Folks… Quick Update from the Colt goat… he’s “rich”!! Just in case you forgot!?!?
I mean, anyone who rides in a Limo ONCE is obviously rich!
And someone who flies on a private jet a grand total of 2 times is clearly wealthy! Especially when both those airline tickets cost under $1000 a piece!!
And don’t fret folks, you too can live this “great, luxurious life” just like Brandon, who was sooooo successful from his experience with the Bloat, he now sells Drones for Boss Drones MLM scam after being told to leave the last Masturbator Mind event!
Or like Zachy the Lackey Jones, who lost his life savings trying to mimic the Billy Goat and now sells life insurance to keep his Porn addiction at bay!
Me thinks the little midget doth boast too much and I have a possible explanation why. I don’t want to tip my hat on this one, but when the time is right I’ll reveal this potential big news!