Why is 408mike allowed to post pictures of lobster tails, but can't pay $50?

bump... still waiting for the statement.

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bump... still waiting for the statement.

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Just in case you forgot druff.

friendly reminder.

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friendly reminder.

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I realize you fell this is important(it's really not) but let the man enjoy his vacation.

That said, its totally super important.

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friendly reminder.

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I realize you fell this is important(it's really not) but let the man enjoy his vacation.

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I think he's back, but i'm in no rush. Just making sure he gets a friendly reminder that he has a piece of shit running around here bragging about welching on a bet and plotting to kill forum members.

still waiting for that statement as to why you let this fucker run around.

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Originally Posted by 408Mike

i'm all up in your thread beard, whatcha gonna do about it?

all
up
in
your
thread
and
you
can't
do
SHIT ABOUT IT

impotent here as in the bedroom, the salami that wasn't and never could be <---THAT'S YOU BUDDY

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Originally Posted by Hockey Guy

I realize you fell this is important(it's really not) but let the man enjoy his vacation.

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I think he's back, but i'm in no rush. Just making sure he gets a friendly reminder that he has a piece of shit running around here bragging about welching on a bet and plotting to kill forum members.

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I am right here baby. Do you want a kiss from me or druff more be honest here

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Originally Posted by handicapme

still waiting for that statement as to why you let this fucker run around.

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Originally Posted by 408Mike

i'm all up in your thread beard, whatcha gonna do about it?

all
up
in
your
thread
and
you
can't
do
SHIT ABOUT IT

impotent here as in the bedroom, the salami that wasn't and never could be <---THAT'S YOU BUDDY

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muscling druff to answer you like you own the joint is lol

good luck with all of that

Exhibit A of Being a whiny bitch

Handicapme- My God 408 has you spinning. Ever heard of the ignore feature? Then fucking use it. LOL you just made yourself to look like one huge jackass.

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Ok this is so weird... Ive had a tab open on my desktop pointing to http://i.imgur.com/cJS2Lsf.jpg for.. I dont know... a week? waiting for an appropriate time to post this, and my hand to god, I was really considering dropping it in this thread too.

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still waiting for that statement as to why you let this fucker run around.

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muscling druff to answer you like you own the joint is lol

good luck with all of that

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Still posting when you have lied about settling a $50 debt for over a year is lol

It went from "I'm gonna pay Vegas when I can" to "I paid Vegas through my dad, but HE didn't follow through" to "I don't owe Vegas" back to "I'm gonna pay Vegas" back to "I don't owe him" then to "I have $50 in front of me to pay Vegas" and back to "I don't owe Vegas".

Good luck with your severe mental illness that you refuse to seek treatment for.

The absolute truth is that the world would be FAR better off if you were dead. Next time you think about killing yourself, really think about what is stopping you. You aren't funny. You aren't intelligent. You have no friends (quit lying EVERY TIME someone brings ANYTHING up that you have a "buddy" who is an expert). Your family doesn't love or even seem to like you. You have no career. No money. No car. No girlfriend. You have NOTHING. So why hesitate? Hell, why even think twice? Next time, really think about what is stopping you from following through. You will be missed by no one. Don't fool yourself into believing anyone on the internet gives one fuck about you either. They don't. You are the resident dancing monkey. Easily replaced should you decide to do the right thing here.

You survive by leaching off of society and your elderly neighbors.


parasite
  Use Parasite in a sentence
par·a·site
[par-uh-sahyt] Show IPA
noun
1.
an organism that lives on or in an organism of another species, known as the host, from the body of which it obtains nutriment.
2.
a person who receives support, advantage, or the like, from another or others without giving any useful or proper return, as one who lives on the hospitality of others.
3.
(in ancient Greece) a person who received free meals in return for amusing or impudent conversation, flattering remarks, etc.

And no, "fixing" their flashlights a.k.a. replacing the batteries doesn't constitute anything useful or proper.

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Ok this is so weird... Ive had a tab open on my desktop pointing to http://i.imgur.com/cJS2Lsf.jpg for.. I dont know... a week? waiting for an appropriate time to post this, and my hand to god, I was really considering dropping it in this thread too.

