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Originally Posted by MumblesBadly
I see an image of a white guy, probably of Anglo-Saxon or Nordic descent. Jesus was a Semite from the Middle East. He probably looked something closer to this.Quote:
Originally Posted by WillieMcFML
amen
share dis if you won of da 5% who see dis
http://www.popularmechanics.com/scie.../a234/1282186/
i'm going with this
Well now I know what it looks like to have a bomb dropped on your head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV8cuoJMNtA
I can't see dis. I CAN'T SEE DIS! I only see sky an trees! Oh LAWD!Quote:
Originally Posted by WillieMcFML
amen
share dis if you won of da 5% who see dis
Please help me! like an share ta help!
Won like = 1 help
Won share = 10 help!
Igno = no helps!
https://vimeo.com/77882662
wtf
nsfw
That shit is hotQuote:
Originally Posted by DRK Star
Id fuck her right in the...well whatever the hell that is. I cant see there being a viable pussy there so...ill fucker right in the stix?
lol listen to this old cunt after he purposely seems to swerve into a motorcyclist and his girlfriend passenger.
There is a youtube version but not as good as this.
http://news.sky.com/story/1572173/vi...ertaking-biker
Also while I'm here. Bit of black on muslim racism on London bus (both women). Black women was in court today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fz55vmlZMU
Don't know man; I just think good/solid countries are at a premium and there's massive overpopulation of the nice cities as a result. I'll say this... muslims are annoying to people because they simply don't integrate into these western societies. If you're not willing to make accommodations because your religion strictly prohibits it then don't move to a western society. Sometimes, people want the best of both world. My parents came to the U.S. in 1974 and they INTEGRATED; they hate arabs and muslims who wear the hijab because they have the class and awareness that this isn't their native country.
It also help that they are bahai and not muslims
:lol2
http://askkissy.com/2015/10/200-mill...-million-bail/
$200 Million Powerball Winner’s “Drug Dealer” Boyfriend Arrested Again Last Night After She Already Paid His $9 Million Bail
http://askkissy.com/2015/10/200-mill...#ixzz3p7IySYsT
Marie Holmes, the Powerball lottery winner who won her share of a huge jackpot back in February, is in the headlines again for the actions of her boyfriend.
Lamarr Andre McDow, also known as “Hot Sauce,” was arrested for the third time this year and is now facing possession of a firearm charges.
The 31-year-old was in the news twice before in the last nine months for other charges related to drug possession. Holmes has bailed him out both times — forking over a grand total of $9 million. One instance was for a $6 million bond, and the other was $3 million.
going to take care of her four children and make sure they’d have a nice house to live in somewhere outside of town with her.
Prior to winning the lottery, Holmes worked two jobs to support her children, one of whom has cerebral palsy. The woman from Shallotte, North Carolina, won hearts all over the nation for being a working single mother who appeared to have her act together.
It was learned months later that Holmes, 26, was involved with Lamarr Andre McDow, aka “Hot Sauce.” She was spending millions and millions of dollars bailing out a man who was always getting in trouble with the law. McDow was arrested in August for a weapons charge and is a confirmed gang member.
Marie Holmes has also faced some legal issues of her own after she was cited with simple possession of marijuana in July.
As the Inquisitr wrote in a more in-depth article this summer, Holmes responded on her Facebook page to critics who bashed her for bailing out her boyfriend.
“What Y’all need to be worried about is Y’all money and not how I spend mine this is benefiting Y’all how? And no he’s no drug dealer or user but who are Y’all to judge anybody?
I will definitely pray for Y’all because it’s much need… they talked about Jesus so I’m not surprised Y’all are talking about me but be blessed though.”
So far, there’s no news on if Marie Holmes will pay the bond for Lamarr McDow’s latest arrest, as $10K is a lot less money than $3 million or $6 million in bail.
If the Powerball winner posts bond a third time for McDow, there’s no doubt she’ll feel the heat from the public again for her choice to do so.
lol who'd be an air steward/ess?
I've never understood why it's seen as some sort of glamorous job... Basically sky waitressing
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ter_mailonline
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A Turkey-bound flight was forced to make an emergency landing after an Irishman stripped off and attempted to have sex with a stewardess.
The man, who has been identified by the Serbian Interior Ministry as an Irish resident, boarded the Sun Express flight from Dublin to Izmir with a large group of friends on Saturday.
