*** OFFICIAL RANDOM THOUGHTS THREAD ***

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

I didn't know there was such a crossbreed. That's a very intelligent combo. I think I'd rather have a plain golden though.

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real nice looking pup, i want to get another dog soon , dog with hair instead of fur, dogs shedding is no fun.


i agree with this poodles have be known to be the smartest of all dogs but not the friendliest so a little golden retriever (happy dog) in a poodle wold be a very good mix.
does it have hair or fur? and would be interested if it is a swimmer, poodles not so much i think

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I have a golden retreiver. Beautiful & friendly dog & would never trade it for the world.

I think the goldendoodle is bred to shed less & is easier to withstand if you have allergies. Very nice dogs.

Golden retrievers are top top in the dog world.

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Originally Posted by Spookygook

english springer spaniels are top top in the dog world.

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Originally Posted by JUSTIFIEDhomicide

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Originally Posted by Spookygook

english springer spaniels are top top in the dog world.

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My neighbors' two kids.
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I can certainly agree that English springer are awesome and top tier dogs.
But now a little dog thought.

Not revolutionary by any means but I find that type of dogs people own is totally representative of the kind of people they are irl. And peoples names are usually some hint of the person they are irl.
I have never ever met a person named derek that I have liked or wanted to befriend in any way.
I find that people that own Weimaraners are the worst fucking people on earth.
There are probably some exceptions but not in my sample size.


My buddy got a puli 6 months ago and this dog is pretty fucking awesome and not too common. Its the dog whose hair grows in dreadlocks. Awesome family dog, not aggressive and tons of energy.

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Originally Posted by Spookygook

I can certainly agree that English springer are awesome and top tier dogs.
But now a little dog thought.

Not revolutionary by any means but I find that type of dogs people own is totally representative of the kind of people they are irl. And peoples names are usually some hint of the person they are irl.
I have never ever met a person named derek that I have liked or wanted to befriend in any way.
I find that people that own Weimaraners are the worst fucking people on earth.
There are probably some exceptions but not in my sample size.


My buddy got a puli 6 months ago and this dog is pretty fucking awesome and not too common. Its the dog whose hair grows in dreadlocks. Awesome family dog, not aggressive and tons of energy.

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What do you think being a labrador retriever owner means? I've had like 5 of them. They're awesome.

I don't see how names are indication of much, but now that you mention it, I've never known Chads to be decent people.

Lab owners are very solid in my book and I love labs.
I have a buddy who is marrying a cunt. They just got a golden retriever puppy. Best dog ever in my eyes. At a 4th of July party this year the puppy is in the backyard with 4 other dogs. One dog gets cut on the mouth, bleeds like a motherfucker, gets blood on the cunts GR puppy and she freaks the fuck out.
Earlier that night she put out a dog bowl in a common area and would get pissed when other dogs would go to the bowl.
Golden retriever owners can suck too.
I also hate people that own boxers. I always forget about that til i see a boxer

The lovely and talented Mrs. Bagadonuts and I are celebrating our 18th anniversary tonight at Crystal Mountain resort.

Someone's gonna be walking bowlegged tomorrow.

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Yikes.

Just had a tornado warning issued for me.

Right when ALA/MICH is about to start.

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Originally Posted by tony bagadonuts

Someone's gonna be walking bowlegged tomorrow.

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Afterwards have her scissor a barrel then take a picture
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Originally Posted by tony bagadonuts

The lovely and talented Mrs. Bagadonuts and I are celebrating our 18th anniversary tonight at Crystal Mountain resort.

Someone's gonna be walking bowlegged tomorrow.

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Originally Posted by tony bagadonuts

The lovely and talented Mrs. Bagadonuts and I are celebrating our 18th anniversary tonight at Crystal Mountain resort.

Someone's gonna be walking bowlegged tomorrow.

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You're finally gonna let her strap on and fuck you in the ass? GL

Drank hard at a family gathering today. Had a semi-serious discussion with my aunt on her legally changing her name to Jemima. She gave it serious consideration, but I couldn't meet her price. It would be great to have an Aunt Jemima, but not at her number.

