I agree Larry is PFA!
It used to be Tyde, ironically sometimes the Tyde is in and sometimes the Tyde is OUT.
I agree Larry is PFA!
It used to be Tyde, ironically sometimes the Tyde is in and sometimes the Tyde is OUT.
Thread is a train reck
An abortion actually
Hope you're feeling better , Larry. Maybe next time you're in that state, try to get out of your head and engage more with the outside world and what you're doing.
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Originally Posted by michael
Hey Mumbles
Go fuck yourself pal. I hate to explain the joke, but if you refer to your buddy Larry's thread title, my post makes sense and might also make you laugh assuming you have a sense of humor.
Also I suggest you go to 2+2 where Mason just misspelled separate. GET HIM
This reminds me of the my cousin and childhood friend when i talked to him after he moved to Pontiac Mich. Everything was great, we rode bikes all over and did what kids do. Then he moved to Michigan, they were there about a month and he called and he sounded all depressed, I was like wtf. He said they lived near the Pontiac Silverdome. I was like that's awesome and he told me it sucked because he couldn't go outside because of black people. I couldn't believe he said that, he went thru alot of shit living there and most phone calls in the future had a similar tone. My other cousin lives in Chicago and last I heard she's home schooling her kids because it's fucking crazy there.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
You may think I'm a jew hater or racist but i'm not i'm a man of facts and science. I'm actually lobbying the Jews because they run shit.
It'll be a cold day in hell when I start a thread with thoughts of giving up. I wonder if that'd be the case if i lived in an rough city or if there's something else to blame entirely. hmmm.
Anyhow hang in there, you'll see I'm righteous and hate no one.
Don't be scared to press play, you don't have to agree with his entire body of work , I sure as hell don't but he had a unique wisdom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI07LkGOu9c
Flame away, compare me to Hitler, whatever makes you feel better. I'll give you a pass, peace.
WTF is this advice? Don't you think he has tried that before? He is a fucking psychopath and you are telling him to get some fresh air? Stop acting like some johnny come lately angel. You had your weird ass issues on NWP where you posted like 4000 times in a month which was hugely creepy at the time. Fucking A, stop giving life advice.Quote:
Originally Posted by michael
You want to talk about the games at the dog track you go to, or the nachos they serve, or the skanks you hang with, I am all for that. But come on, no life advice or how to help a mentally challenged *superstar* how to get well. Jesus, you once chronicled how you walked 8 miles in one direction to the DOG TRACK poker room, lost $500 on one hand and walked back 8 miles. That is a great story but fucking terribly bizarre; no life advice for Larry.
Can we get a belated trip report ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken HordellQuote:
Originally Posted by michael
You want to talk about the games at the dog track you go to, or the nachos they serve, or the skanks you hang with, I am all for that. But come on, no life advice or how to help a mentally challenged *superstar* how to get well. Jesus, you once chronicled how you walked 8 miles in one direction to the DOG TRACK poker room, lost $500 on one hand and walked back 8 miles. That is a great story but fucking terribly bizarre; no life advice for Larry.
I don't remember all the details, but he walked each way over 8 miles in one afternoon in 100 degree temps and I believe chased by some gang members. Its been a long time, but the walk of near death happened.Quote:
Originally Posted by TellafriendCan we get a belated trip report ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken Hordell
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Originally Posted by Tellafriend
Michael forgive me if I dont do justice or fuck up some of the details...
Michael had a substantial roll, I think someone at DonkDown staked him in exchange for epic TR shenans? Regardless he had like a very solid full buyin so he decided to head to the casino, which required an incredibly long bus trip that only went half way, and then he had to walk several more hours literally on the side of a freeway with no sidewalk, it was just pure insanity and hot and awful but he was going to make this trip happen because hes a fucking ultragod. Like I seem to recall him having to climb over a guard rail on a bridge over one of those swampy canals and shuffle his way across, it was genuine American Ninja caliber madness.
Finally, he shows up at the casino. It's air conditioned. He drinks some water. He starts to feel human and is ready for war when he gets seated.
Game is like 1-3 spread limit (Florida yall), and he hasnt even finished unracking his $400 when action gets around to him in LP and he looks down at KK with like 5 limpers in front of him so he pops it up to 30 or so, folded around to small blind who bumps it up to like 100, everyone folds, Michael 3 bets the spread limit max of 200 and SB just shrugs and rebets, putting Michael all in, which in Florida usually means he has any pair or suited face cards. Michael instacalls, gets shown AA, does not get lucky, and less than 5 minutes after walking into the casino with $400, walks out so broke that even after walking for hours along the freeway, he cant afford to get on the bus home and has to walk another few hours in the middle of rural Florida hell at night.
We got a hell of a trip report out of it tho.
What happened to her eyebrows?
michael: I love this story, and don't care if it's bizarre, and it kinda sucked at the time but it was kinda awesome too
Literally like, Mike Sexton has his Stu Unger degenning at his first game of golf story, and we have this.
