Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

So we’re a week from the Chicago Chums Club Loss and we’ve seen No Video from it, a couple of photos at dinner and nobody flashing big stacks of chips or wads of cash. Peculiar that Chrissy didn’t even take photos of either, when that is literally all he does during these Masturbator Mind meetings!



We then get treated to his angry midget tirade about Southland. In the same vein as the Chicago midget tantrum he threw in front of the rubes!

Other than Kevin Blumpkin’s single photo on IG, None of them are posting photos, videos or stories how Chrissy “changed their life”? Seems like they didn’t learn anything and got extorted again for another worthless strategy!



I’m sure he’ll go cry to them to make videos and posts how much they “learned” and how much “fun” they had. But the fact it’s been 7 days speaks volumes how bad it was. Couple that with the Love Boat fiasco and the likely notion he’s already losing in Tunica with Tuna Kooch, this could be the worst month of his pathetic life!

Southland Casino may not have limits to the liking of Mr Tiny Ding Dong on Spinny (shout out ZD), but they do have double deck blackjack with $50 minimums (according to their website).


But we all know Chrissy never plays blackjack for real.

BTW, I just learned Memphis, TN is on the border of Arkansas (and near Tunica). I had always thought it was more centrally located in Tennessee.

1st post ever and just have to say Christopher Mitchell & Stacy Mitchell (the Mitchell's) exploits are easily 1 of the most entertaining, fascinating & repulsive I've ever come across on my history of 25+ yrs of being on the internet lol

I almost don't want the shitt show to end as it brings so many laughs daily that it's hard to fathom someone like Christopher Mitchell even exist he's so unhinged there's just no way this is going to end well for the Mitchell's...

Shout out to Druff & Jeff Dime

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1st post ever and just have to say Christopher Mitchell & Stacy Mitchell (the Mitchell's) exploits are easily 1 of the most entertaining, fascinating & repulsive I've ever come across on my history of 25+ yrs of being on the internet lol

I almost don't want the shitt show to end as it brings so many laughs daily that it's hard to fathom someone like Christopher Mitchell even exist he's so unhinged there's just no way this is going to end well for the Mitchell's...

Shout out to Druff & Jeff Dime

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Welcome and yes it is quite the shit show! Starting with the early saps like Rick Lee!



And on to the hay seeds like Rick and Isaura Florses…


Funny they live so close to Chrissy in Dallas but we haven’t heard from them In 3 years?




They’re lookin Rough here, guess all that millionaire advice didn’t pay off as old Rick looks like he aged about 20 years since he listened to that midget moron!

Guess Kyle’s invitation to Mayfair Supper club got left at home with his bankroll? Lol!

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1st post ever and just have to say Christopher Mitchell & Stacy Mitchell (the Mitchell's) exploits are easily 1 of the most entertaining, fascinating & repulsive I've ever come across on my history of 25+ yrs of being on the internet lol

I almost don't want the shitt show to end as it brings so many laughs daily that it's hard to fathom someone like Christopher Mitchell even exist he's so unhinged there's just no way this is going to end well for the Mitchell's...

Shout out to Druff & Jeff Dime

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Welcome to you're dedicated thread Little Kyle! The more the merrier. We've lost a couple of vets in this thread for the most part( one in particular :) so any new poster is always welcome. Looking forward to your input.

I think without a doubt that donation money is swindled back to him less a commission fee to the tax dodge operators, It all makes sense really,

I heard Chrissy may be avoiding flying for a while as he may have got a warning from TSA,
Flashing all that cash YT, mainly YT Shorts going through TSA Security, He may have got a warning cause i know alot of people have reported him over that stack of undeclared cashish, glad the videos still up though!
Nobody here guessed this lol, Hes on edge lately and this is only adding to his fears! Hes quite noticeably aging as he probably thinks he'll be rounded up soon!

Christopher Mitchell is literally like quite literally 1 of the dumbest people to have ever lived but also 1 of the most boring at times, for the most part he has been hilarious at times because of his stupidity and it seems almost daily he is doing something really really stupid

Folks yes it truely is mind-blowing at how much he sucks cock at scamming but also making it seems like recently at least 30k/month, any1 taking bets if the Mitchell's lifestyle is sustainable for another Year? or is time finally almost up for these 2 pos scumbags...



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This 6 hour drive for Chrissy to get his fix 💉 without Stacy Skank and NVB (shoutout to non verbal bubs) might be a cunning plan Folks.

Just imagine the amount of truckers one could encounter en-route where Chrissy can ejaculate in their mouths for a nominal fee.

This cash 💵 can then be waved around to “prove” a winning 🏅 system although I’m not sure 🤔 how many of the inner circle ⭕️ would want to embrace this as a 100% strategy.

This new system must finally be Chrissy Bottoms holy grail, namely a positive EV.

PV I don’t know 🤷*♂️ if you could work out if it is, price of gas ⛽️ hotels 🏨 food time on the road etc costs X amount of truckers to come in Chrissys mouth to get a positive EV on his outlay?

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PV I don’t know ��*♂️ if you could work out if it is, price of gas ⛽️ hotels �� food time on the road etc costs X amount of truckers to come in Chrissys mouth to get a positive EV on his outlay?

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Driving a similar Lexus(ES 350) and using online MPG estimates(30 mpg) and gas price estimates Near Frisco $2.80 per gallon.

He would spend about $50 to fill the tank. It would get him about 400 miles with stops in between. Distance from Frisco to TunaKooch MS is about 460 miles. So over $100 spent on gas, plus $7-$14 on tolls depending on which route he takes and the info provided on Turnpikeinfo.com.

