What a pisser
Had the good news that I am put on furlough on full pay during our lockdown in Englandshire and leave me free to watch the masters and now the bloody hooter has gone off suspending play 😤
It’s your fault Chrissy
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What a pisser
Had the good news that I am put on furlough on full pay during our lockdown in Englandshire and leave me free to watch the masters and now the bloody hooter has gone off suspending play 😤
It’s your fault Chrissy
Last golf 🏌️*♂️ from me , I will look for a separate Druff thread if applicable
Just watched Mr Nicklaus and Mr Player do the honorary start , they both hit it 100 yards further than me with about half a swing.
What we all do have in common is the time it takes us to bend down and pick up the tee peg , there’s was still firmly in the ground as they still beautifully swept the ball off the peg , mine is buried 2 inches in the ground as I take a divot 2 foot before the ball.
Great great players
Chrissy you are a bell 🔔 end
I’m sure all you Folks will be pleased to know that I am not spending my furloughed time idly.
No indeed , I have a cup of tea to hand together with a chunky Kit Kat to dunk in the tea , the masters is on the box annnnnnnnnnnnnnd I have my iPad next to me.
Oh Lordy not more rambling puerile nonsense from this idiot I hear all you Folks asking , hopefully not , I have only recently discovered scambaiting Folks on YT responding to these Folks mainly in Africa that email us saying we have 20 million bucks in some widows account waiting to be transferred to us and other such like.
I particularly like the US soldier ones who have stashed 42 million in gold bars in an Afghan or Iraq cave and want assistance to get it out the country.
The USA military must be in shit street only having 12 remaining soldiers in the army as the rest are all in the Caribbean with their gold bars.
As usual I digress
The one thing that EVERY single one of these scamming Folks have in common , is how much they mention God , how religious they are , how much they give to the church etc etc
Does this sound familiar Folks? Just curious
The one glaring point about these email scammers is to how stupidly transparent the scams are , Forrest Gump wouldn’t fall for one although I wouldn’t have too much money on a retard with an iq of a boiled egg like Chrissy not being suckered in.
You have to think that Folks who handed money over to Chrissy lad wouldn’t fall for these internet scams but get dragged into the Mitchell’s scam which to 99% of the universe is just as shitty ,obvious and transparent a scam as the African emails. Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd the remaining one% can just go on google to see what a scumbag Gollum Chrissy is
Quite baffling
Unfortunately Mr H, that is indeed the case. Religion serves two main purposes. One being that religious people believe in something that can’t be scientifically proven. There are of course exceptions, but that means that some are less skeptical of claims that others will dismiss immediately. It also gives the scammer something in common with the marks right off the bat. It is despicable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrhorney
To be clear, most religious people differentiate their faith from everything else, and are just as skeptical as most in other areas. However, there is a small subset that seem to be more likely to give the benefit of the doubt to the scammer. That subset is who he is targeting.
Seems like the reptilian scammer is trying to hangout more in the downtown area now...especially in Circa; he posted two new videos and they were absolutely stupid and ridiculous as usual. They really need to do something with him since those Covid numbers are going up.
Don’t encourage the retard Mr Elmo.
All the time the fucker is walking around without a mask 😷 on his stupid face increases the chance of him getting COVID-19
Then fingers crossed 🤞 he will die
The unfortunate downside is that he may take some collateral damage with him but they will all be doing a favour for human Folks kind.
You can’t make an omelette etc
Keep yer mask off Kyle 👍
Folks Folks Folks
I have made an executive decision , this is it
1-When lockdown ends in Englandshire 🏴 I am flying to the US of A 🇺🇸
2- I will badger some old Folks to surrender their fully comped condo in LV to me , it will have to be as far away from the strip as New York.
3-I will walk up and down the aforementioned strip and tell Folks that I have just been into ...................Casino and won .............in .............mins (fill in lines as appropriate)
4-I will film myself in the desert saying I have just completed an ultra marathon in 37 mins and all I had to drink was my own urine
5-I will pad out videos with a reluctant women and champers to give me some credit as a decent human Folk
6-I will walk past a church ⛪️ in LV and say I have just donated ..............dollars (fill in as appropriate) into the poor sad dead broke liar hater douchbag box so that I can appeal to the all the Christian Folks out there.
7-My birthday is in July but I will say it’s in December and get as many Folks in to my pyramid selling shindig.
