My Official Response to Hutmasters Ridiculous Threats, Innuendos and False Claims

please you are so a bath guy

I posted two addresses, both extracted from the photos.

According to Google maps, one is a hotel (and its the picture of the bathtub), and the other is some sort of strip mall with a liquor store in it, which I assumed you were sleeping behind since thats a picture of you sleeping in your car.

Apparently someone looked for pizza places in the area, then matched up your yelp clips and bobs your uncle.

gare likes baths because his lunch lady arms act like inflatable pool wings.

todge this is unacceptable slander

anyone who didnt see through my critique of hut's pizza as a desperate gambit to get a consultancy gig should enter their ssn # below because the site totally filters them out now:



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see?

He's like a flightless bird, just flapping away...

i think hes referring to how you can use your lunch lady arms like glider wings for short distances when escaping predators gare.

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

you know what Tyde, I love ya. You bring great trip reports and all of that good stuff that is entertaining.

That being said, you are a piece of shit. After what you just did - and even your last response... I wouldn't trust you in the same fucking TIME ZONE as me.

Im actually pretty fucking fuming right now. For real

If this thread was your convo in front of me, you would hands down get knocked the fuck out and it would take you 6 fucking months to make a trip report about it.





You just don't even get it, and it has become quite obvious after watching all of this that you never will. Id tell you to grow up, but...how old are you now?

It's a little to late for that kind of talk.

rofl gordo is fuming

I love baths. When I was a kid, my parent's bathroom had a huge bathtub with jets in it. The jets were located more than halfway up the tub, and they never used the jets. if you went into the bathroom and turned the wrong switch by the lights, the jets came on and made a terrible sound like a garbage disposal if there was no water in the tub. so one time my parents were out of town, and I decided I was going to take a luxurious bath in their tub. I get it all filled up and turn on the jets and every one of them just shoots out years of my mom's leg and pube trimmings into the water

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you know what Tyde, I love ya. You bring great trip reports and all of that good stuff that is entertaining.

That being said, you are a piece of shit. After what you just did - and even your last response... I wouldn't trust you in the same fucking TIME ZONE as me.

Im actually pretty fucking fuming right now. For real

If this thread was your convo in front of me, you would hands down get knocked the fuck out and it would take you 6 fucking months to make a trip report about it.

You just don't even get it, and it has become quite obvious after watching all of this that you never will. Id tell you to grow up, but...how old are you now?

It's a little to late for that kind of talk.

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lol what do you expect me to do here ?

I already said countless times that I was able to pay Hut back a long time ago if he simply signed up for PayPal

I accepted responsibility for the extended delay and acknowledged that I was grateful for his help when I was down

as far as the damage to the bathtup goes, I denied it because it never happened

I've said that I can pay him back right now if he simply creates a PayPal account.

yes he pissed me off when he started issuing ultimatums and threatening to 'out' me on PFA

I haven't made any attempts to put the blame on anyone else, and admitted in the open that he is/was perfectly justified in being agitated for the extended wait time

get off my dick already Gordo

short of getting on my knees and blowing him, I've done just about everything I can do to remedy the situation

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Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe

I love baths. When I was a kid, my parent's bathroom had a huge bathtub with jets in it. The jets were located more than halfway up the tub, and they never used the jets. if you went into the bathroom and turned the wrong switch by the lights, the jets came on and made a terrible sound like a garbage disposal if there was no water in the tub. so one time my parents were out of town, and I decided I was going to take a luxurious bath in their tub. I get it all filled up and turn on the jets and every one of them just shoots out years of my mom's leg and pube trimmings into the water

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https://i.imgur.com/xEZ2OV5.gif

real talk tho i wonder what fminc_ is up to these days.

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Originally Posted by Gordman

you know what Tyde, I love ya. You bring great trip reports and all of that good stuff that is entertaining.

That being said, you are a piece of shit. After what you just did - and even your last response... I wouldn't trust you in the same fucking TIME ZONE as me.

Im actually pretty fucking fuming right now. For real

If this thread was your convo in front of me, you would hands down get knocked the fuck out and it would take you 6 fucking months to make a trip report about it.

You just don't even get it, and it has become quite obvious after watching all of this that you never will. Id tell you to grow up, but...how old are you now?

It's a little to late for that kind of talk.

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lol what do you expect me to do here ?

I already said countless times that I was able to pay Hut back a long time ago if he simply signed up for PayPal

I accepted responsibility for the extended delay and acknowledged that I was grateful for his help when I was down

as far as the damage to the bathtup goes, I denied it because it never happened

I've said that I can pay him back right now if he simply creates a PayPal account.

yes he pissed me off when he started issuing ultimatums and threatening to 'out' me on PFA

I haven't made any attempts to put the blame on anyone else, and admitted in the open that he is/was perfectly justified in being agitated for the extended wait time

get off my dick already Gordo

short of getting on my knees and blowing him, I've done just about everything I can do to remedy the situation

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paypal it to druff and let him get it to hut.

with all these hits making him rich, im sure he would be happy to help return the favor.

