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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
of what?
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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
of what?
I tried Seppuku once but those puzzles were a bit easy.
A tip from an unlikely source. Quit acting like a fucking Goy before you end up getting killed by someone texting behind the wheel or some black dude who wants your bike or sneakers. You gotta get in with the Jews dawg, do some Jewish networking, bullshit w the rabbi about Israel. Go to the all those mitzfa parties, all that shit. No wigger stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLafferfunny you mention this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker
first of all, im drunk. and depressed. wrolds ending anyway.
yesterday an old lady decided she wanted to point out that i was sitting in the cross walk and not the bike lane next to me. she had no idea the rules of the road, or protocol. all she saw was me. and you know what? she wasn't even in the fucking crosswalk.
it took all my energy to not scream this ladies head off. i wanted to. but i held back.
i wish I didn't.
I wish i had just dropped my bike, and screamed this ladies face off. i wish i could've body slammed this wretched cunt.
I told the kid who got me in all that trouble, that I hope he gets crippled by a bus. he rides like a fucking jack ass anyway so it could and should happen.
I told him that if he were to die tomorrow, i'd send his fucking parents a birthday card every year for him. I told him that i'd laugh in his parents face.
i'm a sick fucking individual sometimes. There's a line, and i'm crossing it.
he crossed one too, by the way.
Now we mention too close to traffic? Today I did fly too close to traffic. On Lower wacker, earlier today, i came so close to being hit by a car going 45 miles an hour. I could feel the fucking woosh of the car as it sped past me. it probably missed by inches.
inches.
a few more inches to the right, and I'm dead. you all get your joke back to you in spades.
When I got to where I was going (I had to go from Michian and Ohio to Wacker and Van Buren, so naturally I took lower wacker from the east-west portion to the north-south portion) I just stood and looked at my bike.
I thought to myself 'fuck that was a close one. Why do I ride down there?'
then I smiled to myself
as I thought
'because I don't give a fuck if I live or die anymore. it's that simple'
I could stop at every red light. I could ride the sidewalks. I could do everything and anything I can to stay safe when I am out there.
but I don't.
because. whats. the. fun. in. that.
Then you'll be ready to get some fuckin bank loans and shit and buy some properties. You haven't made til I'm posting about some swindle you got away with, haha. JK but yeah fuck bike riding in traffic in the smart phone era.
I've road some major miles when I was into cycling. Rarely was in the bike lane out next to all the speeding cars. It didn't make sense to gamble my life that someone wasn't drunk, texting taking opiates, not paying attn or whatever.
I may or may not know the answer to this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
Really willing to bet fps russia is jew, he knows to many details.
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Originally Posted by Belly Buster
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Originally Posted by FPS_Russia
mitzfa?
We're supposed to get hammered next week, so hold off on any idiocy until then sir.
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Originally Posted by El Gallo
El Gallo speaks
I listen.
Woman sentenced to 15 months in texting suicide case
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/03/us/mic...ing/index.html
Dude just get help. I have told you privately and publicly that you have serious emotional issues and should get some help. You remind me of one of those people who keep saying "ima do it, I swear this is the time" just for attention and if you were to attempt it would prob fail anyways. Why not instead of doing all the drugs and drinking, that you obviously can't handle, go sober and get some real professional help?Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLafferQuote:
Originally Posted by El Gallo
El Gallo speaks
I listen.
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Originally Posted by handicapmeDude just get help. I have told you privately and publicly that you have serious emotional issues and should get some help. You remind me of one of those people who keep saying "ima do it, I swear this is the time" just for attention and if you were to attempt it would prob fail anyways. Why not instead of doing all the drugs and drinking, that you obviously can't handle, go sober and get some real professional help?Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
here's a tip: when you send a PM, check the box that enables you too see if i've read your message.
then you'd know i stopped reading your PMs after you were being a condescending asshole to me about stakes that you offered me.
no offense, by the way.
Easily my favorite thread on pfa.
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Originally Posted by LarryLafferQuote:
Originally Posted by handicapme
here's a tip: when you send a PM, check the box that enables you too see if i've read your message.
then you'd know i stopped reading your PMs after you were being a condescending asshole to me about stakes that you offered me.
no offense, by the way.
For reference this is what triggered our little nut job:
My response which I thought was not only fair but actually nice....Quote:
insert why xxxx couldn't meet up with Larry who is my insurance that the unstable little fella won't run with my money
We should work something out if you want. that's not my last time in vegas. And I can't count on seeing xxxxx every time i'm there.
Just thought you should know that was the reason why I didn't take you up. I wanted to. but there was no way to get me the money if xxxxx was MIA.
There's sick tournaments everywhere around the midwest. plenty of action if you want in on it. If the offer extends outside vegas that is.
Stop being an insufferable fuck head and grow up.Quote:
No offense, but I need an intermediary (I trust) or myself to handle the money and collections. Guy was sick, what can you do.... if next time he isn't and both you and him agree to terms then the offer stands.
If anybody here thinks Al & Larry are not the same person they're dreaming in technicolor. Like, seriously.
Let me get this straight.
Larry signs on, and tells us that he is going to "end it all" ......again.
Larry then tells us all "goodbye"
Larry then sign in to his dupe account to chime in for several posts.
