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Does Marty even understand what "leading a sheltered life" even means?
I don't know, but I have a feeling that a massive, rambling response is on MS Word Lockdown as we speak.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
are we revisiting 'classics' now ?
I can always start with re-posting the emails from the CEO of Pokernews where Robbie Davies is calling you an absolute piece of shit and then post the emails where you are basically sucking my dick not to make it public
(hey since we are going that far back...why the fuck not ??)
or we can do a potpourri collage of quotes I have saved from over the years, from numerous members and lurkers emailing me...urging me to keep pounding you because you're an incorrigible human being
I can always create some screen shots with little flowers around the edges if that works for you Todd
you can fire up radio right this fucking second and we can go head to head. I'm wide awake
oh but wait....(sigh)
never mind....you'd never do that because you know you get ruined and ripped a new asshole on your own show 'Druff and Friends'
(which is so hilarious of a name for your show because you literally have zero friends aside from your keyboard and your mouse)
Druff & Friends
:lol2
In before anonamoose injects himself (yet again) into another thread in the most aids way imaginable.
Marty, you are welcome to call in to Tuesday's show, if you can do so sober and allow me to get a word in edgewise.
I always allow you to get out your grievances about me. The problem is that you're crazy, loud, and incoherent, and don't take a breath to allow me to answer you. It makes terrible radio and I have to hang up on you when it becomes repetitive and irritating to everyone.
BTW Robbie Davies listens to PFA Radio regularly, and even tweeted a few weeks ago that he really enjoyed one particular episode. So by all means write a long essay about how much he hates me, just because he wrote one letter criticizing me in 2008 when he first took over at Pokernews.
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Originally Posted by Krypt
inb4 tydepoker 5.0
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Originally Posted by Krypt
no joke
this Canadian slag has been fucking up this thread for the last 14 hours with nonstop brain dead responses
Todd loves it though
just like he loves Tine polluting this forum day after day with his creepy shit
Todd thrives on misery and trolling when it doesn't affect him personally
all the worst of the worst get free rides
Every time you call me Canadian limitles pukes jack daniels back up his mouth and swallows it back down to numb the pain.Quote:
Originally Posted by TydeQuote:
Originally Posted by Krypt
no joke
this Canadian slag has been fucking up this thread for the last 14 hours with nonstop brain dead responses
Todd loves it though
just like he loves Tine polluting this forum day after day with his creepy shit
Todd thrives on misery and trolling when it doesn't affect him personally
all the worst of the worst get free rides
Can't argue with this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
That's why you aren't banned here.
Some observations....
This thread is unreadable besides the blueberry pancakes recipe.
Also, I was thinking earlier today whatever happened to PAYFORUSC?
ZoD
I've saved that pancake recipe post myself. Have a feeling I'll be using it this weekend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drexel
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
how about stick that invitation up your ass to make an appearance on your show...where you can announce my appearance...with some penciled in intro on your radio thread like...
* Marty gets drunk insisting on calling in the show
then you proceed to spend the next 30 seconds announcing my call with a multitude of disparaging remarks and your typical less than flattering comments about me before I do you a fucking favor by calling in
what holds true from the very first time I wanted to get you live on radio holds true to today...
you don't have the balls to ever...I mean EVER
debate me on an open stage....on a level playing field
you have to be the host....with a convenient 8 second delay
the same reason you and Mark Seif had to exchange videos over the course of a week or more, and why you have religiously dodged any kind of head to head live-time debates or dialogues
if you ever...I mean EVER have to debate one of your many adversaries or opponents on a level playing field...whether it be me..or anyone else in the poker world who can't stand you ass...
well Todd, the truth of the matter is that you just don't have the balls or the ability
you need that nice little wooby or it doesn't go down
my work is done here
sweet dreams
So I'm still reading this abortion of a thread which basically is the same Garrett bullshit of him making challenges, then backing out etc etc. This post makes me angry. The man has a real fucking job, that pays him a decent wage especially where he lives. Who the fuck are you to judge a man?Quote:
Originally Posted by garrettQuote:
Originally Posted by Suicide King
And I mean this
I was trolling before, so I cant even compare to a career type job (not that I want too)
I understand and they aren't easy to come by.
good luck sir
1.You can't hold a job outside of your family's business.
