....and so it goes.....A CONFESSION

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Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout

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Originally Posted by Krypt

Friends, this lady is a toxic asset. I’ve been in and around this community on/off for nearly a decade now. I’ve seen my fair share of unstable and needy cretins on the precipice of a severe meltdown, and this is certainly no exception. The warning signs are abundantly clear my friends: incessant pestering/posting, new member out of nowhere trying to dominate forum (larrylaffer syndrome), personal involvement with Drexel (never ends well too many examples to cite), domestic issues, gambling habit, and rampant substance abuse. This will simply not end well. While I would be lying if I said that I didn’t enjoy a good mental/personal breakdown now and again, I felt the need to speak out because this lady could well pose an existential threat to the very fabric of this 8th tier poker forum ecosystem. And before I’m branded as a chauvinist, it’s one thing if this lady was a cultured/eccentric/degenerate fresh out of college who just stumbled upon this forum by accident, but this is not the case. She has 3-5 kids and spends most of her day shitposting and “Pming” half of this cesspool userbase. We all know how this story ends... it won’t be pretty.

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LOL at paying for sex.

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It always costs something.

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Originally Posted by Krypt

Friends, this lady is a toxic asset. I’ve been in and around this community on/off for nearly a decade now. I’ve seen my fair share of unstable and needy cretins on the precipice of a severe meltdown, and this is certainly no exception. The warning signs are abundantly clear my friends: incessant pestering/posting, new member out of nowhere trying to dominate forum (larrylaffer syndrome), personal involvement with Drexel (never ends well too many examples to cite), domestic issues, gambling habit, and rampant substance abuse. This will simply not end well. While I would be lying if I said that I didn’t enjoy a good mental/personal breakdown now and again, I felt the need to speak out because this lady could well pose an existential threat to the very fabric of this 8th tier poker forum ecosystem. And before I’m branded as a chauvinist, it’s one thing if this lady was a cultured/eccentric/degenerate fresh out of college who just stumbled upon this forum by accident, but this is not the case. She has 3-5 kids and spends most of her day shitposting and “Pming” half of this cesspool userbase. We all know how this story ends... it won’t be pretty.

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Well thought out response, I was more leaning more to the greatest rolling this or any prior site has ever seen.

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Originally Posted by splitthis

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Originally Posted by Krypt

Friends, this lady is a toxic asset. I’ve been in and around this community on/off for nearly a decade now. I’ve seen my fair share of unstable and needy cretins on the precipice of a severe meltdown, and this is certainly no exception. The warning signs are abundantly clear my friends: incessant pestering/posting, new member out of nowhere trying to dominate forum (larrylaffer syndrome), personal involvement with Drexel (never ends well too many examples to cite), domestic issues, gambling habit, and rampant substance abuse. This will simply not end well. While I would be lying if I said that I didn’t enjoy a good mental/personal breakdown now and again, I felt the need to speak out because this lady could well pose an existential threat to the very fabric of this 8th tier poker forum ecosystem. And before I’m branded as a chauvinist, it’s one thing if this lady was a cultured/eccentric/degenerate fresh out of college who just stumbled upon this forum by accident, but this is not the case. She has 3-5 kids and spends most of her day shitposting and “Pming” half of this cesspool userbase. We all know how this story ends... it won’t be pretty.

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Well thought out response, I was more leaning more to the greatest rolling this or any prior site has ever seen.

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Originally Posted by splitthis

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Originally Posted by Krypt

Friends, this lady is a toxic asset. I’ve been in and around this community on/off for nearly a decade now. I’ve seen my fair share of unstable and needy cretins on the precipice of a severe meltdown, and this is certainly no exception. The warning signs are abundantly clear my friends: incessant pestering/posting, new member out of nowhere trying to dominate forum (larrylaffer syndrome), personal involvement with Drexel (never ends well too many examples to cite), domestic issues, gambling habit, and rampant substance abuse. This will simply not end well. While I would be lying if I said that I didn’t enjoy a good mental/personal breakdown now and again, I felt the need to speak out because this lady could well pose an existential threat to the very fabric of this 8th tier poker forum ecosystem. And before I’m branded as a chauvinist, it’s one thing if this lady was a cultured/eccentric/degenerate fresh out of college who just stumbled upon this forum by accident, but this is not the case. She has 3-5 kids and spends most of her day shitposting and “Pming” half of this cesspool userbase. We all know how this story ends... it won’t be pretty.

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Well thought out response, I was more leaning more to the greatest rolling this or any prior site has ever seen.