But as the plane took off, it is alleged the man began stripping off, before taking off his underwear and starting to wave his penis around.
He then demanded sex with the horrified crew, it is claimed.
When they refused and tried to calm him down, the man reportedly became aggressive and started jumping on the seats - all the while being cheered on by his friends, according to fellow passengers.
The plane made an emergency landing at the Nikola Tesla airport in Serbian capital Belgrade, where the 120 passengers were escorted to a waiting lounge while police escorted Butler off the flight.
But as the passengers waited to board the plane so they could reach their destination, the Irish group, who were wearing pyjamas and beachwear, became aggressive and more debauched.
Witnesses claim they drank 250 pints of beer between them, and forcing the plane to be delayed by 10 hours.
A police spokesman told MailOnline: 'There was a girl who was so drunk that she was offering sex to airport employees.
'The group were chanting and shouting. One could see that they were very drunk.
'The girl even offered sex to police officers at the scene who were trying to calm the situation down.'
The girl is understood to have been arrested later.
Debauchery: He was escorted off the plane, and the friends he was travelling with headed to the bar at Belgrade while they waited to make the final leg of the journey, and, other passengers claim, drank 250 pints
One eye witness at the airport told local media: 'The Irish group was behaving so aggressively other passengers were terrified to even look at them.
'I do not remember seeing anything like this in all my years of flying.
'They were so drunk they didn't even know where they were.'
A spokesman for the Serbian Interior Ministry said the 'Irish citizen... was visibly intoxicated, aggressive and very rude.
'He insulted the crew and resisted the security guards. He even tried to physically attack our officers.
'He was quickly overcome and detained until he sobered up.'
The detained pair were later allowed to board another flight.
A spokesman for the airport confirmed: 'Sun Express flight from Dublin to Izmir landed in Belgrade on Saturday, October 17, at 2pm local time.
'It departed to Izmir on the same day at 11pm.'
Sun Express confirmed the emergency landing was due to an 'unruly passenger
Did this really happen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk9WqTeyAys
Wow! You guys are still allowed to call them stewardesses?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud
I am officially jealous.
Was a huge S&C fan in my mid teens. Even saw them in concert once. Small venue. Good show.Quote:
Originally Posted by Krypt
http://youtu.be/pC1K1AYvtAo
Gamble Bot should call this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL3MxAH-kDI
The Blind Melon Bee Girl, then and now
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Heath...60368897347970
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I completely agree
The song "Watch Me Whip" is single-handedly the worst song I have ever heard. Before you get all bent out of shape, I do know that it's not to be some intellectual masterpiece of modern art; it is just factually a shitty song. Here's why:
Repetition:
This song takes repetition to a level rivaled only by songs written for 3 year-olds. The singer repeats his name a full 6 times before the third verse, just in case you were wondering who 'wrote'? No vocalised the script put in front of him.
There were 980 'words' in this song. Is nae a word? Scratch that, I truly don’t care. Of those 980 words, three variations (Now watch, now watch me, watch me) represent 369 words. That’s more than ⅓ of the song for literally 3 words (and I didn’t include the single mentions of the word ‘me’). If we include ‘ooh’ (there are 84 instances) and ‘bop’ (there are 72 instances), which total 156, we have 525 out of 980 words made up of 5 words.
I think we get the picture on this.
Simplicity:
The most complex word in this song is a tie between ‘Silento’, the vocalist’s (not an artist in my opinion) handle, the word ‘already’ (which appears literally once), and the word ‘superman’. Doing a quick tally, that means that 15 single word instances are 3 syllables. All the rest are 1 or 2 syllables. The vocabulary is not strong with this one. Look at that! My use of ‘vocabulary’ beat out this song by 2 whole syllables!
The culmination of the two previous points into the dumbing down of everyone who had the displeasure of hearing this song:
Pretty self-explanatory. Look, I get that the writer wasn’t going for a Pulitzer or a Grammy, but a quick hit that’ll be catchy and easy to remember. Fair enough. EXCEPT FUCK YOU YOU’RE LITERALLY RUINING MUSIC. Who am I to say what should and shouldn’t be written? An asshole, that’s who. One who is procrastinating other, important work.