2. You are unstable.
3. You are a LIAR.
4. You are a SCAMMER.
5. You are a broke fuck.
6. What you made in 2014, the guy you are insulting most likely made 3x that.
7. You claim to play high limit blah blah blah, yet you cant afford $60?
8. When football season starts you will dodge the heads up challenges for whatever reason, but in 14 weeks I'll make your yearly earnings FROM FANTASY SPORTS. Not even my real job.
9. Your brother is a rat!
10. Shut up Garrett
You are a scum bag and I dont know SK, he could be a murdering drug dealer... but he's still a better fucking human than you are.
Now back to thread, something tells me the next 4 pages will be even more face palm.
Um... wtf happened? How did this go from Garrett backing out of another challenge because he's broke, then lossing the 0wager challenge and saying "lol it wasnt for money so I didn't try hard" (which btw he's the one who said he would try his hardest even if it was for 0) to Todd and Marty fighting?
Marty, I think you're good for the forum and like reading your stories. I also hope you keep running it up on PS because it makes this place more entertaining. In all honesty, I want you to do well because it will give me personal enjoyment.
With the above said, you are a 50+ yr old man who's net worth is less than the car I just donated for a tax break thia year. You have no right to say a guy who earns 85k with FULL benefits is leading a shitty life. Yes we know you had that 100k a year job at Morgan Stanley etc etc, however how long did that last? You brag about making 44k this year already, is that net buyins? How much of it is left? You can shit on Todd for being acompany's worse nightmare, maybe for being unlikeable(which while a lot of the stuff he says is very unlikeable, he still is a likeable guy). But dont ever insult anyone on life decisions or choices given where you are in life. At my age I've already succeeded more in life than you have and I bet most of the board can say the same.
God speed, take down another $20k score so you can buy another camera and post more pictures.
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Originally Posted by handicapme
lol @ actually believing that the car you drive or your 'net worth' or the value of the shitty house you live in means anything
wake up jethro
wow you were serious too
see you 6 feet under in a few years asshole
your awesome life doesn't mean dick
fuck your bad ass car and your killer house and whatever 'legacy' you are deluded enough to think you are leaving behind for your family who will also be dead and buried and never thought twice about you while they were still alive
that make sense ?
didn't think so
God I love this place. Nothing for a week and then whatever the fuck this is.
wow don't even remember the last ~5 pages of this thread
need to see if I owe anyone anyone any apologies. Sorry SK, please forgive me post WSOP tear..
was fun tc
If you are this confident put up your own money. I can't agree with you asking for even more money. You should be kissing cmoneys ass way more then you have been for giving you the opportunity to play. If I was in your position I would be a lot more appreciative and thankfull.I def wouldn't be asking for more money.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
If that's how you feel, why not just get it over with?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
How am I going to be dead in a few years? I'm almost half your age you crazy incoherent drunk fuck. You seem mad, and broke... did we touch a nerve? Like I said plz win another 20k score, you get angry when the money is low.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
How much are your parents worth druff? Are they more Jewish than you?
Seriouw question, I'm mildly curious.
Marty how much are your parents worth?
Lol @ last few pages, garrett wsop thread turns into an epic Tyde vs Druff smackdown. First couple of pages were going really well. Wtf happened? roflQuote:
Originally Posted by vegas1369So I just logged on and saw this thread at the top of the board with 9 pages already. So, curious but also cautious, I decided instead of investing any time reading what is most likely an abortion of a thread I just clicked on a random page to see if I could get a feel for what direction this had taken. This was the first and only post I read, I believe on page 5, and I'm fairly certain I don't need to go any further.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
Never has there been someone that I have seen so delusional and unwilling to accept reality. It's honestly pretty disturbing.