Then factor in the fake millionaires probably aren’t eating at McDonalds unless it’s for breakfast and he has to make his once a year video where he pays for the car behind him(lol)! So figure fatty and his family are eating at $60 per meal that’s another $120 for food. Assuming the suite is comped because it’s the only time Mid-Week Mitchell can afford one, he would pay around $37 per night in resort fees. He’s probably too dumb to know getting Diamond or Seven Stars at CET properties would waive those fees, so he happily pays them thinking he’s getting a good deal!

So around $200 total spent just to drive it and that’s not even factoring in losses or room service he’s sure to rack up while playing 4 spins of Roulette and running to make a video before he loses all the money again like in Vegas, Chicago and Biloxi!

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PV I don’t know ��*♂️ if you could work out if it is, price of gas ⛽️ hotels �� food time on the road etc costs X amount of truckers to come in Chrissys mouth to get a positive EV on his outlay?

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Driving a similar Lexus(ES 350) and using online MPG estimates(30 mpg) and gas price estimates Near Frisco $2.80 per gallon.

He would spend about $50 to fill the tank. It would get him about 400 miles with stops in between. Distance from Frisco to TunaKooch MS is about 460 miles. So over $100 spent on gas, plus $7-$14 on tolls depending on which route he takes and the info provided on Turnpikeinfo.com.

Then factor in the fake millionaires probably aren’t eating at McDonalds unless it’s for breakfast and he has to make his once a year video where he pays for the car behind him(lol)! So figure fatty and his family are eating at $60 per meal that’s another $120 for food. Assuming the suite is comped because it’s the only time Mid-Week Mitchell can afford one, he would pay around $37 per night in resort fees. He’s probably too dumb to know getting Diamond or Seven Stars at CET properties would waive those fees, so he happily pays them thinking he’s getting a good deal!

So around $200 total spent just to drive it and that’s not even factoring in losses or room service he’s sure to rack up while playing 4 spins of Roulette and running to make a video before he loses all the money again like in Vegas, Chicago and Biloxi!

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What is funny are these expenses don't weigh on his mind at all---blissful ignorance.

A real pro figures this all in and how it affects his EV. Chris just thinks there is a holy grail of a money printing press.

Now he’s in St Louis at the Four Seasons. Talk about excess driving to fulfill your addiction and keep your scam going. Poor Bubs…again with no choice in the matter (shout out to NVB).

Oh and Chrissy, St. Louis hasn’t had an NFL football team in 6 years. Learn your facts before you speak.

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Now he’s in St Louis at the Four Seasons. Talk about excess driving to fulfill your addiction and keep your scam going. Poor Bubs…again with no choice in the matter (shout out to NVB).

Oh and Chrissy, St. Louis hasn’t had an NFL football team in 6 years. Learn your facts before you speak.

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Now approximately 10 hours driving time from Dallas. Might be something to the comment above about TSA issues.

And again not one of the Fanboy morons asks how he goes down $9K with his “winning” systems. This comeback stuff is absolutely for all those who lost and continue to lose with his nonsense systems.

Basically rubbing it in their face that they don’t have the balls, dedication and bankroll to win, so it’s not his fault they are losing.

Just noticing that Rick and Isaura actually live in Dallas. Wonder why dear Kyle has not checked in with them since he started living there. What a success story he could have had on video. Oh wait…

So then if we are saying Chrissy Bottoms on the road Xs are around 200 bucks aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand if he charged 50 bucks per trucker to ejaculate in their mouths even my rudimentary grasp of mathematics 🧮 suggests that Chrissy would have to find at least 5 truckers mouths 👄 to come in to show a reasonable rti.

You Folks know your country better than I, are there that many homosexual truckers on the 🇺🇸 highways and byways who would be desperate enough to pay Chrissy 50 bucks to swallow his foul 🤮 seed?

Like fuckwits who are dumb enough to pay the retard money 💴 for his gambling 🎰 advice it may be a market as small as his tiny brain 🧠.

Sorry 😞 Chrissy I tried to help but this is all I could come 💦 into, I mean up with.

So Chrissy admits he lost his ass and can only show a pathetic amount of chips. The same 10K he’s been flashing every video and photo.

Edit: he uploaded the video after the FB pics and in nearly all casinos purple chips are $500 each. I guess this is Chrissy’s type of casino that uses the Pride favorite color purple for their $1000 chips. My bad, but still shows he is not winning as he started with the same 11K and clearly lost that $1025 profit he was bragging about yesterday!



Perhaps he accused the folks in Tunica that they’re cheating and he was tossed out again for trying to film such dastardly deeds??? Hahahhahaha, expect a ranting video from his shit view suite!!

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So Chrissy admits he lost his ass and can only show a pathetic $5000 in purple chips! Bahahahahahahaha, what a loser!!



Perhaps he accused the folks in Tunica that they’re cheating and he was tossed out again for trying to film such dastardly deeds??? Hahahhahaha, expect a ranting video from his shit view suite!!

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Isn't he holdng up $10 purple chilps in that picture? Plus that picture was probably taken before he started gambling, if that is the case.

It’s a miracle!!! NVB says four different words in today’s video! LOOK DADDY CARS CRASH

Again with the “I lost because I haven’t been to this casino in the long time.” He acts like casino’s are like pitchers in baseball and the more you know about each one the more likely you are to have success.

And…betting against a five player streak is apparently a “high percentage bet” and not a 50/50 bet like all others in Baccarat.

And yes you should always be willing to risk your whole bankroll. Stop-loss is so 2021. And apparently the newer strategies are not as good as the old. Now he only wins 95% of the time instead of 99% or 100% of the time.

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That russian roulette stuff is not the sign of a healthy mind: when was that clip made?