*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

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san you can be honest with me...if tradesports existed nowadays you wouldn't sleep would you?

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Not gonna lie. I got a problem.

Wife said something recently. I walk around with an iPad and the MLB pkg 7 days a week. Games start at noon and run til midnight.

I saw Monday’s lineup of crap last night and there was an emptiness. Oops, Wimbledon. 8am.

Tennis is typically a joy but I came up short today. Forcing me to follow the Rays/Orioles. What else was there? Honestly. Putrid. Just a 1st place vs Last place big time favorite.

Tablet - Baseball - MLB - 960 Tampa Bay Rays -½ -175 for 1st 5 Innings W
Tablet - Baseball - MLB - 960 Tampa Bay Rays -1½ -147 for Game W

All weekend pounding the overs. How could you skip that? Simp will tell you I was all over the stupid Sawks/Yankees totals. Dodgers at Coors.

It’s been almost (a little) like hockey without any of the joy.

12 hours a day of checking or handicapping has been so immersive that I KNOW I would have a huge adjustment. I don’t really like where I’m at but I love the dough.

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I always knew you had a little biggie in you, san...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY11yGF71v4

Degen stories

Wager Number: 1 (Cancel)
Tablet - SHARAPOVA, MARIA vs. PARMENTIER, PAULINE Match Winner P. PARMENTIER


So I have a couple screens up for Wimbledon. Fat Williams, Nadal & Sharapova

I hear an announcer comment how loud Sharapova is screaming every time she hits. She is notorious (B.I.G) for her grunts but “yeah, it was louder than usual”.

She’s also pulling off her forehand. Something is wrong.

Her opponent is +240. I fire. Spinning wheel. You know the drill

Sharapova continues to lose .... I get down with Parmentier @ +170.


Sharapova calls the trainer. She gets taped up. She goes back out. I max bet +140 lickety split


For easily 10 minutes the live odds on her opponent descend progressively to finally -2200 or similar. .

The book had plenty of time to freeze the bet. They elected to keep offering.


I notice my balance appears a little light after the match. They paid my first bet @ +170 but Cancel the +140.

Not a thing I can do and I’m smart enough to take the abuse.

under age girls are my best earners badguy

Tablet - Tennis - WTA - 202156 Gauff, Cori +154 for Match

Hasn’t lost a set. Cool story bro


Signed,
The Last Guy in Action

Adding USC -13.5 in week 1

If they can’t beat Fresno by 14 in week one with the new offense it’s going to be a long year.

Why not Simp?

Yelich v Vlad head to head

HOME RUN DERBY WINNER 2019 - VLADIMIR GUERRERO JR. +500


Given the HRs this year this is a pathetic lineup of contestants.

Stick the money in the middle and stop fucking around MLB. Literally nobody under 70 watches the All Star game. Every little kid loves the Derby. Dumb asses

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Originally Posted by Sanlmar

Why not Simp?

Yelich v Vlad head to head

HOME RUN DERBY WINNER 2019 - VLADIMIR GUERRERO JR. +500


Given the HRs this year this is a pathetic lineup of contestants.

Stick the money in the middle and stop fucking around MLB. Literally nobody under 70 watches the All Star game. Every little kid loves the Derby. Dumb asses

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Tough first round but he’s going to do it

I’m in.

Redsox-130

Happy 4th

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Originally Posted by simpdog

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Why not Simp?

Yelich v Vlad head to head

HOME RUN DERBY WINNER 2019 - VLADIMIR GUERRERO JR. +500


Given the HRs this year this is a pathetic lineup of contestants.

Stick the money in the middle and stop fucking around MLB. Literally nobody under 70 watches the All Star game. Every little kid loves the Derby. Dumb asses

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Tough first round but he’s going to do it

I’m in.

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The main question is who is going to throw to him.

Bryant had his dad throw to him and he had half as many good pitches as everyone else In The competition. Smoked in the first round as a -250 fav.

I think it was Todd Frazier who had some specialized pitching coach who basically cheated his ass off and didn’t wait for the ball that was just hit to land. He had twice as many pitches as everyone else and won (if I remember right).

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Redsox-130

Happy 4th

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Looked really bad for awhile but you can always count on the Jays to somehow fuck it up.

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simpdog: Need to fast forward a couple years

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I'm just hoping they're competitive & all the young players are playing against the Mariners when I'm there in August. The promise of the young players are the reason I'm going.

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simpdog: Need to fast forward a couple years

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I'm just hoping they're competitive & all the young players are playing against the Mariners when I'm there in August. The promise of the young players are the reason I'm going.

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Should be able to see Vladdy Jr , biggio, hopefully bichette, gurriel and a few others.