Saved the thread, ty.Quote:
Originally Posted by jacosta24
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Originally Posted by Spookygook
You truly are the result of incest, and you have no redeeming qualities other than your claim to know basic algebra!Quote:
Originally Posted by anonamooseYeah something like that. Maybe I should move to Mexico, beg my mom to pay for my rent and gambling problem, and then let my dog die because of shitty conditions in Mexico. Maybe somewhere along the way I can make up a story about cartel's shooting a window out of my car.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
That would truly be a tight life.
Appreciate all the feedback in the thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffI have to agree with anonamoose that you should have shoved in.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
There are a few reasons for this:
1) You're already a few levels in and have less than starting stack. So you can't use the argument of, "I already have plenty of chips, there's no point to throw them away in what could be a race or KK/AA situation".
2) You don't have enough chips to play the hand through postflop, unless the board is terrible and you end up folding. And yet you won't get most action postflop unless you're either outflopped (or already behind KK/AA), or facing a hand like 99/TT/JJ (which would have called your preflop shove anyway). So all you're doing by flatting there is robbing yourself of postflop value while letting hands behind you catch up. It's not like you would have been able to fold to a shove on a 883 board.
3) You are well behind the chip average (especially after calling 1200 and not winning), so you might as well get it in and hope to win a race or already be ahead (or perhaps pick up the pot uncontested if he folds to your shove). Simply put, you need to win chips at this point.
Note that I defended your QT/AQ bustout hand, and 100% would have done the same as you in that spot.
This is just one of those times you shove it in with your QQ, hope you're not facing AA/KK, and hope you don't get outflopped otherwise. It's definitely not a lock to win by any means, but you have to win hands like that if you want to have a shot at even cashing, let alone hitting a big score.
Or, simply put, you're always 4-bet-shoving QQ in a non-Main-Event, non-Extended-Play WSOP tournament if you or your opponent has a stack well below average.
This is excellent and appreciate the advice on that hand, thank you.
I didn't actually notice as many foreigners at all. Definately was less than I expected.Quote:
Originally Posted by splitthis
Everyone smelled quite fine from what I had encountered. If you are playing 1k+ WSOPs, odds are you can afford and know how to use some deodorant...
Getting the thread back on track (while it's still early) anything else fire away.
And lol, if nothing more this thread just proves PFA is just one big dysfunctional family...
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Its not that easy. Just because one does not have the money to put up on their own doesn't mean they don't belong, and play better than many others who are wayyy deep in makeup. Kissing ass isnt an optimal play. It just shows your weak balls too much.Quote:
Originally Posted by FRANKRIZZOIf you are this confident put up your own money. I can't agree with you asking for even more money. You should be kissing cmoneys ass way more then you have been for giving you the opportunity to play. If I was in your position I would be a lot more appreciative and thankfull.I def wouldn't be asking for more money.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
What matters more, is you say you are going to do something and you live up to your end of the deal 100%. Like I do and always will. And then when you do, you don't need to kiss ass because ass kissin is for weak people who want something from kissing ass. It's a lot more important to me to be honest and real, as opposed to being some forum klingon ass kisser.
I am soo appreciative of the opportunity, and privately when we corresponded said thank you as much as I could short of it being too much and weird. Dont think for a second I wont always remember the generosity, and awesome opportunity cmoney afforded me. I never forget, and he will always be someone I hold in the highest regard, always.
Dont think just because im not gushing that internally I don't understand how generous and awesome this opportunity was for me because I do. And I will always appreciate and remember my 1st ever WSOP experience was made by a generous individual, cmoney. Of course I know that, but that doesn't mean you need to get weird and pile on all the nut huggin posts. I would hope he knows, that I know that.
One more time so you all know, thank you cmoney I genuinely appreciate that opportunity you made a possibility for me. It meant the world to me and down the road if things work out I will always get your back.
This was just the beginning and I learned an incredible amount from it. Hes an incredibly generous person and the least I could do is never forget that obviously. Just don't take my lack of public ass kissing as, I don't understand or appreciate at the deepest part of my heart what happened here, because I do and I hope he knows that!
A telling sign that young Tyde is more inebriated than usual is when he refers to issues that he normally dodges like mad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
Last night's binge allowed for self-references to his habitual borrowing habits, jacked up teeth, golf ball-like complexion etc. Even the good uncle got name dropped.