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Originally Posted by JUSTIFIEDhomicide

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Originally Posted by tony bagadonuts

The lovely and talented Mrs. Bagadonuts and I are celebrating our 18th anniversary tonight at Crystal Mountain resort.

Someone's gonna be walking bowlegged tomorrow.

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You're finally gonna let her strap on and fuck you in the ass? GL

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Can't say that's what I had in mind.

Seriously, mrs bags is sleeping the sleep of the recently monkey fucked and I'm watching the Huskies game.

Damn life is good.

95% of the time, I do not enjoy listening to music at all. What planet am I from? Music is something humans universally enjoy, and I'm known for writing songs. I don't understand it myself.

I really hate sitting around and just listening to music while not doing anything else. It's even worse when I'm around other people and I can't talk to them because there's loud music, especially in places like bars. When driving, I usually listen to talk radio. In the last few years, a great deal of the time I spent actively listening to music was when I was looking for parody material. Many of the choices were songs I'd never heard before. Earlier this year I briefly dated a girl that loved to blast shitty music in my house and it drove me insane. I even discovered that there are songs that could make me not want to fuck her, such as My Neck, My Back.

I don't hate music. There are many songs that I love. I just don't like passively listening to any for longer than 10 minutes. The main exception is when I'm doing something that bores me and I want to distract myself, like when I'm cleaning my house. Then I always throw on music. I used to spend a lot of time putting together playlists for online poker sessions. I also love listening to music for hours when I'm really drunk.

Sometimes I wonder if there are others like me.

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

95% of the time, I do not enjoy listening to music at all. What planet am I from? Music is something humans universally enjoy, and I'm known for writing songs. I don't understand it myself.

I really hate sitting around and just listening to music while not doing anything else. It's even worse when I'm around other people and I can't talk to them because there's loud music, especially in places like bars. When driving, I usually listen to talk radio. In the last few years, a great deal of the time I spent actively listening to music was when I was looking for parody material. Many of the choices were songs I'd never heard before. Earlier this year I briefly dated a girl that loved to blast shitty music in my house and it drove me insane. I even discovered that there are songs that could make me not want to fuck her, such as My Neck, My Back.

I don't hate music. There are many songs that I love. I just don't like passively listening to any for longer than 10 minutes. The main exception is when I'm doing something that bores me and I want to distract myself, like when I'm cleaning my house. Then I always throw on music. I used to spend a lot of time putting together playlists for online poker sessions. I also love listening to music for hours when I'm really drunk.

Sometimes I wonder if there are others like me.

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Of course. Who the fuck wants to be blasting music in a car when you're with your friends? thats as bad as burying your faces in your iphones imo. If you're in the car, chat it up. That's what life is about. interacting.

Listening to music while doing shit like cleaning the house is a common favorite for most because when you're doing shit you really want nothing to do with, but have to do it anyway, it helps keep a good morale and good rhythm. It's very common

People that just sit and listen to music and "doing nothing else" seems extremely rare. I don't know many people that just sit there and listen to music and bob their heads who aren't multitasking.

You're not alone my friend

re: listening to music...

I agree its boring and that includes not just recorded music but live music too...even that of a concert.....i need to dance or sing along to enjoy myself....btw, i found dancing to be the best way to get women, although it took time to get good enough at the dancing to score

but the same idea of being actively involved in something is always better than just watch...while i like spectators sports like major league baseball, college football, pro basketball I would pass up going to / watching a championship game to play in just low limit cash hold em game, a nl tourney, backgammon game, or hit the blackjack tables on Freemont Street.

I went tO my best friend from childhood younger bother's funeral today. Haven't seen my former bf since we were At a kid from high school's funeral who was murdered during freshman year of college.

Total faggot post but I really have a hard time with friends funerals. More so than Immediate family. I have been to ~ 20 funerals. Most family funerals, I have arOund 50 cousins on my fathers side alone.



I just really felt like a shitbag todAy. Very sad day. If I can make an effort to my former friend to keep in touch I hope it doesn't come Off as faggotish or pitty.