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Mike, how could you?

statement bump!

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Mike, how could you?

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I'm assuming verbatim was confirmed to be Jason & was banned.

& yes, Druff's statement on 408Mike is being highly looked forward to by all.

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Originally Posted by handicapme

friendly reminder.

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How about you go fuck yourself with a reciprocal saw. And STFU while your at it.

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friendly reminder.

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How about you go fuck yourself with a reciprocal saw. And STFU while your at it.

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Cry some more you drunken faggot!

Seriously druf... it's been 3 weeks since you promised a statement.

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friendly reminder.

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How about you go fuck yourself with a reciprocal saw. And STFU while your at it.

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Lol @ 137

Horrible cunts like you complaining about him asking Druff is 100x worse than what he is doing. Why don't you grab a bottle of your favorite (and presumably cheapest) liquor and drink yourself into a stupor and just fuck off for awhile? Sound good? Great! Now fuck off you drunken Canadian bag of shit.

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How about you go fuck yourself with a reciprocal saw. And STFU while your at it.

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Lol @ 137

Horrible cunts like you complaining about him asking Druff is 100x worse than what he is doing. Why don't you grab a bottle of your favorite (and presumably cheapest) liquor and drink yourself into a stupor and just fuck off for awhile? Sound good? Great! Now fuck off you drunken Canadian bag of shit.

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Seems like a solid plan, Les. I say go for it.

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I had on green boxers which was good enough for a certain someone and probably good enough for any of you. I almost dyed the goatee (sorry Tine, I couldn't keep the beard. It kept getting itchy) but backed out at the last minute because I have an image to keep up right now. I am a mechanic working on an old 75 pace arrow, an HP technician finishing a job for an attorney fixing his mfp 4345, a techie working for an undisclosed laptop repair company, a malware remover for a master gardener, a greenhouse architect, personal trainer for 2 people, personal chef and dog walker and a greenhouse architect. Oh and I am growing 12 Butch T Scorpion plants from seeds I got from Faduniak's peppers that he sent me.

Still working on Quattro, at the moment I have some loot saved up for a cbr 1000rr that I am looking to buy and not sure If I want to spend or invest the cash but my shiny dome says SPEND THAT LOOT DOOD.

Oh, heard from Neverheeb, kids alive someplace though he won't tell me where...he seems to be ok though.

Mary is going up and down the stairs holding an empty laundry basket building up her strength balance and coordination/confidence how fucking awesome is that????

Pretty fucking awesome let me tell you.

Also addicted to cable tv now, fuck me there is some interesting shit to watch. it's completely overtaken my recent addiction and kept me clean despite a heavy influx of cash (super happy about that)

The walking dead is great, pawn stars is cool, heavy metal task force is great, wicked tuna is great, there are some fishing shows I've been following up in alaska that make me jealous as hell. I might make a list of the shows I watch they really are amazing.

Tine how much would it cost to fly up to alaska and fly fish with a guide? I think the guides are like $400 a day or something? We can rent a boat and guide and split the loot what do you say? Maybe this fall?

Fuck that would be awesome. THERE WERE LIKE 20-30 SALMON JUST SWIMMING AROUND THE DAMNED BOAT I MEAN GOD it was just amazing. I am legit jealous of anyone who can afford to do stuff like that and who has enough class and sophistication to appreciate the trip.

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So this faggot is going to buy a motorcycle and take a fishing trip to Alaska with Sonatine, but can't pay Vegas the $50 he owes him?

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How about you go fuck yourself with a reciprocal saw. And STFU while your at it.

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Lol @ 137

Horrible cunts like you complaining about him asking Druff is 100x worse than what he is doing. Why don't you grab a bottle of your favorite (and presumably cheapest) liquor and drink yourself into a stupor and just fuck off for awhile? Sound good? Great! Now fuck off you drunken Canadian bag of shit.

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YOU retard cunt, do you think I care about an apostrophe while consuming mass quantities and kicking ass on Pokerstars every fucking day? That's right n-word, 100k north of you and we can do as we fucking please. Shit-cunt take another nap because no one cares about your, yes your faggotry.


