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Money goes in on the flip, you are actually behindQuote:
Originally Posted by mulva
i've had 1 min cash in my last 20 some odd mtt's my graph is starting to go down like the K2 on this bad run
i still can't belive for the life of me the way they sabotoge pp like they do at global. instant aggravation
there's nothing i can do except to quit or keep taking it in the ass..whats really alarming is that i don;t play that many games per day there.
:tightlife
thanks for the time for this pearl of wisdom. you must be a math expert.Quote:
Originally Posted by jsearles22Money goes in on the flip, you are actually behindQuote:
Originally Posted by mulvai've had 1 min cash in my last 20 some odd mtt's my graph is starting to go down like the K2 on this bad run
i still can't belive for the life of me the way they sabotoge pp like they do at global. instant aggravation
there's nothing i can do except to quit or keep taking it in the ass..whats really alarming is that i don;t play that many games per day there.
:tightlife
The calculations show that the probability of winning here with JT of clubs is 52.63% against AA with a club. You need to learn about the Duggan's Edge, because it's actually a rather novel concept that 99.9% of players do not fully materialize.Quote:
Originally Posted by mulvathanks for the time for this pearl of wisdom. you must be a math expert.Quote:
Originally Posted by jsearles22
dude,....cmon...really,..both u and searly.........u think i really posted this hand as a super bad ass beat i took. no,...i posted it to show how you can continue to run bad and how the bias against pp exists at global pokerQuote:
Originally Posted by SolThe calculations show that the probability of winning here with JT of clubs is 52.63% against AA with a club. You need to learn about the Duggan's Edge, because it's actually a rather novel concept that 99.9% of players do not fully materialize.Quote:
Originally Posted by mulva
just when you think you're gonna get a nice payday at the final table they tighten the screws once again.
another miracle runner runner....from the holyland of shit run outs
yes....let's play 2 like willie mays says.
.............awesome
Hockey Guy: That last gif is awesome rep.
dude never saw it coming. unlike global poker where you see all your knightmares come true and you can't to a damn thing to escape thor's hammer
nobody can save the hamburger lady. she's lying there burnt from the waste up.
anatomy on going busto in 2 hands early
bumped it to 140 preflop..still got call..shove frop..obv roll over J7
yupp...still a bias vs all pp here. no doubt about it.
obv 3 bet all in preflop.....
every fucking game......and it's gone...close to the bubble.......... and shout out to the ball sniffing haters it was all in on the frop.
i don;t even play that much. i have enough of these to make an lol video now.
you're telling me this place doesn't have a bias vs pp?. no way in hell theres isn't some custom script enacted at certain times on the turn/river.
i didn;t play this Q4s hand but look what they would have done if i did
frikken bait shop
i can't frikken win. it's pretty hard to believe this can happen game after game after game. there's no way this shit is on the level.
one game today. about to got to the final table...nah....they need to stick it in me more.
place has a brutal sys patterm when it comes to pocket pairs. .... impossible to make money min chashing when they do this consistently
these post flop run outs are sinister here. anything but variance.
I don't want to be that guy but if you are convinced its not on the level then why play?
I quit Full Tilt back in the day because I ran into more sets with an overpair AIPF than i thought was possible.
i play becuse i usually recover from this and the graph keeps going up. but i'm really questioning things. the time/entertain value / profit is waning. and when i hear "variance" i lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Daly
and becuse of this..lol..when i say i complain becuse i don;t win enough..i mean it
this profit is mainly from grinding <$10 mtt's
i think if you opened up every table or half of them and collected a screenshot of every suckout in in one tourney, either a 5 dollar rebuy or a 3 dollar 1 and 1 you would be astounded at what you see.
what i post is from a small amount of games that i play. i don;t rarely post the small pp that never win vs 2 overs or the typical QQ vs AK or those type...these aren't exceptions they're the norm. it's pretty evident to me what i see.
i still can't explain why they treat pp like they do. nor do i see what they do as variance. this isn't some open box 52 card software package. this is fully customizable that is only limited by your knowlege of code.
the turn and river are fucking sinister here. if they don;t run down the hand ahead they throw up cards to make it look like they did.
i' also noticing more subtle changes at global. they seem to be eliminating blind levels as well...more people, faster games, questionable software = harder to win..place is turning to shit
as i was writing this my last game was down to 2 tables. and 16 people. here was my exit. obv he call all in after he limp in, i may just have to walk away from this place. they will not let me bink one and it's sketchy as hell.
look what they just did to me 4 handed on final table.
i really thought i was going to win this tourney.....nope...
when you get a pp at global poker they pull out the stops and play every trick in the book vs them......rotten to core computing
yeah,...variance...that's wut it is. my bad.
Just don't play pocket pairs then, you must have done really well sucking out and flipping with other hands so stick to those. As for me I will be playing all of my pocket pairs 4 handed, even despite your warnings that it's rigged.Quote:
Originally Posted by mulvalook what they just did to me 4 handed on final table.
i really thought i was going to win this tourney.....nope...
when you get a pp at global poker they pull out the stops and play every trick in the book vs them......rotten to core computing
yeah,...variance...that's wut it is. my bad.