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Originally Posted by sonatine

real talk tho i wonder what fminc_ is up to these days.

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You think that dude survived another decade? Between the significant substance abuse and the very high chance of a literal stab in the back from a middle eastern business partner, I just don't think that motherfucker is with us anymore.

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real talk tho i wonder what fminc_ is up to these days.

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You think that dude survived another decade? Between the significant substance abuse and the very high chance of a literal stab in the back from a middle eastern business partner, I just don't think that motherfucker is with us anymore.

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OH AS IF YOU LIVE A PRISTINE LIFE!!!11

So I looked at the reviews for hut's place.

4 stars on Yelp
4 stars on Google
4 stars on Tripadvisor

Talk about consistency.

Too bad the dough doesn't share the same consistency. Some people seem to love the place, but the negative reviews all say pretty much the same thing (over a period of years), mostly focused upon soggy dough, undercooked pizza, and not enough sauce.

While the pizza couldn't be that bad if there are so many positive reviews, clearly this also isn't a grand conspiracy over 4 years time to falsely accuse the place of having soggy dough.

hut, I have seen your analysis of restaurants, food service, and customer service in the past, and it's usually very good. So how come you haven't addressed these repeated complaints? Clearly they're onto something. Obviously it's your business, and it's totally up to you, but if I ran the place, I would be working hard to figure out how to immediately address these seemingly legitimate complaints.

I have a friend who co-owns a restaurant, and I read his place's Yelp reviews. Half the 1-star reviews are complaining that the hostess is rude. I asked him, "Why not give her an ultimatum or fire her?", and he just makes excuses for her. I don't believe he's fucking her, nor do I think he's trying to get in her pants. I just think he's refusing to accept the obvious, and it's dragged his overall Yelp rating down to 3.5 stars. I finally gave up trying to convince him.

Marty, you are making this way too complicated.

You have PayPal and $500 in it, right?

I can give you my PayPal right now, you can ship $500, and I will then send hutmaster the money. I'm pretty sure he won't object to this.

So how about it?

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Marty, you are making this way too complicated.

You have PayPal and $500 in it, right?

I can give you my PayPal right now, you can ship $500, and I will then send hutmaster the money. I'm pretty sure he won't object to this.

So how about it?

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Druff

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Marty, you are making this way too complicated.

You have PayPal and $500 in it, right?

I can give you my PayPal right now, you can ship $500, and I will then send hutmaster the money. I'm pretty sure he won't object to this.

So how about it?

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I'm making this complicated ?

He could have handled this easily months ago, but instead decided to be a bitch about it making his big thread 'outting' me

But wow...what a fucking miracle

he FINALLY signed up a PayPal account today and PM'd me his account info

what an amazing coincidence that he created a PayPal account not even 48 hours after making his retarded thread

the money has been sent

not even an hour after getting his PM

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Originally Posted by Tyde

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Marty, you are making this way too complicated.

You have PayPal and $500 in it, right?

I can give you my PayPal right now, you can ship $500, and I will then send hutmaster the money. I'm pretty sure he won't object to this.

So how about it?

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I'm making this complicated ?

He could have handled this easily months ago, but instead decided to be a bitch about it making his big thread 'outting' me

But wow...what a fucking miracle

he FINALLY signed up a PayPal account today and PM'd me his account info

what an amazing coincidence that he created a PayPal account not even 48 hours after making his retarded thread

the money has been sent

not even an hour after getting his PM

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I like the extra penny.

In a middle aged drunks world there is always an excuse and always a way to blame someone else, for everything. Drunks like Tyde are a dime a dozen and his life only gets worse from here. I think 5 years is a fair over/under on him blowing his career on ships because of his drinking.

The only question now since you sent him one extra cent is was it paypal GIFT?

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Originally Posted by DonaldTrumpsHairPiece

The only question now since you sent him one extra cent is was it paypal GIFT?

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Well, there is still that interesting tidbit about being escorted off his ship for being a belligerent drunk.

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The only question now since you sent him one extra cent is was it paypal GIFT?

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Well, there is still that interesting tidbit about being escorted off his ship for being a belligerent drunk.

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Wow what a shock, marty ships hut the 5 hundo and still gets shitted on (feel the sarcasm).

You did the right thing marty, unfortunately the self righteous indignant tools will shit on you no matter what.

Remind me to never accept anything from hutindiangiver.

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Originally Posted by Mintjewlips

Wow what a shock, marty ships hut the 5 hundo and still gets shitted on (feel the sarcasm).

You did the right thing marty, unfortunately the self righteous indignant tools will shit on you no matter what.

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I kinda feel like Donald Trump

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Originally Posted by Mintjewlips

Wow what a shock, marty ships hut the 5 hundo and still gets shitted on (feel the sarcasm).

You did the right thing marty, unfortunately the self righteous indignant tools will shit on you no matter what.