TIL that only faggots have feelings.

Anyone ever type a password wrong knowingly and just try it anyway? Like fuck it, I'm not backspacing, I'll wait for the error and try again. I do this all the time.

Has anyone ever lost a phone and a good samaritan returned it?

Has anyone ever been that good samaritan? If not did you sell it? Give it away?

Recently changed my free cell strategy and my game has really improved.

Really excited about the future.

I enjoy burnt popcorn

stale potato chips as well

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Originally Posted by gut

I only first noticed this last season that Dwyane Wade's first name has the "y" and "a" mixed up.

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You will notice this happens a lot with black people. The reason you ask? Because when they're born their dumb n-word mother doesn't know how to spell.

I just found out that someone I've known since 2000 deleted me from their Facebook because I complained a year ago about their incessant "checking in" updates.

They deleted me a year ago and I just noticed now.

When I tried to re-friend them and explained that my complaints were mostly in jest, they were still very offended and refused to re-friend me.

Facebook = serious biz

I was very impressed with Michelle Obama's speech........I'm also very shocked that I was very impressed with Michelle Obama's speech.

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Originally Posted by nightmarefish

I'm a racist douchebag

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Here is a random thought.

Suppose the Obama Justice Dept. doesn't get our FTP money back to us in time, Romney is elected, and the Romney Justice Dept. decides since they don't like gambling, to just hang onto our money?

Couldn't happen right?

Some of us do live in the land of the free.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

I just found out that someone I've known since 2000 deleted me from their Facebook because I complained a year ago about their incessant "checking in" updates.

They deleted me a year ago and I just noticed now.

When I tried to re-friend them and explained that my complaints were mostly in jest, they were still very offended and refused to re-friend me.

Facebook = serious biz

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fuck facebook

deleting the crap was one of the best decisions I ever made.

Deep thought, this must be a best seller in the greater-metropolitan areas...

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Originally Posted by nightmarefish

I'm a racist douchebag

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Calling out n-words for not being able to spell is racist? You really think D Wade's mom knew how to spell Dwayne but said, "fuck it, I'm changing this shit up"? Next thing you'll tell me is that I can't talk about their swimming ability.

Forget swimming, how about crossing the street in an orderly fashion.

fuck crossing the street in orderly fashion, how about NOT living up to EVERY stereotype and then screaming racism when called out for acting like monkeys in flashy ghetto clothing.

I had a conversation with a guy in a bar recently whose legal first name, since birth, is Skywalker. However, he was born in 1976, before the movies ever came out. Turns out his mother is Native American, and that's where the name comes from. His parents must have been pissed when Star Wars came out, and he must have hated high school.

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Calling out n-words for not being able to spell is racist? You really think D Wade's mom knew how to spell Dwayne but said, "fuck it, I'm changing this shit up"? Next thing you'll tell me is that I can't talk about their swimming ability.

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I didn't think thar Me Shell Obama could talk but she did talk good even though I thought she wouldnt talk good cause she black. Let me talk bout what I wanna talk swimming ability.

STFU you dumb racist pos

I don't understand why everyone coddles fat people. I just saw a thread on another site where someone compared Gina Rinehart (Australian mining villain) to a hideous blob, and everyone got all butthurt. Mostly the fat people, I would imagine. It's not like making fun of someone for being handicapped or something out of their control. If you feel sad that fat people get made fun of, because you're fat, then you can stop being fat. If you don't want to stop being fat, then it might be a good idea to grow some thicker skin.

I heard a story once where an obese woman poked fun at her coworker for being too skinny. He replied "well you're too fat, so I guess we're even!", in a light-hearted tone. Everyone reacted horrified as if he had just blurted a racial slur. Nice double standard. I'm very skinny, and I don't care enough to work out and put on muscle. It's a conscious decision I've made. People remark about it all the time, and that's fine because they're right. We all have flaws. Let's not live in denial and expect everyone to pretend that they don't exist. Let's be accountable for our decisions.