8-My gut feeling is that all the above will go tits up so I will ask a gambling 🎰 expert such as Mr Jeffrey Dime to come down and explain to me that what I am trying to do is doomed to failure and I have absolutely no clue about basic mathematics
Errr that’s it Folks
If God ever thought about creating a golf 🏌️*♂️ course , he would say , no point I can’t do better than Augusta.
Prefer it with no crowd , looks even more beautiful 😍
More of subject I know but we have to keep things going during the even more than usual eccentric vids from Chrissy lad
Chrissys desperation is showing...
In todays video, He claims his strategy has a 100% Winning percentage. Claims to "Never lose again"...
Chrissy claims 3 people contacted him today. All have massive losses gambling. Chrissy claims they all 3 were suicidal. The sad part? Chrissy would still sell them his losing strategies.
Folks, If you want to laugh harder than you have ever laughed before watch Chrissys video today (11/13/20) at the 10:00 mark, goes to the 10:12 mark. only 12 seconds long. He gives away his 100% winning strategy. I about fell out of my chair laughing.
So what is his 100% winning strategy? Leave after you are up one unit! LOL
He doesn't realize in a negative expectation game, a good percentage of the time you will never be up one unit during that session. So what do you do then chrissy?
Everyday Christopher Mitchell shows why he is the biggest Buffoon on YouTube.
YTSE has put a vid about wire fraud and various other alleged crimes Chrissy has his fingers in.
You can report him to the FBI apparently for wire fraud , don’t really understand it as I am not on US shores but it maybe something all you American 🇺🇸 Folks can do.
To quote the school mam in blazing saddles He really is the biggest asshole in the state.Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
I remember yonks ago watching a YT from Colin Jones , you know Chrissy the Folk who REALLY does know how to play advantage BJ rather than the bullshit you come out with.
Colin addressed that very point about having a couple of wins and leaving coming back next day ad infinity.
Guess what Folks , the maths do not change if you change casino come back on different days , walk up and down the strip , stop off for a fully comped 99% vegan steak dinner , beat your wife up , have a sweat free hard fitness session,the house edge will get ya.
I know this fuckin retard Chrissy doesn’t understand the way it works but I recall a chart that Colin showed about how over time you just get chunks taken out session after session day after day week after week and you end up at the 49/51 position.
Also what bet system is the fuckin cretin advising now
What if I don’t win the first bet or the second or the third , odds are 50% 25% 12% it all stinks of martingale to me.
I haven’t got the foggiest where the fuckpig is going now , he looks like a busted flush , banned from casinos 🎰 so is just reduced to coming up with wish lists on flip charts.
Guess what Kyle , Folks don’t need to pay $500 for your horseshit strategies , they can just go into a casino with a hundred or whatever unit bet they want want up the baccy table and stick it on player or banker , win or lose they go home.
The odds a bit less than 50/50 , OK not the 100% that you promise but we can’t all be professional gamblers like you and you still need some of us 9/5 dead broke hater douchebag liars to clean out the high roller shitter and deal the cards.
Folks I am starting a book about Chrissy making it to the event of 2021 Kyle birthday 🥳 bass
Watched the following last month and found it interesting:
https://abc.com/shows/the-con/episod...he-heiress-con
"Con artist don't out think you, they are not smarter than you. Con artist out feel you, they use your emotions to scam you. That's what con artist pray on, your heart.
"Only a sociopath..."
-Jonathan Walton
Also, glad Mr. Mekonen came back with a video update and now realizes what his soulmate and strategies are all about .
"You don't give a shit"..."IT DOESN'T WORK!"- Million Mekonen
Wonder if little Chrissy thought about Video Game Scamming? He could sell old Video Games and advertise them as new ones! I mean he's already been selling his old Worthless Strategies and pawning them off as new ones!!
His newest game dropping this week is MORTAL SCAMBAT 12, box art below.
I wonder if Circa has received any complaints about a scammer prowling their property without a mask using their casino as a prop to scam potential customers?
Coked out Chrissy is back on the Strip looking for that hit. You’re simply trash and always will be. Have fun trying to pass your scams on Fremont Street and trust me...Circa and the other venues will be on to you. Mark my word. You’re going to be back in Ohio soon trying to piece together your next ridiculous and stupid scam. Fuck you Chrissy. Fuck your wife. Fuck Champers. Fuck your Changeyourlifevlog and everything associated with your evil and narcissistic ways.
OK Folks , Finally I have the answer that the world is looking for.
All you dead broke hater loser douchebag liars etc etc on this site listen 👂 up because I ain’t gonna repeat this unless you pay me 500 bucks (or the new English pound sterling equivalent) at the time of writing 380.