To my tastes, its one of the best poker stories of that decade and its really not close.
:noose
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poor Lewfather
didn't take his medication today I see.
but I guess that's all we can expect from this mongoloid from michigan
later y'all.
it has been fun.
enjoy
Damn, finally beat down.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
Godspeed young Laffer.
he flew to close to trafficQuote:
Originally Posted by Avon BarksdaleDamn, finally beat down.Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
Godspeed young Laffer.
funny you mention this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baron Von Struckerhe flew to close to trafficQuote:
Originally Posted by Avon Barksdale
first of all, im drunk. and depressed. wrolds ending anyway.
yesterday an old lady decided she wanted to point out that i was sitting in the cross walk and not the bike lane next to me. she had no idea the rules of the road, or protocol. all she saw was me. and you know what? she wasn't even in the fucking crosswalk.
it took all my energy to not scream this ladies head off. i wanted to. but i held back.
i wish I didn't.
I wish i had just dropped my bike, and screamed this ladies face off. i wish i could've body slammed this wretched cunt.
I told the kid who got me in all that trouble, that I hope he gets crippled by a bus. he rides like a fucking jack ass anyway so it could and should happen.
I told him that if he were to die tomorrow, i'd send his fucking parents a birthday card every year for him. I told him that i'd laugh in his parents face.
i'm a sick fucking individual sometimes. There's a line, and i'm crossing it.
he crossed one too, by the way.
Now we mention too close to traffic? Today I did fly too close to traffic. On Lower wacker, earlier today, i came so close to being hit by a car going 45 miles an hour. I could feel the fucking woosh of the car as it sped past me. it probably missed by inches.
inches.
a few more inches to the right, and I'm dead. you all get your joke back to you in spades.
When I got to where I was going (I had to go from Michian and Ohio to Wacker and Van Buren, so naturally I took lower wacker from the east-west portion to the north-south portion) I just stood and looked at my bike.
I thought to myself 'fuck that was a close one. Why do I ride down there?'
then I smiled to myself
as I thought
'because I don't give a fuck if I live or die anymore. it's that simple'
I could stop at every red light. I could ride the sidewalks. I could do everything and anything I can to stay safe when I am out there.
but I don't.
because. whats. the. fun. in. that.
uh, the fun is that you get to continue breathing
thats fun for you?
yeah dude it's pretty swell
:laterfag
Can I ask why you are entertaining this little shit? Clearly, he's drunk and trying to level you. Why are you taking the bait so easily?Quote:
Originally Posted by SrslySirius
Hey Larry. this is for you. You think you failed? Then do what the japs do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku
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ritual suicide by disembowelment. It was originally reserved for samurai.[2] A samurai practice, seppuku was used either voluntarily by samurai to die with honor rather than fall into the hands of their enemies (and likely suffer torture) or as a form of capital punishment for samurai who had committed serious offenses, or performed because they had brought shame to themselves. The ceremonial disembowelment, which is usually part of a more elaborate ritual and performed in front of spectators, consists of plunging a short blade, traditionally a tantō, into the abdomen and drawing the blade from left to right, slicing the abdomen open.[3] If the cut, done with a movement, is done deep enough, it can cut the descending aorta, inducing a massive blood loss inside the abdomen, with a very fast death.
At least wait for the eclipse and Mayweather vs. McGregor fight.
that's the worst idea ever. He's gonna wait for that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
umm Larry you don't get the virgins if you kill your self....eh
right krypt??
I like virgins
I think Larrold should go for it. What's he got to lose?
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Originally Posted by Al from CheersCan I ask why you are entertaining this little shit? Clearly, he's drunk and trying to level you. Why are you taking the bait so easily?Quote:
Originally Posted by SrslySirius
He is 20x brighter than the Sun but there is a dark way his posts could be interpreted.
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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's ClitQuote:
Originally Posted by Al from Cheers
He is 20x brighter than the Sun but there is a dark way his posts could be interpreted.
brighter than the sun? the kid had 2 HOF threads. This one, because it's retarded, and the WSOP thread bc well, it was WSOP. nothing much since then. Kilgore Trout is funny though. she def tilted him.
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Originally Posted by Al from CheersQuote:
Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
brighter than the sun? the kid had 2 HOF threads. This one, because it's retarded, and the WSOP thread bc well, it was WSOP. nothing much since then. Kilgore Trout is funny though. she def tilted him.
No Sirius.
Sirius is visible on the far left of the above photograph, to the left of the constellation of Orion and Comet Hale-Bopp.
Intrinsically, Sirius is over 20 times brighter than our Sun and over twice as massive.
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omg i promise i didn't mean to bring up hale bopp.
Larry are you All from Cheers? And not like in a hippy dippy many are one way but like actually logging in and out?
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Originally Posted by Al from Cheers
Nice one Al
https://blogs.wsj.com/japanrealtime/...ment-in-japan/
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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
Nope.
Could be gringo trolling me
next time can you please provide a screen shot?