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Josh, you're a lunatic. Did you know that? Serious question. Have you been diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia or persecutory delusional disorder? Because that's what you've got. You need help.
The fact that you're not very bright really compounds it. You don't know how to use logic or reason, so you take a bunch of incidents that seem loosely related in your damaged head and deduce that they all must be closely connected. If your mother called you at the right time, you'd probably believe that she's in on it too. This is why everyone assumes you're a Jsearles dupe. They can't believe that anyone is really this crazy and stupid.
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I do vividly remember seeing a freak bleed out of his head on webcam for attention because that's a pretty hard thing to forget. It's one of the saddest things I've ever seen. I don't remember why you were eventually banned from QuadJacks, but I'm sure it had something to do with you being a fucking psychopath.
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garrett
The email do not forget that started all of this, and was SENT TO ME. I did not go find it.
Wow, this is such a great point that you keep raising over and over. I have never heard of unsolicited e-mails. What a sophisticated plot. No wonder you shared all your sensitive information like a retard. Quick, someone call the CIA.
No, you're right. I'm behind all of this. I've secretly been running the GetStaked website all this time. I started it with Chuck Kidd because he called into radio that one time, so now we're best friends and business partners. I was so enraged that you won $10 in a freeroll that I researched your screen name on Google and found your e-mail address. Then I sent you an e-mail promising you that you can play on Pokerstars for real money in the United States. It was a risky tactic, because only 1 in a million morons would believe that. And also it never said that you could play online poker in the United States, I just had to hope that you would misinterpret it... and then for some reason fill out a staking application even though you can't play real money poker. Somehow all those stars aligned and you were tricked into sending me your full name and a written confession. Then, instead of using your violent criminal record and mugshots to get the revenge I so badly wanted, I just posted that Josh Schaller multiaccounts poker sites on a website that nobody ever reads. I knew this would provoke you to post all this information on a well-trafficked messageboard, humiliating you publicly by your own actions and freeing me of any suspicion.
And I would have gotten away with it too, if not for you and your brilliant deductive reasoning.
But seriously. Stop assaulting people, scamming businesses, and making baseless accusations. Get yourself some professional psychiatric care. I really mean that.