Dog day afternoon

I’ll start w/

MLB - 957 Colorado Rockies +165 for 1st 5 Innings L

Rockies (Sensimilla) v DBacks (Greinke)

.... and I’m generally a Greinke guy this year



Residential neighborhood

Oh, yea.... the underage girls are still my best earners. Halep vs 15 yr old Gauff Monday and there are some interesting odds match v bracket v title (for obvious reasons).

Everyone pops on Gauff to win the title cause they love the story but there are matches to play and those prices are closer to reality


Oh yeah, Kershaw and people have been autoplaying the RL Dodgers (including me - 2 ways yesterday) But this ain’t the spot. Todgers -200 but let’s see how far it runs



The board is littered with typos

If this Todgers game gets called cause of the earthquake before 5 innings I’m gonna tilt

Upper stands and cameras swaying pretty good - only the gang members sit there though

7.1 .... more than the other day

Tablet - Baseball - MLB - 959 San Diego Padres +185 for 1st 5 Innings W


Kershaw losing of course

Top 5
Padres 2
Todgers 1

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Originally Posted by Sanlmar

Why not Simp?

Yelich v Vlad head to head

HOME RUN DERBY WINNER 2019 - VLADIMIR GUERRERO JR. +500


Given the HRs this year this is a pathetic lineup of contestants.

Stick the money in the middle and stop fucking around MLB. Literally nobody under 70 watches the All Star game. Every little kid loves the Derby. Dumb asses

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Tough first round but he’s going to do it

I’m in.

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Yelich out. (The tough 1st round Simp referred to)

Honestly, how good do we run? Sweet price.

under age girls are my best earners badguy

Gauff (+484) 2-1 1st set

Would be amazing

Have a hunch, bet a bunch.

Iowa St to win big XII 9-1

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under age girls are my best earners badguy

Gauff (+484) 2-1 1st set

Would be amazing

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Looked at this game right after Gauff won the other day. Thought there would be plenty of silly money supporting the young girl and might get some value. Nearly fired on Halep in straight sets @-118 but forgot all about it... my bad.
Figured she'd be emotionally drained after the epic comeback, and Halep is top notch.

Have been on fire at this years Wimbledon, just backed Riske to beat Barty @+780 :)

About to back another super loooong shot. Kukushkin to beat Nishikori @+810

I’m really not happy with this.

Tennis - ATP - 201010 Berrettini, Matteo +617 for Match

old man Federer to lose.


See if I can live bet some angle around it

I’m facing the prospect of no MLB for a week. I’m a desperate man.

Kvitova such a head case.

Mobile - Tennis - WTA - 202016 Kvitova, Petra/Konta, Johanna over 22 -114 for Match W

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Originally Posted by Sanlmar

I’m really not happy with this.

Tennis - ATP - 201010 Berrettini, Matteo +617 for Match

old man Federer to lose.


See if I can live bet some angle around it

I’m facing the prospect of no MLB for a week. I’m a desperate man.

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LOL a week of no MLB?

Home run derby tonight Vladdy Jr +500
Tomorrow allstar game. 8.5 is the total. Under that number is 10-3 in the last 13 games. Under is the value play....

AL has won 6 in a row and is up 44-43 overall. No Scherzer for NL. Sorry the AL is just better right now, AL for -110.

Vlad took more money I see. When Yelich dropped out Vlad was +400. We got a great price kiddo

Kids that young have endless energy too. 4-5 more hamburgers pre-contest and he’s good.

Got a degen earthquake story

I haven’t bet WNBA since the days of BritneyGrinersClit. Not a clue.

However, every wiseguy was pounding the Washington Mystic. I never even heard of that team before.



Look at the 1st Period. Vegas is getting wrecked. Compare the 1st half to other WNBA quarters. Someone knew something.



Then the earthquake cancelled the game. The only WNBA game I bet and the only sports contest cancelled.

Lol. I can only talk about it now. The wound was too fresh

The MLB all-star break really is the nut low. I've got a draftkings lineup today for the NBA summer league for fucks sake.

I can't push myself towards WNBA. You're a better man San.

Fun fact

There was less video delay from the moon during Apollo 11 in ‘69 than the video from Wimbledon England.

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The MLB all-star break really is the nut low. I've got a draftkings lineup today for the NBA summer league for fucks sake.

I can't push myself towards WNBA. You're a better man San.

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Thx gut for the idea

MOBILE - BASKETBALL - NBA - 532 BOSTON CELTICS -4½ -110 FOR GAME W

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The MLB all-star break really is the nut low. I've got a draftkings lineup today for the NBA summer league for fucks sake.

I can't push myself towards WNBA. You're a better man San.

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you wanna take this to another level you have to do WNBA DFS...I felt my life was complete after I went down that long road a couple of times out of boredom...

You like cheesecake Simp?


