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$1.9 trillion USD in options expiring this morning was pretty much the last wild west moment before the next OPEX orgy.
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you two need a room, it's literally gross
citigroup saying that sharps are piling into calls expecting clutch ERs so if you see a few big misses expect an absolute VIXalanche.
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You win Sonatine. NVDA calls today and the Pelosi’s
What kind of world do I live in where I gotta track the Pelosi ETF daily?
Why are taxpayers giving billions to Intel again?
It’s interesting that her Apple calls are choking on a dick. Been following for a number of weeks.
You know I’m looking for a short covering rally. Feeling nervous. Need a catalyst and these earnings might be it. Depends on the dollar?
Random porn
i saw an interesting bit of analysis on apple the other day, vis a vis sales saturation being a concern. like whats the bull thesis on apple at this point, etc etc.
pretty sure pelosi got her calls in like -15% ago tho, no?
if youre not short netflix at market open tomorrow im just not sure anyone can help you.
You think Burry is still short?
Yeah, I think people are still short as evidenced by the Tick. Even as we went higher the tick was pretty restrained - it should explode on covering. That’s cool.
Such is the nature of bear market rallies. We need new longs if we are to harvest fresh organs during the next leg down.
All depends on the dollar. If it continues to drift down we good with our bounce. If ECB raises rates Euro will go up. That’s my amateur understanding.
Parenthetically I am told that the Fed is leaking it’s intentions thru the WSJ. I trust this is will continue to be true.
Sonatine & Pelosi’s NVDA. I fought ‘tine @ 145’ish. I mean I listened and I remembered but we coulda done better.
I am thinking of Twitter calls. The trial is being fast tracked in Delaware and he’s gonna lose - not just the penalty… he’s gonna buy that pig at the agreed price. Just thinking of screwing around on that as so many think he’s a Chad and all.
I feel pretty locked in.
I am still pissed about DesertRunner chasing Gooch off this site
Gooch?
Desertrunner - Druff collects these guys on the spectrum. Druff must have a good heart irl.
Trains are the stereotypical obsession for autists. DR found comfort in a battery and a lightbulb. Encyclopedic knowledge of flashlights and a smattering of QAnon just to hang with us. Maybe he was just parroting Druff.
We are our own worst enemy.
Spent a little time last night on whether the Fed could ever go bankrupt.
I need to constantly exercise the relationships between the Treasury, the Fed, commercial banks, the dollar, debt, yada yada.
I wish I had these tools 2 years ago but if you miss a bet there’s always another.
Just before we sold our business my wife and I upgraded our iPhones. (It wasn’t a calculated move) Roll them into the plan and had the business foot the bill.
I’m just wondering how long before the new owners discover this little chestnut. Will I lose my phone? Would I ever personally pay $2000 for 2 iPhones.
I’m an Apple guy. I use my Wintel shit as a door stop. I’m starting to wonder if maybe it’s time to question our relationship. I might quit the life (since 2008).
So yeah. Saturation is kinda real.
Queen Pelosi had those milkers
Nancy Pelosi’s DOB is 3 years closer to the start of the Civil War than it is to today.
NVDA is headed to 196.
We despise her but there is a begrudging respect for her wanton disregard for securities law.
For those tracking the Pelosi ETF
There is a rumor the husband sold his NVDA calls. You’re supposed to ignore gambling twitter on game day so I’m gonna watch the chart with my typical fear and lack of confidence
Funny tweet about those cum lords @ JPM
I think he's referring to gauchojake, who is welcome to return anytime. Desertrunner is banned here, and has been for a long time (even though we are still friends).
There's only two people I know of named Gooch. One is poker pro Jason Gooch. The other is The Gooch, an offscreen character who used to beat up Arnold on Diff'rent Strokes. I bet The Gooch feels bad now that Arnold was murdered by his wife.
Is this the "current" stock thread? I dont even remember.
Anyways, I lost a bunch in options in 2020, but after a couple years of licking the wounds jumping back in. Bought a couple grand worth of Amazon puts today before the earnings report. What could go wrong?
Fading Verm to make money. A proven methodology as old as time itself.
Verm is Kalem? Lol. I really gotta get my autism formally diagnosed.
This was just a snapshot from our Lake Mead discussion a week ago. I know you bought earlier
UEC 3.24 —-> 4.20
Your URNM 63 —> 69
Uranium makes us glow in the dark Tellafriend.
I cannot believe another trillion of government spending is hitting the economy at the very time we are trying to sop up 6 trillion of recent stimi. The /WSB kids must be holding a reunion.
Just rewatched “Diamondhands”. Really well crafted and entertaining. Now it’s a nostalgia piece.
That chip bill actually makes me mad. I usually just shake my head at our government but tnis bill just pisses me off. Nevertheless, I tailed Pelosi’s (Sonatine) NVDA and stuff. I’m a whore.
We are so fucked.
Despite the strong dollar (slightly weakening) at the moment I still hold to our larger thesis. I have no doubt. Zero.zero
You think these countries don’t look longingly at their abandoned nuke plants?
German Cities Turn Off Hot Water And Cut Lighting At Government Buildings
-zerohedge
COLUMN: The first European country to suffer a blackout this winter? Don't think about Germany -- the problem is likely to be in France.
Speaking of Germany
I have a neighbor who bought a new BMW SUV. His wife dinged a fender on a curve.
Take it to the dealer and it’s assigned to a body shop. They didn’t want to fill the damaged spot. They take off the fender and call in the insurance company for the appraisal. Yeah, need a new fender.
He’s been waiting 6 weeks. The fender is off the vehicle. No one is putting it back on only to take it off again.
He literally may never get a replacement fender.. Meanwhile he’s renting a vehicle at a daily rate cause the insurance allowance ran out.
Ahh Lederhozen and Oktoberfest
For your consumption Tellafriend
Russia and China are developing a new reserve currency with other BRICS countries, President Vladimir Putin said.
BRICS is the acronym coined to associate five major emerging economies: Brazil, Russia, India, China and South Africa
Choosing up sides.
It’s astonishing to me how little press this gets. Guess we have enough problems transitioning but identifying as “non recessionary” or some such silly 2020’s pronoun.
oh, I'm way ahead of you with BRICS. the implications for the US if this gets going good are tremendously negative. WE have been able to print all this money b/c of our reserve currency status and the rest of the world had to absorb it. Should that change, and with China and Russia already shedding their treasuries with haste, we will have another reckoning awaiting us. hard times for a nation unaccustomed to such leads to upheaval and then strife.
apropos of our other discussion:
https://segracapital.com/commentary/...n-work-it-out/
Appreciate the article.
I wasn’t personally a nuclear advocate so much as an opportunist as I felt I knew which way the wind was gonna blow. As I dive in I’m developing a firmer & honest embrace for the nuclear solution.
The front loaded nature of fuel requirements for new reactors as discussed in the article makes me a little firmer in the pants too.
oh please merciful christ in heaven please i beg you let india provoke us into dropping the fucking hammer on their visa applicants.
Any theories out there about what is wrong with Musk?
People smarter than me and outside of real estate, if you had 900k liquid and wanted a safe solid return for short term where would you put it?