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So far there isn't any money involved. This one isn't going to pass fminc or Jasep unless Kilgore steps it up and starts "borrowing" from various male members.

fuck just sent 0.05BTC for

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Originally Posted by Krypt

Friends, this lady is a toxic asset. I’ve been in and around this community on/off for nearly a decade now. I’ve seen my fair share of unstable and needy cretins on the precipice of a severe meltdown, and this is certainly no exception. The warning signs are abundantly clear my friends: incessant pestering/posting, new member out of nowhere trying to dominate forum (larrylaffer syndrome), personal involvement with Drexel (never ends well too many examples to cite), domestic issues, gambling habit, and rampant substance abuse. This will simply not end well. While I would be lying if I said that I didn’t enjoy a good mental/personal breakdown now and again, I felt the need to speak out because this lady could well pose an existential threat to the very fabric of this 8th tier poker forum ecosystem. And before I’m branded as a chauvinist, it’s one thing if this lady was a cultured/eccentric/degenerate fresh out of college who just stumbled upon this forum by accident, but this is not the case. She has 3-5 kids and spends most of her day shitposting and “Pming” half of this cesspool userbase. We all know how this story ends... it won’t be pretty.

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ok this one has me mildly concerned

no vegas trips for you KT, please

Are you still drinking? You mentioned that you don't have an issue with alcohol.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

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Originally Posted by splitthis

Well thought out response, I was more leaning more to the greatest rolling this or any prior site has ever seen.

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So far there isn't any money involved. This one isn't going to pass fminc or Jasep unless Kilgore steps it up and starts "borrowing" from various male members.

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Pretty sure she is responsible for nearly $300 from radio Friday. It's begun

GET THESE NERDS TROUT

The LOLs and absurdity of the last page of posts is priceless. Thank you, all that contributed.

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Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout

The LOLs and absurdity of the last page of posts is priceless. Thank you, all that contributed.

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I think you are going to have to address all of these allegations.

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Originally Posted by The_Lurker

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Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout

The LOLs and absurdity of the last page of posts is priceless. Thank you, all that contributed.

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I think you are going to have to address all of these allegations.

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Address the fact that prizes were dispersed and Brandon retained the surplus of donations?
Was there something else I needed to address? The other’s bullyish behavior is entertaining and I can accept my part in bringing some of it onto myself. This is pure stupidity.

please don't respond to 60 year old cripples

adderall , but no percs?

do you actually know how hard it is to get percs addy for life

wait i feel it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCawlgpnYVw

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Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout

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Originally Posted by The_Lurker

I think you are going to have to address all of these allegations.

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Address the fact that prizes were dispersed and Brandon retained the surplus of donations?
Was there something else I needed to address? The other’s bullyish behavior is entertaining and I can accept my part in bringing some of it onto myself. This is pure stupidity.

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In all honesty, I was hoping you were going to address them in a more humorous manner.

again don't address this ancient nerd or show him any form of respect

you had a good run though "the lurker"

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Originally Posted by lol wow

again don't address this ancient nerd or show him any form of respect

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Isn't time for you to change your name to "LOL Waning"

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Originally Posted by jsearles22

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

So far there isn't any money involved. This one isn't going to pass fminc or Jasep unless Kilgore steps it up and starts "borrowing" from various male members.

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Pretty sure she is responsible for nearly $300 from radio Friday. It's begun

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The balls on this fat fuck, pay vegas his 500.

I could probably do a radishow dedicated to your pigwife so you can go cry to druff about it after

were u going for waneing

lol young iceland coming in here heated

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Originally Posted by The_Lurker

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Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout

Address the fact that prizes were dispersed and Brandon retained the surplus of donations?
Was there something else I needed to address? The other’s bullyish behavior is entertaining and I can accept my part in bringing some of it onto myself. This is pure stupidity.

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In all honesty, I was hoping you were going to address them in a more humorous manner.

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If you approached in a humorous manner - worthy of a witty response, I would have gladly obliged. You get what you give with me. This, you know.


And no Percocet or any other opiates. I openly acknowledge my lack of impulse control - that doesn’t mean I have any lack of good judgment. In fact, it’s just the opposite.

I’d be willing to say that be it in re: alcohol, gambling, drugs, sex, internet or food - EVERY single person reading this is fighting this battle. Criticizing or demoralizing someone because of their struggles ultimately says very little about the person and more about one’s own insecurity with his/her demons.

To be clear, I’m guilty of this. I have unfairly piled it on (to several of you.) Needed to be said.

Elliott, I’m sure you’re actually a very smart, sweet and refined guy. I don’t know much about you but I know what I see or read. You can’t really love your dark side as much as you let on. I truly hope you find someone that can fulfill your needs, make you happy and refine your edges. I think a less judgmental Krypt would be a pretty great guy, all around.