You can live bet Summer League GBCP..... tiny limits. The world is a sick place. Dozen people betting this?

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You like cheesecake Simp?


You can live bet Summer League GBCP..... tiny limits. The world is a sick place. Dozen people betting this?

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that's amazing...can't do it...I need the break at night...too much stimulation from seeing shit flicker on a screen all day...

Had to take the insurance with Alonso +215 after the super extended playoff that Vlad had to endure



Was a good take. Tennis, NBA Summer League and Exhibition baseball ... not a bad day.

We are all told it’s the off-beat stuff that has the most opportunity

Summer league
Knicks -3 -120 vs Lakers

Not too early to fade the awful Lakers. Gotta build that muscle memory for the fall

China +19.5 is really tempting too.

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Summer league
Knicks -3 -120 vs Lakers

Not too early to fade the awful Lakers. Gotta build that muscle memory for the fall

China +19.5 is really tempting too.

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u got a good line on this.. makes it a great play win or lose. Thats real value morons. Beating the closer by a point in a weed filled summer league game.

I bet over Nadal match again I should be shot.

Is Halep destin to win? LOL

Cuz im locked and loaded to fade this bitch again.

With a 40 of Old E some Frosted flakes and Strawberries at 8am and I dont eat strawberries.

guy on the lakers rips the headband off of a guy on the knicks and throws it at him...gets tossed...boy if that isn't fitting to the way this game is going...

89-60 knicks, 1 minute to go in the 3rd...

:lol2

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Summer league
Knicks -3 -120 vs Lakers W

Not too early to fade the awful Lakers. Gotta build that muscle memory for the fall

China +19.5 is really tempting too W

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Laker beatdown

Where the hell you been badguy? Tennis has been great

Getting a late start on tennis. No clue yet.m

I got Nadal -136 v Federer

I can’t touch Fat Williams pregame. She prolly runs over opponent. We will see live

She had ankle problem last match. Got retaped mid game. Could be nothing - could be an angle. We will watch.

Live will be tightly tethered to the -400. The live algo will not adjust swiftly if the load is too great on her feet

Iowa State to Win Big XII +900

Add Utah to win PAC 10 +600


Edit: BOL has +1200 for $100 max. Like that obv.

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Summer league
Knicks -3 -120 vs Lakers W

Not too early to fade the awful Lakers. Gotta build that muscle memory for the fall

China +19.5 is really tempting too W

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Laker beatdown

Where the hell you been badguy? Tennis has been great

Getting a late start on tennis. No clue yet.m

I got Nadal -136 v Federer

I can’t touch Fat Williams pregame. She prolly runs over opponent. We will see live

She had ankle problem last match. Got retaped mid game. Could be nothing - could be an angle. We will watch.

Live will be tightly tethered to the -400. The live algo will not adjust swiftly if the load is too great on her feet

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I nearly took Serena to win 2-1, but changed my mind at the last moment and went with straight sets.

I'm betting Federer in his semi, in the last 5 years Nadal has beaten Federer once, and that was the final of this years French Open, it's 6-1 Federer in the last 5 years, and he looks in fine touch... but good luck anyways.

Smiling after the GSW summer league miracle today. :)

I have a consecutive set prop offered.

For ex: (not forex)

WILLIAMS, SERENA vs. STRYCOVA, BARBORA Win Games 4 and 5 of Set 2 S. WILLIAMS +200

It’s a 3 way bet and it comes with the not so great 3 way juice but in beat downs it’s been working for me. Nadal paid well yesterday using this.

See ya tomorrow Salty. I’ll be here.

Last few hours to book MLB Team Wins

I would appreciate some god damned ideas from you clowns

I reviewed my preseason futures against current. I just can’t pull the trigger on anything. If I’m looking good I don’t feel like shooting a middle.

I did take Dodgers under 99.5. Big surprise, right? I project them at 105 but..... I predict load management for all players. That’s a trendy nerd thing. It’s not wrong.

I also see regression continuing offensively.

So 100 prolly the right number. I consider my under a healthy outlet for my hate. There is value in that.

So to review, I have nothing constructive to offer.

Wait ... from yesterday and it hasn’t moved

TABLET - BASEBALL - MLB - 952 TEXAS RANGERS +113 FOR GAME W

Lance Lynn Texas vs public Astros. I bought yesterday. 1st 5 +106 would be a better bet now. I’m good for now full game.

See if we can stay pure with Summer League trash sports

MOBILE - BASKETBALL - NBA - 588 LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS +3½ -105 FOR GAME W

Good habits start early badguy



Frauderer tomorow at 8am badguy. Shall I call you or nudge you?

You see Wimbledon Salty?

Fantastic end... for you.

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You see Wimbledon Salty?

Fantastic end... for you.

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Federer played incredibly.

Well.......except that 2nd set.