ok enough poker, now lets talk AC boardwalk fuck stories.
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ok enough poker, now lets talk AC boardwalk fuck stories.
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Originally Posted by OSA
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But why? Your +EV here at this point. You're basically betting on getting a better hand within 2 orbits... I'm not going to do the math but I'd be willing to guess the proper play is shove or bet/call shove.Quote:
Originally Posted by OSAOkay. I get it. It was a bad play. However, there is something to be said about risking your tournament life with AJ off. I didnt want to face hands like 10K KQ any pairs and risk it all pre with that. Based on the table I thought I would find a better spotQuote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
There is nothing to be said, it doesn't make sense from a math or just general poker standpoint.
I don't knock you on the 2/3 cuz that is tough... I like to think I would be able to get away on the river but don't think I'm good enough.
Lol some really stupid low-level discussion in this thread, including from todd - but basically the optimal shove range with 13 bbs from the hijack against latter positions which OP classified as "nits" is something like any pair, any ace, K2s+/K5o+, Q6s/Q7o+, J7s/J8o+, T7s/T8o+, and a lot of suited connectors/gappers down to something like 75s. I won't really go into the math behind why we should be shoving like 50% of our range, but basically the argument goes something like we stand to increase our stack by ~20% from the guys folding, which happens most of the time vs nits. Obviously this range will need to be adjusted if there's shortstacks or loose callers to act behind you or if we're near the bubble/pay jump. You should never be raise/folding here under any circumstance, and raise/calling should be done with just top 3-4% or so of your range. Shortstack game is always very straightforward based on shoving with top x% of your range based on your perceptions that the opponent calling range will be y%, and I guess gol can come back with some jokes about why Asians have such high IQ's - but it does amaze me how Golin and Todd can't really do math based on their ethnicity as the world's leading physicists and mathematicians are definitely Jewish.
Because are generally risk averse and will take guarenteed (folding still leaves me with chips) over trying to win a most likely 65/35
I don't mind the play with 23, but this is no good. There are so many combos that you beat/flip with that this is a call all day.Quote:
Originally Posted by OSA
Mind blowing that this thread turned into coaching. This site will never cease to amaze me. You guys really know how to fuck up a thread.
Nine pages, and throat fucking has yet to be mentioned.
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lolomon thinks he's so high level.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sol
This isn't just a math problem. I agree you should never raise/fold, but if raise/call is more likely to induce a shove from a worse hand, there is an advantage to raising instead of shoving. The shove is actually more correct with some of the weaker hands you mentioned, because in those cases, you really don't want a call.
Any ace or jack will stack off against you if you flop either of those. There is also a fair chance you can take it on the flop if you miss against 1 opponent and the board comes dry.
I would rather raise/call with AJo and take my chances on getting outflopped if the blind just flat, than shoving and either collecting the blinds (which i would pay again 5 hands later) or getting called and being never ahead.
As I said, I can understand shoving the AJ -- I'm not saying it's wrong -- but to classify raise/call as not an option is incorrect.
If we are talking 10 BB instead of 13 BB, then yes, I am shoving AJ every time there.
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Sol: let's just shut the fuck up if you didn't buy a piece
LMFAO if you bought a piece and are sitting her sweating your return. Pretty sure anyone else that bought pieces besides you did it for the entertainment value, not to sit here reading this x's and o's dribble. There is literally nothing about OSAs personality that should lead you to believe he is going to apply your gay coaching to his poker game anyway.
Ok maybe he would if you have actual gay coaching.
Not bad guys; 9 pages before a bipolar weirdo made the thread about him. Take a victory lap, PFA.
Site so full of bipolar weirdos thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
Sonatine is so fat that he intentionally loses just to avoid the victory lap.
so is the bipolar weirdo lolomon, sheeboon or todger ?
Tomorrow at 11am starts my 2nd tourney. Going to sleep no later than midnight so I can get 8 hrs and do a quick workout before the tourney.
I have been pretty diligent about my diet which I feel is super important in deep stack tournies. Im 90% sure the Latino cashier at the food court tried to make a pass after I "accidentally" left a Grindr chat open, face up at the register. He seems no older than 20 and has these big lips that would feel great around my cock. I went today to see if he was working but it was this huge fat Spanish bitch today.
i love how sheboon immediately knew he was the bipolar weirdo.
he is def a weird guy
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Originally Posted by sonatine
I was sticking up for Druff thank you very much! You've never called me that before. You always call others that. Pure insanity that you were actually talking to me. Whenever you present yourself as this pillar of mental health holding up the community, speaking of everyone's conditions but your own, you are going to hear from me.
