Getting Arrested for DUI and Resisting Arrest in Oregon (Official Trip Report)

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Originally Posted by jsearles22

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

When Marty finally disappears from forums forever, it will be because he gets killed in a drunk driving accident or kills someone else and is sentenced to 30 years in a Mexican prison.

Also, antagonizing small town cops is one of the dumbest things you can do, but you can pretty much count on Pockles to always make the opposite of the right move when it comes to life decisions.

Imagine if you're a cop and you have to deal with pulling over a drunk Marty. Officer Fauver should be canonized a saint.

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I like how you say this, while leaving up the cops personal info; which is supposedly against the rules here

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The rules regarding posting full names are for members of the site, not for the general public. If you want to vent about someone in your real life who has done something to upset you, and you want to use their real name, go right ahead. The only thing I don't allow as far as that goes is posting people's addresses or other closely identifying information.

To show how consistent I am with that rule, when that guy recently shot himself at the M buffet, his last Facebook post named off the women who he felt mistreated him, and then posted their addresses. I left up their names, but redacted their addresses.

Had Pockles posted Officer Fauver's address, I would have redacted it. I'm not redacting the guy's name, as that is a matter of public record anyway. I'm also not removing his Facebook page, as he chose to leave that open. Again, I don't redact Facebook page addresses of non-members here.

Why do I have a stricter standard for members? Because I want to give people a sense of privacy when posting here, in that they can say controversial things and be themselves without it coming back to bite them later in real life.

Not all of this is in the official rules, but that's the way I've always handled it here. When any situation like this comes up, I just apply common sense to the situation and do what I feel is right.

If you don't like it, here's the door:

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/201...orbluesky1.jpg

Feel free to walk out any time.

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Originally Posted by Tyde

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Originally Posted by jsearles22

I like how you say this, while leaving up the cops personal info; which is supposedly against the rules here

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huge shocker


Rainman is a massive hypocrite who only enforces the (ahem) 'rules' on this shithole when it concerns him personally


alert the media

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Leave it to Pockles to post someone's full name, and then complain that I'm not enforcing the rules correctly on the site because I didn't edit HIS post!

Anyway, Marty, if this really bothers you, I will gladly edit your posts. Just give me the word.

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Originally Posted by Tyde

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Originally Posted by splitthis

was wondering if you are ever ill from alcohol, like any pain or if you try to quit withdrawal symptoms.

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well Todd ?


answer her


oh wait that's right...


I forgot you are a good little Jew boy who doesn't drink, doesn't get high, and never does shit with his life other than hover over his keyboard


do me a huge favor, and kiss your Facebook concubine/surrogate mommy who you will NEVER marry a big sloppy wet kiss on her her fat ass for me

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You're right.

My life has been horrible because I never developed a crippling alcohol addiction that resulted in a lifetime of irresponsible/stupid behavior and my parents still supporting me at age 50.

When I'm on my deathbed, I'm going to wish I lived like you.

Your posts always exude success and happiness with life. That's why you're always such a cheerful person around here.

The problem here is that Pockles believes that people enjoy his presence because he's an insightful and interesting human being, not because he's this community's long-term comic relief trainwreck.

Everyone else's life here is "boring" compared to yours because they don't fuck up on a daily basis, and they also don't run to the internet to post tales of these fuckups and then justifying them as someone else's fault.

Notice that we have one common denominator to Marty's problems: There's always someone else to blame.

It's the fault of the police that he was driving drunk and they caught him.

It's the fault of the landlord that he had to move out in the middle of the night for the 20th time in a row.

It's my fault that people troll him on PFA and gargle on his nuts, because I don't enforce the rules evenly.

It's the fault of the terrible Canadians who play on Pokerstars that he doesn't own heads there on a regular basis, because they snap him off with Q-9 offsuit and bad beat him.

Always everyone's fault but Marty's. He's just a sweet guy who is trying to get through life being positive and courteous to all, and the world keeps stepping on him.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

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Originally Posted by jsearles22

I like how you say this, while leaving up the cops personal info; which is supposedly against the rules here

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The rules regarding posting full names are for members of the site, not for the general public. If you want to vent about someone in your real life who has done something to upset you, and you want to use their real name, go right ahead. The only thing I don't allow as far as that goes is posting people's addresses or other closely identifying information.

To show how consistent I am with that rule, when that guy recently shot himself at the M buffet, his last Facebook post named off the women who he felt mistreated him, and then posted their addresses. I left up their names, but redacted their addresses.

Had Pockles posted Officer Fauver's address, I would have redacted it. I'm not redacting the guy's name, as that is a matter of public record anyway. I'm also not removing his Facebook page, as he chose to leave that open. Again, I don't redact Facebook page addresses of non-members here.

Why do I have a stricter standard for members? Because I want to give people a sense of privacy when posting here, in that they can say controversial things and be themselves without it coming back to bite them later in real life.

Not all of this is in the official rules, but that's the way I've always handled it here. When any situation like this comes up, I just apply common sense to the situation and do what I feel is right.

If you don't like it, here's the door:

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/201...orbluesky1.jpg

Feel free to walk out any time.

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Lol, you guys. Thats a long drop from that door. Best Frick and Frack routine ever.

druff is going off....I think you made him mad tyde

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

The problem here is that Pockles believes that people enjoy his presence because he's an insightful and interesting human being, not because he's this community's long-term comic relief trainwreck.

Everyone else's life here is "boring" compared to yours because they don't fuck up on a daily basis, and they also don't run to the internet to post tales of these fuckups and then justifying them as someone else's fault.

Notice that we have one common denominator to Marty's problems: There's always someone else to blame.

It's the fault of the police that he was driving drunk and they caught him.

It's the fault of the landlord that he had to move out in the middle of the night for the 20th time in a row.

It's my fault that people troll him on PFA and gargle on his nuts, because I don't enforce the rules evenly.

It's the fault of the terrible Canadians who play on Pokerstars that he doesn't own heads there on a regular basis, because they snap him off with Q-9 offsuit and bad beat him.

Always everyone's fault but Marty's. He's just a sweet guy who is trying to get through life being positive and courteous to all, and the world keeps stepping on him.

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:lol2

A few things..

1. LOL Reedsport (Cmon Man)
2. Walk short distances > Drive short distances
3. Tyde is so much better off in Mexico

Claro que si, brah

Enjoyed TR - Godspeed to the good doctor

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

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Originally Posted by Tyde

huge shocker


Rainman is a massive hypocrite who only enforces the (ahem) 'rules' on this shithole when it concerns him personally


alert the media

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I can't imagine how boring it would be around here without Marty. I don't like him, honestly, but secretly I need him here.

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FYP