I used to smoke cigarettes, and people would sometimes frown upon that. As children, we're warned against the dangers of smoking. There is a stigma attached to it. And that's perfectly fine. It seems odd to me that these same things don't apply to obesity and overeating. Instead of warning people that their mortality rate is going to double, we tell them that they're special snowflakes that are just fine the way they are. We encourage women to throw around euphemisms like "curvy" and BBW. We have fat people proud of being fat and dying of heart disease.

Of course, if you say any of that to fat people you're some kind of bigoted monster.

Years ago, when I lived in Memphis, I lived close to a very black area. One morning as I was stopped at an intersection, 3 black women passed in front of me with about 15 kids, maybe 3-5 years of age. I noticed behind them another kid, not much more than a toddler, had turned and was walking down another sidewalk. I hollered at the women "Hey you forgot one" and pointed at the other kid. The women looked at each other, all nodded their heads and one said back to me "He's not one of ours" and they kept going on their way, not bothering about the other kid. I wasn't sure what to do, and really didn't want to get involved and decided if they don't care why the hell should I.

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

I don't understand why everyone coddles fat people. I just saw a thread on another site where someone compared Gina Rinehart (Australian mining villain) to a hideous blob, and everyone got all butthurt. Mostly the fat people, I would imagine. It's not like making fun of someone for being handicapped or something out of their control. If you feel sad that fat people get made fun of, because you're fat, then you can stop being fat. If you don't want to stop being fat, then it might be a good idea to grow some thicker skin.

I heard a story once where an obese woman poked fun at her coworker for being too skinny. He replied "well you're too fat, so I guess we're even!", in a light-hearted tone. Everyone reacted horrified as if he had just blurted a racial slur. Nice double standard. I'm very skinny, and I don't care enough to work out and put on muscle. It's a conscious decision I've made. People remark about it all the time, and that's fine because they're right. We all have flaws. Let's not live in denial and expect everyone to pretend that they don't exist. Let's be accountable for our decisions.

I used to smoke cigarettes, and people would sometimes frown upon that. As children, we're warned against the dangers of smoking. There is a stigma attached to it. And that's perfectly fine. It seems odd to me that these same things don't apply to obesity and overeating. Instead of warning people that their mortality rate is going to double, we tell them that they're special snowflakes that are just fine the way they are. We encourage women to throw around euphemisms like "curvy" and BBW. We have fat people proud of being fat and dying of heart disease.

Of course, if you say any of that to fat people you're some kind of bigoted monster.

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Some people are fat more from genetics than dietary habits or laziness.

While it is true that most could be thin if they were to put out enough effort, some people are at such a genetic disadvantage when it comes to weight that it would require an extreme undertaking to be thin. That is, they eat the same way as you do, but you're skinny and they're really fat.

I agree that these "fat rights" groups are stupid, though. I actually have someone on my Facebook who constantly pushes a "fat is better" agenda.

I think it's fine to say, "I know I'm fat, but I don't care, and it's my body so leave me the fuck alone", but it 's pretty LOL when fat people actually convince themselves that they're better that way.

I feel qualified to speak on this, because I would prefer to be about 40 pounds lighter than I currently am, and I don't delude myself into thinking that this extra weight is an improvement.

Most all criminals are skinny. Not many fat people in jail or prison. But they are full of skinny people. So if there is someone skinny around watch your money.

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Originally Posted by nightmarefish

Calling out n-words for not being able to spell is racist? You really think D Wade's mom knew how to spell Dwayne but said, "fuck it, I'm changing this shit up"? Next thing you'll tell me is that I can't talk about their swimming ability.

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I didn't think thar Me Shell Obama could talk but she did talk good even though I thought she wouldnt talk good cause she black. Let me talk bout what I wanna talk swimming ability.

STFU you dumb racist pos

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Standing up for black people, you're doing god's work. My read on you is you are one of those people that like to act like you stand up for black people. However if you see one walking towards you then you are the first one to grip your wallet a little tighter and cross the street to avoid them. Either that or you're a dumb n-word yourself but I don't put you on that.