Congrats/apologies Marty for reaching a level of inebriation and acknowledging your (ahem) shortcomings.
By not being appreciative and asking for more money you come off as a self entitled ingrate. He could have put that money to way better use by staking someone well known but for some unknown reason decided to give you(a first time player in wsop no less a shot) You should def be more appreciative considering the circumstances. Cmoney would have been much better served to have staked someone with previous stats and a track record other then someone who never played in a wsop event. Oddly enough he had that opportunity later but after your less then stellar results opted not to further stake. I just don't get your cockiness routine when you have nothing to back up your bravado.
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Originally Posted by garrettIts not that easy. Just because one does not have the money to put up on their own doesn't mean they don't belong, and play better than many others who are wayyy deep in makeup. Kissing ass isnt an optimal play. It just shows your weak balls too much.Quote:
Originally Posted by FRANKRIZZO
What matters more, is you say you are going to do something and you live up to your end of the deal 100%. Like I do and always will. And then when you do, you don't need to kiss ass because ass kissin is for weak people who want something from kissing ass. It's a lot more important to me to be honest and real, as opposed to being some forum klingon ass kisser.
I am soo appreciative of the opportunity, and privately when we corresponded said thank you as much as I could short of it being too much and weird. Dont think for a second I wont always remember the generosity, and awesome opportunity cmoney afforded me. I never forget, and he will always be someone I hold in the highest regard, always.
Dont think just because im not gushing that internally I don't understand how generous and awesome this opportunity was for me because I do. And I will always appreciate and remember my 1st ever WSOP experience was made by a generous individual, cmoney. Of course I know that, but that doesn't mean you need to get weird and pile on all the nut huggin posts. I would hope he knows, that I know that.
One more time so you all know, thank you cmoney I genuinely appreciate that opportunity you made a possibility for me. It meant the world to me and down the road if things work out I will always get your back.
This was just the beginning and I learned an incredible amount from it. Hes an incredibly generous person and the least I could do is never forget that obviously. Just don't take my lack of public ass kissing as, I don't understand or appreciate at the deepest part of my heart what happened here, because I do and I hope he knows that!
What you don't get is I am really good.Quote:
Originally Posted by FRANKRIZZO
You just have this idea, 'the guy no one likes on PFA' is by default -EV.
You have no clue who I am, what I bring to the table, as very few here do. I am real and I am really good so just stop with implying somehow a 'big name' or 'well known' whoever was a better play. I bring a lot to the table, and I really know how to play poker. Its not just some bullshit story. Given the proper volume my numbers would talk for themself!
I appreciate your honesty, and get how you don't like the line I took, but I don't think like everyone else. That is also what separates me from all of them or you even.
Oh my apologies for not realizing your greatness. Please post some of your winning results in past live mtts.
You just think no one can actually 'come up' in the poker world don't you. You have this idea, that the ones already their are the best, well because they are already there, right??Quote:
Originally Posted by FRANKRIZZO
Do you know how many big name pros, all circle jerk stake/swap % of one another etc...
And you think this whole big beautiful world that we live in has no more greatness. That is what you think isn't it.
I really hope you stretch that mind of yours beyond these simpleton boundaries. Start opening your mind sir, because you are speaking very naive logic!
And if that were actually true (it's not), poker would already be DEAD!
You misplayed the 2 pair hand by not shoving a rookie mistake. No seasoned player would have played that the way you did. Cmoney would have been better served staking a known player with previous results. You proved this by the way you played your exit hand.
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Originally Posted by FRANKRIZZO
You are soo WRONG. Irregardless of if I c/r call the shove its no different then shoving and getting called hes never folding AQ on a AQ10 board. And If I was gonna find a marginal fold of any small PP or <A9 (or bluffs) I played it beautifully but you don't seem to understand this level clearly. Again some of us are good, and are going to come up. Adventually, eat at all your 'heros' equity. If you think I cant justify every part of what I did, and will, you are a fool.
I dont talk strategy much, but you clearly dont understand the level here.