Mulva : This is for you : My last hand ever played at Global Poker recreated . After playing almost exactly 1000 tourneys on Global and ending up $17.00 in the negative I decided I just couldn't play there anymore after this beat. Most of the beats you list are standard for Global . Even after I had A-A all In against K-K and Q-J suited and a flop of A-K-10 Hearts . LOL> You got it Q-J of hearts flops the royal .
Anyways here was the final straw
On a flop of K-9-4
I am holding 4-9
I lead out for and get raised . I decide to ship it middle stage of multi table tourney and Opponent calls off whole stack with 4-5
Turn 5
River 5
I immediately self ban myself for life from Global Poker
Done
tough place . chit never ends. don;t blame anyone that leaves.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gookieheimowitz
1st tourney today...didn;t have to wait long for my dose of aggravation
looks at these...practically one after another
this guy below just decides to call 4.5bb preflop raise.
globalpoker
same tourney after i rebuy.
last three hands posted were from the same tourney and not even out of the 50/100 blind level
and the end happened so quickly i even get to edit the hand in here. it's not that this is that bad or i was way ahead, i was behind,....but it's just that i lost with it in addition the the 3 other ones to put me out of my misery. all in 1 tourney... mind you i was in the blinds here and led out on flop. but hatahs gunna hate regardless so you really dont even need to know that
maybe i play 5 more and only hope it happens in 4 of them...lol
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Originally Posted by mulvasame tourney after i rebuy.
last three hands posted were from the same tourney and not even out of the 50/100 blind level
and the end happened so quickly i even get to edit the hand in here. it's not that this is that bad or i was way ahead, i was behind,....but it's just that i lost with it in addition the the 3 other ones to put me out of my misery. all in 1 tourney... mind you i was in the blinds here and led out on flop. but hatahs gunna hate regardless so you really dont even need to know that
maybe i play 5 more and only hope it happens in 4 of them...lol
Tough Ones but here is the thing . I played for 8 weeks there as I said 1000 tournaments between sits and multi . In the end either I am an average player (which is quite possible) or Extremely unlucky or there is more sinister things happening here . Like it truly is a random sweepstakes drawing before each hand or there is something written in the code to keep players along the same win ratios keeping the majority of horrible players winning.
I have no clue really what it is but what I do know is that I self banned myself and can never play there again . I actually do not even think about it much anymore . Beat after beat after beat . Variance can be brutal but this goes way above that . I decided I would just sit it out and wait for better options. As much as I loved online poker and all. Its over and its never coming back .
that's the only thing you can do. walk away. if you complain you're a losing player and rigtard. sadly,..you can;t trust anyone. even if you win. and you can't put owners of the site above doing anything for profit.Quote:
Originally Posted by GookieheimowitzQuote:
Originally Posted by mulvasame tourney after i rebuy.
last three hands posted were from the same tourney and not even out of the 50/100 blind level
and the end happened so quickly i even get to edit the hand in here. it's not that this is that bad or i was way ahead, i was behind,....but it's just that i lost with it in addition the the 3 other ones to put me out of my misery. all in 1 tourney... mind you i was in the blinds here and led out on flop. but hatahs gunna hate regardless so you really dont even need to know that
maybe i play 5 more and only hope it happens in 4 of them...lol
Tough Ones but here is the thing . I played for 8 weeks there as I said 1000 tournaments between sits and multi . In the end either I am an average player (which is quite possible) or Extremely unlucky or there is more sinister things happening here . Like it truly is a random sweepstakes drawing before each hand or there is something written in the code to keep players along the same win ratios keeping the majority of horrible players winning.
I have no clue really what it is but what I do know is that I self banned myself and can never play there again . I actually do not even think about it much anymore . Beat after beat after beat . Variance can be brutal but this goes way above that . I decided I would just sit it out and wait for better options. As much as I loved online poker and all. Its over and its never coming back .
if you can program slot machine A to pay more than slot machine B you can do similar to a 52 card algorithm before and after frop and still be legit. that is how you define legit
lets just end it on the bubble with this hand.
why wouldn't he call w/ A7.
what a great place global poker is. such a real life poker experience everytime you play. bring the kids, they eat for free
look at this jackass: gilby3
first game today. at the final table. will they allow my weak ace to get home short stacked.
hell no. if the chip leader didn't hit his 2nd pair..they would have gven him the run runr flush.
holla to gookie rabinowitz
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Originally Posted by mulvafirst game today. at the final table. will they allow my weak ace to get home short stacked.
hell no. if the chip leader didn't hit his 2nd pair..they would have gven him the run runr flush.
holla to gookie rabinowitz
Ahh the PFA rigtards might be the funniest on the net luls ... hint you are just fucking bad at pokerQuote:
Originally Posted by mulvathat's the only thing you can do. walk away. if you complain you're a losing player and rigtard. sadly,..you can;t trust anyone. even if you win. and you can't put owners of the site above doing anything for profit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gookieheimowitz
if you can program slot machine A to pay more than slot machine B you can do similar to a 52 card algorithm before and after frop and still be legit. that is how you define legit
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Originally Posted by sah_24Ahh the PFA rigtards might be the funniest on the net luls ... hint you are just fucking bad at pokerQuote:
Originally Posted by mulva
Yep you guessed it. I am horrible at poker. Not like I have been making a living since 2006 at it . So true. I suck. Not like I sat in 10k H/U matches or peaked at 75-150 online. Not like any of that happened . I just suck at poker.
