btc.
INTERNET REPUTATION POINTS ARE DONKDOWN YALL
and honestly ill prob pay 100 whatever dollars it was and eat a whole thing of that lobster mac and cheese myself next time im in vegas
would be a bottomset approved #BIGAPPETIZER
i really hope brandon did not send sdouble his $65. instead he should have PFAs new lawyer draft an invoice and bill sdouble for however many hours it took to remove that clusterfuck of chips from the faggot packaging he put them in.
If everyone orders relatively evenly, I agree. Trying to itemize in order to equalize a few dollars difference on an expensive meal is lame.Quote:
Originally Posted by blake
However, there are some people like me who don't drink, and in some cases, don't like the appetizers other people order.
So yeah, if everyone at the table is ordering expensive drinks, and I'm downing water, I'm being the Jew and at least asking for my part to be itemized.
Otherwise I'll be for splitting evenly.
Honestly I can't believe nobody asked the price before ordering. When you're told that there's an item "not on the menu" and that it's "special", you need to ask the price.Quote:
Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis
Also, they probably could have gotten some of that taken off the bill, as it really was the server's duty to warn them that they were getting an "appetizer" which costs over $100.
Sort of.Quote:
Originally Posted by splitthis
The main one on the account was Scott's younger brother, who I think was too young to have an account in those days.
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Originally Posted by Dan DruffHonestly I can't believe nobody asked the price before ordering. When you're told that there's an item "not on the menu" and that it's "special", you need to ask the price.Quote:
Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis
Also, they probably could have gotten some of that taken off the bill, as it really was the server's duty to warn them that they were getting an "appetizer" which costs over $100.
Asking is pretty faux pas. Just saying. If you’re eating at CUT, you’re not asking how much anything is.
KT meet Dan Druff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kilgore TroutQuote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Asking is pretty faux pas. Just saying. If you’re eating at CUT, you’re not asking how much anything is.
Huh? I ask how much stuff is all the time. There is nothing unreasonable to ask how much something is when around friends, or in this case internet poker posters sharing a check. You have a point if you are at some business meeting, then don't ask. But at a social event where everyone is chipping in, it's definitely not inappropriate, especially when two at the table already admitted they have no money, then its definitely appropriate. It's not like the waitress is going back into the kitchen like "OMG, I was just asked how much the crab cakes were".Quote:
Originally Posted by Kilgore TroutQuote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Asking is pretty faux pas. Just saying. If you’re eating at CUT, you’re not asking how much anything is.
Get over yourself. I was at Mortons the other night and was told a Sea Bass special and asked how much, she said like $55 or whatever. Nobody at the table freaked out.
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Originally Posted by Kilgore TroutQuote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Asking is pretty faux pas. Just saying. If you’re eating at CUT, you’re not asking how much anything is.
CUT is a good restaurant, but it's not one of those super-exclusive places where you're considered gauche if you ask what something costs.
CUT has a menu with prices for everything, and this Lobster Mac was just a special dish they made for likely high rollers who wanted it and probably had the comps to pay for it.
You are a chump if you just order something like that, don't ask the price, and just pay whatever they charge you.
I even think it's possible that they would have sold it for less than $108 if requested, and that's just what they bill the casino for some whale's comps.
Josh Schlein. Wasn't he crazy too? I remember he came to NWP once tilting his face off on Reggiman for no reason, because Reggi was a bum hunter or whatever. I always wondered why Josh called himself "SDouble", and now I know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffSort of.Quote:
Originally Posted by splitthis
The main one on the account was Scott's younger brother, who I think was too young to have an account in those days.
I have been to CUT, I was not overwhelmed. It was good and all, but I did not leave there thinking I was at Smith and Wollensky in Manhattan. I just felt like I was around some regular people and I know for a fact I was around people from Kansas as some dude was decked in Jayhawk gear. Nobody seemed intimidated asking the cost of an appetizer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff:wrongQuote:
Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout
CUT is a good restaurant, but it's not one of those super-exclusive places where you're considered gauche if you ask what something costs.
CUT has a menu with prices for everything, and this Lobster Mac was just a special dish they made for likely high rollers who wanted it and probably had the comps to pay for it.
You are a chump if you just order something like that, don't ask the price, and just pay whatever they charge you.
I even think it's possible that they would have sold it for less than $108 if requested, and that's just what they bill the casino for some whale's comps.
Even if OSA asked the price, I think he would have still ordered with his empty pockets. The real question is how is Nikki?
Drex ship me a dime bro
the real question is why OSA and michael weren't humiliated by having drexel pay for them, inasmuch as they are not his children
Regarding Scott here is where it stands right now.
Brandon is holding those chips for him. Scott wants them back and wants to resume the plan of paying Brandon $100/month until the $300 is paid off.