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at least dish is funny with his trolling. you are terrible at this. (if you have to constantly note "feel the sarcasm" you're doing it wrong)

Atleast gare is witty, you just come off very n-wordish.

The tags tho

:lol2

you've also ruined the takei laughing gif

You've ruined nittas grits, stop it.

ugh

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

So I looked at the reviews for hut's place.

4 stars on Yelp
4 stars on Google
4 stars on Tripadvisor

Talk about consistency.

Too bad the dough doesn't share the same consistency. Some people seem to love the place, but the negative reviews all say pretty much the same thing (over a period of years), mostly focused upon soggy dough, undercooked pizza, and not enough sauce.

While the pizza couldn't be that bad if there are so many positive reviews, clearly this also isn't a grand conspiracy over 4 years time to falsely accuse the place of having soggy dough.

hut, I have seen your analysis of restaurants, food service, and customer service in the past, and it's usually very good. So how come you haven't addressed these repeated complaints? Clearly they're onto something. Obviously it's your business, and it's totally up to you, but if I ran the place, I would be working hard to figure out how to immediately address these seemingly legitimate complaints.

I have a friend who co-owns a restaurant, and I read his place's Yelp reviews. Half the 1-star reviews are complaining that the hostess is rude. I asked him, "Why not give her an ultimatum or fire her?", and he just makes excuses for her. I don't believe he's fucking her, nor do I think he's trying to get in her pants. I just think he's refusing to accept the obvious, and it's dragged his overall Yelp rating down to 3.5 stars. I finally gave up trying to convince him.

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the issue is hut makes three different kind of pizzas, with three different thicknesses

and he uses a belt fed oven where you can only control two things: how fast the belt moves and the temp

so he can dial it in to make his pan pies perfect, but his thin crust will be fossilized and his hand tossed burnt

gto would be thin crust goes through once, hand tossed gets thrown back in halfway, and pan goes through twice, or something to that effect. thin and hand crust might be able to be configured for same cooking time depending on dough

but, the pan pizzas are prolly being pulled way too soon cause he wants to crank them out as fast as possible and not have different pies coming out at different times allowing the thinner ones to get cold

hut, please dm for my paypal, I just saved your business (and I can give you recipe for the best wings in your city)

In the canon of deadbeat excuses, where does "I was going to pay you before you were such a dick" rank? Has to be number 1, mirite?

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

So I looked at the reviews for hut's place.

4 stars on Yelp
4 stars on Google
4 stars on Tripadvisor

Talk about consistency.

Too bad the dough doesn't share the same consistency. Some people seem to love the place, but the negative reviews all say pretty much the same thing (over a period of years), mostly focused upon soggy dough, undercooked pizza, and not enough sauce.

While the pizza couldn't be that bad if there are so many positive reviews, clearly this also isn't a grand conspiracy over 4 years time to falsely accuse the place of having soggy dough.

hut, I have seen your analysis of restaurants, food service, and customer service in the past, and it's usually very good. So how come you haven't addressed these repeated complaints? Clearly they're onto something. Obviously it's your business, and it's totally up to you, but if I ran the place, I would be working hard to figure out how to immediately address these seemingly legitimate complaints.

I have a friend who co-owns a restaurant, and I read his place's Yelp reviews. Half the 1-star reviews are complaining that the hostess is rude. I asked him, "Why not give her an ultimatum or fire her?", and he just makes excuses for her. I don't believe he's fucking her, nor do I think he's trying to get in her pants. I just think he's refusing to accept the obvious, and it's dragged his overall Yelp rating down to 3.5 stars. I finally gave up trying to convince him.

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We have addressed issues regarding the dough especially with regards to being undercooked. We use a conveyor belt oven which is pretty industry standard now and almost mandatory if you do any significant volume. I spent a lot of time figuring out the proper temperature and time to produce a properly cooked product. There is no real universal temperature and belt speed, it depends on the make and model of each oven. For example, I have a double stack Middleby Marshall PS360 oven....when I competed in Vegas they bring in 5 different ovens of various types so you can cook on something comparable. They have a conveyor oven, a deck oven, a wood fired oven, etc.... They had the newest Middleby on the market, I set it to the same time and temp as I usually cook at and my test pizzas came out literally looking like charcoal. I had to lower the temp by 85 degrees and lower the time by 90 seconds. Luckily at the competition there was a true oven expert who was able to help me quickly. We offer 3 dough types with pan being the most popular. Some people just don't like pan pizza, its vastly different than say a traditional New York pizza. While it may seem to you looking at the reviews that there is a consistent problem, those reviews represent such a small percentage of the overall customer experience. I'm not suggesting that they should be completely discounted by any means but we have addressed these issues.

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Originally Posted by Tyde

I can say with 100% certainty that I had absolutely nothing to do with the damage to that bathtub. If I was responsible for it, I would have immediately accepted responsibility for it and apologized profusely and paid for any damages.

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:lol2

again not reading the thread cause it wont change my opinion of tyde, but you two need to hug it out. you are both great guys and were forum best friends for too many years for it to come to this