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That and drinking 3 gigantic artificially sweetened Monsters a day is probably raising his blood pressure and giving him trouble sleeping. I quit energy drinks years ago and have slept way better ever since.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phantom Limb
But when you are too much of a putz to quit anything and stick to it like the Colt goat, you never sleep well!
He probably won’t even end up like this guy!
https://youtu.be/EQ2gQZrsmas
so in todays 4:30 am stupidity of a video.... at the 9:30 mark he says someone in his elite chums club will win a 10k $ 1 day value with him... he will fly you out, you will spend the day with him at the casinos, he will buy your meals.... all complimentary of the one and only Billy the Gaylord Sissy Goat.... LMAO
i am still watching the video, if anything else comes up interesting i will let y'all know ....
edit: i think this video deserves the proper editorial breakdown by ZD..... ( hint hint ) if he doesn't feel like doing it, i can give a general summary of it once he says one way or the other....
So Chrissy is obviously getting pushback on the Chums refusing to pay double for their lifetime recurring monthly payment(shoutout to AHoosierA)!
Some may frown upon my doxxing exploits, but I figure they do this to themselves by posting and supporting Chrissy. So here is the guy that CMJrAkaBubs was talking to!
Keith Smith owner of Outlaw Wings in Broomfield, CO.
https://m.facebook.com/100027055456695/
This may or may not be his number, but those with burner phones can try and see!
Website for the restaurant: https://www.outlawwingscolorado.com/aboutus
He’s stated he won’t be paying any more, so try to reach out him with the approach of “why would someone who is wealthy always be raising their prices?” If he was truly up 56k this month, why does he need MORE money from you? And what have you gotten for $499 so far that would even be remotely worth paying twice the price for??
And avoid mentioning Chrissy is a scammer or gay porn star as that seems to turn them off to communicating!
In Christopher Mitchell's "Please Give Me Investment Opportunities" FB post, isn't this guy suggesting exactly what CM was trying to do a few years ago?
Gambling with other people's money and then splitting the "profits" (lol).
But CM complains that he would be doing all the "work", making those tough Red or Black, Player or Banker decisions, even though he has zero financial risk.
He does risk his credibility as a "Professional Gambler" though if he loses all of his investor's money instead of doubling it easily as he constantly claims he can.
general summary of todays 430 am video nonsense
1. somewhat early in the video he mentions MLB season is right around the corner and MLB betting is his " bread n butter " LMAO and his $999 monthly elite chums get his MLB bets daily for free.....
2. what i mentioned earlier about 1 winner from the chums club gets the $ 10k value for 1 day and he flies you out, pays for your hotel ( why not let them stay for free in your big ol' MANSION.... hmmmm ) and he pays for your meals and etc....
3. i am kinda confused about this one, cause in the next sentence about what he says about no. 2 above ^^^... he says " oh yeah and if that wasn't enough let me also add every single month I'm doing live in person Mastermind
events
I used to charge thirty five hundred
dollars per event
but now they are all included
absolutely free as a member inside of my
Elite Coaching Club so
folks I'm telling you what man I'm
giving you literally probably about a
million dollars worth of value over the
course of a year and you're getting it
for literally
999 dollars per month " ( copy and pasted from video transcript ) i suggest watching the video from 09:20 min. mark till the 12 min mark
Chrissy just posted on Facebook. This guy is such a stupid pos, that he will not live to be 50 years old. I am not going to post it on here but someone with more proficient computer skills will definitely post it. This is by far the most idiotic thing that I have ever read. One spoiler alert. He actually begs for money as a FEEL Better Gift! LMAO
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Originally Posted by Pickleball
Yeah just read the post, and hope someone will screenshot and share it here before Chrissy deletes it.
Amongst other highlights, claims to have been hella sick, not eating for 2 days and then went to the sauna.
Claims "they" wanted to take him to the hospital but HE REFUSED and THEY couldnt do anything.
Gets antibiotics and chunks a week's supply in a day
Chugs cough syrup like its going out of style.
As Pickleball points out it ends with "if you want me to feel better, send $100 bills" or words to that effect.
So, why would a millionaire be afraid of going to a hospital for a simple check out?
And yet more suggestive evidence that Chrissy reads the site, we raise the issue of Chrissy not getting food delivered and surprise surprise today he claims he ordered food in.
And who is going to ask where in Chicago should we address the card to?
It sounds like Christopher Mitchell was a bottom in a new gay bukkake gangbang porn movie.
We do not know if he is lying about downing the entire content of one prescription of antibiotics. If he was telling the truth, I have two comments.Quote:
Originally Posted by The BozAnd who is going to ask where in Chicago should we address the card to?
1. Stacy is a dish rag for not stopping him from ingesting all of the tablets or capsules. Also, Chrissy has zero respect for her nursing skills as an ER nurse. He just needs her to baby sit Bubs so that he can romp off to a brick and mortar casino and lose all of his scammed money.