I just saw you play in the freeroll, you haven't made money at poker ever buddy luls
yo..sah hey..how did u make out in the satty. i didn't see the result?
Plz post moar rigs Mulva ... old people and the internets don't mix
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Originally Posted by sah_24
Correct again. Your the most observant human alive . Saw me play FREEROLL for fun on a closed poker forum site. My goodness are you a psychic ?
LULZZZZZSSSSS
Sure buddy ... plz go hangout with Mulva in the rigtard thread some more. You won so much that you can't win on the softest site in years ... <3 fucking goldQuote:
Originally Posted by GookieheimowitzQuote:
Originally Posted by sah_24
Correct again. Your the most observant human alive . Saw me play FREEROLL for fun on a closed poker forum site. My goodness are you a psychic ?
LULZZZZZSSSSS
i've started backing out of many tourney's that i use to play.
now, the only one i can recommend and really only look to play anymore is the $3.oo 1R1A tourney for $500..
i use to do well in the $10.oo 1R1A for $1500 . (this tourney use to get 85 people in nov/dec) but they have since replaced it for $2k and they get over 200 peeps in this now...no thanx,...do not want anymore.
this $3 tourney is by far the softest and best tourney global offers. and it's not unlimited rebuys so there's only limited shenay nay's.
obv there are a lot weak players everywhere, but this tourney gets more of them than they do good players. because of this this tourney plays differently most people aren't waiting for hands and you get paid off and can stack easily when you do get them.
AQ/AJ are the nutz in the first couple of levels and it's an automatic autoshove when you get them. 2.5/3xbb raise is nonsense early on and will fuck you hard if you do it.
the avg field is around 125/250 players.
are we going to get to see a good hand at some point?
mulva's name is becoming synonymous with bad beat
i will tell you the last tourney i won was almost 2 months and 100 games ago i should have finished 2nd. does that count as me sucking out. moving up 1 pay spot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker
i have no glory snapshots.
as for goot hands. the only time i don't get it in good is usually by design.
i'm working hard to get though this. but the light at the end of the tunnel seems to always be beyond my grasp.
the more and more i play this place has a big slot machine feel to it.
my latest bad run doesn't really reflect in my graph, but it's been more painful than the other ones i've had here..when you play thise chit 3 dolla buy ins it's hard to lose a bloatload of $$$ even if you put in the full $9 bucks
sharkscope isn't accurate. it seems to have you losing more than you did and it doesn't always capture every tourney. and there are several months missing from when i started and when they started tracking. i literally have 2.5k profit and this shows 1/4 of that..lol
the one big spike is when i finished 3-510 ($510.oo) in the daily $4k $5.oo rebuy..which is now $5k and gets 800 players...lol..i don;t even play in it anymore.
look at all those pointy pencil min cashes.
Focus on max value when u have what u think is the best hand and u will make so much from people who can't fold - bad beats wont even matter anymore good players will get tricky and beat u sometimes but I don't get involved w nits I'm hunting Facebook meat heads w huge egos that over estimate their opponents bluffing frequency
I'm not sure if that post I just made sounds like I'm rambling but what I'm trying to say is yes the site is like a slot machine and you have to use that to your advantage because when you're hitting that slot machine and it's hot punish everyone maximum value because they cannot fold and when you're not running good don't play there I noticed that if I'm running good I'll run good for several days and then I will be drawing dead for several days I just usually buying one or two times and when I go broke from some stupid s*** I know right away alright I'm going to take a break for a day or two and when I come back on and I'm getting f******I'm not sure if that post I just made sounds like I'm rambling but what time trying to say is yes to sign is like a slot machine and you have to use that to your Vonage because when you or hitting that slot machine and it's hot punish everyone maximum value because they cannot hold and when you're not running good don't play there I noticed that if I'm running good all run good for several days and then I will be drawing dad for several days I I just usually Buy in 1 or two times and when I go broke from some stupid s*** I know right away all right I'm going to take a break for a day or two and when I come back on and I'm getting f****** tops that of aces I make them pay but I have to nuts and you should do because that's the only way to make money on that site take advantage of this slot machine
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Originally Posted by sah_24Sure buddy ... plz go hangout with Mulva in the rigtard thread some more. You won so much that you can't win on the softest site in years ... <3 fucking goldQuote:
Originally Posted by Gookieheimowitz
Correct again. Your the most observant human alive . Saw me play FREEROLL for fun on a closed poker forum site. My goodness are you a psychic ?
LULZZZZZSSSSS
Softest site in years LMAO!
Good Job Pooping
and further proof you are a huge fish luls ... epic goldQuote:
Originally Posted by GookieheimowitzQuote:
Originally Posted by sah_24
Softest site in years LMAO!
Good Job Pooping