Me being nice to you tomorrow does not make me bipolar, Fats. It just means that I don't give enough of a fuck about your opinion of me to care longer than 10 minutes. (maybe other things make me bipolar but I've never even thought about it honestly)
Tourney #2 has started. 25k starting chips with an additional 5k starting stack for $5 dollar addon. I tried to bargain by countering for $2.50 but she denied.
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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
youve thought about it every time i called you bipolar for a decade.
youre a total and obvious emotional mess and the negative attention you farm here from shitposting is as close to intimacy as you get for less than the cost of a happy ending.
so you go ahead and post more about how shocked and appalled you are over this and that but we both know this forum is the only relationship in your life and in those horrid, lonely hours you spend staring at the ceiling, even you admit to yourself why.
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Originally Posted by sonatineQuote:
Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
youve thought about it every time i called you bipolar for a decade.
youre a total and obvious emotional mess and the negative attention you farm here from shitposting is as close to intimacy as you get for less than the cost of a happy ending.
so you go ahead and post more about how shocked and appalled you are over this and that but we both know this forum is the only relationship in your life and in those horrid, lonely hours you spend staring at the ceiling, even you admit to yourself why.
1. You've never called me bipolar. I've seen you say that to loads of other people but never me. I was always schizo. If that is the same thing as bipolar fine. But you've never used bipolar for me.
2. I hate negative attention. I like positive attention. You are the dark cloud infecting every thread you post in. When you act nice towards people it's even more awkward. Literally everyone can tell that is fake.
3. I'm almost never shocked or appalled... once again your thing.
4. You love to hope and wish suicide on people, but I've wondered for years how it can be that you aren't suicidal. I don't hound you about it because psychopathy is a mental illness just like the rest, and you probably can't help being the way you are. Hell, maybe you can't even tell.
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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's ClitQuote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
1. You've never called me bipolar. I've seen you say that to loads of other people but never me. I was always schizo. If that is the same thing as bipolar fine. But you've never used bipolar for me.
2. I hate negative attention. I like positive attention. You are the dark cloud infecting every thread you post in. When you act nice towards people it's even more awkward. Literally everyone can tell that is fake.
3. I'm almost never shocked or appalled... once again your thing.
4. You love to hope and wish suicide on people, but I've wondered for years how it can be that you aren't suicidal. I don't hound you about it because psychopathy is a mental illness just like the rest, and you probably can't help being the way you are. Hell, maybe you can't even tell.
simmer down mentally ill nerd.
Ugh, so many regs at my table. Everyone is talking about how deep they ran last week/month/tourney etc
Phew. So happy I didn't invest in you. Was debating between investing in you, or Shaun Deeb, I think you are a slightly better player, but after hearing how tough your table is, I'm glad I invested in Deeb.Quote:
Originally Posted by OSA
no way, regs in a poker tournament, outrageousQuote:
Originally Posted by OSA
Could anybody book me for reverse markup on 1step? 0.8 sounds right, but I trust almost nobody here
in before OSA offers to cover makeup with term papers.
Im sure they are happy at least one fish is at that tableQuote:
Originally Posted by OSA
2nd break. At around 40k.
Can't wait for OSA to take this down then a story about him taking down a cock sandwich to celebrate in your faces
Blinds are 300/600 with 75 ante. 2 limpers, I make it 2k with AK off. 2 callers. Flop J 10 4 rainbow. I bet pot like 8k and guy goes all in for 750 more. I call and he flips J8 and turn is a Q river is a blank.
Im up to a little under 50k
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Originally Posted by simpdog
Or, he throat fucks seat six at break, and then takes it down.
you literally might be the worst player on this site, and that's saying somethingQuote:
Originally Posted by OSA
lol "table full of regs"
Obv, Im not talking about the jerkoff who calls with J8offQuote:
Originally Posted by WillieMcFMLyou literally might be the worst player on this site, and that's saying somethingQuote:
Originally Posted by OSA
lol "table full of regs"
Seat 6 is an Asian man in his 40s or something not likely.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_LurkerQuote:
Originally Posted by simpdog
Or, he throat fucks seat six at break, and then takes it down.
Ok so my new strategy is to verbally flirt and make obscene gestures to guys who feel the need to stare at me during a hand.
Down to 35200. Have been running card dead these past 4 levels or so. Blinds are 800/1600, so I have some time before I need to face fuck someones mouth
weird so sexually harassing your table of reg opponents isnt working out?
Can you bipolar weirdos please contain yourselves?