2. Overdosing on an antibiotic can cause nausea, vomiting, stomach pain, diarrhea, skin rash, drowsiness, hyperactivity, and decreased urination.
Although, if the doctor prescribed Cipro, which is a very common antibiotic as it covers a broad spectrum of bacterias, it could increase the risk of him developing tendinitis or have a tendon rupture (tearing of a fibrous tissue that connects a bone to a muscle).
I highly doubt that this ignorant pond scum doused the entire bottle because he is terrified of doctors and what poisons they prescribe.
He will most likely becom a diabetic with the amount of sugar he consumes. He will not even know he has become diabetic because he is too stupid to get a yearly medical check-up where they draw blood. He will never know how well his organs such as kidneys, liver, heart, or thyroid are working.
Other diseases that he will not be privy to finding out if he does have one of them are cancer, diabetes, coronary heart disease, and/or HIV/AIDS.
We know that Kyle should be worried about contracting HIV/AIDS and should get tested weekly. LOL
Didn’t this happen before with Chrissy and his passing out spells? If I can recall, he did the same exact thing on a plane during his early videos from the deleted channel. He may have something more serious going on but he deserves what he gets.
Well I did post this 4 days ago. With his closing line in today’s post does this not sound so far-fetched?
Bruce Maiava is a conman's dream come true.
Chrissy doesn't like this idea because he can't blame failure on the chums "not doing it right", which is his go-to excuse when the chums inevitably lose their ass in the casino.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
In Christopher Mitchell's "Please Give Me Investment Opportunities" FB post, isn't this guy suggesting exactly what CM was trying to do a few years ago?
Gambling with other people's money and then splitting the "profits" (lol).
But CM complains that he would be doing all the "work", making those tough Red or Black, Player or Banker decisions, even though he has zero financial risk.
He does risk his credibility as a "Professional Gambler" though if he loses all of his investor's money instead of doubling it easily as he constantly claims he can.
If they give him the money to gamble, and the big loss occurs, it's on him. All he can do at that point is blame the casino for "cheating", which most people won't buy.
Compulsive gamblers will believe just about anything to avoid the truth that Negative expectation gambling leads to ruin. They subscribe to group think logic and blame anyone or anything that “ruins their luck”.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffQuote:
Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
In Christopher Mitchell's "Please Give Me Investment Opportunities" FB post, isn't this guy suggesting exactly what CM was trying to do a few years ago?
Gambling with other people's money and then splitting the "profits" (lol).
But CM complains that he would be doing all the "work", making those tough Red or Black, Player or Banker decisions, even though he has zero financial risk.
He does risk his credibility as a "Professional Gambler" though if he loses all of his investor's money instead of doubling it easily as he constantly claims he can.
If they give him the money to gamble, and the big loss occurs, it's on him. All he can do at that point is blame the casino for "cheating", which most people won't buy.
I’ve seen Blackjack tables where a dealer change led to a revolt by the players that this “cursed dealer” be switched and nobody wanted to play against them. The dealer naturally got defensive and held their ground until everyone from that table walked off. It was a sight to behold but of course they wouldn’t play with this “cooler”!
I think the idiots that pay him believe anything he says. Look at Chris Bird Brain and Brown Nose Brandon and need I say more?
Chrissy is about to invent the Ponzi scheme, give it a stupid name and consider himself the smartest man alive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffChrissy doesn't like this idea because he can't blame failure on the chums "not doing it right", which is his go-to excuse when the chums inevitably lose their ass in the casino.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
In Christopher Mitchell's "Please Give Me Investment Opportunities" FB post, isn't this guy suggesting exactly what CM was trying to do a few years ago?
Gambling with other people's money and then splitting the "profits" (lol).
But CM complains that he would be doing all the "work", making those tough Red or Black, Player or Banker decisions, even though he has zero financial risk.
He does risk his credibility as a "Professional Gambler" though if he loses all of his investor's money instead of doubling it easily as he constantly claims he can.
If they give him the money to gamble, and the big loss occurs, it's on him. All he can do at that point is blame the casino for "cheating", which most people won't buy.
Given how much his followers believe with no credible evidence, he could easily claim he lost $50k on day five, and still intice new muppets in, pay out the old, rinse repeat.
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Originally Posted by zealanddonk
CM might not be creating a Ponzi scheme, but his Forex friend Lucas Longmire might be about to launch one...
Seems to be promising 3-7% monthly, which is more than even Bernie Madoff delivered for his clients.
I wonder if Lucas might pay CM some commissions if he can send some suckers (Ryobi Guy, cough cough) his way?
I’m not a conspiracy theorist but this is what I reckon happened.