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Originally Posted by lol wow

were u going for waneing

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Time for you to get a new dictionary.

Pro Tip: 99% of the time that little red squiggly line means you fucked it up.

simmer down grandpa

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Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout

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Originally Posted by The_Lurker

In all honesty, I was hoping you were going to address them in a more humorous manner.

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If you approached in a humorous manner - worthy of a witty response, I would have gladly obliged. You get what you give with me. This, you know.


And no Percocet or any other opiates. I openly acknowledge my lack of impulse control - that doesn’t mean I have any lack of good judgment. In fact, it’s just the opposite.

I’d be willing to say that be it in re: alcohol, gambling, drugs, sex, internet or food - EVERY single person reading this is fighting this battle. Criticizing or demoralizing someone because of their struggles ultimately says very little about the person and more about one’s own insecurity with his/her demons.

To be clear, I’m guilty of this. I have unfairly piled it on (to several of you.) Needed to be said.

Elliott, I’m sure you’re actually a very smart, sweet and refined guy. I don’t know much about you but I know what I see or read. You can’t really love your dark side as much as you let on. I truly hope you find someone that can fulfill your needs, make you happy and refine your edges. I think a less judgmental Krypt would be a pretty great guy, all around.

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Its not easy to remove the sand from the n-word

SEARLES, is that your wife screaming at you to come help her in the kitchen?

Be on your way son.

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Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout

SEARLES, is that your wife screaming at you to come help her in the kitchen?

Be on your way son.

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Pics of familiy members are not allowed, but hope Druff lets this one slide

that pig is awesome

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Originally Posted by The_Lurker

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Originally Posted by lol wow

were u going for waneing

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Time for you to get a new dictionary.

Pro Tip: 99% of the time that little red squiggly line means you fucked it up.

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Good to see Mumble’s hard work is paying off. Lurker now emulating Yung Mumbles.

Literally just told u not to engage senior citizens unless they are tine

lol at kilgore trout going ham at krypt when she has yet to post a single smiths video.

girl you're barely grazing his ankles.

see what i mean

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Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout

SEARLES, is that Your wife screaming at you to come help her in the kitchen?

Be on your way son.

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So tilted by my one liner that you've posted personal family info huh? Yeah, that's not amateurish bullshit at all. Are you ok with me putting your kids names on here? I'm fine with it if you are. I'll SEO the shit out of it if you want to?

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Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout

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Originally Posted by adamantium

yea lets fuck this up with recipes

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So, against better judgment...but to dismantle the notion that I’m an old, fat Jewish broad, incapable of attracting a man in the real world, I’m going to introduce myself, once and for all.





I am on the left. Todd can corroborate.

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Cute

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Originally Posted by adamantium

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Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout

If you approached in a humorous manner - worthy of a witty response, I would have gladly obliged. You get what you give with me. This, you know.

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Its not easy to remove the sand from the vagina

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FYP...

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Originally Posted by jsearles22

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Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout

SEARLES, is that your wife screaming at you to come help her in the kitchen?

Be on your way son.

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So tilted by my one liner that you've posted personal family info huh? Yeah, that's not amateurish bullshit at all. Are you ok with me putting your kids names on here? I'm fine with it if you are. I'll SEO the shit out of it if you want to?

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Unlike you, I do not make baseless threats to strangers. I take action. My teasing and your threats are categorically different from one another. Like me or not, there is not another member in this forum who wouldn’t have my back as far as this matter is concerned. You crossed a line.

Druff, ban Paul Blart from my thread. He can resume his trolling of me or whomever else he chooses, elsewhere.



:laterfag

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Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout

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Originally Posted by jsearles22

So tilted by my one liner that you've posted personal family info huh? Yeah, that's not amateurish bullshit at all. Are you ok with me putting your kids names on here? I'm fine with it if you are. I'll SEO the shit out of it if you want to?

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Unlike you, I do not make baseless threats to strangers. I take action. My teasing and your threats are categorically different from one another. Like me or not, there is not another member in this forum who wouldn’t have my back as far as this matter is concerned. You crossed a line.

Druff, ban Paul Blart from my thread. He can resume his trolling of me or whomever else he chooses, elsewhere.



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I crossed a line and you didn't? You randomly posted my wife's name with Searles in order to SEO her, for no apparent reason. How did you know her name? Why are you involving a family member that has nothing to do with the fake forum drama? This is pretty much rule #1. It's universally agreed upon. You did it, I'm threatening to reciprocate. Please explain why you did this?

It's also cute that you think you have influence for some reason. "My thread", lmfao.