Brandon doesn't want to return the chips until he gets the $300, fearing he will get rolled, which is understandable.
I offered to be the middleman. I told Scott he could submit the $300 to me, and that I wouldn't release the $300 to Brandon until I knew the chips were on their way back. This way Scott had the guarantee that Brandon wouldn't screw him (or just be too lazy to send them back in a timely fashion).
I thought this was very reasonable, but Scott is refusing to do this, stating that he doesn't want to make any payment until the chips come back. I don't understand this, because he knows there's zero point zero chance I'll roll him, so he has a firm guarantee that he will get those chips back (or at least they'll be in the mail) before Brandon touches his money.
so i assume scott attempts to make money on the side selling these chips from various casinos at a markup as souvenirs or something?
I'd keep the chips out of spite. Might even video me cashing them in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
It would have been hilarious if they were tourney chips.
Of course you do. Scott has no intention of paying.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
:wtf
Wait, what?
That was never stated to me.
I have a text from scott from a few weeks ago stating he was mailing me the chips to keep because he couldn't afford to pay me $100 per month as we agreed.
He originally asked if I could hold them for lol up to a year to give him time to pay me. I said no.
He then texted me ( I couldn't even make this shit up if I wanted to) asking me to at least run the chips several times in the dishwasher so that when I cash them in, no one else will get brand new chips.
He can mail me a self addressed stamp envelope and I will mail him $65 in chips back.
AFTER:
He apologizes for insulting jeanne and being disrespectful.
Explains to the board why he accused me of stealing from him in credit card roulette with another pfa member present.
Why doesn't he have a toe? (Per his own words on my voicemail)
Why he called the lol police on me when I never got aggressive with him.
That all withstanding, we are at a good ol fashion standstill.
If none of those conditions are met, starting in January I will send him $1 per month for the next 65 months.
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Druff, with all due respect, you can't mediate a situation when we are both not being told the same story. The dude sent me the chips as payment. Not as collateral. I made it clear I wasn't holding them until 2019.
He asked to borrow money.
He agreed to a lol $100 per month.
He couldn't honor the agreement.
He somehow is now missing a toe.
GG.
ZoD
I think its Nikki and Michael. You can tell one of em is nikki by the way Gerdy said "one of them had literally $0 on them." If it was a man he would've said "one of them had literally $0 on him." Nikki lives in Vegas so if she was broke it makes perfect sense for her to have been in Vegas. Also, when OSA goes on vacation he usually budgets about $150/day for meals for his fat ass. Hilarious tho if 1step really was too cheap to pay.Quote:
Originally Posted by blake
didnt cleatus cut off his own toe years ago using a hammer and chisel?
:applauseQuote:
Originally Posted by Lord of the FraudQuote:
Originally Posted by BetCheckBet
It's not even that.
The broke bums shouldn't even be making it to the table in the first place, and Drex should never be hearing WHY they can't make it. The only time Drex should be playing sugar daddy is when family or personal friends are involved.
We've all been financially embarrassed at one point or another, and it becomes human instinct to not make ourselves a financial burden in situations like this (unless you are a shameless bum)
No man worth his salt should be sat there broke in a restaurant with people they've only just met.
I think Drexel needs to learn what the meaning of being a "Trick" is, there is being nice and people appreciating it but by all accounts he sounds like a trick, sorry bro.
My gay friend Johnny lost his great toe this summer in a lawnmower accident. Sdouble may have suffered the same fate walking backward with his lawnmover making dough in the hood rolling down the street looking for high lawns.
Me too please I owe a bunch of greensQuote:
Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS
I wasn't disagreeing with any of your points.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrexelQuote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
:wtf
Wait, what?
That was never stated to me.
I have a text from scott from a few weeks ago stating he was mailing me the chips to keep because he couldn't afford to pay me $100 per month as we agreed.
He originally asked if I could hold them for lol up to a year to give him time to pay me. I said no.
He then texted me ( I couldn't even make this shit up if I wanted to) asking me to at least run the chips several times in the dishwasher so that when I cash them in, no one else will get brand new chips.
He can mail me a self addressed stamp envelope and I will mail him $65 in chips back.
AFTER:
He apologizes for insulting jeanne and being disrespectful.
Explains to the board why he accused me of stealing from him in credit card roulette with another pfa member present.
Why doesn't he have a toe? (Per his own words on my voicemail)
Why he called the lol police on me when I never got aggressive with him.
That all withstanding, we are at a good ol fashion standstill.
If none of those conditions are met, starting in January I will send him $1 per month for the next 65 months.
I just offered to help to speed up the resolution. He said he didn't trust you, so I told him he could send the $ to me.
If he wants the chips back at this point, he should send the replacement money for them (to me), and then you can ship them back.
Otherwise they're yours, obviously.