1-Find a golf 🏌️*♂️ tournament
2-Bet on a player in the aforementioned golf tournament
4-When that player WINS leave the golf tournament IMMEDIATELY
5-Look for another golf tournament
35-Bet on a player in the aforementioned golf tournament
7-When that player WINS leave the golf tournament IMMEDIATELY
16-Look for another golf tournament
9-Bet on a player in the aforementioned golf tournament
22-When that player WINS leave the golf tournament IMMEDIATELY
(Maths isn’t my strongpoint Folks)
Rinse and repeat until you are a millionaire high roller like me and all you Folks can leave your pathetic 9/5 jobs and become a professional JUST LIKE ME 👍 I have been comped membership at the Augusta national , so how does that make ya all feel 🖕
Think 🤔 I’m gonna ask Mr Nicklaus to caddy for me.
That’s exactly what happened to me at the Masters
I bet on Dustin Johnson £100 each way at 9/1 and won £1080 , imagine that out there all you loser scumbags.
Yes Folks for EXACTLY 3 mins work , the time it took me to put the bet on I won more than all you pitiful efforts of human beings earn in a decade , yes Folks it is true , nobody has more honesty and scruples than me on this thread.
I have had to ask Champers to help me with the adding up.
£1080-3 minutes
60 minutes in an hour divided by 3 equals err hang on Folks , just a sec , yes he’s got it it equals 20 , phew 😌 he’s a smart cookie 🍪 just like Daddy O , now where was he , I mean I
Oh yes 24 hours in a day (only losers need sleep 😴) divided by 20 mins (fuck me this is difficult ☹️) equals oh fuck knows but it basically works out to 21,600 Bucks 💵 a day or 151,200 bucks a week or 8,164.800 bucks for 54 weeks a year!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes Folks you have read correctly , I never ever forever and ever tell fib
Hang on Hang on my wife is shouting in the background (don’t worry I will give her a couple of slaps later and tell her to butt out)
Hey honey 🍯 can you please confirm that I won all this money 💴 ,go on honey 🍯 tell the losers.
Yes David (for it it’s my name) you are the best and you won so much money we have got a fully comped Burger 🍔 king.
What about you champers 👶, isn’t Daddy brilliant
Goo goo gah dribble vomit 🤮 piss my pants.
(Translation for all you Folks out there that aren’t capable of firing enough of a load to produce 47 champers in one hit.
Yes daddy you are the best but please can I get the fuck out of here as I am not a props baby 🍼 and I am infinitely more literate than you.
So there you go Folks , hold on a sec (just about distinct Stacykins),but don’t forget my darling , love 💕 of my life , the best and most honest husband that a gal could ever wish for that you did also have bets on 3 splendid Englishmen 🏴 who all bombed 💣 so you didn’t win as much as you are telling all these Folks
Camera cuts out for 30 secs (in distinct groans and slapping sounds 👋 🥊)
Camera 📸 cuts back in , Stacy , yes honey 🍯 you won shit 💩 loads , poor girl she has had her period all over her face.
So there you have it Folks , I am a winner , if you want to join my PERSONAL facebook group please send me $1000 via my head of publicity Mr Jeffrey Dime (only available for 24 hours Folks)
PS Folks , unlike that dead broke loser jail bird Gordon Gekko I don’t think lunch is for wimps and it must be true coz I earn more than that sad 😔 act so up yours Gekko , Fox 🦊, Bretton Jake Moore Louis Zabel (what a loser) etc
Updates on Lee:
First round of donations:
$100 me
$100 Scott from CA
$20 shoeshine box
$10 PAINLESSWON
$25 mdj1980
$10 Kilgore Trout (yes, THAT Kilgore Trout)
Second round of donations:
$50 Jeff Dime
$50 Forum Wars
$100 SN
$20 Bincs
Third round of donations:
The Boz $50
IamGreek $25
Running total: $560
Remaining: $940
Lee has sent me a copy of his bank statement showing his payment to the attorney. Between that and other communication I have had with him over the past several months, I 100% believe he spent $1500 getting that BS restraining order from CM overturned.
Therefore I will send him the $560 collected, as an intermediate payout.
We are still collecting more, though. If you wish to donate to bring down that $940 he's still out, please feel free to contact me.