1-Skanky Stacy assures Chrissy bottoms that she has read the label 🏷 on the pill 💊 bottle and assured him that the 5 day supply of antibiotics need to be taken in a 12 hour period to work their magic 🪄
2-Chrissy believes her because
a) She used to have a J.O.B as a nurse 👩*⚕️ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
b) He is an illiterate fuckwit and probably wouldn’t understand the label anyways.
3- The skank has her fingers crossed 🤞 that he will die with an overdose, she can point the police 👮 to the fact that he is completely brain 🧠 dead 💀 just by showing his retarded videos, police close the case as suicide.
4) Skanky Stacykins and NVB will then inherit his millions of bucks 💰, cars 🚗, properties, yachts 🛥 etc aaaaaaaaaaand more importantly become sole proprietor of the royalties from all Chrissys works of literary genius.
5) She and NVB can then run off with her lover Mr Elmo….et voila.
What are your thoughts 💭 on that folks?
Shoutout to non verbal bubs
Chrissy has been posting a few sub 40 minute videos lately, some gambling, some walking aimlessly around Chicago.
most recently is:
LIVE Roulette At 4:30am- Christopher Mitchell Is The Goat.
Roughly 24 minutes of nonsense.
Chrissy wearing a white klan hoody, looking tired and sick.
He is holding a can of monster and cant figure out why he is tired and sick.
21.2k subscribers at time of viewing so no major surge.
Also of note, his videos have returned to the normal number of videos, rather than unusually high views he had been getting.
Spoiler: Chrissy sniffing, snorting, whinning and carrying on is highly offputting and he deserves every single second of misery whatever disease he has is causing him.
Also, the new version of the Elite Chums club will be the best ever for the 5 people still in it
0m0s chrissy opens with a bankroll screen from BOL, with wins over the last coupla days.
He also had a big boy win of $56 sports bet.
2m blah blah blah sick, blah blah blah no monster for 4 days, blah blah blah makes a video because he is dedicated.
3m15 claims major league baseball is just around the corner and he makes more money in that than any other sport.
So, recall roughly 6 weeks ago when he swore off sports betting for ever, and roughly 3 weeks ago when he was projecting that weak willed people had already caved on their new year's resolutions.
Yeah here we are.
3m40s chrissy is now claiming for just $999 a month you'll get all of his baseball picks for the season
chrissy also claims you get 6 hours of him live each week for coaching
Yeah he's scared to go outside now.
He clarifies this is what Chums Club membership gets you.
So to recap, roughly 2 years ago $1000 for life, now $999 a month.
5m25 he's still wanking on about his BOL history and claims he won $1200+ in 2 hours this week.
Chrissy starts rambling about millions and millions of people losing their jobs, filing for bankruptcy houses going into foreclosure and cars being repo'd.
7m30s Chrissy places a bet, $5 on black, $5 each on 2nd and 3rd dozen.
He sure loves his new cover the table bets.
8m chrissy rambles about increasing value for his chums club members by spending more time in coaching sessions.
9m40s Chrissy claims each month one of the three remaining chums will get a $10k live in person coaching session with him
Chrissy claims he'll pay for the plane ticket, hotels and food.
Unclear if tongue kissing is included in this package, or if the documentary marker will be filming any of this nonsense.
10m20s Chrissy claims hes doing this because he wants to do more than anone in the gambling community.
Lets hope he has more than 10 chums in the chums club so he can afford this nonsense.
11m15s Chrissy claims hes back to live in person mastermind events each month included in the chums club fee
Lets see if they are actually in person, or online.
12m37 chrissy previously claimed 2 dozens or 2 columns was risky because he needs to make big boy bets if he starts losing:
Tonight he claims they are a pretty safe bet because he's covering 24 numbers.
It looks like the tip/thanks button is gone.
19m30s Despite claims of not being greedy, chrissy states if he could have any super power it would be knowing where the ball would land
He even claims he'd make max bets every spin and put the casinos out of business so fast.
Except, they'd ban him: And we've all seen the backroom scene of Casino.
If he had the ability to cure cancer his sainted mother would still be with us but as always Chrissy chooses personal benefit/greed over helping others.
Alternatively the more advanced "being able to give other people the ability to heal" is a power he'd never understand either.
24m Chrissy is up $110 in 24 minutes so throws a GLC in.
He's still trying to push that nonsense.
So, some highlights about his new fantasy claims, but otherwise, a heavy avoid unless you like Sniffles sniffling away like an ant-eater finding a sweaty gym bike seat.
"A Martingale system cannot turn a losing bet into a positive one. With this system, you'll usually win a little but every so often you'll lose a lot. Maybe all your money or maybe you're just going to run up to the house limit. And when you lose you're going to lose more than what you won in your small winning sessions"
- Bob Dancer on the most recent episode of Gambling With an Edge
Nothing we don't already know but it's nice to be reminded. LOL