Larry comes back this morning like "all is well".
Larry get pissy with a guy that has staked him in the past because he wanted a middle man involved.
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Originally Posted by handicapmeQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
For reference this is what triggered our little nut job:
My response which I thought was not only fair but actually nice....Quote:
insert why xxxx couldn't meet up with Larry who is my insurance that the unstable little fella won't run with my money
We should work something out if you want. that's not my last time in vegas. And I can't count on seeing xxxxx every time i'm there.
Just thought you should know that was the reason why I didn't take you up. I wanted to. but there was no way to get me the money if xxxxx was MIA.
There's sick tournaments everywhere around the midwest. plenty of action if you want in on it. If the offer extends outside vegas that is.
Stop being an insufferable fuck head and grow up.Quote:
No offense, but I need an intermediary (I trust) or myself to handle the money and collections. Guy was sick, what can you do.... if next time he isn't and both you and him agree to terms then the offer stands.
lol guy needs insurance for a $235 stake he offered me.
sorry but i was also trying to do XXXX a favor and save them the trouble of coming down there for that little of buy in.
let's get something straight here:
i haven't asked for your advice or for any stakes. you've offered and given all these things
and fuck you for implying i'd be anything but 100% honest about any staking agreement you pretentious piece of garbage.
:popcorn
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Originally Posted by LarryLafferQuote:
Originally Posted by handicapme
lol guy needs insurance for a $235 stake he offered me.
sorry but i was also trying to do XXXX a favor and save them the trouble of coming down there for that little of buy in.
let's get something straight here:
i haven't asked for your advice or for any stakes. you've offered and given all these things
and fuck you for implying i'd be anything but 100% honest about any staking agreement you pretentious piece of garbage.
Again, why are you so fucking mad??? I don't know you but wanted to give you a shot... all I asked was for feet on the ground to handle the money since you are an unstable nut job... I have been nothing but kind to you see the staking deal. Also, I'd be willing to bet that 95% of the board would agree with my actions in wanting some type of protection here.... I think you fail to realize that I don't think you're not honest, I think you're a credit risk that I need to mitigate.Quote:
and fuck you for implying i'd be anything but 100% honest about any staking agreement you pretentious piece of garbage.
Btw, shitting on a stake (even for 200) is kinda rough coming from the guy who brags about coming to vegas with only 4 racks.... of 3 dollar chips and having that be his roll :D. You realize my stake was ~20% of your roll you had, and future stakes would have prob been totalled more than that.
Don't you see by being an unstable fuck job who refuses to get help you just cost yourself potentially thounds?
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Originally Posted by Tellafriend
I'm traveling today and have very little access to internet, phone.
Cliffs?
Larrie being himselfQuote:
Originally Posted by Kilgore TroutQuote:
Originally Posted by Tellafriend
I'm traveling today and have very little access to internet, phone.
Cliffs?
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Originally Posted by adamantiumLarrie being himselfQuote:
Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout
Simmer down, Al.
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Originally Posted by Tellafriend
I'm traveling today and have very little access to internet, phone.
Cliffs?
Another cry for help.
https://youtu.be/OV9V3bA5rTY
Larry is going to bitch up, take a nap, and be back tomorrow saying "hey everybody look at me"
2 trips to Vegas and now you have got the blues.
Imagine if you were a real drinker/druggie . Or a 25 year binger, cos I refuse to admit
the problem . You have experienced about 1/2 what the the most on here have.
Because you have a few years on most people here.
Look at the bright side on things Larry,
Anyway enough of this shit diagf lol
Larry please get some help. It's not amusing.
Larry - That's a heavy post, sorry for the late response.
The most interesting people who I've met have been the ones who have experienced the most extreme ups and downs in life.
Stay strong, you will learn how to manage life - 33 years and I'm still trying to get it right, but I know when I do I will be miles ahead of my peers - solely due to the pain and stress that I've put myself through. That type of life experience is invaluable, don't throw it away.
zero percent chance this thread isnt eventually referred to as exhibit something or other.
I am pretty sure there is a Baker act in his future
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Oh wow I've been using/interpreting that phrase wrong all this time. It finally makes sense now.
he's saying I have years on him?
I have no idea
I just woke up, and smoked a few bongs.
and now im shit posting in this thred
zeds dead baby. zeds dead
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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
You can just call it posting.
And he's saying you have a few more years of life left than most people (assuming you don't off yourself)
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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
isnt it all relative anyway?
for instance....
The stars we see at night aren't actually there. They died years ago. we're just seeing the light because it's so far. So time is relative.
some years from now, someone's gonna read this post. and i'll be long gone. just like the stars. But it'll be as if i just wrote it yesterday, bc it's there on the screen. It's like we all live forever.
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Originally Posted by LarryLafferQuote:
Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
isnt it all relative anyway?
for instance....
The stars we see at night aren't actually there. They died years ago. we're just seeing the light because it's so far. So time is relative.
some years from now, someone's gonna read this post. and i'll be long gone. just like the stars. But it'll be as if i just wrote it yesterday, bc it's there on the screen. It's like we all live forever.
Hopefully it's your reincarnation because I would hope no one else has to re read that.