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Not kool to bring the kid into this. He is the true victim here. But go ahead and fuck Chrissy and wife.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmo
He’s a victim alright. It’s just difficult to see the spawn of Satan with those two bastards and he deserves better.Quote:
Originally Posted by IamGreekNot kool to bring the kid into this. He is the true victim here. But go ahead and fuck Chrissy and wife.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmo
Don't know how to reply to comments...soI will post it here (If anyone can tell me how to reply to comments it is greatly appreciated)....Yes, they were all on the same machine. Different games. The machine has various games on Supertimes, Ultimate and various non-extra vig games. Here's another hit on a different machine from last month....
Quick summary of the scamming clown’s latest garbage on YouTube. Claimed again that he’s in the 1% of the richest people in the world. Sure Chrissy. Wow. No real job. No assets. No documents or verification to prove that. Keep lying to yourself. I’m the pope too. You’re simply pure trash and an embarrassment as a human being...I take that back. You’re a fucking troll.
He won money (more bullshit lies) and he lost some (who cares) and he apologized to your Medusa head wife and your little spawn for losing money. ::yawn::
Keep getting head and blowing loads with Blowjob Bob and your Colt Studios associates. You better check your T-Cell count soon with all the trifling extramarital shit you have going on.
Fuck you Chrissy.
His entire strategy is trash. He try's to get up one unit then leave. He doesn't realize all these small sessions are no different than one long session. When he gets behind trying to come up one unit he will then martingale his way out of it. Once again many small wins for one massive bankroll busting loss. He thinks the house edge doesn't apply to short sessions, and somehow thinks the Martingale is +EV. Like what happen that time he went to gamble in San Diego. He should ask Dempsey who went busto on Roulette and hasn't posted in 3 weeks.
In his last video he was down 2k. He said he ran into someone who watches his videos. I forget the kids name, anyway he leaves that table and goes to another table where he supposedly got back his 2k. He made it a point on video to say he went and showed this person who watches his videos the 2k as "Proof" he "won". This probably disrupted his entire plan as he was going to report much higher wins. "Witnesses" cause a change in plans.
Gooooooooooooood morning Poker Fraud Alert family, what’s going ooooooooooooon
Folks it sounds like Kyle is doing a re-hash of a well known betting strategy called Oscars Grind.
Any Folks out there who may be thinking of giving this retard money , don’t,just search Oscars Grind , it’s out there for free Folks.
This is all very , no pretence of going into casinos , just walks up and down and says he is 4 from 4 , yea right.
Is his scamming arse banned from Bellagio now? Didn’t go in and sounded like he is pining like a pisshead over a bottle of whisky.
I bet his next offering will show him filming in there 😃
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsvogTuJQuIQuote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
You're welcome for the idea, Kevin.
Don’t forget the coked up pop gay music that he has included in his stupid video vlogs too!Quote:
Originally Posted by PositiveVariance
A certain angry Scam Exposer is going to have a field day with the latest video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Beb3DU_iLfw
He's clearly high on SOMETHING as he spends the entire video shouting at the camera phone and begging for people to pay him $500.
He then proclaims in what has to be his biggest lie... this year anyway... he has made over $500,000 playing Baccarat!
Now why would someone who has cleared six figures and is half way to being a Millionaire this year choose to vacation in California and stay at the cheapest hotel available? Surely, a person of such high net worth and soooooo much money available could afford to pay more than $200/ night and stay at those High End luxury resort suites that they always boast about online, no?
I guess because it wasn't comped like all those other suites and he couldn't lose all his money at the local gambling hole in Santa Monica? Hopefully, the suckers he is targeting this time won't fall for the lies of him making 500K for the year and the even more absurd claims that his clients made 90K using his Bullshit System.
I'm guessing he was in Cali to film his latest Colt Studio's production entitled Breakfast in Chrissy's Butthole! Here's a still photo of old Kyle auditioning for the Mickey Rooney part...
Something tells me, Chrissy Rooney is going to have lots of HARD days ahead of him and a lot of HARD things behind him!
Forget giving your money to that coked up scammer. Instead, give it to this scammer, er, I mean expert video poker system utiilizer. For the low, low price of $1995, you too can now my super secret system of getting lucky at the right time playing video poker. Here is some more evidence of my super video poker playing expertise at work....
BedWetterBettor is 100% correct.
Note that the Shore Hotel is right on Ocean Ave in Santa Monica, and he got a room hanging right over the street. NOISY! That's a major street. Sure, you have an ocean view, but it's tough to enjoy it with constant 24 hour traffic noise.