I've already won $5.87 tonight so put that in your pipe and smoke it........hahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaha

YOU ARE ON THE SAME LEVEL AS MUCK FICON AND DEAL TOTAL JERKOFF RETARDS

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Lol @ 137

Horrible cunts like you complaining about him asking Druff is 100x worse than what he is doing. Why don't you grab a bottle of your favorite (and presumably cheapest) liquor and drink yourself into a stupor and just fuck off for awhile? Sound good? Great! Now fuck off you drunken Canadian bag of shit.

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YOU retard cunt, do you think I care about an apostrophe while consuming mass quantities and kicking ass on Pokerstars every fucking day? That's right n-word, 100k north of you and we can do as we fucking please. Shit-cunt take another nap because no one cares about your, yes your faggotry.


I've already won $5.87 tonight so put that in your pipe and smoke it........hahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaha

YOU ARE ON THE SAME LEVEL AS MUCK FICON AND DEAL TOTAL JERKOFF RETARDS

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When is your next visit to rehab? Planning on staying more than a day this time?

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YOU retard cunt, do you think I care about an apostrophe while consuming mass quantities and kicking ass on Pokerstars every fucking day? That's right n-word, 100k north of you and we can do as we fucking please. Shit-cunt take another nap because no one cares about your, yes your faggotry.


I've already won $5.87 tonight so put that in your pipe and smoke it........hahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaha

YOU ARE ON THE SAME LEVEL AS MUCK FICON AND DEAL TOTAL JERKOFF RETARDS

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When is your next visit to rehab? Planning on staying more than a day this time?

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blugh blugh blugh blugh blugh.......Is that all you have you simpleton. Fuck are you stupid

tHEY WERE SWIMMING AROUND THE BOAT MY GOD

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I was the kid that poked holes in the plastic packaging of paper towels and toilet paper. I was the kid that picked up just about everything in the grocery store. I'd squeeze the loaves of bread. Press my face against the beer six-packs.

But the one section I always avoided during these tactile excursions was the meats. The asceptic cellophane and styrofoam packaging, the deep red color of the meats, the intercellular fluid that was apt to leak onto your hands and make them sticky. It didn't excite me at all.

Around the time I entered adolescence, I learned about menstruation. I just assumed that men got used to and even enjoyed when their girlfriends and wives had blood gushing from their genitalia. Maybe sexual attraction and arousal were acquired tastes. Tastes like you might form for coffee or beer.

And, so, I was determined to teach myself to enjoy my imagined future lover's monthly exsanguination. I started visiting the meat section.

Meat is surprisingly sexual. The pornographic red color of so much of it. The flesh that exists for your pleasure. Chicken breasts and thighs can be fondled without repercussion. Pork chops appeared much like I imagined meaty pussy lips might. Even thick-sliced ham's texture reminded me of how I imagined the inside of a vagina might feel. Slightly uneven, a bit smooth, but still rough enough to provide pleasurable rubbing friction.

I fingered the meats through their condom-like plastic protective coverings. Whole chickens with their interior cavities hollowed out, ready for stuffing. Spread eagle, gaping wide. You can't get much more sexual than that.

Packages of ground beef. The soft-textured yet viscerally red flesh play-dough. I poked holes in the packaging and fingered the horrid mix. I stuck my whole hand in a bulk package of ground beef. And I found myself extremely aroused.

I started using my spare cash to buy near-expiration packages of meat. If no one else was going to love them, I would.

Just about any of the meat products could easily be fashioned into a surrogate vagina or orifice of choice. But my favorites were the ground meats. You could mold them into anything. The first time I fucked a mound of 80/20 ground chuck, I experienced near sensory overload. The obscenely crimson color of the meat, the soft, pliable texture, the sound it made as I gently fucked a hole into it. The wonderful sound of flesh suctioning around my dick. And I owned it. This flesh was mine to abuse and use as I saw fit.

The best part about fucking a mound of ground beef is you can blow a load right into it, mix it back with the rest of the package, and no one's the wiser. Tacos for dinner, hamburgers for lunch.