Basically, by putting music out that has a grand total of about 30 unique words, you’re contributing to the lowered standard of quality of music. This is one step away from repeating one single word over and over for 5 minutes straight, which now that I think about it probably exists. Except that would have some comedic value at the very least. This shit, well it’s like a kindergartener took a crayon and drew a stickman (poorly, I might add), that was subsequently put up in an art gallery. Real, impressionable children will listen to this and think “ Wow, dad was wrong! I CAN skate in life only knowing less than the bare minimum needed to be able to read ‘See Spot Run’, which I never did because fuck books and education”. (Side note - That interaction wouldn’t have been possible outside the child’s head, since there are too many unique words used)
Now put on your tin-foil hats, because this is where I lose half of you with my bullshit. Songs like this promote the opposite of education. Like I said, it devalues a halfway competent vocabulary in the name of catchiness and a cheap ‘musical’ fix. When you see what can be presumably defined as success (ie having several hundred million views on Youtube and countless other radio plays), it sets a standard in young, impressionable minds. We’ve had many people trying to get past this dumbing down of society, like KRS-ONE, Stevie Wonder, John Lennon, and many others (No, of course not all of their songs). They were trying to create a more engaged people who reflect on the actual issues we face as a society, instead of making up a cute little dance to go along with your shitty track as your brain melts from lack of use.
Who is the target market for this song? For all the reasons I’ve brought forth, I believe the target market to be the typical vapid, vacuous consumer that doesn’t engage in critical thought related to anything more than whether the Kardashians look better in blue or teal. I realise that I’ve made a broad, fairly baseless claim, and yet I’m confident it’s pretty accurate.
Songs like these placate the masses with their simplicity and safety. You don’t need to think, you don’t need to guess what it’s talking about, you just need to follow these three easy steps and you too can conform to the newest dance craze. Independent thought is the antithesis of this track. By listening to this, you are using time that could be spent thinking of ways to better the city/country/world you live in. Again, I realise that not everyone WANTS to engage with the world like this, but I will still stand by the claim that critical thought is better than being herded like a goddamn sheep by pop-music.
So what have we learned today? Well, mostly that I’m way too mad about a song. That’s a given. What I want to really stress is that this song is symptomatic of a larger issue at hand. Like the CIA funneling crack into ghettos, to me this type of music represents a concerted effort to quell independent thought. Ultimately it’s easier to listen to a catchy song with like 7 words than to actually sit back and think about why everything is kind of messed up.
I really, truly fucking despise this song.
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Originally Posted by DRK Star
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I just counted 26 unique words in Watch Me. If you extrapolate, that comes out to 928 unique per 35,000. Off the charts bad, but better than I expected.
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Originally Posted by DRK Star
First I Miracle Whip, then I Mayonae-nae. Please tell me someone has done that before.
Too many syllables.Quote:
Originally Posted by 4Dragons
It works when I say it.Quote:
Originally Posted by SrslySiriusToo many syllables.Quote:
Originally Posted by 4Dragons
Well, they're closer anyway..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tstyqz2g7o
In this thread I learn that 4Dragons is Twista.
SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG, I GET IN MY CAR AND MY RADIO IS GONE.
BUT EVEN WHEN I HAD IT, THEY AIN'T NEVER PLAYED MY SONG.
INSTEAD WHAT THEY PLAYING GOT ME BORED AND WITHDRAWN.
WELL I AM NOT A HIPSTER, I AM NOT A CLONE.
DON'T ASK WHAT I GOT ON, CAUSE I WEAR WHAT I WANT.
AND YES SOMETIMES I SWEAR, SOMEONE'S LISTENING TO MY PHONE.
I'M LIVING IN A WORLD THAT AIN'T FAIR, BUT SO LONG.
Google tells you what to wear on halloween in this creepy ass demonstration: https://frightgeist.withgoogle.com/
I dDon't feel like creating a thread for this but seriously a 15 and 17 year old being in charge of a prostitution ring is crazy.
http://www.khq.com/story/30329815/15...-mothers-house
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Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker
Belongs in the NDDT thread.
Nah, for that thread I'd go with this:Quote:
Originally Posted by 4DragonsQuote:
Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker
Belongs in the NDDT thread.
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/video...6pVkWVW5Ok67ya
thats exactly what Jerod from Subway says brah!