There are quiet, beautiful hotels in Malibu with better views than the "across the busy street ocean" view Chrissy had, and if he were this carefree millionaire like he claims to be, he'd have gotten one of those. LOL at his "millionaire lifestyle" consisting of being able to drive 300 miles to Santa Monica and stay at a $200/night hotel (which he might have gotten even cheaper through Priceline or something).
It's pretty amazing that Chrissy has dodged COVID so far, given all of his reckless behavior. It's gotta happen one of these days. It will be even funnier because the dumbass thinks it's a hoax.
This reminds me of the time that this retired multi-millionaire got booted out of the Cosmo in May during the hoax/scam (aka COVID-19) and walked around like a tweaking dufus along with his punching bag, chumpers, and cheap arse luggage. Made them all hang out at the airport for +15 hours. Smart one there Crissy. There were still hotels off the strip that were open. Douche face was not even smart enough to think about taking a cab or ride share to go get food. One more point for the righteous team. Pissy your losing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Chrissy: Stacy, while here in the LA area, Did you or did you not see my dried up semen anywhere?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Stacy: Uh, No?
Chrissy: There you have it folks. As you all can see. I have my hand on my bible and uh I swear as God as my witness I’ve never done gay porn, I’ve never done any kind of porn, I’ve never had sex with a man let alone put it out there on video.
The good news for the English speaking world is that the fucker is still in the USA 🇺🇸 Folks
I am undecided as to whether he is still there until The Donald finally calls it a day or whether his adamant statement that he was leaving the country if Smokin Joe won was a fib.
As Chrissy has told all us Folks so many times before he is the most honest chap out there so I suppose he must be waiting for the Donald to quit before moving all his Folks to Canada 🇨🇦
Not being au fait with American politics I don’t really know why he should be so anti Joe unless of course Joe has made it his mission to clamp down on third rate low brow scamming hustlers , in which case Chrissy should be very scared
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd Folks I am with other Folks on this site who cannot even watch 30 seconds of the idiot anymore.
I just look dislike and leave , I suspect this has been his aim for a while now.
He is clearly getting banned from casinos but just keeps putting up Chrissy fit , Kyle tours annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd millionaire lifestyle holiday trips with Lizzie Borden and Kyle junior to keep the pot simmering until hopefully 🙏 for him all us Folks give up and he can start all over again.
We ❤️ Jeff Dime
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrhorney
People are going to think we’re related, but appreciate the kind words as always MR. H. Hope things are all sorted and going swimmingly across the pond. I’m going to make a video this week and explain. With you and BWB posting such great shit, we all get to catch up really fast. It Beats the fuck out of watching a CM video now, which are certified TRASH. Recycled garbage and cheap snake oil salesman sayings from his MLM days.
Hey, Chrissy. You sociopathic scumbag. Haven’t forgotten about your fruity ass. Not gay for pay...hetero for the dinero. Going to need a new beard to serve as your billfold soon. The way you gamble, she is going to have to be super rich. Good news is other than the the custody issue, when you get divorced, not only will you not lose a thing because you are worthless, you will probably be granted half of what the beard has left you haven’t torched yet. Fucking loser.
Fucking TRASH.
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Great posts everyone as always. Everyone have a safe holiday.
Your days are numbered, Chrissy. Your life will be definitely changed.
While Chrissy is at Colt Studios, the other two are living their lives.
Holy Moses, he's higher than a kite in this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Beb3DU_iLfw
Honestly, who the fuck is still buying services from this tweaker?
I'm reminded of the infomercial scammers from the 80s and 90s. CM specifically reminds me of Don Lapre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mubCkCAEiDQ
By the way, Don Lapre died of suicide while awaiting sentencing for all of his scams.
Chrissy, in the spirit of the holidays you may want to write the President and let him know that you are a big supporter. He may pardon you for all your federal crimes. As for your state crimes you have committed in Nevada, Governor Sisolak would have to do that for you. Judging by what you have said about him in many of your videos, I don’t think you have a snowballs chance in hell. Hope he never finds out about your scams and your opinion of him. That may be bad for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Not heard of this dude but a quick search enlightened me.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Shrink
According to wiki he committed suicide by cutting his throat with a razor 🪒 (go on Chrissy it is the season of goodwill , take note and do person kind a favour)
He was charged with worthless money making schemes , mail fraud etc etc etc , in fact everything that Chrissy is involved in as far as I can see , not knowing the way your justice system works Folks can anyone explain to me why Chrissy isn’t in jail receiving bum sex 14 times a day , something I know he would enjoy 😊