Alas, my sexual adventure ended when I got an infection. And I learned that most men aren't all that interested in fucking girls when they are menstruating. But my experiment wasn't for naught. I still get a little hard when I drive by a Burger King and smell the beef cooking.

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I was the kid that poked holes in the plastic packaging of paper towels and toilet paper. I was the kid that picked up just about everything in the grocery store. I'd squeeze the loaves of bread. Press my face against the beer six-packs.

But the one section I always avoided during these tactile excursions was the meats. The asceptic cellophane and styrofoam packaging, the deep red color of the meats, the intercellular fluid that was apt to leak onto your hands and make them sticky. It didn't excite me at all.

Around the time I entered adolescence, I learned about menstruation. I just assumed that men got used to and even enjoyed when their girlfriends and wives had blood gushing from their genitalia. Maybe sexual attraction and arousal were acquired tastes. Tastes like you might form for coffee or beer.

And, so, I was determined to teach myself to enjoy my imagined future lover's monthly exsanguination. I started visiting the meat section.

Meat is surprisingly sexual. The pornographic red color of so much of it. The flesh that exists for your pleasure. Chicken breasts and thighs can be fondled without repercussion. Pork chops appeared much like I imagined meaty pussy lips might. Even thick-sliced ham's texture reminded me of how I imagined the inside of a vagina might feel. Slightly uneven, a bit smooth, but still rough enough to provide pleasurable rubbing friction.

I fingered the meats through their condom-like plastic protective coverings. Whole chickens with their interior cavities hollowed out, ready for stuffing. Spread eagle, gaping wide. You can't get much more sexual than that.

Packages of ground beef. The soft-textured yet viscerally red flesh play-dough. I poked holes in the packaging and fingered the horrid mix. I stuck my whole hand in a bulk package of ground beef. And I found myself extremely aroused.

I started using my spare cash to buy near-expiration packages of meat. If no one else was going to love them, I would.

Just about any of the meat products could easily be fashioned into a surrogate vagina or orifice of choice. But my favorites were the ground meats. You could mold them into anything. The first time I fucked a mound of 80/20 ground chuck, I experienced near sensory overload. The obscenely crimson color of the meat, the soft, pliable texture, the sound it made as I gently fucked a hole into it. The wonderful sound of flesh suctioning around my dick. And I owned it. This flesh was mine to abuse and use as I saw fit.

The best part about fucking a mound of ground beef is you can blow a load right into it, mix it back with the rest of the package, and no one's the wiser. Tacos for dinner, hamburgers for lunch.

Alas, my sexual adventure ended when I got an infection. And I learned that most men aren't all that interested in fucking girls when they are menstruating. But my experiment wasn't for naught. I still get a little hard when I drive by a Burger King and smell the beef cooking.

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gotta love 40ape

I don't know what is more faggot. 408 being a faggot or handicapme whining like a faggot.

Here is my statement on the matter:

1) Mike, this is a matter of $50. At least jsearles can probably legitimately say that $500 is a lot of money for him, and that paying vegas1369 will have a big impact on his finances. This isn't an excuse, but at least I can understand why a guy who is relatively broke is avoiding a $500 debt that he has talked himself into believing he doesn't owe. But Mike, this is $50. Seriously. Anyone can come up with that, especially over this long period of time. WTF? Can you just get this overwith already? Everyone agrees you owe it.

2) I agree that Mike should not be making posts bragging about things that cost money (or expressing plans to do semi-expensive things in the future), while ignoring the $50 issue. That is rubbing everyone's nose in the $50 situation, even if it's not intentional. Please stop making such posts until you pay the $50.

3) Mike, if you want to make sure the $50 actually makes it to vegas1369, send it to me and I will forward it to him.

4) I am not banning or restricting Mike at this time, but will consider doing so if he continues making "lobster tail" threads or posts discussing plans for expensive fishing trips.

I agree Mike should ship da chips a.s.a.p. but I really hate this thread in part because of it's title.

Do you really think Mike paid for lobster out of his own pocket? Not a chance. Ma and Pa Senility "shelled" out for it. You don't make the big jump from cake mix to lobster in just a few months.

YOU WANT THE $50 DOLLA BACK!!!!!!!!

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